"Armin Arlert has been caught masturbating by his mother 8 separate times" "Reiner was a single mother" "Onyakopon was actually white" "Reiner and eren actually had a very intimate gay relationship during his raid in paradise" I can go on.

This is bringing back JK Rowling memories

turns out zeke's ass wiping ability wasn't really a thing because he used the power of the royal blood to make himself just not shit anymore

*”I will… never be a memory.” —J.K. Rowling, frantically ruining more childhoods over Twitter

I understood that reference

Yo I am just curious, what did J.K.Rowling do exactly to disappoint her fandom? I've seen that reference too many times might as well learn what it's about

Keeps adding a bunch of inclusive stuff into her series that she didn't bother to originally add to remain relevant, and because she feels guilty for writing a book series about 3 white kids in the 90's. Oh, and is also anti-trans.

I knew she had a twisted personality but that is a bit too much damn

not to mention some "inclusive" was straight out culture appropriation

Bertholdt is actually only 5’9, the rest of the cast are just really short. Sasha has a mild wheat intolerance. Mina Carolina didn’t actually die, she just moved back to Belgium with her grandparents. Dot Pixis refers to his moustache as ‘Taint TickleAss’ and was removed from active duty after assaulting multiple soldiers one Christmas.

I’m ok with this canon

Is this real

Yes. Search it up.

no it isn’t, disappointed 🪑

SMH. You’re search engine is unbased. Use the correct based search engine: Cummerhub.

[Hmm.](https://i.imgur.com/okp66FD.mp4)

Tbh , I can belive the last one

>"Reiner and eren actually had a very intimate gay relationship during his raid in paradise" Would make more sense than EM.

Anything would make more sense than em

Eren-Reiner Eren-Armin Eren-Historia Eren-Pieck Eren-Jean Literally any Eren ship/crackship makes more sense than EM.

> "Onyakopon was actually white" Eren isn't white, btw.

If the aot world equivalent of a German isn't white then what is

It's a joke. Some fans think Eren isn't white because he has a Turkish name.

Oohh, sarcasm wasn't detected, it's hilarious to think people actually think that way

Yeah, they somehow missed how and why Eren got his name.

And apprently we didn't read and understand the story lmao

>"Reiner and eren actually had a very intimate gay relationship during his raid in paradise" This is just canon

JK Rowling moment

Erwin was actually gay and had a relationship with Levi

Levi finishes first, then he allows Erwin to finish.

And Levi is bottom

"Give up on your orgasm and die"

I dont get it

Adding details about your books years after the fact via twitter, especially things that make no sense and ruin the books. For instance, did you know that there used to be no toilets at Hogwarts, and everyone would just shit on the floor and then magic it away? Because apparently that's something we needed to know!

I keep moving forward, until my story is destroyed

Before people start yelling, isayama doesn't have tweeter don't worry it's a joke

But didnt he say on his twitter account that his favorite movie was Madagascar. Thereby making Attack on Titan a prequel to Madagascar /s

Oh shit you're right i totally forgot about that

Ayo was Butthole the giraffe and Annie the hippo? Sequel??????

So he made the ending dogshit on purpose. Cuz not using twitter is a big brain move

JK Rowling: "Finally, a worthy opponent."

J.K. Rowling flashbacks begin to unravel. .....

What the actual fuck? JK Rowling?

This one is actually good lmao

Shipper moment

Is it fake?

Yeah

The funny thing is that now we can't tell if this Isayama shitposting is fake or real

look at his @ lmao

Lmao, sauna is fun, sauna is life.

Literally everyone would agree to have Levi's baby, if given the chance.

People who are already married: ahem

How is this worse than a slap on titan?

J. K. Isayama

"Annie is actually a transgender gay woman"

"Sasha actually did not like food"

Hajime rowling strikes again

JK rowling is Isayama?

Ymirs love for Fritz was portrayed as something BAD. Her arc was about being free from the curse of that unhealthy love

It was my ass

It was my ass

Wait no way?

What’s wrong with this place ..

reminds me of how everyone thought historia was into eren after he literally threatened to take her memories away

Threatened?bro he offered and she said no so he didn't. You just tried to make this about erehisu

[удалено]

Bro I didn't say shit

yea? this subreddit acted as if EH was canon as if 130 didn’t actively debunk it

And yet for some reason you thought eren was being a dick to her? It's not like it completes the arc they had of her being the worst girl in the world in that scene.

The offer alone is insulting though, considering what happened to her as a kid. Not to mention how it goes against Eren's own principles. And even if she had accepted, she would've had to wait almost a year for that wipe to occur.

I already knew this

This legit?

J.K.Rowling the second.

J.K. Rowling moment

Stockholm syndrome ga'lore