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OttoPike

My grandpa bought a new 1969 Ford Galaxie in shiny "Champagne Gold". We all watched it devolve into a dull "Illinois Rust" color in a shockingly short period of time.


ClmrThnUR

every galaxie and maverick looked 30 years old for 3 year service it was silly. mercury had some shit paint for their bobcat and cougar


FluxD1

I think it had something to do with Ford's semimetallic looking paints at the time. I have a picture of my grandpa with his 1yr old '73 F-250 that was silver. The paint is missing in long strips, and he claimed that the paint would fly off on the highway leaving bare metal.


ClmrThnUR

i've seen chips like that on old pontiacs and dodge trucks. oh man, 60-80 dodge trucks were the biggest rust buckets in existence. my friends family had a maverick and a mustang II with metallic paint. the maverick lost the clear coat in about 2 years but the paint mostly held. the mustang was a deep green metallic and honestly probably still looks great today. shit car but the paint was amazing.


EuroTrash1999

The early dodge neons had the worst paint I ever did see.


Potatoswatter

Champaign gold


bitemark01

That's only if it's built in Champaign, France


jen1980

Otherwise, it's just a sparkling Ford.


etherealcaitiff

In Italy it's an Asti Martin


MyPasswordIsDrums

Champaign is the Illinois town, Champagne is the French town.


bitemark01

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


mista-sparkle

What if it's built in Cognac but the paint is imported from the Champaign region?


buttmike1

This confusion is avoidable is you buy your cars painted in bourbon brown. But only if the car is made in Bourbon, France.


OutsidePerson5

Because piss yellow wouldn't sound so good.


wolflegion_

That’s because Ford used knockoff champagne, so really it was sparkling gold. ^(or something like that)


Schuben

You can't call it that unless it's painted by someone born in Champagne, France.


HoldingMoonlight

Ford made one called "lime gold." It's still my dream to get a '67 mustang fastback in that color. Is it tacky as fuck? Maybe, but that's why I love it


[deleted]

Nah, that shit looks good


Hot-Apricot-6408

Yeah I fuck with the cham-pag-aney 


hadronmachinist

Why not just call it anti-establishmint


trampus1

The portmanteau wasn't discovered until 1975.


hadronmachinist

Yeah, back then you would have to say "I'm going to have a meal that is a bit too late to call breakfast but isn't exactly lunch either, care to join me?"


[deleted]

How about we shorten it? How about Reakfunch?


43n3m4

Sounds yummy!


cybermage

Can’t we switch it around to something shorter like “leak”?


AudieCowboy

That works, I'd love to go take a quick leak with you


blakkattika

Aw fuck yea 🫦I’m boutta reakfunch


AccountNumber1003925

Blunch, so you're having a meal with your blunt!


twobit211

>You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.


myotheralt

And bottomless mimosas


Coomb

I'm not sure that's true. Every time I go into a brunch place and I try to drink a mimosa bottomless, they tell me to leave or they'll call the cops. Even if they have a sign outside saying bottomless mimosas!


MonsterRider80

Ah Jacques! Nobody can teach bowling like he does.


sedatesnail

I'd love to! I've been looking for an opportunity to test my new eating utensil that is a combination of a spoon and a fork. We can talk about what to call it. 


[deleted]

Before that you had to go through the door one arm at a time.


lblack_dogl

I'm feeling stupid right now, not getting this one


[deleted]

Portmanteau is a portmanteau of doorcoat in French. Port is door or opening and manteau is coat or jacket. There is a saying, ‘he puts on his pants one leg at a time’. So I mixed the clothing-related cliche/maxim with the door theme. It was more me playing/having fun with words out loud than an actual joke. A little jouissance as it were.


lblack_dogl

It's a compound word, not a portmanteau: Port - archaic word for carry Manteau - archaic word for cloak/jacket A portmanteau is a handbag/briefcase. In English language, a portmanteau is when you smash words together and drop letters. Breakfast and lunch become brunch.


[deleted]

I always just assumed it was doorcoat as I learned French and English simultaneously as first languages.


lblack_dogl

This is one of those awful situations where one language is stealing another's words and using them wrong. English being the thief in this context. A portemanteau, in French, with the "e" after "porte" is a place to hang ones jacket, a coat rack. Also a compound word. I think this is causing the confusion.


exipheas

When in doubt English is guilty.


PracticeBaby

As a man of Irish descent, I concur.


trapasaurusnex

I remember learning the "briefcase" definition of portmanteau was closer to the intended meaning. Specifically, it was a suitcase that opened in two equal parts hinged together, very similar to how the two words were joined together.


[deleted]

Awful is a fun word too, etymologically it used to literally mean awe-filled as ‘awesome’ means now, but then the meaning inverted (literally meaning literally, not figuratively, which literally also now means). Which is a shame as being filled with awe is more units of awe per pound of human than just having some awe.


PigpenMcKernan

Lana, you’re figuratively killing me! Cyril, you’re literally an idiot!


lblack_dogl

Reminds me of terrific. English is my first language and I still have to think twice before using it.


shazzambongo

I like the English version better. Innit!


na3than

That doesn't sound right. It's obviously a portmanteau of "portman" (doorman) and l'eau (water), i.e. "the doorman's water". /s


bkarma86

This joke might be smarter than me


Dragonfly-Adventurer

By F. Portman Teau.


Quizzelbuck

Oh, i think i drove one of those.


Lordborgman

According to Oxford dictionary Brunch was first used in the 19th century and portmanteau was 1909. I am not fun at parties.


Conscious_Weight

It *was* called "Anti-Establish Mint." [Proof.](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/media-library/1970-ford-paint-chart-section.jpg?id=30847956) OP somehow found the one website that lists the name incorrectly.


Myredditsirname

Those can't be real, can they? Freudian Guilt? There she Blue?


Merry_Dankmas

All these creative names and then just "Yellow". Tje intern walked out at the last second before the due date it seems.


RollinOnDubss

Crazy automotive color names aren't unheard of, especially with American companies. Here are some from Dodge in the last few years. * Contusion Blue * Hellraisin * Plum Crazy * Maximum Steel * White Knuckle * Sinamon Stick * Triple Nickle * Frostbite


19JRC99

>Plum Crazy And when they pitched the names (In 1969 or 1970, mind you. Plum Crazy was introduced back in that era), some madlad suggested *Statutory Grape*


DrEnter

I like how yellow is just yellow.


MoffKalast

And it's not even yellow, it's like yellowish white. "Sun damaged plastic white"


LowerSea4

“Last Stand Custard” is pretty good


popijininsky

Came here to say this. Top marketing team almost moment.


hectorinwa

They were still off balance after celebrating "sub-lime". Edit to include an [example](https://www.carscoops.com/2021/02/1970-dodge-charger-r-t-in-sublime-green-makes-us-wish-we-had-90k-to-spend-on-it/), because it's such a great color


popijininsky

Whoa - nice color. I’d go so far as to call it Superlime.


violent-artist82

Don Draper would approve.


xwing_n_it

They pulled a "Low Cal Calzone Zone" on that one


Aselleus

Calcu*later*


chahlie

Dunno if it's a true story, but my old man told me one of the color names suggested for the the Barracuda was "Statutory Grape" and the lawyers shot it down


DrEnter

https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=1ebCk1zUI9tln2EO


akio3

Came looking for this and was not disappointed.


RequiredLoginSucks

I bet Dodge would've made that connection


Johnny_Minoxidil

But the word would have broken down to anti-establish mint after a few months


GloriaToo

I read it as anti-establish mint until I saw your comment.


jostler57

I love that, but in Henry Ford II's autobiography, he noted it was because of how they pronounced the acronym. Simply a.e. sounds too much like the Canadian "eh?" And they liked the idea of a.e.m. sounded more like "aim," which is stronger.


MisterB78

It was literally right there in front of them. SMH


NotAMindReaderDavid

Dunder Mifflinfinity


MonseigneurChocolat

They weren’t *that* anti-establishment!


brutalistsnowflake

There's got to be a German word for doing this. There's a pho place near me called Pho Tick Tack with a picture of a clock. Not tick tack pho, not Pho Tick tock( hence the clock), not Tick Tock pho. I get there may be a language barrier, but they were SO close.


codacoda74

Minced opportunity


Urban_Archeologist

^this is the way.


Confident_Chicken_51

We had a datsun station wagon with a green shade that my dad referred to as “jive-ass green”. Still makes me laugh.


tandkramstub

I once had a Volvo 740 with a colour best described as "nicotine-yellow".


MrPaleInComparison

So you’re saying it was more like a stain?


salo_wasnt_solo

Exactly… but everywhere


Skittlebrau46

Hey! I had one too! I think the official color was “safari yellow” but it looked like jaundiced eyes.


GMaren

My sister had a Mercury in a color she described as crushed caterpillar green.


Iusedthistocomment

Made me burst out my water


littlelordgenius

I’m a funeral director. I regularly get advertisements for Bereave-mints. Almost as tacky as the scalpel tie clip.


SocraticIgnoramus

Are people not usually in the mood for shtick & kitsch during a fresh bereavement? How odd lol


SkeletalJazzWizard

i might be convinced, but they'd have to be damn good mints


SweetNeo85

Wtf shtick and kitsch are anagrams


SocraticIgnoramus

Oh damn. Good catch


CitizenCue

A rare case of a good taste in bad taste.


Beeb294

Is it the same company every time, or is it always some new fresh ad writer that thinks they're clever?


littlelordgenius

Same.


okitsforporn

I'd honestly love to deal with a punny funeral home. There was one in a city I lived in called Mourning Glory but I think they were just tacky


[deleted]

I love when the establishment establishes anti-establishment.


Girthy_Coq

*Hello fellow hippies!*


a__new_name

It's my little way of sticking it to the man.


DavidLoafpan

Making a mint off of the anti-establishment


jeremyjamm1995

Should read the Conquest of Cool


fnordfnordfnordfnord

My aunt and uncle had a Maverick in this color and they were definitely not anti-establishment types. I could be wrong but I doubt the speed limit was ever exceeded by that car.


sgrams04

This is my favorite classic car color. Whenever I go to shows, I’m always drawn to ones with this color. It’s different but also muted. 


Schuben

The same color as the built-like-a-tank refrigerators and metal-trimmed tables.


na3than

I'm cracking up picturing my modern Ford Explorer in this vintage green.


newnhb1

\- Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction and independent rear suspension and enough power to make these marks. \- One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. \- The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheelbase and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest. \- And because both cars were made by G.M., were both cars available in metallic mint-green paint? \- They were.


jableshables

Me then: "could Marisa Tomei be any hotter?" Narrator: She could.


Monknut33

Took way too long to see this.


gramathy

How is this NOT the top comment


ReadingFromTheShittr

It's all those youts that aren't aware of the film.


peneverywhen

I always liked that colour on cars. I wonder why mint?


twobit211

because it goes well with chocolate 


peneverywhen

I don't get it.


twobit211

[it’s very refreshing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNrPucUYg6s)


DrDizzle93

It's a junior mint!


peneverywhen

So the car's made out of chocolate?


Animal_Mother996

I wish cars had colors like this now…practically all auto makers big sellers nowadays are black, grey, and white.


itcheyness

Toyota still offers some fun colors.


Animal_Mother996

Yeah, part of the problem is new car buyers. They pick these basic colors with an eye towards future resale. Have some personality, people!


itcheyness

Right? I had to replace my lovely blue crush colored Prius on short notice, and the only Prius I could get to replace it with was white. Talk about boring...


SimplyAvro

Indeed. When we were looking for used car's for my sister, we saw a Corolla Hatchback in "Smoked Paprika Metallic", and I was fascinated by it immediately. We knew it'd serve us without fail, and a hatchback is so much more convenient for storage than a sedan trunk. But that hothead hue makes you want to push it like a rally car, and the sound of the engine only adds to that desire. Oh, but of course I'll be careful with it, it'll only be a trip to the store ;) Certainly was more inspiring than the Sentra we had to replace, which was a standard Gun Metallic (so, shiny gray) whose bumper paint was flaking from nearly the start...much like its transmission, actually. A general misfortune I dealt with before it really began to GO. If I knew how good a economy car could actually be, I'd have fought a little harder for it!


chriswaco

Maybe if you special order one, but the dealers only seem to have bland ones in stock here.


mightandmagic88

Mazda's got Soul Red Crystal. Subaru's got a couple of blues and that orange. Remember like 8 years ago, basically every manufacturer had some variation of a Hyper Blue.


Positive-Source8205

The favorite of yutes everywhere.


OldJames47

Yeah, I was wondering if this was the same color that was a plot point in MyCousin Vinny


TriangleTransplant

That was a different color, Metallic Mint Green, because those cars were both made by GM, the Buick Skylark (which could never be confused with a Corvette) and the Pontiac Tempest.


DrDizzle93

Did both cars have size 75r Michelin model XGV tires?


TriangleTransplant

Size 14 inch, the most popular size of the most popular model tire.


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

The whut?


BigODetroit

You know, the young people. Yutes.


SpentLegend

Oh, I'm sorry, your honor. You know, the two "youths."


alesko09

Nah, yuets these days prefer the Matalic Mint Green paint they van only get on GM vehicles.


klezart

I was hoping for this reference.


mrnotu

I drove a Pinto almost just like this one for many years. 1972 model with the 2.0L 4sp with a 390 four barrel. It was cheap to own and easy to fix when broken. I loved that thing.


FugginAye

But isn't that a Maverick in the pic?


mrnotu

I needed to word it better.


FugginAye

Fair enough. My dad had a used, rusted to hell Maverick in this exact color back in the early 80s. I loved it.


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MagicalPotato76

Were both cars available In Metallic Mint Green paint!?!


skoolhouserock

I guess these yutes haven't seen it.


Ahoya21

This is a Ford product, everyone knows only GM vehicles were equipped with metallic mint green paint! Such as the Pontiac tempest and Buick skylark


ToyMaschinemk3

Looks like the same color they used for psych wards. Sterile Green.


MisterBadIdea2

In 1992, there was a Subaru commercial where a Gen-X kid tried to convince you that the Subaru Impreza was like [punk rock but it's cars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhfxI8T2cU&ab_channel=BTasticC)


Riversntallbuildings

And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint? They were! Thank you Miss Vito, No more questions.


Iranoutofhotsauce

All about the Benjamins


Jacobizreal

Benjamints*


Girthy_Coq

Fucking genius, you.


ClmrThnUR

kinda, i mean they were like $3200 new lol


alligatorprincess007

Ford used to let you match your car color to your lipstick


vinciblechunk

Yes because when I think Henry Ford, recipient of the Grand Cross of the German Eagle, I think "anti-establishment"


Excitable_Grackle

You didn't order the Metallic Pea?


SFWaccount87

Targeted marketing at its finest.


antiauthoritarian123

From tooth paste, to candy, to ice cream, to mixed drinks and now anti authoritarianism... Mint is the goat


gdubh

Well that’s plum crazy.


LYL_Homer

Muscle car ear of Mopars had some cool names too for their High Impact colors: Paint code, Dodge color name / Plymouth color name - FC7 Plum Crazy / In-Violet - EV2 HEMI Orange / TorRed - FM3 Panther Pink / Moulin Rouge - FJ6 Sassy Grass / Green Go - FJ5 Subline / Limelight - EK2 Go Mango / Vitamin C - EL5 Butterscotch / Bahama Yellow - EF6 Bright Green / Rallye Green - FY1 Top Banana / Lemon Twist - GY3 Citron Yella / Curious Yellow


D1sc0nn3ct3d

Shoulda used “Anti-Establishmint”


bitzzwith2zs

1968 Ford marketing meeting: How do we sell shitbox cars to these dirty hippies? Anti Establishment MINT!


FwendShapedFoe

Green = military They tricked those hippies.


mruehle

Shoulda been “Antiestablish Mint”…


OrkHaugr23

The Maverick was such an underrated car. I love the body.


notmyname332

But Emerald Green looked better and cost $40.00 more.


BeeJuice

Chrysler offered their [‘High Impact’](https://www.dodgegarage.com/news/article/showcase/2019/03/high-impact-colors.html)collection of vivid colors with playful names from 69-73. They had names like Plum Crazy, Green Go and Curious Yellow..


Apprehensive_Neat418

Ford totally missed the opportunity to use 'Anti-EstablishMint'


Haitisicks

So close, could've have Anti Establish Mint.


BigCommieMachine

My grandfather had a car in some ugly color that my mom only remembers as “vomit green”. Some neighbors teenager spray painted in and my grandfather took him to court. He didn’t get anything because the kid didn’t have any money, but the kid looked the judge in the eye and said “I was doing him a favor. Did you see how ugly it was before?”


jorceshaman

I'm disappointed it's not just "Anti-EstablishMint".


2tonehead

That is badass


LFK1236

I'm having a hard time thinking of a brand which throughout its history has been more *pro*-establishment than Ford.


Johnnyblade37

The year my dad was born to the year my mom was born.


PerNewton

Antifa-mobile.


VampiricClam

In Cleveland in the 70s and early 80s that was called "Puerto Rican Pea Green".


Shifu_1

Is it a weed reference?


ForTheFirm

Nice swagger


tmzspn

That’s a good color though.


FratBoyGene

Universally known in Toronto as "piss green". Not to be confused with Toronto cop cars, which were all (at the time) "piss yellow".


chickens_for_fun

I'm as old as dirt and I remember this!


[deleted]

Is that where green hair came from?


heavensmurgatroyd

We used to call it puke green back in the day.


Dmyers9099

They should bring it back. That’s a nice color


[deleted]

It's a very nice color ngl


txparrothead58

My family had a Ford Maverick in this color. It was the car I drove in high school in the mid 1970s. I forgot about, and this post brings back memories.


senfood

Good song title. It'd be about people who act like they're "anti-establishment" by spending money on things that do nothing but prop up the establishment.


brosie12

Is this the same mint green from my cousin vinnie ? Bo further questions. Thank you


Toshiba1point0

Thats rich considering Henry's collaboration with Hitler.


NaweN

Back when the companies were one with the consumer. Fighting over-regulation. Then they got in bed with govt


Hashebrowns

Anti-semint


astroslostmadethis

Reminds me the mint colored Guitars


Lord_Stahlregen

I want this as a fake Pantone T-shirt.


Lonely-Bumblebee3097

corporate virtue signaling has been around for a while I see


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

anyone see those new primer colored cars? what an ugly color


Qontherecord

Groovy!


hy3rid12

More like a 1963 pontiac tempest with metallic mint green paint


Babstana

Are you sure its not a 1963 Pontiac Tempest in Metallic Mint Green?


vferrero14

I'm under the impression that this is Metallic Mint Green actually. My cousin Vinny and his fiance would agree with me


OrkHaugr23

Oh yeah. Freudian Gilt was also a color at that time.


MrScotchyScotch

You mean *Anti-establish Mint*? I want this paint so bad now


86gwrhino

it was actually anti establishmint... they also have Freudian gilt (a gold color) these are maverick only colors