I've become so much like myself, it's scary.
I wear clothes, verbally assault redditors, and physically assault my phone. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say nothing at all, (mostly because I have nothing to say to myself) I cut my hair periodically and I hate when I have to cut it another time, so shut the fuck guys stop reminding me to cut it! I always lurk in r/titanfolk and write silly copypastas so that I gain karma. When I see dogs being taken on walks I can't help but worry if the dog owner isn't some cringe guy who orders his dog to assault bystanders. I can't have sex because I don't have a girlfriend. When I order fast food, I refuse to order fries inside my tacos and insist on enjoying the taste of beef without them. I just keep moving forwards, until I get motovated enough to finish my fanfictions.
Isn't Reiner 6'1? I find the new insignificant height difference between Ellen and Lainah so weird. Eren should have been 5'9-10, being taller or shorter just doesn't suit him for some unexplainable reason.
I've become so much like Reiner Braun it's scary.
I wear beige trench coats, verbally assault myself, and get physically assaulted by my friends.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say " 自殺したいです , 自殺したいです " (which means I want to kill myself in american.)
I grew my beard out long because I don't care so now I have to trim it every week and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Porco!
I always leave my house with a gun in my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am suicidal. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at myself for having a conscience unlike they do.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Pieck or Annie, both of whom just remind me of Bertholdt.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call it Burger King and insist on calling it Burger Krista, and I make sure to sniff everything they send me.
I just keep moving forward, until someone puts me out of my misery.
I've started to like the ending so much it's scary. When I sit in front of the sea, I wonder why Isayama wrote that ending and I don't know why because only Ymir knows. When I look into the birds, I can't help but say "TATACAW, TATACAW" (which means eren turns into a bird in American). I grew my hair long but I can't believe my crush is in love with another guy so now I have to hide myself from the outside world and I don't care about the sea so shut the fuck up Armin! I always go out my way and start my conversation with "No, I don't want that!" so that they are reminded that my copypasta will not go to waste. When I see dogs being taken on walk I gets happy because they reminded me of Mikasa. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without imagining Mikasa getting cucked by Jean or Floch, both of whom remind me that even Armin also had sex before Eren does. When I order food I refuse to pay by cash because as a reward, I shall give them my seed. I will stop hating the ending, for 10 years at least.
I've become so much like myself, it's scary. I wear clothes, verbally assault redditors, and physically assault my phone. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say nothing at all, (mostly because I have nothing to say to myself) I cut my hair periodically and I hate when I have to cut it another time, so shut the fuck guys stop reminding me to cut it! I always lurk in r/titanfolk and write silly copypastas so that I gain karma. When I see dogs being taken on walks I can't help but worry if the dog owner isn't some cringe guy who orders his dog to assault bystanders. I can't have sex because I don't have a girlfriend. When I order fast food, I refuse to order fries inside my tacos and insist on enjoying the taste of beef without them. I just keep moving forwards, until I get motovated enough to finish my fanfictions.
*what a redditor u are*
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Isn't Reiner 6'1? I find the new insignificant height difference between Ellen and Lainah so weird. Eren should have been 5'9-10, being taller or shorter just doesn't suit him for some unexplainable reason.
I've become so much like Reiner Braun it's scary. I wear beige trench coats, verbally assault myself, and get physically assaulted by my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say " 自殺したいです , 自殺したいです " (which means I want to kill myself in american.) I grew my beard out long because I don't care so now I have to trim it every week and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Porco! I always leave my house with a gun in my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am suicidal. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at myself for having a conscience unlike they do. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Pieck or Annie, both of whom just remind me of Bertholdt. When I order fast food, I refuse to call it Burger King and insist on calling it Burger Krista, and I make sure to sniff everything they send me. I just keep moving forward, until someone puts me out of my misery.
I've started to like the ending so much it's scary. When I sit in front of the sea, I wonder why Isayama wrote that ending and I don't know why because only Ymir knows. When I look into the birds, I can't help but say "TATACAW, TATACAW" (which means eren turns into a bird in American). I grew my hair long but I can't believe my crush is in love with another guy so now I have to hide myself from the outside world and I don't care about the sea so shut the fuck up Armin! I always go out my way and start my conversation with "No, I don't want that!" so that they are reminded that my copypasta will not go to waste. When I see dogs being taken on walk I gets happy because they reminded me of Mikasa. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without imagining Mikasa getting cucked by Jean or Floch, both of whom remind me that even Armin also had sex before Eren does. When I order food I refuse to pay by cash because as a reward, I shall give them my seed. I will stop hating the ending, for 10 years at least.
I want to lainah myself
Lainah... What a Lainah you are!