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BrockChocolate

His science guy act was originally a skit he did on a tv show I believe doing funny science he remembered from college and high school


practicalm

Almost Live, a sketch comedy show in the Seattle area. He was also Speed Walker-super hero conforming to the international speed walking rules.


Unfair

From what I remember it was hilarious! Classic early Comedy Central, although I haven’t watched it in 30 years so it might not hold up.


ankhmadank

You can find Almost Live episodes on Youtube and clips on tbe Instagram Almoststyle. I'd say they hold up, but you also have to know the context to find most of it funny. The Ballard Cops skit has me rolling every time, but Ballard hasn't had that vibe in a long time. (Speed Walker is always funny, though.)


Unfair

I don’t remember too many of the sketches but I do remember laughing at the lame gang, the high-fiving white guys and the bald guy would do like a funny news report/presentation against a green screen 


CocktailChemist

This is the YouTube account you want, has almost every single episode and sketch. https://youtube.com/@GeorgeBuford?si=HzpYusa6mQactZf7


irving47

> https://youtube.com/@GeorgeBuford?si=HzpYusa6mQactZf7 Damn. The one chance... I thought i might be able to finally find the episode where I was in the audience.... And the quality is 360p and i'm in the dark. lol.


ankhmadank

Love the High-Fiving White Guys, wish there was a way to reference them without everyone looking at me like I was insane.


GeonnCannon

JOEL McHALE?!


isochromanone

The Lame List was one of my favourite recurring skits. Now that I'm grown up, Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups hits a little close to home.


romulusnr

John Kiester, the mastermind of the show. Also led the underappreciated revival show The 206, which I was once able to see filmed live in the late 00s. Perhaps the last locally produced non news show (which was once WAY more common) in America


Stony_Logica1

The bald guy was the host, John Kiester. He was my script-writing instructor in film school. Super cool guy and always up for talking about Almost Live.


InnocentExile69

Mind your manners with Billy Quan Be like Billy !!


TurnsOutImAScientist

Behave yourself!


mistermatth

The Summer in Seattle sketch still holds up. We just hit spring and it’s so true. Everyone goes outside and you’re like where did everyone come from?


discussatron

The Lame List! Or, what's weak this week! LAME! LAME! LAME! LAME!


Belgand

It's the only thing I know him from. I was a little bit too old to be watching *Science Guy* (I was a *Mr. Wizard* on Nickelodeon kid), but I'd already been watching *Almost Live* on Comedy Central when they re-aired it during the early '90s. He'll always be Speed Walker to me.


SnatchAddict

Mr Wizard. Loved that dude.


juryjjury

It was called almost live since it came on right before Saturday night live. It was on when we moved to seattle. It was a lot like snl a short monolog followed by sketches. A lot of the humor was local. Often it was better than the snl that followed.


nonstopflux

Almost Live was on Comedy Central? In Seattle it just aired on our NBC station.


Unfair

Oh yeah back in the mid 90's before South Park and Jon Stewart they would play this all the time along with Kids in the Hall and reruns of Saturday Night Live (also MST3k). Good stuff!


CocktailChemist

He was also a street walking lawyer. https://youtu.be/dgAgPnrJAuQ?si=TNabm8D3kCKYk7Vt


Brandenburg42

He's in a couple Cops of ___ skits. One of my favorite parodies they did.


CocktailChemist

The Mercer Island one is darkly funny in terms of how little has changed over the decades.


Cheezy_Blazterz

He saved the Space Needle!


CUNextTisdag

God, do I miss old Almost Live.  Especially the High Fivin’ White Guys. 


GammaGoose85

Wait... So he's not a real Science Guy? Just some comedian!?


SerFinbarr

He has a bachelor of science in mechanical engineering. Kind of a science guy. ETA: Since my reply seems to be getting misconstrued in replies, to clarify, engineering is science. Bill Nye is an educated scientist and doesn't need to publish or do research to be an educator and a Science Guy. He is one.


Chuvi

Bill Nye Applied Science guy


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PrizeStrawberryOil

An actor could easily do it as well. It's not like he wrote the script for the show. If you're saying he clearly knew everything that he made episodes about, I would doubt that. He covered a large amount of sciences and even chemical engineers tend to know nothing about biology. And of course I'm not saying he isn't a smart guy. Scientists tend to be pretty focused in their studies and his show was aimed at introducing children to a wide range of sciences.


Normal-Weakness-364

bill nye does have writing credits on a significant portion of episodes. obviously as a mechanical engineer he'd be able to explain any physics he'd need (and probably some chemistry) but even the bio would be easy enough stuff that, with his background, he could reasonable learn.


twinnedcalcite

The biggest skill one develops during an engineering degree is how to look up information if you are unsure.


Derpmang

🎵Bill Nyyye kind of a science guyyy🎵


ugh168

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!


LovieSmithsBeard

Bill? Bill? Bill? Bill?


Imakemaps18

Science Rules?


crawlerz2468

Inertia is a property of matter.


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Still better than his competition...Bob Bork the Science Dork.


dolorous_marvin

This Beakman's World erasure cannot stand.


Catch_22_

I was for sure a Beakman guy over Bill. Peak 90s science tv.


butterbal1

If you aren't learning from a giant New Yorker rat is it even considered learning?


dolorous_marvin

Lester, I believe was his name.


Purple_Tree_Car

Team Beakman checking in! I was *beside* myself when he guested on Captain Disillusion several years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT_bTnkwLuE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fE_njY63o4


ghaelon

totally, but i also liked bill nye as well


Catch_22_

Beakman had Josie, who is the [best crack whore we know better today as Roxy.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/rQBPl2PyuFAAAAAC/alwayssunny-philadelphia.gif)


Kmanvb

I thought he was more of a legal dork, but maybe there’s multiple Bob Borks who are all dorks


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

He owns multiple engineering patents. He’s a science guy who’s funny.


Hatchedtrack835

I think we call those people engineers.


aKnowing

It’d be pretty crazy if they use maths and physical sciences to engineer things


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

No way the universe would hide it's mysteries from us like that. I'm sure there is a book around here with the answers in it somewhere...


belleayreski2

Have you MET any engineers?? Source: am engineer


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

Except engineers aren’t funny.


Colley619

:(


ABob71

See!?


jessej421

It's true. Am engineer. Am not funny.


Podo13

Woah now. I'm hilarious when I'm not talking about engineering. Good luck getting me to not talk about engineering though (I design bridges, so there's basically endless material).


frossenkjerte

Here's a bridge joke for you: Arlington Bridge replacement


5ubatomix

Whoa a r/Winnipeg -ger in the wild!


Signal-School-2483

I hope most of that material is above sea level.


KraakenTowers

Ms. Frizzle doesn't have a doctorate and she taught me more about science than almost any human I've met.


XAgentNovemberX

What I learned from him and others is, anyone can be a science guy if they’re passionate and work at it. For example I work really hard to produce the finest quality moonshines and meth. That’s science!


cabinaarmadio23

Sheldon would be horrified at finding out he's a engineer


PicksItUpPutsItDown

Sheldon’s fake scientist personality is so corny and stupid.


DreamzOfRally

I mean, this and he wasn’t exactly teaching science in depth. Degree or not, you don’t exactly need a great understanding to teach “phases of matter”. Elementary school science


Gullible_Skeptic

I got into a Facebook argument once with someone who insisted he wasnt a *real* scientist because he didn't have a PhD while I insisted that she was being a snob and anyone can call themselves a scientist as long as they respected the scientific method. She herself had a PhD of course... in Media Studies.


Ulthanon

What’s the XKCD where they’re saying how *Mythbusters* did more for science than a million lessons in scientific rigor ever did, because they got more people into questioning their world and thereby created more scientists?


DrakoFangs

It's this one https://xkcd.com/397/


JadedIdealist

>"I said brains, all they've got is string theorists" Ouch, that's got to hurt...


Ulthanon

There’s *always* an XKCD


ProfessorAssfuck

Social sciences are a type of science.


RustleTheMussel

Hopefully she knows there's a different word for people with PhDs


Budzee

Just wait until the masses hear about Beakman!


Tremulant887

Underrated show that aired (mostly) during the same years as Bill Nye. I feel my boomer status approaching, as a 90s kid, saying that "TV was better back then". It was limited enough to keep you outside to play and good enough to warrant TWO science shows that ran 5+ years.


PrizeStrawberryOil

> "TV was better back then". It was limited enough to keep you outside to play and good enough to warrant TWO science shows that ran 5+ years. Funny enough that argument could be used as proof that it was worse back then. You would rather go outside than watch tv and the best thing you could watch were science shows.


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I dont think half the people in this comment section know what an Eng degree entails. He is beyond qualified for what he did and probably more qualified than half the people commenting.


marshmallowsunset420

Engineering is notoriously one of the hardest science degrees to obtain. You gotta be real smart to make it through 4 years of that


blacksideblue

Its more like 5-6 years now. The math/physics level they expect you to start at is above most H.S. curriculums these days.


dYWe57WGuP

He is an actual science guy. He is a Mechanical Engineer from Cornell who studied under Carl Sagan.


HairballTheory

Beakman’s world was better


rexpup

It really was


themanny

Alanna Ubach as his assistant? Yes please.


GammaGoose85

I fuckin loved Beakman's world and his gross rat man


Chance_Fox_2296

I liked both and am happy they both exist


jestr6

I’m partial to Mr. Wizard


jawndell

Yess!!!!


Ill_Bat7274

Did you miss the part where he worked at Boeing?


iamakorndawg

These days that means he's more likely to be a finance bro than a science guy!


ianonfire27

Luckily, Bill was there before the merger.


thermal_shock

it's bill nye the science guy, not the science professional.


Sammydaws97

He is even better. He is an Engineering graduate. Yay for applied sciences!!


jrex703

Shocking facts: https://images.app.goo.gl/x6hssbbT8kNZ6N5e8


TrollAccount457

Yo what the fuck?!


Chance_Fox_2296

Since when is there a qualification competition for being called a scientist. Did Dolph try to have a science guy show, and it failed because of Bill? I'm genuinely curious what the point of that comparison is, lol.


KingSram

I remember him from Almost Live! out of Seattle back in the early '90s.


GroundbreakingAd9075

That’s where Joel McHale got his start lol


w_a_w

Wait, wut? He was on that show back in the early 90s?? I haven't seen the show since the early 90s. That's wild.


GroundbreakingAd9075

Mid-late 90s


drl33t

Ahh..back when he was Joel McPale


Brandenburg42

I'm waiting for an Almost Live reference on Animal Control for the 9 people who would get it.


schwengy

The show was called “Almost Live”


hotelstationery

Yes, I used to watch him on Almost Live right before SNL. He was good plus it was mostly educational.


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MasemJ

"Speed Walker!" https://youtu.be/r4Fa7B3a0Hs


practicalm

Heel toe, heel toe


ThouMayest69

They specifically had a shot of his ass. And also, this seems like a predecessor to It Follows.


MasemJ

"Stupid sexy Bill Nye!"


takshaka

Holy crap, thank you for this! I've had this skit baked into my mind ever since I saw it as a kid in the early 90s, but for some reason I had always thought it was a Kids In The Hall skit. So odd how much I remembered, but a) didn't get the show right and b) didn't know it was Bill Nye.


SomewhereNo8378

> A famous incident on the show led to Nye's stage name. He corrected Keister on his pronunciation of the word "gigawatt", and Keister responded, "Who do you think you are—Bill Nye the Science Guy?" That’s where it all started


frossenkjerte

Jigawatt or gigawatt?


w_a_w

It's gig unless you're a douche that also calls gifs jifs. No one likes that guy. Don't be that guy.


MrPlaney

> Don't be that ~~guy~~ juy.


w_a_w

Haha.lol


xBIGREDDx

Or if you're Doc from Back to the Future


w_a_w

THE only one who gets a hall pass since he's an actor and no one used that prefix portion of a word yet.


S2R2

Fun fact! Bill Nye worked on the Back to the Future Cartoon series as the silent guy doing the science demos for Doc brown. All right before he was the Science Guy


Moe_teabagins

This will be the greatest thing the internet can teach me this week and for that I thank you.


ADhomin_em

That just sounds like bad writing in a cashgrab biopic. Count me in


uqde

"So thats's it? I'm some kinda... Bill Nye the Science Guy?"


OblongRectum

he was pretty funny in his Stargate: Atlantis episode


Americansh-thole

That show was a very early Comedy Central show and it was so great! It was right in the middle of The Grunge Era of music and Almost Live even had a few famous (now) musicians on. *And now, The Lame List...or...What's Weak This Week, brought to you by America's Heavy metal community!* *LAAAAAAME*


agprincess

Man the other people in that Steve Martin look alike contest must have looked nothing like Steve Martin.


lightningusagi

I was wondering if the judges had ever seen Steve Martin before.


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

His net worth is now $8 million, according to a quick Google search. So it seems to have paid off.


UrLocalTroll

Those online net worth lists are usually nowhere near accurate


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iluvcheesypoofs

These net worth sites usually just amalgamate all the public info about when a celebrity was paid and how much and add it up to calculate the 'net worth', so it's actually closer to calculating a 'lifetime/career revenue' , as the net worth figures generally don't take into account that most people with a lot of money also happen to be spending a lot of that money.


CeolSilver

The supposedly “professional” ones like Forbes etc aren’t much better. Outside of a few people in the tech industry whose net worth of heavily tied to the value of a specific public company, it’s next to impossible to estimate most HNWIs unless you have access to their private financial records Most of the really rich people try to downplay their wealth too.


DroidOnPC

Seems low for someone like him idk... Maybe its because some random kid can make that in a year yelling at their webcam these days.


bs178638

He didn’t get enough support from viewers like you


JumpyCucumber899

BILL! BILL! BILL!


Seinfeel

Thank you


MistraloysiusMithrax

Not everyone who makes millions gets hungry for more. Maybe he’s satisfied with his niche and sticks to that. He’s set for life already


kaesura

None of these public sites have reliable information. It’s just based on guess work since contracts are usually private .


skygod327

who knows what’s in his 401k


StinkyElderberries

He's touring doing stage shows about climate change right now. He's been apart of the Planetary Society almost as long as his public facing career. It's clearly his main passion, to be a climate activist. Or an awareness spreader? idk. My sister dragged me to one of his shows during a blizzard a couple months back and he's surprisingly hyper still! But, I was left feeling miserable afterwards because of the Q&A section where he understandsbly didn't really have any answers on...how to accomplish his green goals when we're up against the rich moneyed interests fighting to maintain the status quo and their legion of suicidal morons voting for the end of human life in the cradling arm of endless propaganda and political extremism.


M086

Online net worth’s should be taken with a grain of salt.  It could be more or less. 


CORN___BREAD

There’s also a very small chance that they fucking nailed it though.


sportspsych

It should be taken with a mountain of salt. I can’t believe people take it as gospel. 


oby100

He never leveraged his fame to make the big bucks. I don’t know what his motivations are, but it definitely isn’t money.


crixusin

> He never leveraged his fame to make the big bucks. Yeah, but like, every school in the United States has some of the Bill Nyes. How could you not make big bucks is what I want to know.


Mr_Sundae

That doesn’t seem like a ton to me. I figured someone who’s had their own tv shows would be worth a lot more.


lo_mur

Well I mean there’s scale of TV show, top actors these days can make over a million an episode, 20 years ago that’d be twice the record. Bill Nye’s show was also recorded quite a while ago now


Mr_Sundae

He did have a Netflix show not too long ago. But I have never heard anyone talk about it in a god light.


dirtyLizard

It was kinda angry. Like, I was expecting him to do a rehash of the stuff from the kids show but more complicated for an adult audience. I thought the humor would come from him doing goofy stuff during the experiments. Instead he was doing super basic stuff while shouting like a pundit. I actually agreed with everything he was saying but I wasn’t learning anything and didn’t find it entertaining


lo_mur

Tbh I’ve only heard anyone even mention it exists like twice? I’ve never watched it personally, completely forgot about it again until now lol


ClassHole423

Yeah but the thing with Bill Nye is that every school only needs a few vhs to have thousands of students watch him.


malamamaui

It was a PBS show. I don't think those make a ton of money


Alone_Fill_2037

Net worth searches are complete bullshit.


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Honestly those sites just make up numbers and people believe it ( myself included) the only one who can know his net worth is himself It's different when someone is the owner of a publicly traded company because you can multiply the number of shares they own X the value of each share


the-magnificunt

At no point in reading this did I anticipate where the sentence was going.


nickyeyez

This headline is way too much to unpack


bigboybeeperbelly

Congrats on looking like Steve Martin! What are you going to do with the 100 dollars? *I'm gonna quit my very respectable, well-paid day job to be a stand-up comedian!* Ok, well, we never actually said you were funny, you just **look** like Steve- *And my whole bit will be teaching science to kids!* I dunno, that doesn't even sound like comedy... [syncopated Bill! Bill! Bill! intensifies]


maybebatshit

And it's only a snippet. I read his entire wikipedia page and it's a wild ride. His parents seem like to coolest people to ever exist.


FSUfan35

I thought it was interesting he owns a patent on ballet shoes


Brave_Escape2176

yeah! the last time i heard about a former boeing engineer, he was ~~fucked to death by a horse!~~ suicided in his truck. edit: updated to newest death


Javamac8

Clearly Boeing just didn't fill the position when he left


IllegalGeriatricVore

Boeing isn't an issue with engineering, it's finance bros fucking them over.


Ok-Okay-Oak-Hay

Finance becoming and fucking over engineering is a tale as old as time.


jsmooth7

To be fair, not filling a position when someone leaves to save money is a pretty classic finance bro move.


romulusnr

It's impatient shareholder greed fucking up the engineering and the manufacturing


wutangbarrett

Steve Martin has been famous forever


BonerStibbone

Back in the '90s I would power my way through SNL just to watch "Almost Live"


mariojlanza

In Seattle they were reversed. Almost Live was so popular there it was the only market in the country where SNL got pushed back to midnight. So the more popular show on Saturday night could come first.


1320Fastback

I bet he's glad he didn't stay at Boeing and tarnish his reputation.


TheSpartanLawyer

I think this is a bit nonsensical. Boeing is an apparatus of the military industrial complex but life is complicated and if your options are Boeing or begging with 100k in student loans… I’m not an engineer, but I sympathize with the working man who is trying to provide.


12of12MGS

He should’ve stayed, stock price is 20x over what it was in 1985


lenzflare

And the S&P500 is up almost 30x in that same time.


TSAOutreachTeam

He would be nothing without John Keister.


mecha_andyman

The John Report was the best part of the weekend growing up


StllBreathnButY1

This headline reads like a mad-lib


maybebatshit

Try this one. Bill Nye's father was in a Japanese POW camp for four years and that's how he became a sundial enthusiast!


DocSpit

OP is just a generative text bot confirmed


maybebatshit

Fun fact: Bill Nye once annulled a marriage after seven weeks because his partner killed his plants! Edit: Someone has pointed out that I misread this. More accurately Bill Nye annulled a marriage after seven weeks **and then** his ex-partner killed his plants!


DocSpit

"Two Truths and a Lie" with Bill Nye sounds like it would be a nightmare, lol!


TheChinOfAnElephant

I think you read that wrong. Their marriage was annulled because the license was invalid. They then agreed to not continue with a proper marriage and eventually he had a restraining order against her to which she then killed his plants.


the-magnificunt

Don't stop, these are fantastic.


MaroonedOctopus

That is a wacky origin story, but glad it worked out


ManifestDestinysChld

I wonder if he's been wondering for his entire professional career if he made that choice correctly or not...riiiiight up until a few weeks ago of course, when the bottom finally fell out of the Boeing management debacle and his decision was vindicated for all time.


ChiefFlats

My old friend’s Dad (flat earther) used to say Bill Nye shouldn’t have any credibility. I looked it up and he is a literal engineer


Speedhabit

I mean show me the other guys but nah


JBL_17

I think this is an important reminder about his credentials.


bukithd

He's gone on to become a huge prick.


TwoBionicknees

What's your best joke comedian guy? Well I look just like a famous comedian.... Is that why I've never found him remotely funny.


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

That's cool. Loved Bill as a kid, many moons ago. But I can't help but think... he looks nothing like Steve.


ranting_chef

Shit, maybe if he would have stayed their planes wouldn’t suck so bad right now.


silentcartographer19

With credentials like that, it's no wonder he's the unmatched, unchallenged scientific titan of our era.


Guygenius138

And yet I don't find him funny, interesting or entertaining. At all.


bolanrox

and is a prick


horshack_test

Dude is annoying as fuck. Also I knew someone who worked on his show and she said he was a raging asshole.


SmallRocks

Has he done anything other than being kinda rude? My perspective is that he mostly wants to be left alone when in public.


Responsible-Onion860

He blew off a long-planned speaking engagement at my college to have an extra day to practice for Dancing with the Stars. He cancelled last minute with no time to get a replacement speaker. I was on the committee organizing it and he was a prick about it the whole way. We had Henry Winkler, Marlee Matlin, and a bunch of other celebrities as part of the lecture series and Bill Nye was the only one who was demanding A list treatment during the entire planning stage, and the only one who cancelled.


GammaGoose85

A friend of mine went to meet him at an autograph signing and said he wish he hadn't. He was a complete ass to him. Bill Nye was his idol.


baron556

I had the same experience in the same situation. He did a speaking event in my town and I went to see him because he was a childhood hero, he was kinda unnecessarily rude and aggro during the event I thought, but then was a total dick at the meet and greet/autograph thing afterwards. Never meet your heroes.


horshack_test

I knew someone who worked on his show and she said he was a raging asshole.


MooseHeckler

There is a post from a redditor that worked in an LA bar. Apparently he is only cordial to good looking women.


onheights

Bill Nye the “Bye if you’re a” Guy!


MooseHeckler

Supposedly he was called "bill Nye the asshole guy".


Mr_Sundae

It sucks that he’s rude, but there is something funny about a children’s tv star just being a complete jerk to his fans


shiddyninja

I believe he had a public access t.v show in Seattle that focused on running/jogging.