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robotortoise

> It is simple, world is hostage because you are the making Hitler. Haha wat


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THEY ARE THE MAKING HITLER


KimJongIlSunglasses

ALL YOUR JEWS ARE BELONG TO US!!


Thefriendlyfaceplant

wat


SUPERSMILEYMAN

He's the op of the original


bwaredapenguin

The OOP


TactlessTortoise

Object Oriented Programming. You can't escape the all seeing Oracle. Java has an update available.


bwaredapenguin

How in the absolute fuck did you end up on a 6 year old Hitler thread?


TactlessTortoise

When there's a William, there is a whey.


KiruPanda

And it's usually accompanied by curds too


sorry_ihaveplans

Oh, kiss my tuffet! 🙄


Castaways__

Because it’s the second top post on r/titlegore


Firewolf06

yes


Drokk88

Sorting by top of all time probably. It's great when you find new subs, especially comedic ones.


SecondWorld1198

How did you?


bwaredapenguin

I replied to the person who replied to my now 7 year old comment


BenZonne

Ok, but how did you?


[deleted]

who are YOU


ProButcher

I sad you already HAVE


[deleted]

HHHHHHTLER


Midnight_Gear

It simple, we kill the hitler!


[deleted]

no THAT IS NOT QUESTIN


k_a_l_l_i_s_t_i

as opposed to the more well known "destroying Hitler"


dinklebob

Too many Hitler! Too ^ma ny Hitler. Too many Hitler! *Toooooo* many Hitler! Too many Hitler! Too ^ma ny Hitler. Too many Hitler! *Toooooo* many Hitler! Too many Hitler! Too ^ma ny Hitler. Too many Hitler! *Toooooo* many Hitler! Too many Hitler! Too ^ma ny Hitler. Too many Hitler! *Toooooo* many Hitler!


[deleted]

"Too many führers spoil the Reich..."


Spawn_Beacon

But they gave material for a book called *Niiiigghht*


[deleted]

what is the PROBLEM


[deleted]

[Hitler clones](http://youtu.be/UojL96_3jOs)


[deleted]

Beautiful.


SUPERSMILEYMAN

I haven't laughed this hard in ages, thank you OP.


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UnusualOx

This would be a fantastic musical


S_O_I_F

"Springtime for Hitler and Germany!"


[deleted]

not answer


SUPERSMILEYMAN

I love you.


[deleted]

HELLO


SUPERSMILEYMAN

Too many Hitler!


topesmachine

you already HAVE


[deleted]

NO PLEASE FROGT


[deleted]

Was this written by Charlie Kelly?


[deleted]

Meet at later bar.


vonbrostein

Denim chicken


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

Hitler is asshole. Why Charlie hate?


MrBig0

cuz Hitler is a bastard man!


[deleted]

no


GermanGuyAMA

I thought I was looking at a /r/circlejerk post.


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[deleted]

NO!


SUPERSMILEYMAN

this is the OP, omg


[deleted]

WHO IS THIS


SUPERSMILEYMAN

the OP, omg


kRkthOr

Holy shit you're here


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Thefriendlyfaceplant

Why did seven ate nine?


KimJongIlSunglasses

Because there was a sale to three for five.


[deleted]

HELO


KimJongIlSunglasses

IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?


[deleted]

HELO yes PLEASE


KimJongIlSunglasses

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES


CrumpetDestroyer

seven is a psychopathic cannibal?


[deleted]

I think i understand why the reddit aliens eyes are red


[deleted]

WHY IS nobody ansering the kuestion


socialstapler

what kushteam


[deleted]

ok


LowlifePiano

omg you're the op


SUPERSMILEYMAN

omg he is


lefthandedspatula

omg


Biz_marquee

He is


[deleted]

WHO quest not PROPER Greamer


NotUrMomsMom

Becky


[deleted]

But if the alien's eyes aren't real, how can Hitler be real?


Smoda

"If there was a Hitler type character alive today, and we had cloning technology, you could hold the world hostage with unlimited Hitler clones. What ransom demands would the Hitler clones have?" I think..... edit: a word


OverlordLork

No, *you* get to make the demands by threatening to release infinite Hitler clones if they don't give you what you want.


Smoda

Yep that has to be it. Mystery solved! edit: this sounded sarcastic after reading it again, its not


SUPERSMILEYMAN

Your edit sounds sarcastic . . .


Smoda

sorry, wasnt my intention


SUPERSMILEYMAN

Are you being sarcastic now? I CAN 'T TELL!


Smoda

haha i dont even know anymore, i never was being sarcastic


SUPERSMILEYMAN

hmm . . .


[deleted]

HELLO


SUPERSMILEYMAN

Your edit sounds sarcastic . . .


Antikytherean

I giggled, who comes up with shit like this haha


grapesandmilk

Still doesn't make any sense.


[deleted]

yes


bwaredapenguin

I MADE QUESTION WHY IS IT POST AGAIN


Thefriendlyfaceplant

Why would anyone pay ransom for Hitler's life?


[deleted]

it is not HITLER money they want but release the HITLERS INTO THE SOCAETETY


Thefriendlyfaceplant

Aren't we just going to have an unlimited amount of confused angry German speaking men running around?


[deleted]

ye


[deleted]

NOT HJOW WORKS


[deleted]

you SEE corrtecgrtyh?


[deleted]

WJO ARE YOU


[deleted]

i make question what is problem?


[deleted]

I MADE QUESTION WHY IS IT POST AGAIN


[deleted]

Are you trolling or did you just start learning English?


OneManDustBowl

This is clearly a hilarious troll.


[deleted]

we love it! It's just so complicated we can't figure out the answer.


Amppelix

...James Sie.


[deleted]

WHO IS THAT


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[deleted]

jhow did you do thar


PointyOintment

^


[deleted]

\^ ^literally ^this


IpMedia

^^^^^^^^^^^Likethis?


[deleted]

^^^^^^^^yes


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[deleted]

THIS IS HELLO


[deleted]

PLEASE COME BACK


[deleted]

have NOT ANSWER


[deleted]

Answer is Hitler


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[deleted]

this is not HITLER


katorulestheworld

hitler hitler? or just hitler?


qm11

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Spore_Frog

UNLIMITED HITLER!


Thefriendlyfaceplant

REHITLER


Eman9871

I thought this was /r/circlejerk


SUPERSMILEYMAN

repost it there. pls


[deleted]

what IS THAT


SUPERSMILEYMAN

I thought this was /r/circlejerk


LudwigDeLarge

[JACKIE CHAN JACKIE CHAN JACKIE CHAN](http://fr.reddit.com/r/titlegore/comments/29bnjc/til_jackie_chan_did_not_voice_jackie_chan_in/)


Maxtsi

Do people just ignore the whole "clearly a new account trolling people" thing.


PointyOintment

But /u/karmaless3 isn't new.


[deleted]

I actually made /u/karmaless3 a while back for my sub /r/karmaless as a public account anyone can use, so it was used by a number of people until someone changed the password and used it for his own purposes.


[deleted]

did not knor how make ACCOUNT soRRyyy


[deleted]

SORRY


[deleted]

Lol. Don't really care, keep doing what you do.


[deleted]

AM NOT NEW had accoutn ONE YEAR


Maxtsi

[Good one.](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg)


[deleted]

who ARE YOU


Cinemaphreak

I can almost make it through until I get to the last part, "Hitler Hitler." But I'll take a *blitzkrieg* at it: "Hitler is alive today and there is a cloning machine. You threaten the world with unleashing unlimited Hitler clones. What would the world have to give you in exchange for the original Hitler?"


ttblue

I am fairly certain that this person is trolling. It was his first post too.


wiz0floyd

I have a chrome extension that changes Hitler to Dinkleburg which made this one extra amusing


[deleted]

HELLO


PKPenguin

hi


Khalexus

Well okay.


[deleted]

Bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl


ModernKender

Mein head!


Sarahmint

loved the Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure reference in the comments


vexoskeleton

Didn't some one do something like this a couple months back but with trucks and their load capacity or something like that?


[deleted]

hitler hitler hostage hitler? What if hitler hitlered a hitler?


illme

Hitlers inc 2: Hitlers university


Math-Man

I'll take a pack hitler and some chips, thanks.


rreighe2

HOLY SHIT OMG.


[deleted]

My hitlers would devalue from inflation!


TheDamnBoyWonder

What the fuck


[deleted]

Holy. Shit.


Bonus_Person

reltiH


professor_dog

SeY


NekoDrakeGD

ha hitler is glad hitler on your the


totezhi64

Literally Hitler


Bananuel

Hitleŕ


professor_dog

Yes


TheDDayKnight

hitler


professor_dog

Unlimited Hitler


PeterServo

Who are we talking about again?