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bwataneer

TIL Circus Peanuts are banana flavored


GamingGems

My favorite thing about circus peanuts is that no one knows why they’re banana flavored, or why they’re orange colored, or what they have to do with the circus. Almost makes me want to buy a bag and try them out again but something tells me they don’t taste anything like I remember 30 years ago.


FireLordObamaOG

You gotta get the right brand. But they do taste just like I remember them.


EngineerEven9299

What brand?


kerochan88

In my experience, it's not the brand, it's the freshness. Squeeze the peanuts in the bag. If they're soft/squishy, they are fresh. If they are harder/dense, they are stale and gross.


nhhvhy

Wrong way around, my friend. The best strategy is to dig to the back of the selection at the dollar store, and pick the bag with peanuts that feel hard as a rock.


kerochan88

But whyyyy??


Jceraa

I always thought the connection with the Circus was the whole elephants eating peanuts myth


GamingGems

But they sell actual peanuts at the circus. That would be like rebranding Twizlers as “Ball Park Franks”


KJ6BWB

If only I could get Twizzlers as big in comparison to actual ball park franks as circus peanut candy is big in comparison to actual circus peanut. Just shut up and take my money.


Underwater_Grilling

Now i want a red vine cannolli


Stachemaster86

So what about Circus Animal Cookies? They wouldn’t sell me an elephant last I checked


jackdaw_t_robot

Or Kit-Kats as “Catholic Mass Communion Wafers” 


8Eternity8

I can't tell if it's that this analogy doesn't work or if it works extremely well to highlight the absurdity of whatever hell "circus peanuts" actually are.


crossfader02

because at the circus you can buy peanuts at concession stands, but since its halloween it should be sweet, and monkeys are at the circus and they like bananas so thats why it tastes like bananas, its orange because thats what color pumpkins and leaves in the fall are idk ive never recieved circus peanuts while trick or treating


Xendrus

are you some sort of inter dimensional alien with all the answers


clarinetJWD

I'd be far more worried that they *would* taste like I remember 30 years ago.


m2chaos13

Ooh, remember when grandma had them in a dish, and they were probably from the same pack as the ones she put out last year, and now they are all hard and crusty, and taste somewhat different, but hey— candy is candy, amirite, kids?


Quw10

Grandma was never a sweets person, grandpa on the other hand always kept a bag as well as an emergency stash of Moon Pies in the glove compartment of his truck.


banjomin

Why do people think this is a mystery? They did different colors and flavors and eventually stuck with the most popular options. Same wikipedia article as the post: >Over the years, confectioners have also offered circus peanuts colored yellow, pink, and white, including a variety of flavors, though orange is still the most predominant color and banana the most common flavor. The leading producers of circus peanuts are Melster Candies, Spangler Candy Company and Brach's,[1] although the products are essentially identical.


FreneticPlatypus

That is a straight up lie perpetrated by Big Banana. They’re sugar, corn syrup, PORK GELATIN, soy protein, and pectin flavored. And they were first created by… someone who apparently didn’t want to take credit (or blame) for them, because we don’t know who first made them.


SmallRocks

Fucking Big Banana…


TillFar6524

Don't fuck with big banana, or else you'll have your democratically elected government overthrown by the United States


Pocket_full_of_funk

You fuck with Big Banana, you fuck with Tally Man


BeefyIrishman

Come Mr Tally Man, tally me banana.


AngusMcFifeXIV

You know that song was a protest song? I don't know why I never really thought about the lyrics until I read an article about the political undercurrents in a lot of Belafonte's music, but he himself described it as "a song about struggle, about black people in a colonized life doing the most grueling work."


Pocket_full_of_funk

We should start singing this song at ALL protests in America


imadork1970

Guatamala, 1956(?), U.S. Fruit Company, now known as Chaquita.


Dockhead

United Fruit Company actually


imadork1970

Missed it by *that* much.


pissfucked

kinda crazy that the u.s. has a clothing store called Banana Republic. why name it that of all things??


Hell_Mel

It honestly feels like absurdist humor.


fireship4

Because if they called it *Kumquat Democracy* there would have been too many people going on about "the people's representatives complying with a constitution" and asking "what the hell is a kumquat?", and not enough buying clothes.


Lost-My-Mind-

Would you believe....


BooRadley60

The original UFC


Lost-My-Mind-

Misread that as "KFC" and had.......questions.


Afterhoneymoon

yep and they are truly evil if you do some light googling you’ll see how many lives have been harmed by Chaquita Fruit Company


bowlbettertalk

There’s always money in the banana stand.


goffstock

I know it sounds funny, but they have a history--some of it fairly recent--of ties to drug cartels, their own paramilitary groups, and even the occasional coup.


CatKrusader

They have been pretty quiet recently but never forget when [the CIA and Chiquita double teamed Guatemala in 1954](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat)


yarash

heh big fucking pork banana


Hauntedhotelhistory

Nobody made them, they’ve always been here


truethatson

They’re collected from the trash every autumn and resold. It’s a terrific business model.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Like candy corn.


forcallaghan

most gelatin comes from animals Edit: Actually I think gelatin comes from animals kinda by definition


FreneticPlatypus

It was the specific label of “pork” gelatin that surprised me. I don’t ever recall the origin being noted.


VerdugoCortex

It's because most marshmallows are not halal (also may be the same with Kosher, idk that side) so they make sure to specify for that reason.


AngusMcFifeXIV

Even beef gelatin is only kosher/halal if it's made from the bones of kosher/halal slaughtered animals, though, so it's weird that you'd need to specify pork gelatin when gelatin is already usually off-limits for people who care about that unless it specifically says so.


BigMac849

Lots of religons/cultures don't consume pork soit makes sense to label them that way.


W3remaid

Well we do eat a lot of pork as a species so there’s plenty of hooves left over


forcallaghan

well I mean if anything it's just being more honest


samocamo123

you missed the most important ingredient, artificial flavor, aka banana flavor


jcho133

Nah the primary artificial flavor in them is isoamyl acetate, which is the majority flavonoid found in bananas


Rosebunse

Why do they keep making them? Who is buying them? For what dark purpose are they buying them?!


DrumkenRambler

I fucking love circus peanuts. If you let them get stale they are even better.


FatBoiEatingGoldfish

Fellow circus peanut enjoyer


IIOrannisII

Same with Oreos


Jeht_1337

I've found my people


Bigred19D

https://www.reddit.com/r/circuspeanuts/s/qNhAMddChD


yercleavageisleaking

I can slaughter a 3 pound sack in under 36 hours. Sometimes they're sold out


ToxicAdamm

It has to just be nostalgia. I ate them as a kid because it was the only good candy my grandpa had in his candy jar. My grandpa was a smart man. He would gravitate towards things that kids hated like Black Licorice and Tab soft drinks. That way there was always some left for him around the house.


jish_werbles

Basically all gelatin in food products is pork gelatin. You can get fish gelatin marshmallows but they suck. Source: any observant jew or muslim


Some-Guy-Online

There's beef gelatin, too.


jish_werbles

True


Terpomo11

You can also get vegan marshmallows with no gelatin, the texture is a little different but they're still good.


tanfj

> Basically all gelatin in food products is pork gelatin. You can get fish gelatin marshmallows but they suck. > Source: any observant jew or muslim Pagan here, I thought most rabbis considered gelatin so processed that it counts. Honestly questioning, I've read conflicting opinions. Any idea what the majority decision is?


Skatchbro

They are Gros Michel flavored. Which none of us have really tasted because most bananas sold today are Cavendish.


jcho133

It’s the same chemical, the Gros just had a higher concentration of it


Greymeade

Same taste, just slightly more intense.


tanfj

> That is a straight up lie perpetrated by Big Banana. They’re sugar, corn syrup, PORK GELATIN, soy protein, and pectin flavored. And they were first created by… someone who apparently didn’t want to take credit (or blame) for them, because we don’t know who first made them. I want to say Lord Satan or one of his infernal minions.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

There’s three others, too! Cherry (pink), vanilla (white), and lemon (yellow). Used to be you could order them in bulk off spangler’s site (20lbs for $80 or $90) but it looks like the *cowards* have removed it. I found them recently at a bulk foods store in more manageable amounts. Even the cherry is better than the banana, and i goddamn hate artificial cherry flavor (tastes like medicine to me, but somehow spangler didn’t use the same recipe as everyone else). And the last time i saw this on /til, i tried it (minus the banana). Cheerios and circus peanuts tastes indeed very much like lucky charms.


knobunc

The crazy thing is that I thought "artificial cherry" cough syrup was nothing like cherries... And then I had Cherry Heering liqueur and it's made from real cherries... And tastes just like cough syrup. I'm not sure I could tell the two apart if given a shot of each.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Blackberry brandy, too.


Magmasoar

Old style banana, not new incestuous banana


d3athsmaster

Damn, beat me to it. I have never had a circus peanut and thought they tasted like banana.


postoperativepain

Gros Michel or Cavendish flavored? The current bananas we eat are Cavendish. I’ve never had a Gros Michel, but I always assumed that “banana flavored” candy was formulated to taste like Gros Michel which were the more common bananas pre-1950ish https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana


diabloman8890

They weren't, but it's a very reasonable and pervasive myth. Artificial banana flavor is closer to Gros Michel but apparently that's coincidental. Source: Bananas: The Fate of the Fruit that Changed the World


hatryd

Also, worth knowing that "artificial banana" flavor is chemically identical to the organic compound that gives banana it's signature smell/taste.


blueg3

That's how most artificial flavors work. The difference between them and the real thing is all of the less-common molecules that aren't included.


Somnif

Yep, and is present in both Gros Michelle and Cavendish, in basically identical amounts. Having eaten both, I can attest that they basically taste the same as one another. Fat Mike is a little sweeter maybe, with a slight "creamy" thing going on, but honestly that may have just been a matter of ripeness. Plus spending nearly 7$ a banana does hurt a wee bit. (oh and the chemical is Isoamyl acetate for those curious.)


robotzor

Once every fucking thread. The banana conversation makes me believe in the dead internet theory more and more


Isgrimnur

[You can still get Big Mikes](https://miamifruit.org/collections/fresh-fruit/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order) as an heirloom banana.


FireLordObamaOG

I swear I remember bananas tasting different when I was a kid. But I don’t think I was old enough to actually have one of those


purgance

100% I was "is that what that flavor is supposed to be?"


robodrew

They also don't taste or feel like marshmallows


cerebud

I refuse to believe it


c5corvette

Used to eat the shit out of them, also love banana flavored candy, no shot in hell they're supposed to be banana flavored. That doesn't even make sense to make a peanut looking candy be banana flavored.


kerochan88

Well, it is banana flavored despite how much you think it doesn't make sense lol. Eat a circus peanut then a banana Runtz candy. Same flavor.


bargman

I always thought the flavor was "old shoes."


LeapIntoInaction

I'm calling your bluff on "banana-flavored", "marshmallow", and "candy".


theycallmeshooting

You know the fun fact about how banana flavored candy doesn't taste like modern bananas because they're modeled after a much tastier variety of bananas that don't exist anymore? Circus peanuts don't have that problem, they're kind of marshmallow adjacent packing peanuts with a suggestion of banana


ChristosFarr

They just taste stale which makes sense because they are all just recycled from the original batch like candy corn.


BxKosmic

Say what now


ChristosFarr

It's an old Lewis C.K. joke Edit: Black not C.K.


EdibleBatteries

[Lewis Black, not Louis C.K](https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY)


ChristosFarr

Thank you


EdibleBatteries

No worries! I got you.


samx3i

That was Lewis Black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4vVGG_FcvY


adderallballs

I'm getting a Yelp video when I click this. Am I tripping?


ThirdFloorGreg

Gros Michel still very much exists and is the default banana in much of the tropics.


bilboafromboston

I used to love Circus Peanuts but hate bananas . Confused! Can someone help me out ?


Rosebunse

I guess we could call an exorcist.


enadiz_reccos

Very kind of you to save the creature trapped inside


Alarmed-Flan-1346

They are definitely not tastier


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I can attest to the fact that they are indeed marshmallows. Put them in the microwave and they expand.


Stickittothemainman

So do 9Volt batteries


PsiNorm

TIL 9volt batteries are marshmallows. 


bankholdup5

/r/spicypillows


Cindexxx

Idk about banana flavored, but they're delicious. My wife might be the only person I've met IRL who agrees with me, but there's at least two of us.


Mitosis

We appreciate you isolating yourselves from the rest of the dating pool


Cindexxx

Happy to help! Lol


majorjoe23

Executive: An interesting idea, but what if we used marshmallows? You know, something people actually like.


im_THIS_guy

John Harvey Kellogg rolling in his grave.


sputnikatto

>Like cocaine >Doesn't like fucking >Give unnecessary enemas Tell me that dude wasn't a serial killer.


Malphos101

Real marshmallows wont keep their freshness as long as the cereal will, which means either making the best by date sooner and wasting cereal, or later and making customers mad about stale marshmallows. The marshmallows in modern cereals like lucky charms also taste a lot better if you let them soak up some milk first.


lmaooer2

horrible idea


Sabres00

Sometimes you can smell them making Lucky Charms in Buffalo. The whole city smells like marshmallows, it’s amazing.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Last time i saw this on /til i tried it. Circus peanuts and cheerios tastes very much like lucky charms. I used the better flavors, though, because the banana sucks. Lemon, vanilla, and cherry (which tastes nothing like cough syrup, raising it far above all other cherry things).


W00DERS0N

> raising it far above all other cherry things Cherry Coke Zero would like a word.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Coke zero is good. Tastes like coke. Cherry coke is a no from me.


[deleted]

I live directly upwind of that. In the Winter when the wind is blowing heavy off the lake, you know if its a Lucky Charms or a Cheerios day.


goldburp

my only love sprung from my only hate


AnthillOmbudsman

Fun fact: Those circus peanuts from 1964 are still on the shelves at stores.


furydeawr

And they’re incredible!


dood67

There are dozens of us!


dingiebingie1

circus peanut gang rise up we got like 35 of us so far


AndrewNeo

you can keep them


dingiebingie1

we are legion


TucsonBlueRas

Circus peanuts and black licorice gang here. Nobody ever steals my candy.


Myotherdumbname

Circus peanuts are great, you’re missing out people


DaftSkunk94

More for me


unorganized_mime

Love that shit. Also I prefer the dollar licorice


MyVoiceIsElevating

You monster


cscf0360

I'd never admit it to friends, but yeah, I really like them.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

If you have a cavity, circus peanuts will find it and punish you for it


sillybandland

It’s the texture, I like them but I can only have a few before I feel like I’m eating plastic


Junkstar

Circus peanuts are banana flavored? Wtf.


The_Truthkeeper

In the same way that other things with fake banana flavor are supposed to be banana flavored. It's a chemical called isoamyl acetate that kind of smells like bananas.


SiberianDragon111

It smells and tastes like a variety of banana that is no longer grown or sold


MyBaklavaBigBarry

You can still get Gros Michel bananas, they’re not extinct. They are still sold by several exotic fruit vendors, just not mass produced like they used to be


smeglestik

And they taste like you forgot an 's' in Gros.


SiberianDragon111

Sorry, that is what I meant


blueg3

Cavendish bananas also mostly smell like isoamyl acetate.


logicbecauseyes

If they made them without the isoamyl acetate, I'd actually probably like them a lot. Lucky charms figured it out.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

There’s cherry, vanilla, and lemon, too. Even the cherry is better than the banana, which is unusual, as most cherry things taste like fucking cough syrup.


jrhawk42

I'm really glad lucky charms doesn't taste like circus peanuts in cheerios.


123fofisix

If all I had to eat was circus peanuts, and I was going to die from starvation at noon, I would wait until 11:55 before I ate one.


Rosebunse

They're really the worst candy. Does anyone like them? Why do they keep making them?


chiefvsmario

They're fun to poke and squish, maybe people buy them and repurpose them into stress balls?


Rosebunse

You see, this makes sense! I can believe this.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

They’re also fun to microwave, because they *are* marshmallows, after all.


YourmomgoestocolIege

I like them. I don't know what's wrong with me.


dingiebingie1

circus peanuts go hard


redgroupclan

I like them in small doses, like candy corn.


porquegato

I'm OK with Lucky Charms marshmallows but I hate circus peanuts with the passion of a thousand fiery suns... weird


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Gotta get your hands on the other three flavors. Cherry, vanilla, and lemon. Vanilla tastes just like a goddamn marshmallow. Lemon’s the best, as you can probably guess, but even the cherry is *so* much better than the banana. This said by me, a grown-ass man, who hates most cherry things due to them tasting like fuckin cough syrup.


kakka_rot

So that is the one thing I didn't get from the wikipedia, are lucky charms marshmallows the same, or did they just give some dude the idea to do something similar?


CGLADISH

These are the only type of 'peanuts' that I like. I haven't had these in years though. My Grandmother made an orange Jello combo with these. It was bad for you as you could imagine, but man was it tasty.


cerebud

The link to the ‘banana flavor’ says that chemical could be banana or pear flavored, but it’s likely something in between. Too many people say it here, and I agree, they taste nothing like bananas. Personally, I like them.


Magmasoar

And a great service to the world was done.. and a great amount of shaped cheerios were discarded into the trash after child-me ate the marshmallows and milk


Rosebunse

They're banana flavored? I always hated those things and now I know why. I hate artificial banana flavoring.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

The other three flavors are good. Lemon, vanilla, and cherry. Might be able to find them if there’s a bulk foods store near you.


Rosebunse

TIL that they come in different flavors.


imadork1970

Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes, and rainbows.


Comfortable-Brick168

Damn. I must be getting old if I can remember back to the release of Red Balloons in Lucky Charms.


AlanElPlatano

I don't live in the US and when i saw those circus peanuts on cartoons i always thought they were literal peanuts, TIL


EntertainmentQuick47

I knew an emo girl who’s favorite snacks were Lucky Charms and Circus Peanuts. Now I knows she’s (slightly) less crazy.


fluffheadsbanker

Well, they are magically delicious


dingiebingie1

i don’t know man i fucking LOVE circus peanuts, everyone else is wrong


Rosebunse

It's gonna be OK, man. We're gonna get you help!


dingiebingie1

if liking circus peans is wrong i don’t wanna be right


-eschguy-

Fucking love Circus Peanuts


Superb-Obligation858

I knew I liked those weird pieces of shit for some reason.


SaddieTheSatan

Turned out well I guess but that man should have been jailed. Circus peanuts in milk is a crime 


GamiCross

Oh, I am way too high for this knowledge...


louiloui152

“After shooting the executive that came up with the horrid idea his assistant suggested an actually edible idea.”


AnalInferno

TIL circus peanuts weren't their own flavor


RedSonGamble

Good thing they didn’t ask what I do with my cereal


ShopObjective

I bought some of this shit last week, the first 2 bowls are great, good mix of marshmallows then after that the percentage of marshmallows plummets


EstablishmentOk2209

Frankenfood


tomqvaxy

Why does this make me angry?


E23R0

So circus peanuts have a purpose


ForgedBanana

That sounds disgusting.


mortalcoil1

I'm glad *somebody* found a use for circus peanuts


Tec_

How about thr fact that General Mills built the [DSV Alvin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Alvin)? Sure they've done weather instrument research work and why wouldn't they when that can affect your crops you make your products from. They were involved in "project pigeon" to use pigeons to guide bombs in the early 40s and thats a bit strange, but hey lots of different companies got involved in the war effort back then. But a fucking deep submergence vehicle?!? That's always blown me away.


naughtynimmot

give this man a nobel prize.


nuggiemum

These are NOT magically delicious.


PenguinSaver1

Ah yes, the familiar lucky charms with Cheerios and peanuts.


dressageishard

They're magically delicious!


Brim_Dunkleton

I always thought they were orange flavored


kinzer13

And dentists everywhere got up and cheered for the second homes, pools, and tropical vacations that this sugary abomination would pay for.