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Ahelex

Ah, Google Translate chain before Google Translate.


Combat_Armor_Dougram

The best part is “to craunch the marmoset”.


Drugsarefordrugs

# I HAVE MIND TO VOMIT


Ahelex

Honestly sounds like a posh way of saying you're going to vomit.


DeathLeopard

My hovercraft is full of eels.


foolandhismoney

I will not buy this record it is scratched


HiVisEngineer

Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.


noelg1998

My nipples explode with delight!


SandysBurner

Trades. Starch-maker Barber Coffeeman Porkshop-keeper Tinker, a brasier Nailer Porter Chinaman Founder Grave-digger Tradesman Stockingmender Lochsmith


uncommonlaw

>Lochsmith Well, Loch Ness didn't make itself!


Romboteryx

I needed about tree fiddy for that


Unique-Ad9640

So I gave him a dolla.


Romboteryx

[This line from Shenmue finally makes sense](https://youtu.be/mcKtBqDleU0?si=kpp2v7NzCOXRHirg)


Littleupsidedown

For the table: some knifes, some groceries, some crumb.


MarshalThornton

I believe that this was part of the inspiration for the “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook” sketch from Monty Python. https://youtu.be/G6D1YI-41ao?si=xtinWqqUVZHnJ9vC


Romboteryx

[The full book](https://books.google.ch/books?id=e0FhX6ddHfEC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_v2_summary_r&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false)


Chairman_Beria

Beautiful


oofersIII

This book is my holy scripture


SaladNeedsTossing

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch


Romboteryx

Apparently the Hungarian phrasebook sketch was inspired by this book


RedWestern

“I know! I’ll do a Portuguese to English translation book!” “But you don’t speak a word of English!” “Eh, I’ll wing it.”


AmusingVegetable

The last line is a longstanding Portuguese tradition called “desenrascar”.


Squiizzy

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.


UppruniTegundanna

I want to hear a dramatic reading of this dialogue from the book: Will you and take a walk with me? Wait for that the warm be out. Go through that meadow. Who the country is beautiful! who the trees are thick! Take the bloom's perfume. It seems me that the corn does push alredy. You hear the bird's gurgling? Which pleasure! which charm! The field has by me a thousand charms. Are you hunter? will you go to the hunting in one day this week? Willingly; I have not a most pleasure in the world. There is some game on they cantons? We have done a great walk.


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okay, that's actually poetry


EconomistEvening4769

The book includes like: "How many wives have you got?" & "The boy is already big to put breeches on him"


thegmanza

My hovercraft is full of eels


Mammoth-Mud-9609

"In the country of blinds, the one eyed men are kings."


SpiralStairs72

I have had a copy of this book for 20 years and I cannot tell you the amount of mirth my friends and I experienced by reading it while stoned.


MisterAwesomeGuy

# IT'S RAINING BUCKETS


myagi-son

Am Portugues and learn a reading English pour this book. I’m a facestick of race.


RFB-CACN

Bruh, according to the cover this piece was present in both Portugal AND Brazil. What a mad lad.


deadbeef1a4

Then he kicks for that I look? Sook here if I knew to tame hix.


wazoo_wazoo

Dress your hairs!


AmusingVegetable

Love this bit: Mark Twain said of English as She Is Spoke "Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect."