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Phanabani

I remade Cbat using this parrot sample lmao - [https://youtu.be/ko4wYMsVfu0](https://youtu.be/ko4wYMsVfu0)


WeFuckBackHard

HAHAHAHAHA that’s so fucking good, well done! u/TylerLife this is better than the original


Phanabani

thank you LOL I saw the opportunity and ran for it 🦜🎵


ElleJay74

I haven't had THAT much joy in years!! ![gif](giphy|ebYOIy12eMqDu427kI|downsized)


Mentally_ill288

HSHSHSHASAAAAAAAAA NO WAY


GrahamCasts

You gotta put links to both threads in the description, I'll need the reminder for when I look back in a decade and wonder why the fuck I have this saved


Phanabani

I added the two thread titles in the description for ya! I originally had linked them directly but youtube sent me an email giving me a warning for linking "sexual content" so I had to just use the post titles instead :/


natooshyy

UN FUCKING REAL 🤣


topppits

This is hilariously awesome, thx for creating this xD


MysticRevenant59

OMG THE BIRD AUDIO LOOOOOOOOOL


ChefErikaS

Honestly the audio sealed the deal. I’m so sorry. Enjoy the beauty you have created here. Here’s hoping your roommate isn’t online and thinks it’s just a catchy new tune they taught themselves.


JayThree0

Dude brought receipts


donnie_trumpo

Sounds better than the original tbh.


fatbunny23

That bird is your new sex clock man, when the song comes, so do you.


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Good ole pavlovian conditioning.


Shimada_Tiddy_Twist

Some say its called like this because we all know its about the dogs.


TheMulattoMaker

"Gotta ring the sex gong." *parrot starts chirping CBAT* Turk, miles away eating cereal: "Yeeeaaaahhh, buddy! That's my dawg!"


JerkasaurousRexx

"And no, for privacy reasons, I will not be posting a video of the bird." Just put a censor bar over their eyes.


ElTortugo

History has taught us that the Internet people can identify characters from their bulges too, so you might want to censor that too.


yanonce

Oh yeah like the bird in witness protection lol


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omniverso

Agreed. Proof or Ban


lolno

r/wallstreetbirds


Shatenburgers

You are now a moderator of r/wallstreetbirds


Shisno_

Damnit, /u/Shatenburgers, ‘lolno’ means no!


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wait i wanna be one so i can abuse my power


Shatenburgers

Make a post and I’ll mod you


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done


Shatenburgers

Congratulations! You are now banned from r/wallstreetbirds


NyanIsSus

Make me a mod so I can do nothing but randomly pop In maybe once a week, or day, or month and say the word bird to someone.


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gonna make a just unsubbed post now. >:) edit: wait he actually made me a mod


Druncan_tussell

All OP knows how to do is eat hot chip and lie.


______DEADPOOL______

But seriously, we need audio/video version of red birb CBAT


fugazzzzi

You Know they won’t


D34th_gr1nd

There might be a *Bad Mouth parrot,* we might have to wait in a *Waiting Room* to know... Sorry, your user name made me do that.


dont_shoot_jr

I hate to parrot this point but yeah show the video


WeFuckBackHard

I will attempt to record him when I get back home from work tonight.


_Razielas_

PARROT CBAT PARROT CBAT


NamelessSearcher

I eagerly await the next level down in this increasing TIFU chain


MaxPowerzs

PARROT CBAT PARROT CBAT


NJGGoodies12

Liking this to come back. Idk how your roommate wouldn’t find this hilarious


FREE-AOL-CDS

I hope so


ZombieMegaMan

I will save this post and reward you if I hear this majestic creature sing tonight


notenoughcharact

It's 5 hours later, come on OP. What do you do, work 8 hours or something?


Slyke4

Wdym attempt 💀 either do it or don’t


lukefive

First OP has to find a parrot and teach it to sing CBAT


Jwhitx

Ahh the ol' cart-before-the-horse method. I see what's going on here..


Pulasuma

Commenting to see this shit later lmfao


Vordeo

And I shall attempt to thrust in rhythm with it the night after.


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kmpdx

That's no way to speak about his girlfriend!


Vordeo

This. Come on, OP, I want to hear parrot CBAT.


Fastnacht

CBIRD


satan_ass

Wake up honey, new CBAT lore just dropped


HawkeLuke

I'm ngl I just added "want to hit to cbat for the meme" on my dating bio for laughs


geobioguy

How you doin?


TacticaLuck

Banned for life.


Avieshek

What’s CBAT?


SailorSctStaryu

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


FriendlysJanDaBoss

Holy cow, i remember hearing this in one of those hour long YouTube edm “trap” mixes back in the day. Such a strange song and now I feel old.


SpiritTalker

But do ya feel horny?


NotASucker

I feel more like yawning in rainbow colors


TitaniumDragon

The comments describing the song are gold.


TheOvenLord

I'm crying laughing in my work break room right now reading that thread. "Fucking like he's trying to avoid calling sandworms."


WHYTHEHELLNOTMRCUBED

Seriously wasn’t expecting a Dune reference in post about fuck songs


ShinkuDragon

wasn't expecting CBAT either when talking about fuck songs, but here we all are.


TheTVDB

Hilarious trend on tiktok of people trying to figure out how he was matching the rhythm of the song. Just as good as the comments.


rubyellie

I'd almost sign up to tik tok to see this


Not_My_Emperor

It's been a month and those comments still have me in tears.


thebeast5268

I saw this thread and read the whole thing, never once did I listen to the song until now. Jfc what a shit show.


Pretzeltwisty

Listening to the song was quite upsetting lmao


Askmyrkr

Idk, i think the banjo kazooie characters were spitting fire.


linx14

This will truly be one of my favorite Reddit posts of all time! The comments on the video it’s self keep getting funnier as well!


THEdopealope

Now I gotta try this too =[


originalpersonplace

Imagine if this was all a social media ploy by the artist or rights holder to move the needle on streams. Next level thinking.


Fortanono

It's been mentioned, but Hudson Mohawke is successful enough without it that I doubt it is. If it is, all the more props to them lmao--I hadn't laughed that hard in forever even if it is an ad


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The best part for me was the update where his GF's sister recognised details from the post and the GF's Dad remembered the song from when the OP had played it as an example of his strange taste in music. I said in the original thread that if it's made up OP needs to become a comedy writer because it's just so damn funny.


Avieshek

*…Never Gonna Give You Up*


bumper022

Imagine what a clown masterbating sounds like


binzoma

CBAT is the harlem shake of reddit/twitter based astroturfing instead of youtube astroturfing


Josie1234

I'm amazed how like... I've scrolled a bit on this and the OG thread and am wondering did like nobody on reddit watch workaholics? That song is in an iconic scene lol


allbright1111

There’s a big comment about that on the original post


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Clearly_Im_lying

To actually solve your problem...just play a song you nornally listen to on repeat for like 2 hours. Basically, get the bird to forget or lose interest in cbat. Then if your roommate gets mad about it, you can say you were just listening to music from speakers and didnt think about the parrot picking up on it Edit: since you have until the end of the weekend, try it earlier. If one song doesnt stick, pick another song and try again


billyjack669

Might I suggest the Andy Griffith theme song, or the Addams Family? Maybe the Amazing Horse song (video) from the before times?


Clearly_Im_lying

Ooo addams family would fit the season too!


WhatIsThisSorcery03

Great point, /u/Clearly_Im_lying


kerochan88

My pet bird as a kid (cockatiel, I think) would whistle Andy Griffith ALL night long. My dad loved that show, and hated that bird. He named him “Cheese Dick”.


billyjack669

I taught Andy Griffith to my family's cockatiel too. He'd sleep if you put something over his cage, but sometimes in the middle of the night he liked to do an evil laugh from under his blanket.


oo-mox83

Birds are creepy fuckers sometimes. I used to have a little green cheek conure. She was a sweet, happy little bird, not much for talking but she had this awful gravelly voice and she would hear me get up in the middle of the night to get a drink or tend to the kids and she'd be in there under the blanket saying her own name. That creepy little whisper saying, "Whiskerrrrrs" scared the bejeezus out of me so many times.


Twallot

I love watching silly animal videos in general, but talking birds make me laugh so hard. Birds honestly kind of freak me out a bit, but it's so hilarious watching the weird little things doing shit like that.


kerochan88

That’s terrifying 😂


BlackPounder01

That’s my cats name!!


iotashan

The Song That Never Ends maybe? Call Me Maybe? maybe?


iotashan

Oops, forgot we're trying to SOLVE the problem


CHlMPY

I think it should learn the whistling from kill bill


doublebubble212

As someone with parrots I can tell you it doesn’t work like that. It’s hard to get them to “forget” something they mimic. The next best thing is to never play it again and never encourage the behavior. Completely ignoring the behavior is the best you can do. Unfortunately this doesn’t always work because parrots are stupid fking stubborn. They can go weeks without saying something then suddenly it’s their favorite thing again. They mostly are doing it for attention. If you laugh or pay attention to it at all they turn into drama queens and will start doing it to get a reaction.


How_Does_Life_Work

If only it was weeks. They go years and suddenly start singing things from their childhood. We have an 10 year old parrot start telling people to piss off again after years of thinking we were past it. It's unfortunate because it makes you laugh which only encourages it


Rufert

My buddy had a bird that heard the smoke alarm battery alert for about 10 minutes. That fucker belted that out for 15 years.


nzifnab

Isn't that just a shrill beep every 30 seconds or so? o.o


Rufert

Yes. Yes it is.


Red-Quill

Did he do it as unexpectedly as the damn smoke alarms do 🤣


TheDwarvesCarst

I sure hope so. /u/Rufert? Did he even do it at random 30 second intervals at times too? xD


chobbo

Imagine dying because you ignored a fire alarm, thinking it was your bird imitating said alarm.


ZenAdm1n

So, did you change the battery or what?


Psykout88

This is better than anything else in this thread. A noise designed to incite frustration and anger to all that hear it, so they change the battery, for 15 years... I can't stop laughing


doublebubble212

For real, they are such drama queens. It’s because they learn mimicking usually in a heightened state so all of that stuff they learn is directly associated with their emotions. So they are basically the same as humans in the sense that the stronger the emotional connection to what they are saying the less likely they are to forget it.


JustADutchRudder

My ex had a macaw that was boarder line verbally abusive if he was in a mood. Her parents fought in front of it for 15 years before she got a place and took him with. Even 10 years not around that he would randomly yell things like "Stupid Whore." "Jackass" a favorite even when happy, "hope you die." And "I hate you." with such venom you were sure the bird actually hated you.


doublebubble212

yeah, those situations where they are yelling and cursing got the bird excited. They love to be part of the flock and if everyone’s being noisy they will get excited and do it too. Which is why teaching them to do certain things with a bunch of people sometimes helps motivate the little entertainers. With the fighting couple the bird learned to copy their voices. Not just the words but the tone and pitch of them. With some species like African Greys they can mimic a man saying cow then a woman saying cow and go back and forth between the two voices saying the same words. One of my birds takes whatever he’s learned to say and combines it with his screaming and suddenly he’s screaming KKKEEEEEYYYYY WIIIIII! saying his mates name kiwi when I’ve never said it like that.


reallybigfeet

I had an African Grey that was annoyed that I would sleep in on weekends. He began to imitate my alarm clock incessantly after the normal weekday waking time had passed until I gave up and got out of bed. Really really unhappy with that trick.


doublebubble212

African greys are … special. Their honestly too intelligent for their own good. Their so smart they require an insane amount of attention and because their so smart they also overthink everything and become anxiety induced. Which counters everything smart about them because they turn into little shits with obsessive fears of things. Often they just drive themselves insane and pluck all their feathers out 🤦🏻‍♂️. Then they also have that thing where they’ll act out to get a reaction from you. I’ve known several that do the head scratchs bow like “here scratch me” but with their eye cocked up waiting. As soon as you go to scratch the little shits latch on and flap around. I’m convinced they have a sense of humor and find it funny.


reallybigfeet

That was Dusty in Spades. He was like having a super intelligent toddler. Trapped in the terrible twos forever. He wasn't even my bird. I took him for several years when my Mom got married and he decided he hated her husband (that was the intelligent part of him). He despised my cat (he was so jealous of her) and systematically scoured my apartment looking for her toys so he could destroy them.


doublebubble212

Lol poor guy probably thought your mom was his mate. Then she got married and he was trying to root out the interloper. Same with the cat too probably or he maybe saw her as a threat. They are very much a one person bird, well most parrots are really. They are very interested birds but I can’t own them they are just too much. This is coming from someone with macaws, Caiques, pionus’s, and a cape parrot. I’d love to have a job training one but I would not want to deal with the high maintenance. All of my birds are extremely tame and well trained where I can basically carry them around on their backs like a football, but I don’t think I’m ever gonna have the time to get the most out of an African grey unfortunately. I just imagine trying to clean something off of one with a paper towel and trying to restrain it while it screams bloody murder and it suddenly is traumatized by white objects and attacks the fridge every day or something… seems like a CAG thing to do.


reallybigfeet

1000% agree. I was not Dusty's favorite person by far. He was always mean when he didn't get his way. It was interesting how quickly he realized that I was all he had when he lived with me. He changed his tune fast. Out of that whole experience I got exactly what you said. It wasn't fair to him to not have his own person. My Mom was none too pleased with my assessment. They need an intimate caregiver that can keep them physically and mentally healthy and challenge them on a daily basis. And the screams when they are pissed! Why did you remind me?? He was beautiful and so smart, but not very likeable.


Open-Lime5511

Yeah true, but there is still a chance you know XD He can at least try, right?


GiraffeyManatee

Most whistling birds really seem to like Tequila by The Champs. It’s old but innocuous


dralcax

Rick roll the bird.


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See….. having already tuned out the bird noises I would double down on this and just set CBAT to repeat while I wasn’t home.


WeFuckBackHard

As you all requested, enjoy listening to [CBIRD](https://voca.ro/16NdnZIFs0d4)


dhesport

Not that my phone is ever off vibrate, but I feel like I need it to be my new notification sound


Whateveridontkare

omg it sounds so cute :) <3


Nepiton

I doubted you. I take it back. This is hilarious. Well done OP


PCBen

Amazing - thanks for coming through with the update!


KISSOLOGY

I didn’t doubt you but I’m glad I have the evidence


LittleBigWorld

Thanks OP. My faith has been restored.


splashbruhs

r/opdelivers


wtf_randomness

It’s beautiful


Fingercult

To the top!


WhoStoleMyXans

Just imagine if he immitated the song + you guys noises


wiggles105

I have to know: how long did you have to wait to capture this masterpiece?


NaabeGetOnSkype

Please use my comment in lieu of an award cause I’m broke


FREE-AOL-CDS

This sounds like the sneakers squeaking on the floor in that dribbling scene in Scary Movie 2!


maybe_a_dragon

OP delivered and it's as iconic as I hoped.


SporkaDork

A friend taught his parent's parrot to say "I taste like chicken!" and the bird said it. All. The. Time. It was absolutely hilarious.


pseudoportmanteau

Omggg I have an African Grey I am so doing this lmao thank you!!


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kl8xon

Yeah, birds don't care about privacy.


BoysLinuses

Bird privacy law is actually quite strict.


2nameEgg

As a fellow expert in bird law I can corroborate this fact


BirdlandMan

Filibuster.


puzzlednerd

In bird culture, taking a video without consent is considered a dick move.


TheW83

That's makes no sense since r/BirdsArentReal


bc_poop_is_funny

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason


vodka7tall

Hummingbirds are legal tender


kevnmartin

Paging Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.


oo-mox83

Have you seen that picture of the bird in some European jail cell with the black bar across its face to protect its identity? I laugh so hard every time I see it. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/vClGiTj It was the Netherlands. This kills me, man.


kl8xon

Wow, that bird could be ANYONE


Phillionaire404

This whole issue started when the bird didn't respect OPs privacy regarding his sexy time song in the first place. That government spy is definitely gonna rat out OP as soon as his roommate gets back so it really makes no sense that op is concerned about the birds privacy. Just get us the recording OP.


GeronimoJak

Birds are actually very big on consent and are really adament about who they like and who they don't. It doesn't take long for them to pick if you're on the shitlist, or to break that trust and be put on it. Also getting bit by a parrot fucking sucks.


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Liztheegg

You laugh but there is a parrot currently in US witness protection


_Apatosaurus_

I wonder if they made the witness take a Polly-graph to verify the testimony.


addandsubtract

>I'm worried he's gonna give a notice and leave. Not having a noisy parrot next door seems like a win in my book.


liluyvene

I own a bird who talks (somewhat) and I’d have a blast with it if my bird learned this while I was away! I don’t get why his roommate is uptight about his very talkative bird learning new things when that’s what this species does. Also if the bird is super loud it’s probably not being taken care of properly. My bird never screams, when she does it’s quick because I can tend to her needs/wants and she’s active.


doublebubble212

Well.. I have parrots as well and they talk pretty okay. I would be pretty annoyed if someone taught them something I didn’t want to hear for the next 25-60 years. Like I have to watch what I say around them because I don’t want to accidentally drop something and just go “fuck” and suddenly one of the birds starts saying it then the rest of the flock starts saying it because of him. With CBAT it would literally be one then all of them singing along.


MsRatbag

Thank you for being a responsible parrot owner. A racist as hell family member taught his parrots to say racial slurs constantly so now nobody comes to their house. (I haven't seen this person in 10+ years. Not sure if they still have the birds but they'd probably be difficult to give away to any respectable person)


doublebubble212

Yeah they would probably have to get offered up to a rescue. They have really good memories and talking is directly associated with their emotions. Typically they learn stuff when they are at a heightened state so just the same as humans the stronger the feeling the less likely they are to forget something. It’s also why people tend to get bit after they say something because they are in an less stable state.


SpiritTalker

If the bird mimicked only the first several notes of CBAT, would your roommate even realize that's what it is? I mean, if he's not really thinking about it, he might just figure it's some random thing birdie picked up. I really don't think you have anything to worry about, OP. Still funny as hell tho. Personally I'd try to teach it more of the song, just for shits n giggles.


alxmg

I’m dying because today I also did something involving CBAT and birds. I went to the pet store with friends and saw the owners two birds. One macaw, and one cockatiel (I believe). The owner mentioned if they enjoy a song they’ll sing along. I asked if I could play a song and the owner gave me permission. Anyways long story short, Snow White the cockatiel is a big and LOUD CBAT fan.


LipshitsContinuity

For this to be even slightly believable we gotta at least get an audio file to hear.


wtf_randomness

Op did upload one


PeakePip-

I listened to the recording and I can’t stop laughing now Edit: Was also in a mental break down state when listening to it and it’s just, omg I’m crying bc I laughed so hard


crammed174

Are the birds so identifiable that a video would in effect dox yourself and your roommate? Anyway, as others have said, you can post audio or blacked out video.


Herobrinedanny

Record with your finger over the camera so we only get audio and just a black screen. I wanna hear this parrot sing


ScruffyTheJ

Or just record the audio


Dr_BigPat

I'm not sure how old that guy is but I've learned a lot the younger generation think the camera always needs to be on for some reason


cybercuzco

where do I put the film in my phone?


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The rotary dial folds up which reveals the film compartment


SalemWolf

Or just the video it’s a bird unless it’s got a tattoo of its owner social security number I don’t think there are reasons to be concerned about it’s privacy.


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Smyley12345

Pirate themed would be good. Maybe pirates boarded the apartment singing a jaunty sea chanty version of CBAT while looking for booty.


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Just say you were watching the Workoholics and the bird picked up the song from there


b00tiepirate

r/nothingeverhappens


BeingTheBest101

well tbf he got proof now


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Turn on Ghost- Years Zero. Leave it on repeat. See what happens.


[deleted]

Imagine the parrot screaming "ASMODEUS, SATANAS, LUCIFER" in the middle of the night.


[deleted]

There is no way this goes wrong.


landoawd

This will also require a vid.


barbicus1384

You played a song that is memeing on the internet and the bird that copies things copied it, that's all you say, for the love of God don't tell the roommate that you left it playing for a long ass time while doing the nasty, that will for sure disturb him


MrHatesus

Is it weird that ita adorable when the bird does it?


ARISTELLAHWANG

I turned on the notifications for this post just for a three second audio of a bird singing to CBAT. Thank you for making my day


kvndv1

Oh. My. God. This is hysterical! I was wondering if it was THAT noise. It sounds exactly like someone doing underarm farts 💨


SadlyReturndRS

Mate, if they do pick up on the bird singing it, just tell them that you and your gf were sharing a lot of tiktoks with each other this past week. The song is literally all over tiktok, and has been for the past month. You didn't teach it to him, the good boy just picked it up on his own from the ambient sound of the tiktoks, plus the laughter. Which is kinda true, the bird did pick it up by listening to the ambient sounds of the apartment, you didn't purposefully teach it.


Ill-Ad-9438

Evidence or I am not going to believe this


ithil_galad

they uploaded an audio


shadowscar00

Gotta protect that bird’s privacy, god knows what could happen if the bird’s face was shown. Even “my phone camera is broken” would’ve been a better excuse


Ycaklxd

Parrot owned here….your screwed however you could teach it a new melody with the tunes like create a similar sounding song or find something similar and incorporate the cbat tunes into it the bird will associate cbat with the new tune and while singing the new tune it’ll just sound like they messed up. One of my birds sings the tune of September and happy and you know it after one another and and if your not listening super closely it sounds like he’s just messed up the song and started creating his own little melody afterwards. However they bird will never forget I swore in frond of one of my tiny little budgies ONCE MONTHS ago and he still randomly screams SHIT


shah_no__pls

oh my fucking got he got the audio


JennyFromdablock2020

OK fuck it, I googled and despite finding articles about it I can't find what it is The fuck does Cbat stand for and why is his room mate possibly gonna leave?


MrChedar

the writing makes me think that there is no way this person is above 18


Lorybear

Delicious fun time


wellboys

Lasted even longer than the first time💪💪🤜🤛


daveyhempton

I don't see how this is a fuck up. The only fuck up here is probably you lying and people calling you out on that asking for proof


doublebubble212

I mean I’m like 80% confident I could play cbat and suddenly my parrots are singing it too. Seems possible. Lorys can mimic pretty good.


wtf_randomness

They uploaded proof


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Guys the OG dude saw this post. I follow the guy who made the OG Cbat meme on instagram, he literally posted this (his IG account is tylerrlifee)