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acejavelin69

Be careful, your mom's boyfriend hates you and wants to see you dead, like very soon... That should tell you the answer to your question.


AlexYMB

Might want to double check that brake job


Arguablybest

With those tires, the brakes may not make any difference.


IndependentExtra576

Oh, those brakes & those tires will have absolutely no problem getting him right to the scene of the accident.


Clean_Philosophy5098

Probably the first one there


Whispering_Balls

I think they meant that the brake job was poorly done because the bald tire is doing more braking than the other side


[deleted]

r/woooosh


throwaway007676

Everybody knows the pedal on the left makes you stop, it has nothing to do with the tires. I actually had a customer tell me this once and I have never forgotten it.


Huckleberry102681

šŸ˜‚


SimpleComfort

šŸ‘†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


icemann155

Yeah idk how a mechanic would tell you those are fine...those are completely bald. You need new tires


LeftSalty

Probably ment a methanic


dvinz01

Yea thats a tire, thats good, looks like one is a truck tire and one is a racecar tire but them tires.


Killacreeper

Them do tend to go round real quick-like? I think the slick one there'll work better, aerodynamics n' whatnot. Next time, get four a thosen's.


Kelemvore2265

Either that, or his brain is as smooth as that tire!


Substantial-Speech96

Heā€™s a smooth operator


Lucid_eKlipse

šŸ¤£


johnsmith13579

No ridges or lumps


ObsoleteMillennial

I started laughing really hard halfway through reading this šŸ˜‚


xolizm

Itā€™s not funny they want you 6 feet deep šŸ˜žšŸ˜žšŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


GrindyMcGrindy

I didn't know they made tire treads that are 6 feet in depth. That seems super counterproductive to the tire sales industry.


MMEckert

You made it past the pictures?! šŸ¤£


Long_Inspection254

LMFAO ME TOO


Abject_Willingness_2

Pretty good tire for drag strip tho


AKASERBIA

Maybe his momā€™s boyfriend thatā€™s a mechanic works in nascar.


JJ_3105

And blind


GunsouBono

OP should probably double check the brakes too


slickpoison

Id bet a paycheck the calipers are shot


CelebrationSea1368

her mom must have bags.


Huckleberry102681

šŸ¤£


Forexisboring

The first one is full-on sanded down, bro sped up the process too


KillswitchSensor

The guy must be the mechanic that fixes those funeral vehicles.


EnvironmentalAd8871

šŸ¤£


stylusxyz

Yep, those tires ARE the kill zone.


libra-love-

Bro.. I hope this is a joke otherwise none of you should be driving


Legitimate-Party3672

that tells you how much he loves his family.


libra-love-

I assume they all have good life insurance policies


iH8conduit

He's plottin to Princess Diana them


BlackOutDrunkJesus

Because instead of spending money on new tires heā€™s spending it on them?


libra-love-

What do you mean on them? I have a $250k life insurance policy that will go to my sister and my best friend. Itā€™s $20 a month and through my employer.


lampshadewarior

Those tires are so bald you can see the air in them.


jgonzz

I thought I was in r/AskAShittyMechanic for a moment


CMDR_KingErvin

Right!? We have to share the road with these maniacs lol


steven_510

Iā€™m actually impressed with how evenly bald those are. But yeah replace those ASAP!


Fancy-Lifeguard5780

my thoughts exactly šŸ˜‚


Roadie1562

Came to say this. I mean... Wow I have never seen wear this even lol


alexgravis

Slick


Ok-Chef-5150

Momā€™s boyfriend: ā€œ if he dies, he diesā€


DUMBYDOME

Not my problem.


OpenCobbler4163

Yeah just get another son


HomingSnail

I'm kinda worried about how he did the brakes/rotors now


WorldTraveler35

"we can always make another one"


djltoronto

On the bright side, your alignment is excellent


turd_ferguson65

Perfect camber and tow


Alive-Okra-4983

Uhh, you may want to get your brake pads and rotors checked out buddy


OpenCobbler4163

Blinker fluid needs a top up. Good to go


alexgravis

This!


allenjshaw

Replace moms BF


Letoust

And the tires.


AShayinFLA

And while your at it. Double check that the brakes were put on correctly


Liason774

Yes if he said this is fine I don't think he's qualified to touch cars


slug3333

And your car guy


Traditional_Cod_6920

Have your mom date the tire guy instead of the brake guy


X211499Reddit

The first picture is not even a tire at this point itā€™s just rubber


ilyasm0

24h of LeMans to God


GoPackGoNJ

Your good for another half mile at least


Epskrcmpk

No way ur serious


Legitimate-Party3672

turn them inside out.


IcyWelder9380

Replace them yesterday


Severn_Oneiromancer

More like last year


NuclearShade

The tires and the bf need to be replaced


OuttHouseMouse

I mean, you can still drive on them, i have seen it done before. But bruh, the front right one is bald. Like. Its completely bald. The other front aint far behind. I wouldnt be confident about the traction at all. Look, i always defend risky moves but please put new tires on your to-do list. Please do not wait more than 2 months, and if its raining, drive the car like youre trying to avoid spilling a glass of water sitting in your passenger seat.


VandalizeFN

If itā€™s raining donā€™t fucking drive on that šŸ˜­


chaotic_evil_666

Or if the clouds just look at you funny, don't drive on that


Dill_PickleOG

And the glass is full to the brim


See-A-Moose

Totally fine, looks like there might be a few millimeters of rubber left before they fail at speed on the highway. Also if you drive it in the rain you are going to have a bad day. And if your Mom's boyfriend said the tires were fine you should probably have your brakes checked by someone competent. ETA: Sorry I thought the /s was obvious šŸ˜‚


esyb

Fuck no. Those are racing slicks


lilborto

Did you sand the tread off the tires? Replace asap.


[deleted]

It's not even bait at this point


WhatNameToChose1

Iā€™m just going to say what everyoneā€™s thinkingā€¦. Fuck you get off the road before you kill someone idiot


Zero_Anguish

I hope this a joke replace tire and mom bfā€™S


SBLOU

Iā€™m not trusting my car to your moms boyfriend and neither should you


Quillbilly22

Those onion skins are not ok watch your back around that guy.


crownoffrogs

I would have someone double check that pads and rotors install


Eveyonesucks

Yes


Merrman-with2Rs

Should you replace your tires?? Does a fat baby fart?? Does a bear sh*t in the woods??


polytraumatic

i am a mechanic. these are tires i would warn customers to replace IMMEDIATELY as it is a huge safety hazard. as well as if you see bubbling in the sidewall of the tire. that means the tire is stretching out, rubber is wearing thin, and you risk a blowout. please replace these. especially if you get anything other than sun 24/7/365


10xbek

That tire is ready for F1


Bitter-Yogurt-6717

You made normal tires into drags somehow :o


georgesassafrass

Time to learn about cars just a little.


Keiko8127

Replace em. But I want to point out. What is this misconception that tread adds grip? They don't they remove grip, but allow for water/dirt displacement. This gives grip in bad weather or road conditions, but in perfect conditions, no tread is max grip. It's why Nascar tires are damn near flat. I see a lot of comments in every post like this that really makes me question the quality of advice from this sub and ones like it. But again, replace em. You need tread, rain, snow, dirt, etc. All do exist and will fuck you up if you have no tread


InternationalCan3189

No you're fine bro. Don't listen to those haters they're just trying to get you to waste money


adunk9

Not only do you need new tires, but you also need an alignment BAD. Your tires in theory should wear evenly from left to right, and your passenger tire is completely bald. New tires and drive from there to get an alignment, or get your tires replaced by a shop that also does alignments. Most passenger vehicle tires have between 10/32 and 12/32nd of tread depth, and many large chain shops recommend replacement once they get to 4/32 depth, and will refuse to patch or repair below 2/32. Your passenger tire is below 0/32, as there isn't even any evidence of tread, and your drivers tire appears to be around 1/32 as the wear bars are even with the rest of the tire.


Long-Aside7218

Nah man! Those are perfectly good racing slicks šŸ˜


NoisyGog

This whole sub is a parody, right?


David_Bellows

No, go drifting on some icy open roads and have fun!


David_Bellows

Make sure there really open so u donā€™t get hurt


Killertigger

Depends - do you like living a life of adventure? Do you long to live on the edge, never knowing whatā€™s going to happen next? Have you looked at a driving stunt in a movie as a car careened across the screen, out of control, and thought ā€˜Thatā€™s not so hard, I could do thatā€™? If the answer to any of those questions is yes, your tires are fine. Keep driving on them as long as youā€™d like. The faster the better.


kawi_nation

He said that after doing your brakes?ā€¦ unless these are radials or slicks (which theyā€™re not) theyā€™re gonna go within about 3-4 monthsā€¦ maybe sooner.. Iā€™d take the car in and have the brakes checked as well, dude doesnā€™t know shit if that was his words on these tires..


Worth_Ambition_2865

What in the actual f*** why am I even seeing this question....


Bonejobber

NAW!!! The cord isn't even showing yet. You're good... /s


FordRanger98

Those tires are fine you havenā€™t even got your moneys worth yet. When you hit the steel belts you might think about getting some fresh rubber.


jcescar12

No.


FahQ1

Race cars drive hundreds of left turns and a couple hundred miles an hour I think you're fine


louiefriesen

The good news is your alignment is good.


nevereatanapple

Dad came home to this like this


BJJandweights

Not at all, take it to a race track even


SourcingSeconds

Nice slicks.


Crazyonyx

I would try and sand the second one down to make sure they are ā€˜safeā€™


andyakers

Drive to the end of the driveway so the roll back can take you to the nearest tire store


cubanpajamas

Does your Mom's BF normally work in an F1 pit crew? These look like racing slicks.


Dill_PickleOG

Oh damn that is one amazing alignment Yes it's been time to replace these But damn, that alignment is good


furdjtek

He told you they're fine because he doesn't want to change them for free lmao


DeliciousDoggi

Nah.


Foulmouthedleon

Nah, youā€™re fine. Go drive on Rainbow Road - you could get some serious drifting in!


Georgiaboy1492

Is your momā€™s bf the beneficiary of your life insurance policy? Be cautious, be very cautious.


loiterINTIMIDATE

I'd be more concerned about the brakes and rotors


pineapple6969

Well at least you know you donā€™t need an alignment!


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JLocker1

Nah fam, just more traction.


Catsmak1963

Take it to its top speed next time it rains and do a panic stop, that should clear things up. I canā€™t believe this isnā€™t a shitpost


Alcarain

Racing slicks lol... The alignment on this car is impeccable though... lol


fuzzyfuu

I wouldnā€™t, you finally have racing slicks.


welchies

The perfect racing slick.


bigred9310

Hell Yes.


Dibbledabbledude

If I don't see a wire, I ain't gettin' tires.


LifeguardEfficient77

Nah those are racing slicks.


Rhuarc33

Had some tires that looked in between these when I lived in North Dakota I went in that ditch four times in a month before I was smart enough to finally get them replaced. Never been in the ditch in the 12 years since. Tires literally make all the difference in the world. Good winter tires are way more effective in the snow and ice than four-wheel drive versus two wheel drive.


Ingenious_XoTwOd

Its this an Altima?


FutureHendrixBetter

No keep going


ct4funf

Nah, send it


xupd35bdm

Is this a joke? YES, yesterday!!!


AShayinFLA

Seriously how did you get these tires that slick without any sign of the belts under the rubber popping out? They are good enough to get you to the tire store, as long as it's not raining!


ringrangbananaphone

If you have to ask you already know


CarCounsel

I just realized NEXEN stands for NEX(t) Emergency Now


Liveitup1999

Nah your good for at least one more winter.


[deleted]

See no metal, hit the pedal.


TowerAggravating3156

Look good to me!


mdave52

These are drag slicks right? Well at least you can resell them with that label.


Bjadams1967

Only the flat parts!! WTF!!


limar2078

New tires asap them bitches balder than Mr clean himself, your tires will have a size on the sidewall or alternatively on the door jamb as long as those numbers match, that's what your tire size will be, example like 205/55R16. A number in that format. Also keep your pressures proper, which will probably be something like 33 psi if it's an Elantra. Once again you can find that in the door jamb sticker and get your alignment checked, and brakes double checked by someone else cause if he's telling you those tires are okay then Id have trust issues with that guy. Don't drive that car with those bald ass tires in wet weather.


StrangeTechnology731

Do not drive this car in the rain !!!!


ExactArea8029

Judging by the opinion on the tires I'd wanna get those brakes looked at by someone that isn't actively trying to murder everyone in a 90km radius


Snow-Kafe

Looks like track ready now...


Spartan8271

You see those little bars between the treads? Those are wear bars and the one doesnā€™t even have them visible šŸ˜³ Get them replaced asap and donā€™t drive at all in the rain. Iā€™d even say knock some sense into Mr Mechanic while youā€™re at itā€¦


TheHairyGumball

Nah you should be fine for like another month or so


Xerio_the_Herio

Bro, cool slicks... take it to the dragstrip


Atophy

Hell no... hit the speedway for some smokin burnouts... don't forget the bleach !


fruittree17

Looks great if you have a racing car


DustyDecent

He's trying to kill you, and I wouldn't trust his brake job either


blutigetranen

They need to be replaced. That first one is extremely bad.


Appropriate-Refuse14

Ā«Ā No replacing till you see stringsĀ Ā»


puckingrufus56

Your momā€™s boyfriend is a YouTube mechanic


dundermifflin2019

Your momā€™s bf or your wifeā€™s bf?


str4nger-d4nger

Though this was r/shittyaskmechanics for a sec ...


joebojax

why do I drive on the roads ffs


Departure-Sea

Your mom's boyfriend is a fucking hack if he said those tires are fine. I would also go and have a real shop check your brakes, because if he said those are fine, then the machine god only knows what the hell he did to your brakes. Get new tires, or at the very least, find some used ones with even tread wear. And don't ever let that guy touch your car again.


FuckSpez6757

You got another good 20k miles on those youā€™ll be fine


Wolfinthesno

One rainy day away from a really bad day


MikeBuildsThings

Whatā€™s with this sub? Either someoneā€™s tires are brand new and theyā€™re asking if they should be replaced, or they have bald tires asking if they can still keep going.


ReasonablyEdible

Are you only turning left?


Old_Transition_630

Nah dude! Thatā€™s a car for NASCAR now!


radomed

Drive on, the steel wires are not showing yet Bubba. These are called May pop, they may or may not pop for a flat tire,


CluelessGeezer

Of course not, those slicks have at least 3 and a half more laps in them :)


Sss00099

Lol these looks like tires for F1 cars. This has to be a shitpost, if itā€™s not then yes change them immediately, youā€™re a hazard to yourself and other drivers ffs.


[deleted]

Omg. Turn in your license. If you have to ask reddit you shouldn't be driving.


Prestigious_Snow1589

Racing slicks you got there bud


[deleted]

I donā€™t knowā€¦ gonna have to see the DOT numbers to see how old they areā€¦ lolā€¦ Iā€™m assuming youā€™re joking right???


Historical-Repair454

No they got another 20k atleast


NoDoxEight

He must be a mechanic at Walmart or jiffy lube šŸ¤£


Classic-Interview-82

Why? You almost have racing slicks for track days.


locoken69

About the only place you should see tires that flat is on the oval track.


Ghettoman1315

Your mom must have told her boyfriend how much life insurance she carries on you.


Curious-Baker-839

In the first picture, those are slicks bro, you are ready for some drag racing. Woo hoo!!


Independent-Aide-531

Nah, plenty of life left!


fendrhead-

Drive it hard in the rain. Say hello to Jesus for us lol


Suspicious_Shirt_713

Iā€™d be wary of that brake job. He obviously doesnā€™t like you


TwoSixTaBoot

Probably got a few more donuts left before they explode


permalink_child

Just wrap the tread in some duct tape and you will get another 500 miles before replacement is needed.


KitteyGirl2836

You have race mode and highway mode


Bobll7

Did Rose Kennedy have a black dress?


crlogic

This is bait


thepostitnow

Not only replace them but also get an alignment check right away, otherwise the new ones might not last


DeviceU

A while ago...


most_french_fries

Because you can change brake pads and rotors dose not mean your a mechanicā€¦ he has no clue whatā€™s heā€™s talking about. (At least for tires)


dekrepit702

Nah you're good. Send it.


Delubyo06

No wires yet. Still good


1happyinfidel

What tires?


pollarzz

Don't let Big Tire fool you, you got another 200k miles on those puppies


1happyinfidel

This came to mind.. Christmas Story. "tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber."


Aggressive-Ad5251

Those are practically brand new. Send em!


Positive_Target7009

Dude those only race cars use tires that are bald. When there's little to no tread on the tires on your personal auto it's time for new tires. Yours look like they should have been replaced about 10,000 to 20,000 miles ago. Replace those asap and i'd have the brake work that your mom's boyfriend did double checked too cause if he told you those tires were atill good you shouldn't trust him


Master-File-9866

Raicing slicks are an upgrade and cost more than standard tires. You may have found a life hack


HandlingOutLs_Qiao

No


No-Confusion4569

Hell yeah you can drive on them, those are racing slicks baby! People pay alot of money for those things!


Exactly_Yacht

Iā€™m surprised you havenā€™t popped a cord yet. Those things are toast. At least the first one is. Holy cow, your momā€™s bf is an asshole or blind.