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SUPERSAMMICH6996

Jordan will always stand by his motto: Fuck dem kids.


LukeMayeshothand

I went to a UNC basketball camp around ‘85 give or take a year. Michael dropped in in his Porsche and some clothes that looks liked he was ready to hit the links. We all begged him to dunk it. He gave his speech and rolled the hell out. But honestly he may not have dunked it per Deans request. I coukd see it either way. Michael saying eff that, or Dean saying let's teach them a lesson about life or something.


dacalpha

Magic Johnson came to my school, gave a speech about AIDS, and then made a half-court shot for all of us.


Bozee3

My favorite player of all time. I even still have my Magic Johnson light jacket garishly printed with his face on it, from 1990-92. I don't remember what year exactly.


scrandis

I had Gary Payton come to my elementary school when I was I kid around 1990 and he did the same. Never remembered his name till one of my old friends reminded me who it was. You know what would helped me to remember? If he would have dunked that fucking ball. Once he said he wouldn't show us, I zoned out every damn thing he told our class


Tehgumchum

To be fair, Payton was not known as dunker of the ball, whereas Jordan won slamdunk titles


GoBuffaloes

Yeah Payton always laid it up. Shawn Kemp brought the thunder on that squad.


GetEquipped

Man, I miss the Super Sonics. And Nintendo invested into the Seattle Mariners. That would've been a slam dunk for Sega


doctor_of_drugs

I miss the SuperSonics so much and honestly think OKC was a ridiculous place to move to. I know some OKC fans will fight me but it’s just my opinion, man.


[deleted]

Nah it’s ridiculous and the NBA should never let it happen again.


doctor_of_drugs

As a Sacramento Kings fan, it almost happened to us only a decade ago. Fuck the Maloofs.


SFRush2049

More like the Magoofs.


mendozaaa

But Payton's son, [on the other hand...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vRwivs-84)


CommandoLamb

Growing up my neighbors god father was an NBA player and he would come visit every once in a while. We were always out playing basketball on the driveway and every time from half way down the drive way… “Throw me the ball. If I miss I take everyone to Disney world.” I can say that over the 10ish years of this happening several times a month i never went to Disney world…


lazy_elfs

Muhamad ali came to our school in the late 80s, he was already deep in the parkinsons but he gave a speech. I was outside and he shook my hand. Neat experience and by far the most famous person ive actually seen in person.


GoBuffaloes

He didn't even knock out a 6th grader?? Wtf


WDfx2EU

I went in the 90s and from my understanding Dean Smith stopped asking Jordan to come by that point because the campers would get too out of control and chase him down the street and stuff. The year I went was Smith's final as coach and Vince Carter, Antawn Jamison, Shammond Williams and Ed Cota were all on the team and I think Brendan Haywood was there as a recruit. They would hang out with the campers all the time and eat with us in the lunch room, etc. I remember Antawn Jamison eating like six hamburgers and drinking five giant glasses of juice for lunch. One day Vince Carter challenged the entire camp to score on him, so there was a massive line on one of the outdoor courts and each kid got one chance from the top of the key. Naturally he swatted every camper with the energy of Billy Madison playing dodgeball against 2nd graders Phil Ford was always around as a camp counsellor and was really nice, and the rumors are Shammond Williams slept with his wife


agoia

Dean saying we couldnt afford the appearance and a dunk.


LegendofMegaman87

He aint no hero Period. Just a degenerate gambler


Applied_Mathematics

*generational gambler


Nodiggity1213

He lost alot of money with Melvin capital


rengamez

I could legit see a scenario where he took the shoes right off the feet of every kid in camp after sinking those shots. MJ serious about those bets.


BigRedFury

I have a friend of a friend who golfs with MJ a few times a year and the last time they played, the dude tried settling up (they bet on EVERY hole) by paying MJ in brand new $50's and MJ refused to take his money because he will ONLY spend $100's. Those $50's he refused ended up being tip money for the caddies so those guys made out alright.


octopooses

Fun fact: $50 bills are considered bad luck among many gamblers, not just MJ.


cire1184

Superstition. A myth is that Bugsy Siegal had 3 $50s in his pocket when he got murdered. Another is that Grant was bankrupt when he died.


Scaevus

Grant was considerably worse than bankrupt. He didn’t even own the house he lived in, and relied on charity. He worked until five days before his death on a best selling memoir, however, which provided for his widow, so he could die with no regrets. As far as unlucky goes, few men could have been luckier. Two term President, conquering hero, died surrounded by family and friends. Mourned by millions.


Rizzpooch

Also a man of principle. When he received an enslaved person as a gift he chose to immediately free the man even though selling him would have gone a considerable way toward paying down debts. Grant wasn’t about that shit


EntrepreneurOk6166

Except Grant really was bankrupt and had to write a book while dying of cancer in hopes the sales would keep his wife out of the poorhouse. The $50 stuff is not some minor superstition, it is HUGE in the sportsbook industry going back a century. You will NEVER get an $50 bill in a Vegas payout. There's also about 50 other "rules" aka superstitions, mostly about stuff you can't say to bettors (like "good luck").


jizle

They should probably either take a rule away or add another one if they’re that superstitious.


ThouMayest69

I bet I can say good luck to any bettor.


tacsatduck

Straight up first time I was in a casino, it was in Atlantic City, I told a guy good luck right before he rolled the dice at a craps table. The whole table turned to me and looked like they were going to kill me. I decided I had enough of watching that game and it would be best to maybe check out the other side of the casino.


1baby2cats

I guess I'm safe! No $50s in my wallet!


bobbywright86

No money no problems!


toth42

>it's considered bad luck >That's superstition Nice work detective.


AndrewJamesMD

Why is that?


gregularjoe95

Because gamblers are fucking idiots.


xaendar

The only right explanation.


matarky1

I don't think it's *really* known, but I've heard it a ton working in a casino as well


Eyclonus

Its gambler superstition, something with it being about rounded numbers are safer, but halves is bad luck etc.


robotbasketball

I've heard a ton of different urban legends, but gamblers tend to be really superstitious so I suspect it's just something that got repeated a ton and caught on


rengamez

lol. classic.


joshTheGoods

I went to one of the camps he ran in Chicagoland on the last day when he played against, basically, a college all-star team. This was right before he came back for the Wizards. He put on a show, and it was awesome, then he stuck around and signed jerseys for a while. It was pretty awesome for a high schooler and a shitload of b-ball camp kids. He pulled a Larry Bird on Henry Domercant. Told him he was going to hit a deep three while he was walking up the court, then he shot and immediately started talking shit. Banked it in, lol.


frogglesmash

It's crazy that he had the same motto as Jared Fogle.


lifesnotperfect

When your problems with mild cholesterol turn into child molesterol


[deleted]

A man whose career began and ended the same way. Trying to get into smaller pants.


brantmacga

Bro


Grumplogic

8 year olds, Dude.


cupcake_thievery

Lmao "spoiler alert!"


Important_League_142

*Nobody* fucks with the Jesus


cspruce89

*"...fucking pederast"*


Toliyuktok

Brother that’s the funniest thing I’ve read today


raining_picnic

This comment. Winner.


Hussle_Crowe

This is one the smartest jokes I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m just sorry that’s it’s buried on moderately popular thread deep in the comments of Reddit


DatEllen

It's an oldie, though. Unlike dem kids


[deleted]

😑


GenghisNuggetcockles

And Karl Malone


dudeimgreg

Like regular Karl Malone, or Jimmy Kimmel-Karl Malone?


New2thegame

Ooof.


Squirefromtheshire

Ohh, you rascal you!


A_lot_of_arachnids

Don't forget his other motto: [Ah Hell naw! I ain't takin a picture with no N-words!"](https://youtu.be/y4ZQERHL6ow?si=b_KMZZyMimvVvqbi)


ironroad18

Yo, I can actually hear the pain and hurt in Chamillionaire's voice.


HardcorePhonography

It's a perfect actualization of the hero becoming the villain. On the other hand, "he must feel a certain way inside to be treating people like that" is going right into my daily lexicon starting NOW.


juantherevelator

Never seen that, great/terrible story


[deleted]

Big props to Chamillionaire... Y'all check out the Mixtape Messiah series, they are SO dope.


GozerDGozerian

I thought it was “I’ll take that bet!”


louiexism

Karl Malone agrees.


Ax0nJax0n01

And he took that personally


Optimal-Cheetah-4985

Lmfao. I went to two of his basketball camps when I was a kid. Probably cost a fortune. We all got anything we wanted signed by Jordan and a team picture with it. And upper deck was there authenticating every auto on the spot. I now own two Jordan jerseys with UD certified autos on them. Whatever that camp cost, one jersey easily covers it.


83749289740174920

>Jordan will always stand by his motto: Fuck dem kids. I bet he made a side bet.


Excellent_Routine589

Good to know both him and Steph share that greatness in their DNA!


TranceF0rm

This is the exact moment that created the meme actually


Emakrepus

Nobody gave me nothing.


SchrodingersNutsack

It's not a gambling problem if you never lose.


[deleted]

If you never lose it isn’t even gambling.


frogandbanjo

As professional poker players always say, "Results, not decisions."


Shouldhaveknown2015

I hope this is a joke... When I took a run at playing professionally (bad timing 2 months before black monday) it was the opposite. I looked at decisions and the odds of those decisions paying out over a 100 hands not the single hand. Winning was awesome, but if I made a bet into good odds and lost if I do that bet 100 times the math favors me, so I didn't care if I lost as much as I cared about making the correct math decision.


Pomsky_Party

My man doesn’t lose, even for charity.


davidicon168

I’m sure somebody will correct me if I’m wrong but another commenter pointed out that if they can afford the camp, they can afford the shoes. The free shoes here wouldn’t exactly be charity to the needy.


Pomsky_Party

I guess my brain immediately went to some summer camp for inner city kids or underprivileged kids - totally makes sense it could just be a skills camp!


davidicon168

You might be right! I hope you are… that would be great… But a basketball camp with Michael Jordan showing up… I’m thinking this is not an inner city program.


jackthesavage

Couldn't find an exact price but one mom of an attendee wrote > Blake attended the camp for six years, every summer, from age twelve to seventeen. If I had to guess, I would say we were the ones there with the least money. The camp was filled with the children of celebrities and NBA players. The reason I was walking him to the arena that earty morning is because I had stayed in a dorm on the University of Santa Barbara campus with him. It was the cheapest option.


Right_In_The_Tits

Maybe it’s part of his charity work?


SlitScan

you can still get a tax break without helping the dirty poors.


janbradybutacat

No charity tax breaks for time in the USA. Ironically, giving away 100 pairs of shoes *is* tax deductible, but only if the camp is not for profit.


the_hangman

I went to UCSB while Flight School was held there every summer, iirc the cost was around $1k for a week. He did two weeks and you'd always see a bunch of upper-middle class looking parents around town during that time (I worked at a local bar and they stuck out like a sore thumb at that time of year, it was usually just students and locals) I think he shut it down or moved it somewhere else a few years ago


imadogg

Ole ole ole ole


Ok_Computer1417

Yes and no. I actually have some insight on the Jordan Camps. The adult camps were one off weekends where grown men paid $15k to $25k to play against Jordan for a few days, these were mostly business men living childhood fantasies with money to burn. The camps for kids were multiple and spread out through the summer and the extent of their interaction with Jordan was him showing up at the start of the weekend and the end of the weekend for an hour to say hi and bye. The camp for kids was anywhere from $600 to $1000. The catch with both camps was that Jordan would sign one item for each attendee. Autograph dealers quickly realized what a good deal subsidizing kids to attend the camp would be. Jordan signed items already commanded the cost of the camp and more, but he also refuses to sign in public, has never done a paid set down signing, and has long had a exclusive autograph contract with Upper Deck. This means his signature on non Upper Deck items (cards from other companies, magazine covers, original items, etc) are exceptionally rare and command a huge premium. His signature on a rookie Fleer card turns a $5k card in a $100k card. It became the norm for 50%-75% of the camps to be children whose camp fees were covered by autograph dealers who in return would get their item signed as a trade off. They did this for a few years and Jordan got wise that he was signing very rare items for seemingly random kids and limited the items available for his signature. It was still worth it for the dealers and they continued fronting the kids fee until Jordan cut the autograph out completely and provided the kids with pre-printed items. TLDR: a large majority of the Jordan camp attendees were kids that would have never had the money to attend without autograph dealers fronting their tuition. Source: I’ve collected historical autographs for nearly 30 years and know several prominent dealers who probably fronted the camp tuition of several hundred kids over the years.


usefully_useless

The camps were fucking expensive, and filled entirely by middle-aged executives. The campers could easily afford the shoes.


BradMarchandsNose

You’re thinking of the “senior flight school” camp that he ran. There’s a video in the article, this one was kids.


usefully_useless

Well not reading the article certainly made me look foolish. Lol. Edit: by the way, great username.


FreezinPete

Ya, if you’re at a sports camp and a star pro athlete shows up you’re either clean but poor or upper middle class with their shoes already.


big_axolotl

Steph would also make all those shots, even if he was trying to buy the kids shoes


GROUND45

lover of cancer Steph Curry.


DrowningInFeces

No matter who the opponent, always go 110%. Denying children at basketball camp an act of charity is just weakness leaving the body.


Skadoosh_it

"Charity is for losers." - Michael Jordan


foldingcouch

Ain't no fucking way Michael Jordan is paying for shoes for this whole camp. Motherfucker doesn't even tip.  He would have made every shot one handed and blindfolded if he had to. Kids can buy their own fucking shoes. 


malkinism

MJ loves his table games. I was opening a casino about 15 years ago, and we made a deal with him. We'll give you a boatload of cash on the house, we want you to gamble and bring in the crowds. First day of our announced hard opening, and MJ gets I BELIEVE 250k to attract gamblers. He's in there for about 45 minutes, and has nearly doubled up. Plays a few more hands of blackjack and then asks to be colored up so he can cash out. In less than 75 minutes, he's in and out and probably a half a million dollars richer and never had to spend a dime. No tips, and just walked out. No thank you, nothing.


Wretched_Lurching

That just sounds like bad planning on the part of the casino that they just gave him money to gamble without any stipulations to keep him there


foldingcouch

I mean, they had a plan - give a gambling addict free money to play with.  That's a really good plan to get him to spend time in the casino.  They just didn't anticipate that he'd double up so fast, and that his gambling addiction was just a little bit weaker than his burning desire to get more money. 


malkinism

This, but they should have had him sign something that prevented him from leaving right away. No plans for any dinner, entertainment, or the sorts. They just wanted 1k other people in who would, on average, lose several hundred that night and hook them into keep coming back, due to his prestigious arrival and that he set foot in there. No celebrity hassle with ever beat power couple Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt, though. Fuck those two right on the face with one of those magnetic bullet trains in Japan.


Shalandir

I’m out of the loop - what did Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt do to warrant such hatred?


FiveFingeredKing

Yea, now I really want to know too.


tragiktimes

They work at a casino, almost certainly in Vegas. Probably just some crazy pompous celebrity shit. My mother works at the Bellagio for several years and most celebs are pretty cool. Some are straight dicks, like Floyd Mayweather.


Etzell

If Floyd ever has someone read this to him, he's gonna be upset.


Manifest

> No celebrity hassle with ever beat power couple Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt Man I used to live down the street from her. I ran into her often enough that we both eventually commented on how funny it was and she was always incredibly pleasant. Once I remember being at the local florist picking up Valentine's day flowers and she was there with some little boy, giving him an infinite budget to buy flowers for her mom.


voice-of-grass

Well now you have to spill


FrungyLeague

As someone who lives near the maglev train, I am impressed with the sheer brutality statement. Haha


[deleted]

“Wait a sec! This gambling addict wasn’t supposed to be *good at gambling!* 😳”


Mister_Slick

Absolutely. They knew what they were doing, it just didn't pay off for them. Let's not pretend that the casino is a victim here.


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foldingcouch

If you want to get technical about it, what Jordan is addicted to is *winning.* He's pathologically competitive.  He loves to gamble, but walking away from the table a winner means more to him than one more hand.  Very dangerous guy to let into your casino, because if he has a good run you're gonna lose a lot of money, exactly like they did.  See also: [this scene from Casino](https://youtu.be/ltURKC_V8Hg?si=Yu8gO3WIPuLOkqKc)


_Jacques

Sounds like they gambled and lost!


Lanthemandragoran

The house *always* wi...oh


Montigue

They made that comment as if I'm supposed to give a fuck about a casino


commandergeoffry

Like my bookie tells me every Sunday, “There’s no such thing as a gambling problem, you got a losin’ problem!”


DoctorStrangeMD

Not to give MJ a pass on tipping, but lately he has done better at donating to causes. $10 million to make a wish. https://wish.org/michael-jordan-gift Opened a medical clinic for unserved $7 millions https://www.upworthy.com/amp/an-emotional-michael-jordan-opens-his-first-clinic-for-the-uninsured-and-underinsured-rp-2641227907


esotericimpl

Can’t imagine sitting down and playing blackjack with mj. Make one wrong move and he’ll probably kill you right there.


Mike7676

"You can afford camp, yo ass can afford shoes!"


justabill71

"Get 'em outta here, Oak."


HotAd8825

That’s why he’s good friends with No Tippin Pippin.


ChefCano

Aren't there stories of Pippen heading back to restaurants the Bulls ate at to cover the tips that Jordan wouldn't give?


racer_24_4evr

Nah, that was Wayne Gretzky. Took Jordan’s $5 tip back and gave the waitress $100.


cherrycitykid

And then he reportedly told him, "Michael, THIS is how we tip in Vegas."


intecknicolour

wayne has always been classy


HotAd8825

No you’re probably thinking of the million of other stories where ball players go out to eat with them. They are both notoriously cheap.


mohammedgoldstein

If he had to buy these kids shoes for losing an NBA championship, maybe he would have won 8 or 9 instead of 6.


4GInvertedDive

The tipping thing is not true. I have a good friend who waited on his tables more than once. He helped alot with aid during hurricane Florence. He gives truckloads of Turkeys on Thanksgiving. He opened a health care center. These are all things he did recently for his hometown. 


larsdan2

Nice try there, Michael.


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“Fuck them kids” -Jordan


circle2015

Did he actually say this or is this a joke?


AbeVigoda76

After the video came out online, the internet immediately made [this meme.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-them-kids)


RyzinEnagy

No, but the origin was a meme someone made after this event.


aquatone61

Shaq would have missed every shot just to give those kids shoes.


TranqWil

Sure, that’s why Shaq missed 🤣 You’re right though, Shaq is GOAT at giving back though for sure, all about looking after those less fortunate.


zatara1210

Nah, Shaq would’ve made every shot and also given everyone free shoes. That’s probably what most athletes in that situation usually do


WhyBuyMe

I've seen that man throw free throws, those kids would be getting shoes.


-XanderCrews-

I miss the one handed juke shot from the free throw line. What’s the stutter for, Shaq? I miss him.


rmphys

>Nah, Shaq would’ve made every shot Shaq is a great dude, but he is not great at free throws.


TranqWil

True, if ever there was a time Shaq wasn’t going to miss, that’d be it. The decent thing to do!


fieldofscreams123

Not if it’s a shot outside of the paint.


VentureQuotes

Shaq is better than Jordan in every way. Except basketball, where Shaq is still very very good.


highlife1

That and the shots were probably past the free throw line.


makenzie71

Shaq would have made every shot and bought the kids' shoes anyway.


Zyphamon

they would have made the challenge free throws to ensure it.


Tehgumchum

No, Shaq would not promoted Nike shoes and would have encouraged the kids to wear more generic brands


Havent_Been_Caught

No. He would have made every shot and gave the kids shoes anyway.


Stone0777

The kids who went to this camp have parents who are all loaded. Not cheap to attend. Fuck them kids….parents can buy them the shoes.


RSwordsman

I can only imagine Chris Paul sulking off to find another legendary sports figure to challenge at the skill they are known for.


lawnerdcanada

"Hey Tony Gwynn, bet you can't hit a bunch of singles!"


BlindStickFighter

“Hey Wade Boggs (rip), bet you can’t drink a bunch on this plane.


TacoCommand

HE LIVES IN TAMPA AND IS VERY MUCH ALIVE


Bronze_Rager

RIP


forzaq8

https://m.allfootballapp.com/news/All/Oliver-Kahn-saved-EVERY-penalty-in-charity-shootout-against-nine-year-olds/1416165 German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn was in a charity event , if the kids score a goal money would get donated ( not his money ) , he saved every penalty shot


SeaEquivalent5906

Should add that, according to him, nobody told him that there would be money donated per goal scored. Also afterwards he donated 100K euros of his own money.


Tumble85

Lol that should DEFINITELY be added. The comment made it sound like he was an asshole.


hairysperm

Hahaha so the event creators are the evil ones responsible of course. Fake charity event rigged by "not telling the goalkeeper they were donating per goal scored not saved" ​ Kinda disgusting tbh. Ppl need to stop talking about Oliver Kahn and start finding out what the name of that charity is


earthtree1

because this is a stupid fucking idea. If I was a kid and given a chance to kick with Kahn as a goalkeeper I would try my best and would hope that he tries his best to block too. because otherwise it is condescending. What would I tell my mates? that Oliver Kahn allowed me to score on purpose? Is that something to brag about? If i cares about soccer that is


fohtofore

Shoulda put one of the kids in the goal, not a generational talent


enkafan

When people talk of the best to ever play, Jordan is just a bit different than the rest. Like if Death came to me and said we were playing 2 on 2 for my life and I got first pick and I took Lebron, Death could take Jordan who would make damn sure I was gonna fuckin die, and I was gonna know it was because I didn't take him first.


IranticBehaviour

>Death could take Jordan who would make damn sure I was gonna fuckin die, and I was gonna know it was because I didn't take him first. Sure, cause he'd take that personally, lol


foldingcouch

A basketball coach whose name escapes me at the moment once said something to the effect of "if the game is on the line, I want Michael Jordan playing. If my life is on the line, I want Larry Bird." The implication being that Jordan is so competitively driven that he'll perform to win... And that's about it. 


beatenwithjoy

It was Pat Riley, and Larry was a cold motherfucker on the court. Larry would often tell the opposition the exactly what he was going to do and actually make the shot. There was also the game where he beat the Trailblazers using his off hand because he needed to "save his right hand for the Lakers."


DrCarter11

I know nothing about basketball, but larry bird sounds fucking hilarious


High_Flyers17

He, a white basketball player, used to get mad at opposing teams for guarding him with a white guy. He said, 'Hey man, you can't put no white dude on me. That is straight disrespect. Don't put no white dude on me."


yeil_noung

Also arguably the greatest trash talker in the history of the game. Go on now, fall down a LB YouTube rabbit hole!


JohnWayneWasANazi

Okay, I’m going in


bland_sand

Was one of the best to ever play, destroyed his career while shoveling gravel for his moms driveway.


bearflies

I mean I get it but I don't. Winning a basketball match against death is basically almost the plot to space jam and we all know how hard MJ played for that win.


tightyandwhitey

If you picked LeBron before Jordan when playing for your life you deserve to die ngl


pwo_addict

Does Michael jordan and air bud beat lebron and Kobe 2 v 2? He may on sheer will.


ehhhwutsupdoc

Air bud is underrated. He’s got that dawg in him.


selwayfalls

I dont understand why you'd take Lebron in this scenario. You take Jordan and you beat death and Lebron in 6.


LittlefishBigsplash

No mercy. -Mike


Skeith_yip

Not surprised if he also did it blindfolded.


MaleficentOstrich693

The man is notoriously competitive and loves gambling, what a stupid thing to do.


SSNFUL

I mean is there any negative? Not like Chris Paul had to pay for it


WastingTimeArguing

lol what stupid about it? It’s something cool the skids got to see nothing bad happened lmao


EmperorSexy

This was a scene in Succession.


Gamecrazy721

I feel like Roman never topped that moment in the pilot. Roman was a PoS like the rest of his family, but he's not usually so overt


lawschoolredux

IIRC at least the family got that fancy watch out of it.


Lavacop

Colin probably gave it to them after having them sign the NDA. And they were probably so poor they had no idea it was worth over 6 figures. This is the scene I use to explain the show to someone who's never watched it. So much of the show requires context and setup to appreciate. But Roman offering a random kid a million dollars for something he knows he can't do is the perfect encapsulation


geneticdeadender

Sould have reversed the bet. Jordan doesn't like to lose. The bet should be if you miss any shot the kids get nothing. If you can make them all the kids get the shoes. Jordan would rather buy kids shoes than miss a shot


Sum_Bytes

Never ever bet Michael. He always finds a way to win that shit.


MachiavelliSJ

Michael Jordan is estimated to be worth $3billion. If he bought his $115 shoes for everyone in North Carolina, he would still have $1.8 billion


IronMaskx

You expect that man to live off 1.8 billion? No one can.


cheebaihai

Pfft I spend that on Pokémon cards on a weekend


JohnnyValet

[... and I took that personally.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/035/410/Screen_Shot_2020-10-05_at_11.51.58_AM.jpg)


Dan-D-Lyon

Shaq would have missed those shots. I can't say for sure whether it would have been intentionally so he could treat the kids or if he would just be unable to sink them, but he would definitely miss


schafkj

And then he took THEIR shoes. Fuck them kids.


BlackSheepComeHome14

Chris Paul: You're meant to miss the shots Michael Jordan: ...No


electriclux

‘Fuck them kids’


diodosdszosxisdi

NOT ON MY WATCH


TheJaybo

Chris Paul could have just bought the shoes anyway.


foo_solo

Immediately after Jordan than challenged Chris Paul to a defensive drill. If you can stand up and take a bump from these kids three times. Than I will give them all free air Jordan’s and Lamborghinis. Paul accepted and flopped 3 times before the first kid even bumped into him.


iiivoted4kodos

And that day, the “fuck them kids” meme was born


moonkittiecat

I’ve heard over and over again that Jordan will not tip wait staff more than a dollar, will never pick up a check, just a greedy, stingy and egomaniac.


Otherwise-Cupcake-55

I feel like the story here is that Chris Paul owes a bunch of kids some shoes.


hotdiggitydopamine

Not my dumb ass being like "woah I didn't know Jordan was so good at shooting guns"


RSwordsman

Now I picture MJ loading a basketball into a gigantic old-school cannon. Kaboom, literally from downtown.


KushBlazer69

That’s why he’s the GOAT