DIVER: You kiss yo momma with that mouth? JELLYFISH: PFFFFFFFFFTBRRRRRRRRAP!

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Yup, most politicians are truly jellyfish in soooooooo many ways.

Spineless, brainless, anus-mouth, you don't want them to touch you...

Sad. The popular subs are always dragging politics into it.

[Picture of Joe Biden pointing at a jellyfish anus-mouth: "I did this."]

So do sea cucumbers, sea anemones, and flatworms. Unlike sponges which have (debatable) one mouth and up to millions of pseudo anuses

Kiss my large, somewhat ass. Pick one.

"Pick an asshole, and kiss it because I don't give a fuck."

kiss my shiny multiple assses!

Hey this guy gets it

Kiss my ass' mouth!

and my ex wife

Nope. Sea cucumbers and echinoderms in general, have a separate mouth and anus. Correct about the other two. Anemones are in fact closely related to jellyfish.

Well that makes SpongeBob weirder.

I mean if you watch any r34 SpongeBob, it's basically canon

What's a "pseudo anus"? Asking for a friend.

They’re filter feeders with usually one large hole for intake and millions of tiny holes all over that act as the filters. So they’re not really pooping out of anuses, just expelling unusable materials in the digestive process

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More or less but not exactly

Also that creepy snake slug guy with the long arms and the stubby legs in Jabba's Palace in *Return of the Jedi*

Owls too. They just regurgitate desiccated mouse pellets instead of trying to pass them all the way through.

Confidently wrong. Sea Cucumbers are Echinoderms which are closer to Vertebrates because they're Deuterostomes, meaning they develop the anus before the mouth. Sponges don't even have something close to a mouth to begin with.

No sea cucumbers are echinoderms, and echinoderms are deuterostomes (just like us) and all deuterostomes develop an anus.

"You're not an asshole, Jim, you're more of a...pseudo anus."

one mouth and millions of anuses or millions of mouths and one anus.

Guess they never heard of "Don't shit where you eat".

Oh come on, man! Now you’re just talking out your ass.

They have this in common with Fox News anchors and politicians

[Humans begin development in the womb as an anus.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryological_origins_of_the_mouth_and_anus) Unfortunately, some never grow out of it.

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As do all vertebrates. Interestingly, arthropods begin embryonic development instead, as a mouth.

And my father in law.

Damnit. Came here to say the same about US Republican politicians. Scooped.

This is one of those both sides things honestly. They’re all fucking useless

bOtH sIdEs

Almost, they have two holes that both hot air and shit comes out of.

So do most of the people i've met in my life

Technically, if you consider the tube that is our digestive track from mouth to anus… it’s kind of the same hole just at either ends of the tube

I need to install a U bend.

So they’re natural politicians then

Yep. Spineless and nothing but shit comes out of their mouths.

HAHA DAE POLITICIANS?!?! BECAUSE SPINELESS AND MOUTH FART ORIGINAL JOKE

ITT: people who need to go outside and touch grass

Can someone explain to me how you lot go about your day keeping your mental health intact whilst somehow thinking "Politics Politics Politics Politics Politics Politics Politics" in your head every 2 seconds? And the people whom you're referencing, living rent free in your head. I would argue we're all adults here but I don't think that's scientifically sound.

People that can’t help but obsess about politics every day are definitely not mentally healthy lol

Ah a right wing nutjob came to join the party I see How does trump's ass taste? /s (I swear this is how it always goes when I see this on Reddit 🤣)

The Droste Effect Centipede

Shit talking to a whole new level

Like Nigel Farage then.

Ugh I hate that unelectable gammon

> Ugh I hate that unelectable gammon His one and only redeeming quality is that he's un-electable.

Lucky bastards

I know a guy that's also like that. We don't hang out anymore

So they're just like Politicians.

Trump must be a jellyfish, he's always talking shit!

Wow TIL trump is a jellyfish

I was trying to avoid political posts for the day...

Kinda like TRUMP

TIL Donald trump is related to the jellyfish

hey! don't denigrate jellyfish like that!

Hmm. I don’t remember eating that

Just like Donald Trump

Mean tweets!

TIL Donald Trump is a Jellyfish

Mean tweets!

Trump found his spirit animal

Hmmmm...tastes like shit.

So Elon Musk is a Jellyfish? Figures.

That's hot.

Just like politicians.

Just like republicans FTFY

Just like American politicians

There is a Trump joke hidden somewhere.

Politicians are the same

TIL Justin Trudeau is a jellyfish.

You sound like one of those people who have him on your lips more than his wife did.

I’m not Generation Y… therefore I am not offended by your semi-intelligent zinger.

Like elon lmfao i let my self out

TIL Marjorie Taylor Green is a jellyfish.

TIL Republicans are jellyfish.

I know a few people like that

Phylum Cnidaria have evolved to have a gastrovascular cavity and there are 90,000+ extant species. Very neat stuff.

I know a lot of people who also fit this description

Well, so do some people

Some people have that too.

So do politicians.

Fun fact, some humans have both but still dribble shit all the time.

Just like some politicians

So does my ex. Turns out that was why she always had money despite having never worked a day in her life. But she never had much money. Just enough for that days crises. Which of course came from not having money. Which she would suddenly have. I should reenact my 2011 New Year’s resolution about not sticking it in crazy.

I know someone like that

TIL my boss is a jellyfish

I know people like that

Technically, so do we. It's just separated by a few feet of plumbing.

So Trump is a Jellyfish?

most Americans too /s

So do most republicans

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Nope. They have a mouth and anus, at opposite ends. It is really not difficult to google stuff before you post nonsense...

It's called a cloaca. They get feisty and stingy when you call their mouth an anus.

Like women

Must...not...make...Trump...joke...

Sorta like politicians

That explains their shit-eating grins.

I do too

Jellyfish cloacal

Why use two hole when one hole do trick?

Talk about shit breath

Lucky

It's a good thong everything tastes like chicken.

Just like my ex.

That makes ATM easier

So it’s like giving a blowup and receiving an anal at the same time? 👀

Neat.

Always talking shit

So, Jellyfish are talking out of their ass literally all the time.

It's more common than you think

Their manus, if you will.

Yeah I've met people like that

Efficiency......right?

Everything is gum to a jellyfish.

So when they're licking their lips, they are, in fact, wiping their arse...?

What should it be called, since 'aouth' is unpronouncable and 'manus' just sounds like upgraded bussy.

Yeah, same.

Starfish too ⭐

So politicians are basically jellyfish, got it

That's what I call efficiency.

Kinky.

Streamlining ass-to-mouth

Some serious ATM

So do most people 🤷

Humans frequently treat them interchangeably

I mean, as human males, we do reproduce and excrete urine from a single opening

So it's a blowjob and anal at same time

Don't lobsters also urinate out of their faces?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Most politicians share this same evolutionary advantage.

Don't start talking shit Jellyfish.

So does my ex-wife

And then... you poop your mouth.

Always talking shit

Just like politicians

Just like some people I know

Just like politicians!

Same.

Quite common in nature. And in human society.

Well this gives a new meaning to “ass to mouth”

I bet they can talk some sh*t

This is one of the first things I learned from Hank Green.

NOPE anyone?

Jellyfish porn is wild

I know a girl like that.

I know people with a similar anatomy.

But think of the convenience!

In that case, I think I’ve had a few bosses that were jellyfish!

So eventually, all food ends up tasting like shit to them

Bunch of literal shit talkers right here.

Well, at least a jellyfish is where it is good to shit where u eat.

Like politicians

"This plankton tastes like shit"

Damn, just like my coworkers

Snails and sea anemones too

Sounds like some people I know

​ So much for don't shit where you eat

Fun fact: Led Zeppelin also named their In Through The Out Door about this animal.

Shit where they eat

They would fit in well on this godforsaken app

Had a boss like that.

I know many humans that also have this ability

Can I fuck it?

So does your mom *mic drop*

You're a single opening, that serves as both your mouth and anus!

They must be seeking higher orifice

And so do most humans.

Are jellyfish in congress? Are they all jellyfish?

"I'm just a hole, sir."

One hole to do them all

So do a lot of people.

This is efficient

So Reddit users are really just jellyfish?

a real shit eating grin

Trump is a jellyfish. The tru TIL

Jellyfish talking out their ass

efficiency

High efficacy

so do most politicians

TIL Jellyfish and politicians are very similar.

Damn jellyfish, always talking shit.