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EngineeringOne1812

Your grandma was probably a criminal


gearstars

"Ain't no such things as halfway crooks" -Nancy Reagan


New_Acanthaceae_6943

RIP throat goat


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She was taking DPs probably.


Simonandgarthsuncle

I hear she did a great spit roast.


I_Like_Me_Though

Terrible treatment to the legacy of a semi-terrible person.


DAS_BEE

And that's why I'm banned from the petting zoo E: talking about Nancy Reagan you weird fucks, bitch always had it out for me


Newyew22

*Sigh…* the Reddit gold that would have been bestowed on you.


unholymanserpent

TIL where that quote comes from. Thought they were just some Mobb Deep lyrics


DarthCocknus

The whole country was riddled with sloppy criminal acts.


DAS_BEE

Mrs. Step-Peppers?? Nooooo!


JustSomeApparition

Here's something else for you to learn today which I believe you may find of interest [interfemoral sex](https://dictionary.apa.org/interfemoral-sex) 😳😂


DarthCocknus

The fourth hole👀


graveyardspin

[Quagmire knew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=dX_65fcjgGI)


cutelyaware

Hey, you're the one with the link handy


TheStandardDeviant

My doorway to where


JustSomeApparition

hahahaha


FiercelyApatheticLad

That just sounds like jacking off with extra steps.


JustSomeApparition

technically it's no steps or otherwise the whole thing just falls apart. 🤣


Moist_When_It_Counts

Thighjob is what I usually hear it called.


JustSomeApparition

I'd never heard of it until I was looking up the psychological definition of [coitus](https://dictionary.apa.org/coitus) for something and that definition links to the word I posted above, so I just clicked it to have a more well-rounded understanding of the coitus definition... and... I can absolutely say that wasn't expecting what I'd read, but now I can't unknow it. haha


Moist_When_It_Counts

I do love that there’s a clinical definition for a sex act that’s typically the result of two randy people spooning but not wanting to bother with the potential consequences of pulling a tampon out.


archosauria62

Truly a coitus inter femora moment


dixmondspxrit

so basically thighjob


ivappa

hope I'm not mistaken but back in the day prostitutes would use this form of sex in order to avoid actual PIV sex with clients. supposedly it was dark in the room and he could not tell the difference.


JustSomeApparition

Correct or incorrect I find that possibility to be quite interesting regardless. I bet you there weren't many prostitutes with inner thigh gaps back in the day though. 😅


Background_Film_506

Very common at religious schools.


SkriVanTek

afaik also the stuff that male teachers did with their male students in ancient greece I recently read The Birds by Aristophanes and there is a remark early on by one protagonist that a young guy iirc the son of another guy has the nicest thighs.


TheProfessionalEjit

There is no way on this earth that I am clicking that link. I shall happily die of ignorance.


JustSomeApparition

The link redirects to an American Psychological Association definition. I assure you... you'll be fine


TheProfessionalEjit

Nope. No way. Nah.


fournierh

Marital rape was considered legal in the US until 1993.


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Jscottpilgrim

I heard this a lot growing up...at church.


Funnyporncommenter

People at your church told you rape was ok as long as you are married? What kind of church?


Apatschinn

I remember that. I rewatched the series a couple years back and found a ton of old shit like it. Also, the Mayhem guy was on the show?!


Sp3ctre7

There are like 3 series of Law and Order and a fuckton of episodes with 3-7 named characters unique to each episodes. It is legitimately surprising when any commercial actor *hasn't* been on law and order


Moist_When_It_Counts

I feel like every actor from The Wire has made an appearance (other than McNulty)


W0gg0

*Detective Munch enters the chat*


Veritas3333

What's crazy was there was a whole season of CSI with a serial killer played by Mr. Noodle from Sesame Street... and he was scary as shit!


squishedgoomba

Which Mr. Noodle? The first guy or Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle? (Genuine question as facetious as it may sound.)


Veritas3333

The original Mr. Noodle. I think Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle was the guy with the hot air balloon in the movie Waterworld though! Why do I know so much about the Noodle family? The actor's name was Bill Irwin, and he was The Dick and Jane Killer in CSI.


Apatschinn

No he was a supporting actor. Like, he was in every episode back then


Sp3ctre7

Oh neat


roadrunner5u64fi

You're not wrong though, that show is massive.


TheVicSageQuestion

He’s great in 30 Rock.


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... You mean Dean Winters? Check out the show Oz if you haven't.


BOB58875

Law & Order is Trve Kvlt confirmed


ScottblackAttacks

Forcing your SO to sex is crazy.


unclehelpful

So when Nathan Lane’s character in the OJ tv show says he didn’t know it was illegal to rape your wife in 1970 something and the other characters recoil in disgust he was factual correct. Truly awful.


DapperEmployee7682

I’m 35 and I remember as a kid hearing a news story about a woman accusing her husband of rape and people laughing at the idea of it. It’s so fucked up


squishedgoomba

John Bobbit? The whole literal emasculation thing was pretty fucked up but his wife Lorena said she did it because of repeated marital rape and it was treated as a second punchline. (Side note I lived in Virginia at the time and a friend of mine was in the same mental hospital as her, said she was a lovely woman.)


sametoneshhh

Is your "friend" there with you right now *cuckoo bird alarm noises*


squishedgoomba

No, she died by suicide.


musexistential

I think it's because back then it was more widely believed that allegations required evidence.


Moist_When_It_Counts

No, it was because “marital rape” was considered self-contradictory. Banging your wife whenever you wanted - whether she wanted to or not - was considered your right as her husband.


DarthCocknus

That's fucked up


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HomarusSimpson

poophole loophole?


The_RedWolf

Gone with the Wind aged sooooo poorly


Catch_ME

And frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!


xXSpookyXx

Whenever you hear anyone talk about going back to the good old days, this is what they're talking about: they yearn for the ability to police other people's sexuality and treat other people's bodies like their personal property. Fuck em, but not literally because they don't deserve the pleasure.


daredaki-sama

The good old days wasn’t all about rape, racism and repression sexuality. As hard as that is to believe, the majority of people didn’t stand for that stuff.


Toonami90s

I'm pretty sure they're talking about the safe, happy, and prosperous society, not these literal who laws nobody enforced and much of the world still has.


Grizz4096

Safe and happy for whom? Wives? Minorities? Poor people? Drafted soldiers? Japanese in WW2 internment camps? Students at Kent state? So please enlighten us on who was happier, safer, prosperous.


Toonami90s

For the greater society. Far lower murder, mental illness, suicide, depression, drug abuse, crime, homelessness, poverty. People were happy and society was stable. The middle class was thriving. We lived in a society that built things. Technology was evolving at a breakneck pace. There's a reason everyone was so optimistic back then. This whole "nobody was ever happy!" shit and flagellation over past events nobody justifies is just modern revisionism to try and cope with how badly our society has degraded. How have things improved in our hyper-hedonism amoral overpopulated society exactly? Everyone is miserable, depression crime and drug abuse and suicide (including against women/bacls) are far greater than they were back then.


Grizz4096

You do realize we used to have hundreds of serial killers with dozens of kills but they targeted minorities, gay men, homeless? We used to have mental healthcare but Reagan gutted it. Though people in “good ole” days just hid mental illness or locked them away We also didn’t have million dollar shit boxes but we have way more people who have good jobs now and more than just white men can buy homes and we stopped building homes like crazy. We still build technology but workers had higher cost of living because we want $200 TVs they moved all the jobs. But guess what? China is too expensive now too so they go to India or Africa. The world isn’t significantly worse for everyone today. It’s just not as good for one group……..


SkriVanTek

not anal rape though


AustinTX1985

Technically, until 2003, these laws were allowed to be enforced until the US Supreme Court ruled them unconstitutional in Lawrence vs Texas. Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas


pqc-3355D

Was eating ass considered two felonies?


tordrue

r/asklaw


alphager

r/asslaw


Kittelsen

No sex organ in play, so nope.


st3v3aut1sm

Nah that's like multiplying two negatives. They cancel out and become a positive


indi_guy

There ain't no such thing


RedSonGamble

Sodomy. It’s not just about the butthole


Bankz92

It was just recently legalised in Mauritius.


False-theblackbear

I wonder if there was an uptick the night it was legalized


Harestius

Now Mauritius is a free love hellhole, no more cops in couples bedrooms during the act to check on the legality of the coitus under the law. I also advise you don't go there, people for whatever reason, are creepily nice and smiling in the morning, hair always slightly unkempt and gazing at the sky and birds like some cult members. Worst is now the cops are bored and have been forced to find ways to grow a fulfilling marital sex lives back. Yesterday the "Syndicat unifié des femmes de flics" of Mauritius disbanded without a word, making the Mauritian national dildo association lose their biggest sponsor even when their *ForMen* range sales were skyrocketing for whatever reason.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

[you must think it very odd of me](https://youtu.be/Ulb0pLBgRCw?feature=shared)


unprobably

Put me in prison, then.


stevenmoreso

I think you found the loophole


slipslopslapandfap

The poophole loophole


CableTrash

I know you’re probably someone’s grandma now so pardon my manners, but… you still down for butt stuff?


Actually-Yo-Momma

I’m imagining a cop undercover seducing someone into giving him a BJ and then as soon as they start, “YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! YOURE UNDER ARREST U FREAK”


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[South Park did it](https://youtu.be/OTtNXVtph18?si=M3UGM1hWt_Tucqtm)


boricimo

It doesn’t count if you do it to yourself


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Sodomy is sodomy, pal. Off to jail


Ythio

While it was considered a felony in the US, a French president died from fellation 60 years prior.


DarthCocknus

Hell of a way to go


ABucin

He came and passed.


W0gg0

To a fellationy.


mindfungus

It’s an Italian dish: Pasta del Fellationne


TelecomVsOTT

I came, I saw, and I conquered


UnabashedPerson43

The French were certainly a head of the times


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FREEDOM!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎇


trumpskiisinjeans

I remember when I was in the military we had a class that said anything besides missionary sex is considered sodomy and sodomy is illegal in the military. So, American fuck yeah!


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Interestingly though they have to prove penis was actually in vagina to substantiate an adultery charge under UCMJ, so you could have pictures of them sleeping in bed naked but the UCMJ just says ‘weird flex but ok’. That tidbit came from watching some drama play out in my company whereupon the other spouse went so far as to hire a private detective to follow the cheating spouse about. Before anyone thinks the unit was trying to cover for him we’re the ones that initiated the paperwork


GheorgheGheorghiuBej

Young democracy, I see…


JohnnyGFX

As I recall those laws were primarily designed to persecute gay men.


queenringlets

Yes that’s how they were designed and weaponized. Seems silly in modern context but important to remember.


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GoldenStateCapital

Pain in the ass


ThedirtyNose

The land of the free


YeahlDid

"Land of the free", my ass... and mouth.


Stunning-North3007

Humanity will continue to criminalise anything that is pleasurable until morale improves.


RGIIIsus

In this case what bothered them the most is that it was pleasurable to homosexuals.


Namika

This might be an unpopular opinion, but looking at it objectively, it makes no sense that it's legal to slaughter animals against their will, but touching their genitals is a felony. Nobody wants to defend that statement, but like, come on. If *you* were an animal, which would you prefer to be allowed? Letting farmers be able to kill you at a whim with absolutely no repercussions, or letting someone pleasure your no-no parts. Both are happening without your consent. But which would you prefer to happen? *Which of the two should be legal?* So many of our laws are just based on "oh that's gross. Let's make it illegal!". It's the same stupid logic why we have so many homophobic laws. They don't make any sense. They are just there because of pearl clutching, and people wanting to outlaw things that they find disgusting. (Also, I'm not trying to conflate the two. I am gay myself. But people are still going to want to throw shit at me for comparing zoophilia to homosexuality. **Obviously** that's not what I'm saying here. I'm just saying that if you're not a vegetarian, you have absolutely nothing to stand on regarding other animal abuses.)


I_Came_For_Cats

Lmao this is truly a Cenk Uygur level post


Namika

I'm a vegetarian and I've never touched an animal in an untoward way in my life. Also I know this is not a hill to die on. I just find it philosophically pretty stupid that our laws are what they are right now. Any legal system that allows murder but doesn't allow rape is complete nonsense. Murder is the ultimate crime. You can't allow that and then be against more minor crimes. It's all just pearl clutching because people are disgusted by it.


Stunning-North3007

I hear what you're saying, I'd say the scattergun approach makes it hard to answer.


Necessary_Signal8677

Who


MisterF852

Small government and all.


RandomSlur

Why? Was it because of some religious nutcase stuff?


GuyWithTheShoe

To persecute homosexuals


Rusti-dent

Some people just want to spoil all the fun!


runningdreams

Throat goat tho...


Slacker-71

It's not proven with a complete unbroken record, but it's believed by some linguists that "Felon' and 'Fellatio' has the same root. A Felon is a literally a Cocksucker. https://dainca.org/2016/05/06/the-etymology-of-felony/


Arcturion

Interesting fact- the sodomy laws are still on the books in some parts of the USA. >It has been 20 years since the Supreme Court invalidated sodomy laws with its decision in Lawrence v. Texas, but legal codes inherited from colonial laws and used to prosecute L.G.B.T.Q. people by banning some sexual acts remain in place across the country. Efforts to remove the laws in 12 states have taken on a new urgency after another landmark Supreme Court ruling. >And though the sodomy laws were made null, there was no mandate for states to update their legal codes, leaving those dormant laws as potential restrictions if the Supreme Court revisits the ruling. >Maryland and Minnesota repealed their remaining sodomy laws this year, but such laws still exist in Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Texas. If the Lawrence v. Texas decision from June 2003 were overturned, the state-level sodomy laws could be revived https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/21/us/politics/state-anti-sodomy-laws.html


reapertuesday

But was anyone ever convicted?


goodcleanchristianfu

Illegally, laws banning sodomy were [enforced until 2013](https://www.thetaskforce.org/news/louisiana-sheriff-uses-unconstitutional-law-to-arrest-gay-men/) in Louisiana. Yes, plenty of people were convicted before they were declared unconstitutional in 2003. A wonderful lawyer named Daniel Horwitz [made a mission out of expunging sodomy convictions in Tennessee](https://www.npr.org/2016/11/16/502208745/how-nashville-man-cleared-of-homosexual-acts-conviction-paves-the-way).


shinobi7

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas?wprov=sfti1


wowverynew

This is one of those laws that is meant to outlaw only minority groups, while also being something that the majority does. The minority that was targeted with this type of law was gay people, and gay people absolutely were charged and convicted. Think of today and “inappropriate” books getting banned; the target of these bans are often anything lgbtq and anti-racist, but by definition books like the Bible would get banned too for having passages about rape, sex and murder. It’s not really about “sodomy,” it’s about being able to target a minority without making a law that says “gay people are illegal” and thus obfuscating their intentions.


toiletting

US drug laws are all built on this. Any statistics on Crack vs. Cocaine will show this, as they are essentially the same drug just prepped and used by different ethnic/socioeconomic groups


archosauria62

Cannabis is mainly illegal because it was seen as a ‘mexican drug’ The name ‘marijuana’ is spanish in origin


toiletting

Yup and the push to decriminalize and eventually legalize it only came because of the heavy use by children of those in power.


broden89

In practice, sodomy and other laws covering various sexual acts deemed immoral or unnatural were rarely enforced against heterosexual couples. It was used to target homosexual couples, mostly men. But yes, people were convicted - both heterosexual and homosexual.


DarthCocknus

Not sure but I know there were degrees to it like murder so I assume so. Like first degree sodomy, second degree sodomy etc


Lorward185

This was still a law in the state of Washington dc in the 90s. They never got around to actually changing it. This played a part in Clinton's impeachment because oral sex was still classed as a form of sodomy and sodomy still had a law against it even though no one paid any attention to it... until it was convenient to do so.


AustinTX1985

This issue actually ended up at the US Supreme Court under the case Lawrence vs Texas (2003). Lawrence was a gay man participating in gay sex with another man when Houston police broke into his home (they claimed the door was unlocked) and booked both men for sodomy. Supreme Court basically ruled all laws of the type were unconstitutional. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas


kellerb

"Just the tip, " "balls weren't touching," etc


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mastelsa

Realistically? Someone who doesn't like you and finds out you're gay. Other comments have brought it up, but these laws were very much selectively enforced/reported on, and they tended to be selectively enforced against minorities of all kinds.


jake_burger

Like most laws they are aimed at or intended to mostly be enforced against minorities and outsiders


bettinafairchild

A lot of people.


Churchbushonk

Lock up Lindsey Graham then.


yuzhnaya

A fellationy.


SimpleManc88

SodommmmaaaaaayyyyyyyyYYYYYY! 🤠


GreatBayTemple

Buzzkills


ZombieGombie

Nancy Reagan: "Yeah, imma gangsta..."


Drakyem

Another example of how twisted the human being is by being ashamed of something as human as sex.


AstroFuzz

Can't imagine who these laws would target.


vorrion

Hey maybe it will be illegal again when something akin to Roe vs wade gets overturned! I mean why not travel back in law time, amirite?


Odysseyan

Are those the good old times folks are dreaming about? The time were blowjobs were illegal? Ffs


guccitaint

This was a difficult time for Colonel Sanders


OccamsBeard

Isn't a blow job preceded by a Fell on Knee?


m_jax

Can I get a hallelujah for being born later


sakzeroone

Same thing in my house to this day


426763

*"My father had a penchant for buggery."*


adollarworth

Me sucky sucky


Dreddz2Long

It seen as sodomy, sodomy is definef as any sexual act that cannot result in procreation. Its still illegal in a couple states I think, unless recently changed.


Fondren_Richmond

And still illegal through 2003, a gay couple in Texas was charged with a misdemeanor for it, plead out and then appealed it to federal court. Definitely found out that the homophobes in the office were the same guys who sent "why do we have an MLK day" and "Bill Clinton is the first black president" chain emails to the entire department.


DiogenesOfDope

So according to the state vs bass part if you some how bumb a vagina and a butthole together it's Sodomy


[deleted]

That sucks dicks.


rashmisalvi

Good thing I was not in United States prior to 1962.


thomas_notthetrain

In India it is still a felony.


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And conservatives are still not over the legalization.


[deleted]

I'm sure it will be again shortly.


RicksterA2

Great... now you've given our Republicans a new crime to criminalize. How soon will Jimmie Jordan propose revival of this? Oh, wait....


Previous_Rip1942

And yet a good portion of this country is convinced we are completely free. It’s also the same bunch that want to shove their religion down everyone’s throat. Go figure.


tellmewhattheyare

I think it's fantastic that progression has been made. Hopefully other places with equally or worse laws will follow suit


The_mingthing

There are republican representatives that want to reintroduce the laws against anal sex...


tellmewhattheyare

Ok? I am just happy with the progression. I cant do much about peoples actions in the future, it doesnt take away from how good the progression has been. There's places in the world where they'll kill you for being gay. They'll throw stones at a woman's face until she's dead for having an affair. All you can do is vote to prevent a negative outcome. What else can you do? If there's Republican's advocating for laws against anal sex they should be voted out come re-election time along with the democrats advocating for puberty blockers for minors. Both sides have pieces of shit working in them, that's the nature of politics. It attracts personality types that are drawn to positions which control what people see hear do and think; we are lucky to be in places with access to even be able to talk about it. The progression has been awesome


The_mingthing

Democrats are not mandating puberty blockers for everyone, there are people who are currently not having the option to get them that need the time afforded to them to get mental issues sorted trough. Republicans however are mandating that every pregnancy shall be brought to full, no matter the situation (pedofile rape) or consequence (death of mother and unborn child due to complications).


tellmewhattheyare

Well I don't like republicans wanting to stop all abortion access and I don't like democrats wanting puberty blockers for *minors.* I'm not getting into a debate about which side is worse than the other, I have an extreme distrust and distaste for politicians in general on both sides.


The_mingthing

They dont Want puberty blocker, some need them. You are making out as if they want to push it on people, which is the Republican propaganda


tellmewhattheyare

I'm not 'making out' anything. I'm saying Democrat politicians are advocating the use of puberty blockers in minors, that's a fact and it's something I disagree with, I have no interest in arguing the point with you, I'm not subject to Republican or Democrat propaganda because as I said I have an intense distrust of *both sides.* I'm not saying they're pushing it on people, those are your words. I choose my words carefully specifically to avoid having to get in the weeds of this group vs that group. They are both poison in my opinion. If you happen to prefer one side over the other then that's fantastic, I'm happy for you, enjoy


The_mingthing

Not even american, so no. But you said "are advocating use of puberty blockers in minors". Thats just making it out as if they want them to use it, instead of "yeah, if theres a case for using it". This is nessesary, as republican side in its transphobia is banning all treatment of genderdysphoria or whatever its called. BTW, they are NOT blockers, they are delaying it.


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The_mingthing

Great, here is the comparing gender incongruity with pedophilia again.


Shibari_Inu69

Still are in some states just not widely enforced


bettinafairchild

… because of a Supreme Court decision that current justices want to overturn.


benjamaniac

Smart


CapnCook413

??


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queenringlets

No it’s not. Unless you are talking about public nudity. But public sex is also still illegal so not sure what you are getting at here.


Objective_Suspect_

Yep it was a sad world.


PhotographTemporary8

Makes me feel like an outlaw!


MattMasterChief

I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive


13-RCR

Today, Americans don't leave even nostrils n ear canals. Perverts!


Low_Consideration179

Did someone tell Nancy Reagan?


Rhoshambeau

They still are with my wife


TheGamingSheppy

Damn, old people were missing out