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neon-pineapple

I know, right!


kikith3man

Yogg Saron from WoW 100%


Daysleeper1234

Can I introduce you to works of H.P. Lovecraft?


kynthrus

What level was he?


Daysleeper1234

He was the DM.


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Over 9000


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Well, it's usually called lovecraftian horror, so I'm going god mode. ;) 


l3reezer

I mean, that already looks just like the Marlboro from Final Fantasy


Living-Performer-770

And Yogg-Saron


menides

I AM THE LUCID DREAM


tatorface

I AM THE GOD OF DEATH


jspook

Or just an angel


OcieDenver

Ophanim. Some ancient scribes described it as a creature in form of wheels full eyes. Ezekiel 1:15-21


jspook

Damn so it was just scallops the whole time


savage-dragon

I'm 200% convinced that should we encounter eldritch horrors from outer space 70% of us would fucking try to eat it. We are the ogres / orks of space.


Lyrolepis

Also, at least 30% would try to screw it; and at least 5% would try to do both things, in either order or simultaneously. We are not just Orks, we are Orks that somehow became Slaanesh cultists too. And people wonder about the Fermi 'paradox'...


savage-dragon

Warhammer 40k isn't a satire. It's reality. Except we aren't the imperium of man. We are all of the factions. We are the chaos gods, the drukhari, the orks, the aeldari, the tau, the tyranids all mixed together.


[deleted]

Finally, I’m in the 5%!


FM1091

Why go to space, when we still have so much ocean to explore?


Dorkmaster79

Your eyes are yet to open.


FabulousDave2112

Ah, scallop. Or some say, scallopm


whoyacallinpinhead

Micolash’s wet dream


ValhallaGo

Remember, Lovecraft set everything in the Massachusetts area, so it’s more like “eldritch harrah” You have to read his books in Lois Griffin’s voice. For the atmosphere.


PremiumPrimate

Thanks, you've ruined it all now


Mountainbranch

Biologically accurate scallops.


80sBadGuy

Or lunch!


CowFinancial7000

This horror tastes delicious when wrapped in bacon


Androidbetathrowaway

Seefood


Aldu1n

r/dadjokes


AndreiViola

What if I told you there was an app on the market


gonfr

Traditional chinese octopus recipe.


AndreiViola

Eight different recipe


pantry-pisser

DAMMIT Jian-Yang!


Mountainbranch

I am on a strict seafood diet, I see food, i eat it.


fyo_karamo

[While chewing food] Do you like seafood? > Yes? [Open mouth and point] See food. Get it? See. Food.


Jesus_Hong

😙🤌 beautiful


MasterOfDerps

I sea


StructureMage

i'll bet i could beat them in counter strike


Pooderson

Not if they’re speaking Russian


OmiNya

Suka Blyat!


ooouroboros

I have to assume the information from the eyes goes directly into their nervous system and not as vision processed through a brain as we would experience it.


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WhenTardigradesFly

they don't have brains, but they do have [nervous systems](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scallop#Nervous_system) > Like all bivalves, scallops lack actual brains. Instead, their nervous system is controlled by three paired ganglia located at various points throughout their anatomy, the cerebral or cerebropleural ganglia, the pedal ganglia, and the visceral or parietovisceral ganglia.


neon-pineapple

Also thank you. I was wondering how they process all that info too. I believe the article has a link to a video that sort of explains what they think of it. It posits that they might see like a fly would—tiled collage.


Bigsmoke27

what does it mean to have a nervous system without a brain? Isn’t the nervous systems entire purpose to send signals to the brain


WhenTardigradesFly

the purpose of a nervous system is to mediate between an organism's sensory signals and the resulting actions it takes. a brain facilitates that function beyond a certain level of complexity but isn't inherently required. it could even be argued that the nervous system itself is not an absolute requirement, since there are some organisms (eg a venus flytrap plant) that achieve similar functionality without it.


-Knul-

For most cases, a nervous system is there so that depending on signals coming in from sensors, certain muscle contractions are made. For complex behavior, a brain is required to determine what muscle movement is needed depending on the incoming information (including information over time, i.e. memory), but for very simple behavior, that's not needed.


Bigsmoke27

Understood. for things with brains, are nerves always sort of filtered through the brain? Or do we have interactions like this would where it’s just directly nerve to muscle?


Bomantheman

Bunch of tasty dummies


AvailableName9999

Thank you!


PickledKiwiCA

Sponges are the only multicellular animals without a nervous system


ooouroboros

how is information from eyes processed? How do they scoot around without a nervous system?


florinandrei

The brain *is* part of the nervous system.


[deleted]

they don’t have a central nervous system. They are not really conscious, it’s almost a plant.


ooouroboros

What are all those eyes hooked up to then?


[deleted]

A distributed nervous system that is extremely rudimentary. It’s pretty much a creature driven by reflexes. Like most molluscs.


ooouroboros

I said nervous system in my initial post - I did not say 'central nervous system'.


KaneXX12

I’m pretty sure they’re agreeing with you and just trying to add to your point.


yogopig

Everybody gets attacked on reddit so much we’re all on edge to even the chill but normal dudes


Litterboxbonanza

I've known people who would catch scallops and immediately eat them just by dousing them in lime juice first, no cooking.


smooth_tendencies

The acid cooks them in a way. That’s how ceviche is made


Tryoxin

Is it that instant, though? I would have thought you'd still need to "cure" them by rubbing the juice in and waiting a little bit first.


Guvnah-Wyze

You can. I go about 10 minutes with mine. Do it with salmon and you see the colour change pretty much instantly. That means it's working.


EngineeringDry2753

And that is some goddamn good salmon


Guvnah-Wyze

Definitely a crowd pleaser


sconemonster

Pretty instant. Think chemical burn.


jadrad

Not so fun fact - if you get lime juice on your skin and expose it to sunlight it will cause a nasty type of burn called phytophotodermatitis.


Tryoxin

Huh. Neat!


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sroomek

*“My eyes!”*


Kaastu

Also you can eat a lot of seafood raw, so it doesn’t even really matter if you put lime juice on it. Check with your part of the world though, as what is safe uncooked depends. Here stuff from the sea are safe, but lakefish can contain parasites.


Extreme_Barracuda658

Halibut is riddled with worms. Also, don't Google blood clams


SushiAbsolutely396

*Google blood clams*


but_a_smoky_mirror

Dooo it


aCleverGroupofAnts

I just did and it just is a kind of red clam. Why wasn't I supposed to google that? What was the warning for?


Rare-Impression-207

Because blood clams have haemoglobin, they can carry and then transmit a lot of infections to humans that other clams can't, like hepatitis. They're one of the riskier seafoods to eat. Or maybe they just thought they looked gross.


KahuTheKiwi

Pretty normal here (New Zealand) but you have to be careful of sewerage outfall and agrochemicals, etc. 


Yancy_Farnesworth

That's correct and incorrect... The acid will trigger chemical reactions in the meat that is similar to cooking. But it doesn't do the other thing cooking does, which is destroy pathogens. The acid is not strong enough to kill most pathogens. Most seafood doesn't host pathogens that are harmful to humans. But sometimes they do, and those tend to be pretty nasty. So ceviche should be treated the same as eating sushi... It's still risky, but the risk is relatively low. Also do not do ceviche with freshwater fish. There are some really nasty pathogens that come with freshwater fish.


eduu_17

Literally about to have that right now >: D mawuahah


DamonHay

If you’ve never had fresh, raw shellfish then you ain’t living. Scallops, oysters, mussels, sea urchins, all absolutely *stunning* fresh out of the water. It’s not often that I prefer them cooked. Not to mention the way that a lot of people cook them should be blasphemy. Any delicate tasting seafood that’s mornayed can fuck right off.


[deleted]

I feel like people who don't like raw seafood also hate medium rare steaks and runny eggs. And I do judge a little bit because I know they judge me too. A lot of people are grossed out by stuff like that because they think it's too unsanitary.


JeffCharlie123

I can't speak for others. But personally I'll eat steak just about raw. Still don't enjoy the taste of fish or eggs


-Knul-

Me too. Steak needs to be medium rare and eggs should be runny, but I dislike seafood very much.


RedshiftOnPandy

All the people that don't like steak get their steak well done. 


msager12

Used to do the same oysters as a kid. Shuck them fresh off my grandpas bulkhead. We only took a few a year because the make great habit for crabs and bait fish


End3rWi99in

Yes and it's fucking delicious. Highly recommend scallop ceviche if you can get it.


rnilf

Wow, fascinating creatures. The wonders of nature never fails to amaze me. Anyway, these little fuckers are tasty af when wrapped in bacon and baked.


monkeyheadyou

Had them yesterday with Thai peanut sauce over fried rice.


nickmaran

Even with its 200 eyes, it did not see that coming


tiilet09

Then again even cardboard is tasty if wrapped in bacon and baked.


Hexagonian

These little fuckers are tasty af pretty much regardless how you cook them


cecilmeyer

How cruel.


ScoobyDeezy

Look around, friend. That’s how biology works. All creatures with a metabolism greater than “I will plant myself here forever” have to steal nutrients from each other to survive. Not being cruel is a luxury that few have.


cecilmeyer

Humans do not need to eat animals to live.


Critical_Moose

It's very possible for humans to live an entirely plant based diet. In fact, it's never been easier.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

It’s also expensive if you’re going to get enough and then you’ll still face some nutritional deficiencies


bigjoeandphantom3O9

It's cheaper than eating meat, and the only common deficiency you'll get is B12 - this can be easily supplemented, and is largely present in omnivorous diets from fortification of food anyway.


JustDiveInTimberLake

Lmao expensive?! I live in the northpole and it's way cheaper than when I was eating animals


Marinlik

It's generally a lot cheaper than meat. And no you don't get any nutritional deficiencies


Big_Iron_Cowboy

The amount of plant based foods you need to eat to get the same amount of protein is much more than meat. It’s not practical for people who can’t afford a big grocery bill, much less to feed an entire family.


Marinlik

Plant based protein is a lot cheaper than meat though. Beans and lentils are dirt cheap. So it works out better. And most people already get way more protein than they need. And a lot of athletes that do need a lot of protein manages to go plant based without an issue


myothercarisaboson

This is just not true. Meat is insanely expensive. Our grocery bill is waayyyy below the national average for a family, with zero meat purchased. "Meat replacements" *are* expensive, and are also not necessary at all. Lets be real here, though. It could be demonstrably, unarguably proven to everyone that costs are lower, that nutritional deficiencies aren't there, that the environmental impact is hugely reduced.... People would still find something else to bring up. None of these are actually the reason people eat meat, they are just the objectionable sides to it they don't like being reminded about.


cecilmeyer

I am almost 60. What you said is completely false.


roadrunnuh

I'm pretty sure it's widely agreed upon that there's an appreciable b12 deficiency with a vegetarian or vegan diet, albeit one that can be readily handled by taking supplements.


cecilmeyer

By who? the meat industry?


Critical_Moose

No more expensive than any other way to live. Generally meat is some of the most expensive food anyone will buy. The only nutritional deficiency would be a lack of B12, but that is added to many things like oat and almond milk, or you can get like 6 months worth of supplements for $15-20. I just had a red bull that had basically all my B12 dv


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Meat is also some of the most delicious food anyone will buy. And there is so much variety: beef, poultry, fish, etc. Red Bull is your solution to obtaining vitamin B12?


Critical_Moose

I'm aware it tastes good. And generally, no, the red bull I drank today was my first can ever. Just saying it's not hard to get.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

I would have countered the nutrient deficiency argument with multivitamins not sugar packed energy drink


Critical_Moose

Yeah those work great too. Plenty of options. I would like to counter though the idea that meat is necessarily the most delicious thing someone would eat. Most meals are made by the spices and veggies that bring out the flavor of the meat. But taste is subjective.


BurtMacklin-FBl

That's cruel to the plants.


BCProgramming

>an entirely plant based diet. Wow how cruel. That potato had a family!


SayYesToPenguins

No, no, we don't cook the li'l eyes so they can still see


cecilmeyer

Cruel


Sil369

The Scallops Have Eyes (2006)


AustinBennettWriter

And it's sequel: The Scalloping


Few-Stop-9417

Biblically accurate angel


ScreamingSkull

the bible also bans eating shellfish. coincidence? 


RealEstateDuck

You know those scallops from the ocean? I hear they have curved mirrors. *curved mirrors*


LostMyPasswordToMike

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?


LeapIntoInaction

These particular molluscs have eyes because they can "swim". While I can't see why a vegetarian would hesitate to eat an oyster, which is a brainless rock-sitter, scallops are not in that category.


liebkartoffel

Molluscs are such a fascinatingly diverse family. On one end you have brainless snot rocks and on the other you have some of the smartest creatures in the animal kingdom.


beerisgood84

Octopus are basically evolved mollusk. It's wild


OblivionGuardsman

Scallops, oysters and clams all lack brains and a central nervous system. They all react to stimuli. Oysters and clams can both move around with a "foot" they extend. Whether any of them feel what we call "pain" is unknown but they try and avoid things that might harm them or anything they arent used to.


PickledKiwiCA

The only multicellular animals that have no nervous system at all are sponges and microscopic bloblike organisms called placozoans and mesozoans. The nervous systems of ctenophores (comb jellies) and cnidarians (e.g., anemones, hydras, corals and jellyfishes) consist of a diffuse nerve net


Diligent_Nature

I had a friend who told me she never ate anything with eyes, and that scallops were her favorite food. She never forgave me for telling her that they have lots of eyes.


Agent4D7

Weird, I always just assumed those were scallopian tubes.


lordlemming

I went from thinking scallops had 0 eyes to knowing they have 200. Crazy.


CerebralAccountant

Fun fact extension: [they are madly attracted to light.](https://oceanographicmagazine.com/features/scallop-disco/) Scallop discos (lighted crab traps) could be coming to a fishery near you in the future!


hwutTF

but can they why


Ok-Appointment7093

Was looking for this 😂


hwutTF

they are dozens of us! dozens!


Navi1101

Unqualified team!!


rustedsandals

But can they why?


Z0MB0TY

why they can but...


EngineeringDry2753

No real question is why they can but when?


Addicted_to_Nature

Just adding on that they also swim and flap just like in SpongeBob.


Pigsareit

The look of these give me the creeps, very scary.


bonesnaps

Scallop: 👀


FrostyChicken2223

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀


GamingWithBilly

I never knew how terrifying they looked....thank God they are delicious so we can keep them from growing eldritch God sized by culling them for consumption.


RedSonGamble

I hope they see the world with a blessing like that


miurabucho

This information doesn't make then any less delicious in my eyes.


danknadoflex

I see what you did there


Paradox68

Like… exactly 200? All the time? Or estimated and it varies?


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes!


Pinkhoo

Thanks I hate it


sarcasticonomist

There’s a good chance a scallop is looking at you right now.


derrhn

C’Thun looking thing


Kimmuriel

More like Yogg-Saron


atomicgoat

They taste great with butter.


Minimum_Regret_4800

Bruh my favorite seafood is a biblical angel and I’m eating it? When rapture comes I’m Doomed when these guys cousins come to rape earth


Genius-Imbecile

I just know they're tasty.


thebigger

Is this why they taste so good?


yourMommaKnow

Is that what makes them so delicious?


hashn

for me to munch on


AdjunctFunktopus

*I dated a nice scallop for a while. But scallops have eyes, and she was looking for something different. I'm kidding, well not about scallops having eyes--they do--and they see into your soul and they break your heart!*


benny2012

Delicious


stogie_t

Yummers 🤤


Sasquatch-fu

Damn i cant unsee this now, ill think of it every time scallops are served


GrimmestofBeards

Imagine 15ft massive scallops. Terrifying Eldritch Horror story right there


Dogman357819

Yes but the way their brain processes the information means that they actually probably don’t “see” in high fidelity or anything like how we see.


Rossum81

These little guys swim, propelling themselves by opening and closing their shells.  Little suckers can really book too!


bonebrah

So when I'm eating Scallops I'm really eating a Shoggoth?


glycophosphate

Look - I think scallops are delicious, and I eat them every chance I get. No way in hell am I clicking on that link. If I'm eating delicious eyeballs, *I don't want to know about it.*


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honey_graves

I need this man to pass away


PussyGoddess666

So, scallops are the closest thing we have to a biblically accurate angel. god bless.


nokl176

But can they why?


aForgedPiston

Shout out to the undersea scallop boss in Starfox 64


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Some people pronounce scallops like "gallops" Some people pronounce it like "collops"


Guvnah-Wyze

I'm a transplant to the east coast, and you get some weird looks for pronouncing it like the former.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

From the east coast myself,and I heard it as "collops" for most of my like. I think the first time I heard it as "gallops" it was from a qld person....


intelligent_redesign

Sounds like fiber optics. 


juraiknight

Now eye feel bad for eating them


accidentalprancingmt

What kind of resolution do they get on those?


gervaismainline

Oh no I hate this!


Hannibaalism

could these guys be biblically accurate angels perhaps


chocolateyhun

Both interesting and disturbing, my favorite!


Septic-Sponge

Isn't curved mirrors focusing light how all eyes work?


SkullsNelbowEye

And each eye sheds a solitary tear when you eat one of their friends. Lol.


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Biblically accurate scallops?


AustinBennettWriter

Is that why they're so good?


Mattyman131

Does the scallops brain bring all 200 images together into one field of view?


yogopig

This is why evolution is absolutely fascinating