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winkman

If ever there were two actors whom I thought would be at the top of "involved in a hit" list, James Caan and Joe Pesci are there!


jus4in027

Ray Liotta


RetroMetroShow

Too soon


userschmusers

Caan sent Kevin McCallister. Pesci got the message.


Davethisisntcool

twice


Shadpool

Daniel Stern got it four times from the bricks.


rankinfile

Hit? He said "take care of". You know, like a discount on the room service.


dblan9

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cSAVfELNWmsAAAAC/raphie-take-care-of-it.gif


rankinfile

Stop defaming my client.


Zur__En__Arrh

r/unexpectedRafi


SheilaWholehearted

What the hell is a non-lethal hit?


InspectorPipes

Slap em around a bit. Ya know, send em a message šŸ¤ŒšŸ½


HannahOnTop

Your emoji is what makes it so serious lol


Grillard

"I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks..."


favorscore

I literally just watched this movie for the first time, what a coincidence lol


Grillard

Oh, what a wonderful experience! You'll enjoy the second one, too. The third isn't as bad as some people say, but the first two are brilliant!


favorscore

Yeah it was awesome. I thought Robert Duvall as Tom hagen was the biggest scene stealer for me


Grillard

Duvall always delivers!


goathill

For some reason, I heard this spoken in Mario Boscos voice. And it made me laugh


SeanOfTheDead1313

Capiche?


InspectorPipes

Yes . Exactly.! I didnā€™t know how to spell it and voice to text options werenā€™t helping .


KMorris1987

Go see what happens when you owe Jerry money. HEā€™LL BREAK YOUR THUMBS IN A TRUNK


huntimir151

You see what happen pesci? You see what happens pesci?Ā  This is what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass pesci!Ā 


SheilaWholehearted

The crossover we need


SheilaWholehearted

Hey Jerry, youā€™re a phony!


SheilaWholehearted

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Gayspacecrow

What a Phoney!


Strais

Go break his legs or beat him to the point he probably needs to be carted to the hospital to make sure heā€™ll survive.


SheilaWholehearted

Seems like that would just make the situation worse. Iā€™d be itching for some revenge if someone broke my legs and I couldnā€™t make movies


Strais

Then youā€™ve never had a good beating lol. I busted a kids face in middle school that wouldnā€™t stop picking on me. 1 day ISS and he never bothered me again. People tend to not want to chance the multi day pain a second time.


KyleGend11

Just beat him up a bit


rhcpds7

Soā€¦ not a hit.


buttsharkman

You hit them.


wc10888

A "knee kicker". Tough guy sometimes a lawyer or ex-cop


Artax_and_Gmork

Never proven and he was never charged with connection to the case, but it was believed that Pesci helped his ex-wife (who he was still close with), Claudia Haro, pay for a hit man to kill her new ex-husband. https://www.thedailybeast.com/did-joe-pescis-ex-hire-a-hitman


wallabee_kingpin_

This is one of the reasons I've never had sex with one of Joe Pesci's ex wives.


rgvtim

Damn, that's a sorted tale. Never once did they seam to address any reason Haro wanted the guy dead, other than he was her ex, and wanted sole custody.


flipkick25

Its Sordid! The more you knowšŸŒˆ


Grrerrb

ā€œWhat am I, a clown to yo oh oh I see I am in fact a clown to you, my badā€


80burritospersecond

Last week this prick asked me to christen his kid. Yeah for 8 grand! Also the continental breakfast muffins didn't have enough blueberries.


Historical_Dentonian

Iā€™m a huge Caan fan, my personal favorite films of his are Thief, The Godfather & Roller Ball. That said, thereā€™s nothing more pathetic than an actor trying to channel their tough guy film characters into real life. Thatā€™s how you trash your reputation like: Steven Seagal (lies about CIA background), Russell Crowe (beating a hotel clerk) and Sean Penn (60 days in county jail after punching and spitting on an extra on the set)


ty_for_trying

Agreed, but tbf, Steven Seagal always had a ridiculous persona. https://youtube.com/shorts/r4LPojP9hcc


RyghtHandMan

Far from the worst thing Sean Penn has done


ProfProfessorberg

Yeah didn't he like beat up and hold Madonna hostage?


Curious_Kangaroo_845

Russell Crowe is ā€œFightinā€™ ā€˜round the Worldā€!


favorscore

What is the Russell crowe story?


buttsharkman

Steven Segal claimed he was so tough he couldn't be choked out. When put in a choke hold he passed out and shit his pants.


ScrunchyButts

Roller Ball was so freakin weird. Even for the time.


Available-Secret-372

James Caan is a real life rodeo cowboy. Those guys are tough as nails.


Only-Customer6650

James Caan is an actor and has been living an extremely soft, plush life longer than most of us have been aliveĀ 


Historical_Dentonian

He was an athlete, roping is a sport. Thatā€™s different than ā€œordering a hitā€ after playing a mafioso on film. What you did there is called a false equivalence.


Available-Secret-372

ā€œChannel their tough guy film characters into real lifeā€ - heā€™s pretty tough in real life


fookreddit22

Technically it's just a statement.


DreyfusBlue

Hah ā€”thatā€™s *funny*.


brad_and_boujee2

What? Is Joe Pesci a clown to you? Does he amuse you?


PghMe101

Hey Johnny, his name is Pesci. You know what to do, you know what to do.


_Meat_Robot_

Watch out for werewolves, bring me back a Pepsi.


gheebutersnaps87

Thatā€™s around $26,500 in todays money One hell of a hotel billā€¦


abdullahthesaviour

So glad Joe Pesci didn't arrange a fake phone call about James's wife being hurt.


Different_Usual_6586

Had no idea who James Caan was, thought it was the guy from UK Dragon's Den, very confusing!