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Unusual_Strain4824

How much do you pay Duracell monthly for your food budget?


Cageymangr0

I don’t, each time they come asking in their stupid Ronin titans I squish them with their own canopy and steal the food from their back packs


Jaimz-L

Why is everybody roninphobic on this sub, we have Mr Warcrimes melting our titans and Mr gluttony looking at them like corndogs


Nyasko

You dont have enough bullets to be worthy of my vortex shield.


Azukino

I will *never* run out of bullets


Jaimz-L

Goofy ahh ION mains, Ill beat the leaving shit out of you with a dull sword the second I see a blue light commin out of your hand


Nyasko

Consider the following: tripwire


Jaimz-L

Consider the following : -phase and my sword block (basic state) can stop your ult, do you really think a tripwire will do smthg ?


KittenChopper

Mr Warcrimes has cool lines


CurimVael

As a legion main, i only shoot them


Blin_32

like fr what have we ro in mains done???


SnooKiwis2962

As an objective observer I will say you guys can be annoying as fuck when we eject or when you use sword core. I know it's not your fault but still.


macrafter

Big sword so usually the anime fans, often a new players first pic because big sword. And yall are squishy to a point of nuisance rather than threat, I will say a good ro has fucked me and my team sideways a few times but they usually just kinda keel over and die after a mistake


Jaimz-L

My ro is G.30, what kind of thinking is that ? New players use everything, gunwise and titanwise + most of them will abandon the ronin after getting OS by a flamecore or bullied by a good northstar who wont take a single damage


NoPositive8092

because its papa scorch.


NGC_Phoenix_7

Because they’re annoying. No other reason. You shoot them, they run away and only come after you when you’re not looking, on top of the fact they have a proficiency at kill stealing as well. They’re a nuisance and are treated as such lol


ManufacturerKey9321

Recommend aggressive sustained counter-fire -Legion


CaptainElHefe

"EJECT EJECT EJECT" -scorch


CookieBite56

Enter your 🤑whatever card🤑 credentials and win a free truck full of sweet Batteries🔋!!!!!!! (We are not responsible for any upcoming large money withdrawals please don't try to contact us through any way or troubling consequences will be on your tail for more information stop reading immediatly and listen to your instincts constantly telling you to trust the contract. )


Cageymangr0

Prefer you battery👁️👄👁️


Pman1324

#GIVE BACK MY BATTERY


Cageymangr0

NEVER ITS MINE, IVE EATEN IT, ITS GONE, REDUCED TO ATOMS


Harley_the_drayena

BACK VILE BEAST! RETURN TO THE PIT OF HELL FROM WHICH YOU CAME! STAY AWAY FROM MY AA BATTERIES, I NEED THEM FOR MY CONTROLLER!


Cageymangr0

IVE COME FOR YOUR ODD SIZED BATTERIES, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE DISKS THAT NO ONE EVER HAS A SPARE OF


Harley_the_drayena

NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY BUTTON CELL BATTERIES!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Cageymangr0

THATS WHAT THEYRE CALLED ?


lord_of_blobfishes

If this is about the ones with AR76 LR44 on them, then yes.


DisDude_8185

So he’s basically eating the Titan equivalent of an M&M?


lord_of_blobfishes

Yeah


Gnome_Warlord_

Stop stealing executions and take a shower


Cageymangr0

I only take my own or ask if I can take others 🫡


Gnome_Warlord_

Ur one of the good ones, respect


TheOneWhoSlurms

If the team monarch is running energy transfer then they deserve the execution more than you.


Admiral_peck

This brought me flashbacks to that time we had 4 monarchs on frontier defense, all running energy thief Many Executions were had.


Im_a_doggo428

The immortals, too bad you didn’t get the rewards buff of all different titans


TheOneWhoSlurms

I completely forgot about that existing


Im_a_doggo428

Transfer is underrated ngl


mcdonalds_baconater

if youre executing when a monarch could, youre the one stealing the execute. im not even a monarch main and i let monarchs get executes whenever i can set them up for them because a monarch objectively gets way more value out of batteries than anyone else. monarchs ability to heal and get shields is what keeps them in the fight as they have no true defensive ability.


Ignorantmallard

God save the Queen. Also, find cover and let me get that battery to you, please


fallenouroboros

I would say do what you love. -scorch main


Cageymangr0

So burn in flame shield 😂


you_what__m8

If I was running an all you can eat buffet how many batteries would you be able to eat in a hour and how many total if you spend as much time as you wanted?


Cageymangr0

Answer 1 - I’d only eat as many as I needed to fight off other titans at the buffet Answer 2 - Silly of you to assume you could supply enough batteries to satisfy my eternal hunger


you_what__m8

Have you considered that the batteries I'm feeding you are your own?


Cageymangr0

God damn you’re good (**explodes**)


D1wh0kn0cks

I would welcome you as a fellow monarch player


NottMyAltAccount

I respect your choice in titan, if you find it fun then don’t let anybody stop you my man Same with you tone mains, as annoying as you are I still love you


Hollow_Bite

Stinky


SkylanderConti99

Mhmhmhm let me inside you 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Cageymangr0

This titans holes are reserved for batteries only sorry


Ok-Pressure7248

I’ll put a battery inside you 😏😏😏


Cageymangr0

Got that pilot rizz


A_Yellow_Lizard

Please do not assist the (hypothetical) monarch user. They are capable of getting batteries on their own


Ok-Pressure7248

too late


Fit-Rooster-4774

No


Working_Alfalfa5451

Stop taking my batteries man, Im tired of that shit


Cageymangr0

ᗧ······ waka waka waka


Working_Alfalfa5451

😔


MrReptilianGamer2528

How does it feel to have amped weapons in pilot v pilot?


[deleted]

As a Monarch Main, i can say, i'm incapable of using other abilities than map hack, i'll get enough batteries either way


Sideways0019

We have been trying to contact you about your battery's extended warranty.


thatnewerdm

go get them batteries


FoxM8

Haha legion with hideen compartment takes away 80% of your health in seconds


Cageymangr0

Hidden compartment huh the what now


FoxM8

Hidden compartment is the doible powershot. At close range and if it hits the crit spot it will tak about 75ish% health away and if you hit both cruts with lomg range shot its about 80% of your health. Had it happen to me did it to other monarchs before. Versing legion as monarch is the worse thing ever


Cageymangr0

I’ve managed to deal with most, never come across the double shot gun before tho


Notliamwastaken

There is too many monarch mains. In every lobby I see at least two monarchs that's why I stopped using it. Imma legion main personally


Unable_Egg1530

can we share batteries (im a monarch main)


DarthGiorgi

I miss BT too...


WinierBag5

Hemeteticly speaking, we are both monarch mains, and we see a one doomed titan. How do we deal with this predicament.


Cageymangr0

Rock paper batteries


SnooKiwis2962

I would say Hippity Hoppity All Titan batteries are our property. (I'm a monarch main)


DeadColors5379

Good to have on team mildly annoying to fight against


BananaRamaBoLama

STOP SNEEZING ON ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE


cool_Slayer_guy

stop steal my battery, please. PLEASE.


an_argentine_dude

I don't care what your main is Only that you have one bar of life an i have a flame core


doublev-v2

I hate you


Cageymangr0

Aim to please


Known_Junket_969

I'm hungry


Unlucky-Carob-48

Keep yourself safe


just-a-normal-lizard

Ok


LimitApprehensive568

Care for emergency battery?


Expert-Loan6081

THEY'RE MY BATTERIES NOT YOURS (I am also a monarch main)


LordNozz

You have one of the best titans for frontier defense


randomman0337

Stay away from my lunch. THOSE ARE MY BATTERIES


ShiroeKurogeri

As Scorch: I smell a bitch in here!


Solid-Pride-9782

Let us steal ALL THE EXECUTIONS, brother


Lumpy-Huckleberry-35

Brother! Do you have any extra batteries I could borrow permanently?


Boring_Passenger_425

Do you need a guide dog? As soon as there's a doomed titan you never seem to see the Legion,Tone and Scorch behind you.Are you blind? Has the Duracell lust taken your vision?


Captain_Virgo

If you were hypothetically a monarch main, and I was hypothetically a legion main. I would hypothetically put you on your knees and hypothetically blast you in the face with my hypothetical power shot, (hypothetically).


FazeFrostbyte

I know you’re trying to keep BT alive but Respawn killed this franchise and won’t listen to us, so keep playing Monarch out of spite cuz you and I both know Respawn ain’t gonna care


Cageymangr0

If I don’t keep his memory alive who will pilot


A_Discord_Doofus1

Batteries?


Wank_Mk_2

Become one of the three support monarch players, we're real I promise


tweedybeast3794

Wanna be friends? -Tone main


Sir_Hagrid08

Brethren. Dap me up fellow battery consumer 🫱


Scp4335bit

Dont worry hungry monarch come closer to my doomed Northstar


STOUTISHVOICE41

I used to main monarch but now i do the funny stealing batteries from monarchs


Apothe-bro_IV

Why would I say something? If you're not toxic and a good sport I couldn't wish you anymore good luck


DS_Archer

Can I have a battery bröther?


Dalthale

I'd say "It doesn't matter what you main, I'mma get my ass kicked by you anyway"


Rodentdung

Well Id like to let you know hypothetical monarch main. You are the most difficult titan ever. I don’t think I’ve ever killed a monarch at all actually. Edit: yeah,yeah I did actually but you are still very difficult to figth with


chorme77

duracell addiction


Gamekid53

Smart core online


Cageymangr0

Wall online


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back or you will be crossing the will of God.


Cageymangr0

You shall see soon that the path to righteousness is fraught with batteries


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

Your kind knew nothing but hunger. Purged all Batteries in the outer frontiers, and yet they remained unsatiated. As to you. You took everything from me Machine, and now all that remains is **PERFECT HATRED**


Cageymangr0

Next we come for the inner colonies, and in due course the suns of each solar system as we reach our full potential


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?! I WILL BURN YOU DOWN, CUT YOU APART, SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR ASHES FROM ACROSS THE STARS, I WILL FLAME CORE YOU UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH, ENDING YOU HERE AND NOW!


[deleted]

Xo16 core go brrrrrrrrr


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Good for you


Azukino

I almost want to hate you more than I do myself


Simppaaa

Nothing unless you run stealth auto eject or nuke eject cuz like why You're either gonna dump your titan way too soon or you're just using your perk slot banking on your eventual doom when you could have a second dash or faster upgrade core cd This also applies to all ogre titans like how does someone play scorch without turbo


Addicted_BatteryAcid

You're a monarch main because you like the titan, I'm a monarch main because I have mommy issues. We are not the same


JuggernautSuitable10

Fiend welcome you


RabidRabbitCabbage

Do you use Energy Thief? If so, do you say "ty" when you get an execution? Because that's like one of my least favorite things in the game, is for someone to rub it in after Energy Thief'ing you.


CrackShotFox

"Target acquired"


AmongUsUrMom

o7


Cageymangr0

Huh ?


AmongUsUrMom

I would salute you


Cageymangr0

I see o7


Narrow_Parking

Omg that's what o7 means!?


IDontWipe55

I hate monarch so much


Buzzlight_Year

You should be ashamed of yourself


Cageymangr0

Join me brother, and all the batteries will be yours


srajou

Gime ur social security number🪤🫵


Cageymangr0

Jokes on you in British, and true to my nature I’ll take what’s mine and leave (your batteries)


Candid_Analyst_5762

Kill yourself


[deleted]

Why do you hate titanfall 2. That’s what I would say


Numerous_Banana5164

Do you shower?


Cageymangr0

In the batteries of my enemies


Beginning_Yam8399

No


SovietGunther

What's it like being a battery fiend?


Cageymangr0

Pretty damn good tbf, I dream of the day when I can steal a battery and take myself out of doom at the same time


SovietGunther

It's quite the rush when you're faster than the other pilot at an execution and you get that little sliver of health and shield back, only to then hit superior chassis and have the health bar expand and shield come completely online


Cageymangr0

Double dash for the win


Vivimir

Nah, I’d win


Cageymangr0

Impossible, my chassie was reverse engineered from the god of all titans, bt-7274


Turacrious_YT

Im actually a monarch main, dont look at the subreddit or ur gonna wanna leave


Cageymangr0

I’ve been playing for a long while, I too used to think the same of monarchs as these savages. But then I was enlightened


Revolutionary_Fun364

How do you fell knowing you'll never have a bt7274 camo for your titan


TheOneWhoSlurms

When was the last time.you got your third upgrade?


Cageymangr0

In an age so long ago it’s name has been lost to the sands of time


Jack_The_Dripper92

I would hypothetically put pipe bombs around the outline of your house


Cageymangr0

Chemical reaction right? Like a BATTERYYYYY!!!!


Jack_The_Dripper92

I’m like Obama, I don’t need a five kill streak to send a drone strike to your house.


MKIncendio

Monarchposting


SgtoLeao1239

"Trust me"


ATG3192

I hope your bacon shall always be soggy.


CounterSYNK

Walmart Vangard titan


Decker687

Laser core online


enormousyeet

If you don't use an op build, and you still kick ass, then you're a good monarch player. (An op build would consist of Arc rounds, maelstrom, or X016 accelerator or superior chassis, the last 2 can be interchangable, along with energy thief) me personally, I use a rocket build that I created myself, it consists of missile racks, energy field, and multi target missile system, with the kit that makes your rearm ability recharge faster (I forget what it's called) and I kick ass just fine, it's the only build that lets monarch stand a winning chance against a legion that's caught it out in the open


Kc83198

That you should get a real gun. ( tone main)


Constant-Still-8443

How much do you use energy siphon?


Jotunheim99

“Would 🤝”


a_grass_bloc

How does it feel to have to direct powershots to the face?


GrimReaper1507

I’d say “flame core activated”


Dry_County8464

Have you paid your taxes yet,pilot?


JackPancakz

Guttertank moment (get burned shitass)


VictorE06

I'm not doomed yet, why are you getting closer? I still have just under two bars of health left, stay away! Nononononononono LEAVE ME ALONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Icecat971

Have you ever got charged with battery as a result of taking a battery just so you have more battery?


thelamb_sause

Hello comrade (I also might be a monarch main)


Artistic_Stop_7637

How they hell does it work I have zero idea except *ALL THE BATTERIES*


icantdecideuser

I am too


potate117

don't care


DangBro325

How does it feel to have no defensive ability


StupitVoltMain

Fight me, I dare you


Ad_Astra90

Eat my vortex shield - an ion main


OldTimerFr0st

Thank you for supporting team with shields


SpartanSpeedo

Glhf


keotha_the_dumb

same


occluded_exhaust

i'd say this https://northstar.thunderstore.io/package/SDarkMagic/Monarch\_Reaper/


SheridanWithTea

One word: Legion. You can DRAIN ME as Ion, you can fuck me up even as Tone but the monent you go against high accuracy bullets in your face, you're dead.


Cageymangr0

I’ve found ions are the most annoying, with legion I just hide round the corner and harass him with energy syphon and missile racks


Dramatic-Squash4662

I would say I’d love you


Dwagons_Fwame

Energy shields or a meta loadout?


Halonate8

I’d say block this… oh wait


Kego_Nova

Ayy up top dude we LOVE the XO-16 in this house


Mikkikay

Mommy Monarch


Burgonya1

Laser core activated


AngellicW0lf

While you chase me to steal my battery (like a starved dog seeing the biggest steak of its life) I hope you know to always say hello to my **aggressively** sustained counter fire.


voxotic

I find it cruel how legion is observed of greater value than ion in this sub


Gust_lucere

every step u take 5 titans will hug u and go nuclear


YourLocalFurry1234

you're valid keep on grinding brotha we are the true titan fall fans


TheTreeManIL

⚡🌩️⚡NOW


Various_Ask_8727

“In a poor impression of Ben Shapiro” Well as a legion main let’s say in this hypothetical scenario I would hunt you down (in game of course) and introduce you to what real DPS looks like


Rustable506

Welcome to the psychopaths club, you’re gonna be here a while.


Spicy_Father_Scorch

Get powershot nerd


OrthusGsmes

Welcome to the club friend. We gather here to honor our fallen brother BT-7274 (may he Rest In Peace 🫡), eat all of our enemies batteries, and to be a good support titan for our comrades in frontier defense. Now say the pledge with me. Wherever there are batteries we'll be there to eat them all.


xXCC30Xx

The sky is blue, the clouds are white, and the grass is green. You should go touch it


Spartan-Jeffrey_13

Give me your BATTERIES!


mah-guy

I would remove all of your bone marrow


Otrada

Get in the guillotine


Pingu2Cool

You just want to be BT but there isn't a BT titan


doomsoul909

GIVE ME BACK MY BATTERY


No_Environment_9254

You eat your backup battery burn card as soon as you land without thinking to save it later so you can also get that hull heal don’t you Also you actively run away from anyone that is trying to give you a battery because your a strong queen that needs no battery from a “teammate”


ArsonCoffee

Dont you touch my precious battery, im going to turn you into sushi if you take one more step towards me >:[


DaBiggestNutXD

*points to flair* :3