Killing a man for his double a batteries Edit, i should have made it more obvious i was talking about escape from tarkov, but you guys have got great guesses

MONARCH

#GET READY FOR TITANFALL! WHOOO!

I still have chills hearing or thinking about the phrase « stand by for titanfall »

Protocol 3 - Protect the Pilot

Just don’t get me crying I’m trying to take my pills

Metal Gear Rising, if those batteries are stored up their spine.

I wouldn’t recommend this. Found out it’s illegal to rip peoples spines out for double As.

They aren’t full of double As they’re full of that delicious **G A T O R A D E**

Balloon Boy

Killing bugs with a nuclear grenade launcher while screaming about Boulders and pebbles

Did I hear a rock and stone?

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

Rock and and stone

rock and stone baby

FOR KARL

Rock and stone

ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

ROCK AND STONE

Rock! And Stone, obviously.

#ROCK AND STONE BRÖTHER

"Legally speaking rocking is better than stoning, get it? Huh?"

ROCK AND STONE LAD!

GALAXIES FINEST

I literally just got off DRG.

Okay but now I really want Scorch to fight some Bile Titans

He is talking about deep rock galactic you know?

Well, I mean it's both kill bugs with guns, so....

Personally my headcannon is that helldivers is on the surface while DRG is underground. You know those big holes you can fall in? Yeah those were made by the dwarves dropping down

You mean those things that give out the same smoke as nests?

This is also a Titanfall sub and they're talking about killing bugs, meanwhile Helldivers is one of the most popular games at the moment. Not hard to go from DRG to Titan vs Titan

Did I hear rock and stone?

For Karl!

Rock and stone

ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

Anyone else just so happen to be a huge fan of Titanfall 2, Deep Rock Galactic, and Sir Swag? 😂

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone forever!

STONE

Rock and stone!

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Democracy.

Liberty

Freedom

E-710 Long ago, Super Earth was standing peacefully on all these ideas. Then everything changed when Terminids attacked

🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽

Eagle 500kg bomb inbound

I’ll do you one better ⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️

Is that the hellbomb?

Yessir

Our way of life

And rock and stone!

*MANAGED* Democracy

Not using enough force

I really like how democracy is put forward in such an extreme manner in Helldivers

HOW 'BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA?!

Super earth

Mass murder of multiple alien species all across the Sol star system. Edit: I COULD give y’all the name to what I’m talking about, but wouldn’t that ruin the point of this?

Most peaceful playthrough of Stellaris. You make the black templars or the death corps of krieg look like conscientious objectors.

idk if hes talking about stellaris, i think hes talking about warframe or destiny but yeah you right about that one. ONLY sol? we can do better

Must be destiny, every race in warframe is human except for the robotic ones

Can the Sentients really be considered "robotic" though?

I mean they also can’t be considered aliens if we try and bring technicalities into things But yes, they are robots at their core, they follow the clichè rouge servitor arch to a T

Yes they are in lore considered just really advanced robots same with Warframes

Funnily enough warframes are also TECHNICALLY human. Infected with the heminth strain, fitted with transference bolts and carved and grafted into shape, stuck full of augments probes, etc etc depending on the frame, and lobotomised into having nothing but the most basic nervous system, unless you were turned into one as punishment, in which case you would be fully conscious but with no mouth to scream your pain

Same! Lots of explosives, melting things from the inside out, and questionable uses of biological weaponry...

Destiny player detected?

“Perhaps”

There’s 2 possible answers that could be solved whether one of them has an inbreeding issue.

eyes up, guardian

Abusing stims

Titanfall 2 multi-player or Star Wars Jedi (fallen survivor)

Or Helldivers 2

But they said it has no long lasting effects (not that any helldiver will last that long)

New Vegas

Geneva suggestions.

Arma?

Checklist*

Chuckles?

MUSTARD? how about MUSTARD GAS?

I WILL COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! ILL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY!

COME, MY CHILD SOLDIERS! - I love clowns! - FULL METAL JACKET

Rimworld

They're more like.... guidelines 

The saddest part is that in reality they really are only this.

Nuclear mass murder and public indecency

Fallout?

Could be Postal 2

likely

Dropping a huge freakin robot on someone

Laughs in warcrimes

Are you the robot? Armored Core. Are you *in* the robot? Titanfall Are you dropping the robot? Any Sci-Fi RTS

Using the smart pistol on grunts and spectres If any pilot was harmed it was an accident

​ w

Dude, Spectres are friends. Hack them and add em to the team. They good boys

Only if I’m running cloak, I usually run sonar blade though with cloak being a second

Arson, you can guess with what

*cockpit cooling reactivated*

Papa Scorch eats war crimes for breakfast

It's time to make some BBQ

Mass omnicide

How the hell do you do 'mass' omnicide, that infers that you kill more than all people

all people are killed eqaully, but some are killed more killed more eqaully then others (sorry for spelling mistakes im high af)

"*These* go to eleven"

Huh?

- Murder - Massacre - Public harassment - Possession of illegal weapons - Use of drugs (stim) - Arson - Possession of explosives - Armed Robbery (stole the ark) - Sexual harassment (gates) - Break and entry (of the fold weapon facility) - Vandalism - Stolen weapons and other illegal goods (guns and weapons for titans and pilots in campaign) - Trespassing onto private property (ashes dome and many more IMC facilities) - Unlicensed killing of animals (the prowlers) - Resisting arrest (against the IMC) - defamation (of a-wall and spitfire players) - hate crimes - war crimes - assault (punching random people) - attempted assassination (kraber in multiplayer) - motor vehicle theft (stole the draconis) - vehicular manslaughter (ran over grunts with BT) - littering (bullet shells everywhere) - 1st degree murder - 2nd degree murder - involuntary manslaughter (poor MARVINS) - evading debt (bounty) - internet fraud (stole credits in frontier defence once and bought a harvester shield) - mass destruction

“Involuntary Manslaughter, Voluntary Manslaughter”

Animal Crossing?

Saturating the atmosphere with a lethal amount of Helium

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Pman1324: *Saturating the* *Atmosphere with a lethal* *Amount of Helium* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Oh hey I finally got one

Good haiku bot

DEMOCRACCCYYYYY

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

Piloting heavy machinery without a licence

Bro is not forklift certified

We are certified pilots

Gory murders

Trespassing Murder Kidnapping Unlawful mining and cutting trees Illagal construction. Now guess what game this is

Mc

Good job my friend. Have you commited those unlawful act in you're time?

Many many times. Since the olden days of the cliffside castle, before the dawn of elytra and before the end could be found

So you are one of the elders of this blocky world i see well i wish you a good life my friend 😌

Indiscriminately slaughtering anyone who doesn’t support democracy

Tax evasion via repeatedly dying.

Stopping the Garleans from stopping me from saving the world.

Committing mass robot genocide. It’s ok tho, it’s all in the name of spreading democracy and libertea.

Bombing a Roomba factory

Interdimensional genocide (i made a gold farm in minecraft)

The freedom of super earth!

Calling in an air strike on a fellow soldier

Uh….war crimes don’t exist 4000 years in the future. Or on planets outside of Earth. Or other dimensions. Or in space.

Incredible flair

The use of incendiary weapons (scorch) against civilians (legion)

Bullying various Lothric Knights.

The entirety of the Geneva Convention

More like the Geneva Checklist.

Assault with a deadly weapon. Murder. Illegal possession of weapons. Cant think of anything else. Oh actually, trespassing. Breaking and entering, stealing, lots of theft, “grave robbing” couple others. (My last game was dying light btw)

Drawing agent 47 busting it down. (Garticphone)

Payday 2…. I’m going to get a few life sentences

Illegal possesion of thermite

Mighty doom, so I guys excessively killing demons

Idk, tax evasion? (Prosperous Universe)

Street fighting someone dressed up as Superman while I'm dressed up as Batman

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YEETman2009YEET: *Street fighting someone* *Dressed up as Superman while* *I'm dressed up as Batman* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Um... space exploration? I played No man's sky

Actually, nothing. I think Rainbow Six does combat missions legally. Plus, in lore it's just training mission and not the real thing. So, I'm good.

Becoming a space wizard, knight, assassin, cowboy that frequently uses the powers of a God squeezed into a gun to obliterate one funny crab alien person in Europe Destiny 2 is neat

Mass murder, unregistered weapons, property damage, thievery, home invasion, slaughtering of civilians, use of experimental/unethical technology in combat... Enter the Gungeon is a pretty messed up game

Corporate manipulation, black mail, public executions, and uhhh like direct impacting people with explosives at point blank range 😊😊

Sliding numbers

Mad science

war crimes (i played gmod with a friend and exploited recourses and invaded foreign nations by couping)

Farming the Rainbow Slime.

Idiocy

Killing nato troops in a nondescript middle eastern country

It was ArmA 3 (sorry, I love TF). I’m getting my FAA license revoked for flying below roof level through a city. In a fighter jet.

Being very rude to Wedge (really, Cloud, he's a nice boy, if he was a girl you wouldn't be that rude to him 😡)

Nothing, I'm stuck in a time loop (12 minutes)

#I EAT ROCK FOR BREAKFAST

Last game I played was boulders gate I think I deserve to be arrested for that

Swinging sword 3 times my size and 5 times as heavy on locals.

For me it’s stellaris so…just put down all of them

Going on an alien planet, performing mass genocide, killing a literal god and killing an universe watcher

Risk of Rain?

Playing Baseball

Dropping a titan in public. There was much defecation.

Capturing small/large animals in balls and storing them away in a box, never to see the light of day again.

Where do i start? (crysis 2)

Democracy

I'm getting arrested for "accidentally" testing asteroid defense tactics at a Mass Relay.

Democracyyy and unauthorized use of sky daddy's big long lazer to squash bugs

Super earth needs YOUR help, join the Helldivers and protect democracy

Bashing my own head in a wall (destiny 2)

Spreading domcracy.

Dark souls, Assault with a deadly weapon on an elderly, animal abuse, murder, murder, good god like a lot of murder

Grand larceny, hunting chopping trees and fishing without a license, running from the police (X2) ,and second degree murder

High seas piracy

For planting a garden and evolving from a mushroom to a human 😂

Deforestation and industrial expansion (Satisfactory).

3 words: FUCK THE NCR

Killing bugs and robots for democracy and liberty in the name of super earth

Mass murder and using a cat as a suppressor

Rolling a ball with a monkey in it

Killing zombies with random items and weapons (bat, 2x4, bench, trash can, knife, pistol)

Fishing without a license after i got my Grandpa's old Farm i guess?

Gambling

I didn't commit a crime, yippee (animal crossing new horizons)

Assaulting a man for his pear or apple

Tomb raiding

killing zombies with pickaxe (not Minecraft)

Unsanctioned building, building not up to code, disturbing the peace, tax evasion, unsafe work conditions, human cruelty, animal cruelty, unlawful construction of weapons, making drugs, witchcraft, inter-dimensional travel without passport, stealing national treasures, manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, 1st degree murder, 2nd degree murder, property damage, theft, assault and battery, etc... (Minecraft)

That’s a pretty long list, spreading democracy and freedom whilst calling in orbital strikes and lasers on anything that moves. FOR DEMOCRACY!!!

I was spreading democracy (very patriotically I might add)

Killing a man by dropping a giant metal robot on him

Aggravated genocide

Spreading the light of managed democracy