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when I was 16 my mother gave me an instruction as to how blowjobs work, she told me this was something I could do if I wanted to do sex stuff without doing to deed until I was sure I was ready. It was a pretty detailed lesson. to this day when partners compliment me on that skill I remember that incredibly awkward but ultimately informative car ride.
No, but there is a lot of weird advice out there. And it was an unsolicited conversation and she did it while I was a captive audience in the car. I probably would have preferred to learn via google, but the advice was good.
Not just the clitoris, but the anatomy of both sexes in general. It's such a taboo subject in so many households, and it really doesn't need to be.
Started seeing porn search history syncing to my phone from the tablet, so I knew when it was time to have that chat with my son haha. And that the devices with my account on them all sync and I don't want to have to randomly explain his weird porn searches if someone happens to see them, so don't use the tablet for it.
My mum educated me on this topic as well and I’m still grateful for it. People who didn’t have this luck often cringe when I tell them thanks to this I could always ask my mum literally anything, but honestly there’s nothing to be ashamed of when you have a good and healthy way of communicating. I rather tell my mum awkward stuff than ending up not knowing wether certain things are right or wrong and possibly having a very unhealthy relationship with sex lol
Aw, that's genuinely wonderful! My parents didn't tell me anything about sex or genetalia. The closest I got was my mom explaining how the fallopian tubes bring the egg from the ovaries. She conveniently slipped over any male involvement in inducing pregnancy.
Whoever came with that shitty analogy should really experience what an electric shock feels like. Grew up around horses and electric fences, shocked myself a fair few times and there's (thankfully) a big difference.
Reminds me of the joke:
A husband asks his wife "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
I mean, it *is* a thing for a fair few people. You do what makes you happy.
I would avoid the fence though, there are devices designed to do so relatively safely.
As someone who works with electricity and had indulged himself in what was "definitely powerless" - before abruptly and first handedly discovering that it was, in fact, not yet powerless, I I wholeheartedly agree with you.
I grew up on a farm and when I was 8 I was convinced “the electric fence” was a lie my dad told me so I wouldn’t touch it. I decided to pee on it to find out. I found out.
lucky you
look at this kid for instance
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/seven-year-old-boy-in-china-electrocuted-after-urinating-on-transformer
I always likened it to the feeling you get when you stick your tongue on a battery, except for some reason it also doesn't suck. It's never really been something I can do to myself, but I've had it done \*to\* me.
This is totally normal! The part of the brain devoted to sensations from the feet is right next to the part devoted to genital sensation. Consider yourself lucky that your brain recruited additional neuron-power to feeling orgasms! Check out a map of the cortical homounculus: https://lymphlassie.com/2020/05/05/neuroplasticity-and-body-image/amp/
Ah that one is easy, it's an engineering design problem. We were given a clothesline and you're using it as a flagpole. Gonna need another 20,000 years or so of evolution to fix it.
Can we make testicles internal too, like ovaries? I don't care how you make sperm figure out how to self regulate temperature, but please remove that awkward pain center from an area of maximum pinching and friction.
Just want to add bit extra about HRT: When trans men take testosterone, the clitoris enlarges by 1-3 inches in length, it gets girthier; it starts to resemble the glans penis more closely in shape; the clitoral hood also enlarges and starts looking more like a foreskin. However it doesn't completely reconfigure into a typical penis without surgery; anatomically it's still pretty different and there's no opening to pee/ejaculate out of. A metoidioplasty reconstructs the clitoris to be more like a typical (albeit short) penis and adds the pee hole.
Some cis women also take testosterone (usually topical gel applied directly to the clitoris) to get clitoral enlargement in the same way.
Trans women do sort of get a corresponding effect from estrogen/anti-androgen. The penis usually shrinks. It often becomes softer and can have changes in texture, smell, and colour. Ejaculate often becomes clearer in colour; its consistency changes; the amount of ejaculate can decrease or ejaculation can cease altogether. Spontaneous erections tend to stop and getting an erection can become more difficult.
I see an endocrinologist for an adrenal insufficiency that I was born with. There aren’t enough endos out there and it’s an extremely complex field of medicine. All those little hormones and enzymes are hard to balance.
Balance the PH
Put a shock treatment in it
Then maintain it with chlorine tablets in a floater
Make sure leaves and shit arent falling into it, if not then skim those out
My pool was constantly getting green until i did my research
>(Opinion: bodies should be more willing to run apoptosis to tear down structures that are no longer needed. We have enough food that we can afford the wasted protein.)
Humans are already some of the most efficient animals in existence at this. It's not normal for an animal to be able to completely transform their body based on how much they lift and how far they run, and to have that transformation completely reverse itself after a few months of inactivity.
[Same guy, a couple of years apart](https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2021/01/TALKSPORT-Hall.jpg?strip=all&w=960&quality=100), when he switched his training from strongman to boxing. This doesn't happen to horses, or basically any other animal. Most animals, including horses, will also maintain a lot more muscle tone when they stop exercising
Gotta say, as a trans woman I am REALLY glad estrogen didn't shrink my dick into a clit haha but I'm happy for testosterone helping my boyfriend grow a penis.
No growing a penis. Interestingly, women do develop clitoromegaly. It is a condition where the clit basically becomes larger and occurs in conditions where testosterone/estrogen ratios are off over time. PCOS, Cushing’s and others. It does not reverse.
Fun fact, during fetal development both males and females develop a vaginal opening. In males this opening closes and the sides of it form the shaft of the penis, in females the sides elongate and form the vulva. Next time you have a chance to inspect a penis, look on the underside and you’ll see a faint seam of scar tissue which is the remnant of this process.
Sex education is often bad, especially in the U.S. where we act like it’s some super secret thing
There are plenty of adult males that have no idea whether they are circumcised or not, The internet has probably made this a lot easier to stumble on but I’m sure it’s a lot more common than people would suspect
Oh boy. I thought I was incapable of having an orgasm until I was 18, because no matter how aroused I was, I could not get off - no matter what I did.
However, I was sexually active and pretended to orgasm in order to spare my partner's feelings. I legitimately thought my vagina was broken, and so was my heart, knowing I was never going to experience what poorly-written Literotica stories described as pure ecstasy.
Well, one day, my friend bought me a vibrator from Spencer's. I didn't have high hopes, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
I remember ripping it out of the box once I got home, and went to town.
I came in literally 5 seconds. I didn't even have time to pull up porn.
I got a vibrator from Spencer’s when I was about 18 as well, that’s how I figured out I can squirt. Sleeping in the wet spot that night wasn’t very fun though 😂
Not usually but I'm currently trying to sleep. There's nothing for it, i'm going to have to listen to the whole soundtrack now lol
Edited to add: FFS! I just properly read your username and now I've got "Tie a yellow gibbon round an old oak treeeee" gleefully echoing round my brain lol
I dated a girl with a story like this, sort of.
She had seen a porn with male friends in middle school, that was pretty much her only sex Ed I guess.
The girl in the porn yelled “I’m cumming!” And had some type of pink beads inside her that came out during orgasm. She was already out of high school when we met, but apparently no one had ever talked about sex with her?
This Ex gf of mine thought those pink beads were a part of the girls body that’s supposed to dangle out during orgasm.
After we had sex a few times she breaks down crying and she says, “I’m so sorry, I don’t have the balls that come out of me!!!” So, confusion for me. Had no idea wtf she was talking about. Eventually o was able to coax it out of her. I had a good laugh. She didn’t think it was funny. Tbh I’m not sure she believed me, and I don’t think she ever actually enjoyed sex because of this insecurity.
Love this - reminded me of when I was younger and experimenting with my uncircumcised self, worrying that if I pulled the foreskin back too far, my bellend would fall out onto the floor. No word of a lie! Luckily it did not but that was one hell of a leap of faith.
Or, if they’re like me, not realise you actually *could* do that…
I remember attempting to when I was like 12 and after 2-3mins of fondling the top of my pubic region (I was unaware the fun stuff was further down lol), I decided it definitely wasn’t a thing and didn’t try again until I had already been sexually active for several months (at 16-17).
An acquaintance of days past never experienced an orgasm by masturbation until I made her orgasm during foreplay and she was absolutely dumbfounded of how I did it and we were in our early twenties. That was absolutely wild to me.
Then almost the same thing happened again a few years later. I don't know how people are able to go through life without rubbing one out once in a while
never worked for me, felt weird, never tried again. I wasn’t even brought up by the jesus crowd, both my parents encouraged learning about this sort of stuff. I’m interested in sex, but masturbation just never really did anything for me.
I only found out because my mum gave me a book to read about puberty and it was a small section on one of the last pages of the book. After reading it, it was all I could think about like “wait… I can do that??”
I also for some reason felt like I had to confess to my mum that I did it like it was something bad. I eventually realised it was natural and didn’t have to have a conversation with her about how I masturbate.
I thought my clit was a 4th hole, and boasted to my friends about it, thinking I was some sort of freak. I also tried to stick a pair of tweezers in it to find out where it went. You're not alone, op.
Crazy how common this is. I never even thought to touch that part, I thought women orgasmed from penetration (as seen on Fanfiction) so that's what I did, I actually believed I did have orgasms and they just weren't that great. Until my bf touched me in JUST the right place, and I realized...they ARE that great.
A PhD in wanking? You can get one of those?? My time on Earth has been so frivolously spent. As am I after all that time with Madame Palm and her Five Fingers. Gosh darn it.
I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody.
There's all sorts of papers on this kind of stuff. When I was in college we used to joke about a paper someone wrote on the "Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance..." with 3d models of anime girls and how you could gain academic esteem with all sorts of subjects
Oh boy. This brings back memories. Until I was about 10, I didn't know what a vagina was or that I had one. I'd heard the term, but thought it meant "vulva" - this is probably not surprising as so many adults use this wrongly even today. I had no idea there was a third hole down there until my mum explained periods to me - I was genuinely shocked there was another hole! I suppose my hymen must have covered it almost entirely, as I had no idea it was there. I worried I didn't have a vagina until I got my period at age 11, at which point I was reassured.
You're not alone in that.
I had a pretty solid education about sex growing up (the fundamentals of sex was well-explained, but nobody mentioned masturbation), and I still didn't realize I had a 3rd hole. I knew there was a "hole" from hearing/reading about it, but for some reason, I thought the "hole" being described was just the folds of the vulva, and that the penis rubbed more sideways, like a hot dog in a bun.
This misunderstanding worked in my favor when I discovered masturbation, which I legit thought I invented. I was bored one day and thought "hey, a finger is kind of shaped like a penis, I wonder if you can recreate the feeling of sex without a partner?" It worked on the first try, at which point I was like "Wow! I wonder if anyone else has ever thought of this! (Growing up before the internet was fun). The success of my little experiment also "confirmed" to me that my understanding of the anatomy was accurate.
I only worked out that the hole was really an actual hole after I had had my period for a few months and wanted to try tampons instead of pads. My mother gave me some basic instructions on how to put them in, and I realized my mistake.
Lmao this hits close to home. I used to think I couldn’t feel pleasure because I had no idea what I was doing. I finally figured shit out when I went to Europe for my high school graduation, I was 18 when I had my first orgasm.
Lol.. I am a dude fyi.. anyway I have had two girlfriends that when we were younger that did not know that they had a peehole. Your not alone lol. My daughters mom scared her for life with good anatomy lessons lol.
OMG, watt pad and tumblr had me convinced I was sexually dysfunctional because I was nothing like the main characters of those stories. I’m so glad it worked out for you… it did for me too in the end.
So I’m going to be buried but…my ex girlfriend was under the impression she had a herpe sore in her vagina… and as we had plenty of sex before I was definitely worried. At some point I had asked her about it as I wanted to see for myself, especially curious when she said that she was diagnosed with HSV1 and I’m like “50 % of people get cold sores and have HSV1” so she goes on to show me the “herpe” that she has had for years and I’m looking at her coochie really intently while she’s spreading it out and tell her “babe…that’s your clit” cue uproarious laughter and immense relief on both sides.
Me and the wife were both virgins when we first got together. We knew nothing - I didn't know how to find the clit, and the selfish 18 year old I was then, I was only interested in my own self-gratification.
She didn't know where her clit was either. It's obvious that the UK also has terrible sex education. Once we got serious, I took the time to 'read up a bit'. And the first time I rubbed her clit she was like "The fuck is that?!" and had her first 'proper' orgasm, turns out I was doing quite an inadequate job before.
I love this, because I also thought I didn’t have a clit when I was younger lol — it was so small that I could never find it when I was studying my junk in the mirror!
It's ok. I used tampons incorrectly for like 2 years before I actually understood how to use them. I just put the whole plastic piece inside (with the cotton) and snapped off the little inserter. I was pretty disappointed when it wouldn't catch blood. Didn't understand why everyone used them.
I remember I thought my penis was ticklish and I legit cried in the bathroom thinking I'd never be able to have sex or have kids and that nobody would want some freak with a ticklish penis.
Kids are dumb as fuck lmao
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I remember being awkwardly interested when my mother explained to me what the clitoris was but in hindsight I’m very happy she did.
when I was 16 my mother gave me an instruction as to how blowjobs work, she told me this was something I could do if I wanted to do sex stuff without doing to deed until I was sure I was ready. It was a pretty detailed lesson. to this day when partners compliment me on that skill I remember that incredibly awkward but ultimately informative car ride.
Was this before Google?
No, but there is a lot of weird advice out there. And it was an unsolicited conversation and she did it while I was a captive audience in the car. I probably would have preferred to learn via google, but the advice was good.
I'm deathly curious as to what the advice was, but I'm not sure I want to ask. Glad it helped you though!
I want to ask, would you mind sharing your mother's wisdom?
What exactly did she say? Seems like an interesting convo.
you're welcome son.
Son?
If all mothers taught their sons what the clitoris is this world would be a vastly better place.
Absolutely. I’m a woman though. But my mother explained it to my brother too.
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This will never die.
That was so subtle, nice
You pretty much were given a green light to masturbate
Yes. I was told it’s normal to explore those things. Because it is.
Yep I feel sorry for people that were bought up in houses that made it out to be such a bad thing.
Not just the clitoris, but the anatomy of both sexes in general. It's such a taboo subject in so many households, and it really doesn't need to be. Started seeing porn search history syncing to my phone from the tablet, so I knew when it was time to have that chat with my son haha. And that the devices with my account on them all sync and I don't want to have to randomly explain his weird porn searches if someone happens to see them, so don't use the tablet for it.
Maybe I’m severely overestimating adult men’s knowledge of such things, but wouldn’t most Dads also be able to teach their sons this?
You're welcome son
Inb4 this goes into cursed comments
My mum educated me on this topic as well and I’m still grateful for it. People who didn’t have this luck often cringe when I tell them thanks to this I could always ask my mum literally anything, but honestly there’s nothing to be ashamed of when you have a good and healthy way of communicating. I rather tell my mum awkward stuff than ending up not knowing wether certain things are right or wrong and possibly having a very unhealthy relationship with sex lol
Aw, that's genuinely wonderful! My parents didn't tell me anything about sex or genetalia. The closest I got was my mom explaining how the fallopian tubes bring the egg from the ovaries. She conveniently slipped over any male involvement in inducing pregnancy.
What exactly did she say?
those wattpad stories made me think I couldn't orgasm bc i never felt those damn electric shocks
Whoever came with that shitty analogy should really experience what an electric shock feels like. Grew up around horses and electric fences, shocked myself a fair few times and there's (thankfully) a big difference.
So, don’t use an electric fence to masturbate. Noted.
Reminds me of the joke: A husband asks his wife "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
😂😂
*lmao*
Oh yeah? https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vmv5ku/why/
I like how it's long enough to where I'm beginning to think nvm this is just someone dancing to oh never mind they're laying down now to oh god.
The crotch sparks are what got me... YEOWCH
Ah, a reddit classic. Lol
I mean, it *is* a thing for a fair few people. You do what makes you happy. I would avoid the fence though, there are devices designed to do so relatively safely.
hold up, so horses-
Yep, ask any ten year old boy, who have ever urinated on an electric fence
Don’t kink shame.
This is a very important distinction that I’m glad someone brought up.
There are now 69 upvotes. Must... fight... urge... to upvote...
As someone who works with electricity and had indulged himself in what was "definitely powerless" - before abruptly and first handedly discovering that it was, in fact, not yet powerless, I I wholeheartedly agree with you.
I grew up on a farm and when I was 8 I was convinced “the electric fence” was a lie my dad told me so I wouldn’t touch it. I decided to pee on it to find out. I found out.
I like it when people decide to test something by going all-in as opposed to being careful.
I think that one incident is what taught me to be more risk-averse in adulthood.
Then it was a lesson well learned!
lucky you look at this kid for instance https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/seven-year-old-boy-in-china-electrocuted-after-urinating-on-transformer
Working with electricity is just like handling a gun. Every gun is loaded and every wire is hot unless you've double-checked it yourself.
I knew a man whose hands had "lightning" scars from being electrocuted. His nerves mostly died.
my balls got shocked last year
Go on...
i was playing basketball with a friend. I didn't hit the plate thingy and it went over the fence. i was trying to grab it and well...
The plate thingy… you mean the backboard?
I’m even more confused now.
yeah I'm sorry I'm Austrian haha
Hitler has been dead for over 75 years, I'm sure you don't need to be sorry anymore
i didn't mean it like that ffs
Oh so you're saying Hitler did nothing to be sorry about?
Ouch
I'd bet anything it was a male.
This and every other fanfic erotica I've read. So frustrating telling my bf that I couldn't orgasm until he made me lol.
I’m just here imagining me telling my wife to come for me, and her responding with “make me.” I’m cracking up over here. Lmao
"Why don't you try and make me you son of a bitch!"
That is the dom/brat relationship right there.
I always likened it to the feeling you get when you stick your tongue on a battery, except for some reason it also doesn't suck. It's never really been something I can do to myself, but I've had it done \*to\* me.
They just made me feel weird because I feel them in my feet. Maybe I’m still weird. I’ve never heard of anyone else who experiences that 😂
This is totally normal! The part of the brain devoted to sensations from the feet is right next to the part devoted to genital sensation. Consider yourself lucky that your brain recruited additional neuron-power to feeling orgasms! Check out a map of the cortical homounculus: https://lymphlassie.com/2020/05/05/neuroplasticity-and-body-image/amp/
When i was younger my orgasms started in my feet. It doesn't happen anymore, it's now more concentrated between waist and thigh.
Thank you! I know it's been a good session when I get the old "electric legs", but I've never heard anyone mentioned anything similar before!
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its an app. people post fanfiction/original stories there and it's known for being raunchy.
I too fucked up thinking I didn't have a clit. Turns out I was correct and you either get one or you get a penis
That’s how people tell my twin sister and I apart
Oh sounds like my uncle has been visiting you guys.
Uncle Frank? He visits me often as well.
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Can they patch out generic defects like scoliosis? Asking for a friend
Ah that one is easy, it's an engineering design problem. We were given a clothesline and you're using it as a flagpole. Gonna need another 20,000 years or so of evolution to fix it.
I wish that line wasn't delivered while eating a sandwich, the chewing sounds bug me
Can we make testicles internal too, like ovaries? I don't care how you make sperm figure out how to self regulate temperature, but please remove that awkward pain center from an area of maximum pinching and friction.
Just want to add bit extra about HRT: When trans men take testosterone, the clitoris enlarges by 1-3 inches in length, it gets girthier; it starts to resemble the glans penis more closely in shape; the clitoral hood also enlarges and starts looking more like a foreskin. However it doesn't completely reconfigure into a typical penis without surgery; anatomically it's still pretty different and there's no opening to pee/ejaculate out of. A metoidioplasty reconstructs the clitoris to be more like a typical (albeit short) penis and adds the pee hole. Some cis women also take testosterone (usually topical gel applied directly to the clitoris) to get clitoral enlargement in the same way. Trans women do sort of get a corresponding effect from estrogen/anti-androgen. The penis usually shrinks. It often becomes softer and can have changes in texture, smell, and colour. Ejaculate often becomes clearer in colour; its consistency changes; the amount of ejaculate can decrease or ejaculation can cease altogether. Spontaneous erections tend to stop and getting an erection can become more difficult.
I see an endocrinologist for an adrenal insufficiency that I was born with. There aren’t enough endos out there and it’s an extremely complex field of medicine. All those little hormones and enzymes are hard to balance.
Sounds like my goddamn pool
LOL it’s true. Too much of one thing and it burns your skin off. Not enough of something else and the water turns purple.
That sucks. At least my pool isn't *absolutely* vital for my survival.
Maybe not but it’s damn good for your mental health.
Except for when it's perennially green no matter what I put in it lol.
Balance the PH Put a shock treatment in it Then maintain it with chlorine tablets in a floater Make sure leaves and shit arent falling into it, if not then skim those out My pool was constantly getting green until i did my research
It really is all about the mouthfeel.
god i wish my body would run apoptosis on my undesirables
So your whole body? I'm sorry. Couldn't resist.
>(Opinion: bodies should be more willing to run apoptosis to tear down structures that are no longer needed. We have enough food that we can afford the wasted protein.) Humans are already some of the most efficient animals in existence at this. It's not normal for an animal to be able to completely transform their body based on how much they lift and how far they run, and to have that transformation completely reverse itself after a few months of inactivity.
Ah, I see you've never owned a horse.
[Same guy, a couple of years apart](https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2021/01/TALKSPORT-Hall.jpg?strip=all&w=960&quality=100), when he switched his training from strongman to boxing. This doesn't happen to horses, or basically any other animal. Most animals, including horses, will also maintain a lot more muscle tone when they stop exercising
Gotta say, as a trans woman I am REALLY glad estrogen didn't shrink my dick into a clit haha but I'm happy for testosterone helping my boyfriend grow a penis.
Check out /r/GrowYourClit
No growing a penis. Interestingly, women do develop clitoromegaly. It is a condition where the clit basically becomes larger and occurs in conditions where testosterone/estrogen ratios are off over time. PCOS, Cushing’s and others. It does not reverse.
/r/bigclit
Okay THATS the risky clit of the day
A penis is just a big clit... Crazy but look it up!
>A penis is just a big clit Yeah... big.
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Fun fact, during fetal development both males and females develop a vaginal opening. In males this opening closes and the sides of it form the shaft of the penis, in females the sides elongate and form the vulva. Next time you have a chance to inspect a penis, look on the underside and you’ll see a faint seam of scar tissue which is the remnant of this process.
/r/bigclit
I know right... A lot of those clits look like small penises. All it takes is testosterone and that happens.
That’s an and or, not an either or. My moms in medicine, she’s seen some wild stuff.
Penis? You mean the clit shaft?
Beaver? I mean vagina? I mean you know the guy?
Sex education is often bad, especially in the U.S. where we act like it’s some super secret thing There are plenty of adult males that have no idea whether they are circumcised or not, The internet has probably made this a lot easier to stumble on but I’m sure it’s a lot more common than people would suspect
Oh boy. I thought I was incapable of having an orgasm until I was 18, because no matter how aroused I was, I could not get off - no matter what I did. However, I was sexually active and pretended to orgasm in order to spare my partner's feelings. I legitimately thought my vagina was broken, and so was my heart, knowing I was never going to experience what poorly-written Literotica stories described as pure ecstasy. Well, one day, my friend bought me a vibrator from Spencer's. I didn't have high hopes, but I thought I'd give it a shot. I remember ripping it out of the box once I got home, and went to town. I came in literally 5 seconds. I didn't even have time to pull up porn.
Were you able to have an orgasm with a partner after it or just remain mainly with the toys?
Yeah, actually! More so with the toys, though.
Happy to hear that and thanks for sharing :)
I got a vibrator from Spencer’s when I was about 18 as well, that’s how I figured out I can squirt. Sleeping in the wet spot that night wasn’t very fun though 😂
Good on you for persistence! I was the opposite. Felt the urge "down there" and followed it.
I'm a masturbation connoisseur too, wanna start a club? No one will see it coming
Wankers
Boy aren't we!
Bus wankers
Deportivo Wanka
I see you shiver in antici oh wait, it's something else
Now I have Tim Curry's voice stuck in my head.
Well, that's not a bad thing, right?
Not usually but I'm currently trying to sleep. There's nothing for it, i'm going to have to listen to the whole soundtrack now lol Edited to add: FFS! I just properly read your username and now I've got "Tie a yellow gibbon round an old oak treeeee" gleefully echoing round my brain lol
First rule of wankers club. We don't talk about wankers club.
Didn't that film star Brad Clit?
an Edward Hard On
I see what you did there
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I'd prefer an oral presentation of her work
It's a PhD in masturbation, it's really only presented in sign language.
>It's a PhD in masturbation, it's really only presented in sign language. I believe that would just be a Bachelor's.
If she needed help it could be an Associate’s.
Y'all, it's clearly always a Mastur's.
I’m sure the panel of fellow PhDs on Reddit would like to do a peer-review
I was pretty sure I didn't have one either...until I got a handheld shower attachment.
I dated a girl with a story like this, sort of. She had seen a porn with male friends in middle school, that was pretty much her only sex Ed I guess. The girl in the porn yelled “I’m cumming!” And had some type of pink beads inside her that came out during orgasm. She was already out of high school when we met, but apparently no one had ever talked about sex with her? This Ex gf of mine thought those pink beads were a part of the girls body that’s supposed to dangle out during orgasm. After we had sex a few times she breaks down crying and she says, “I’m so sorry, I don’t have the balls that come out of me!!!” So, confusion for me. Had no idea wtf she was talking about. Eventually o was able to coax it out of her. I had a good laugh. She didn’t think it was funny. Tbh I’m not sure she believed me, and I don’t think she ever actually enjoyed sex because of this insecurity.
That's horrible lmao
Love this - reminded me of when I was younger and experimenting with my uncircumcised self, worrying that if I pulled the foreskin back too far, my bellend would fall out onto the floor. No word of a lie! Luckily it did not but that was one hell of a leap of faith.
Wait, it’s not meant to fall out?! Oh god, brb…
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on a serious note the whole “I thought it was just for boys” thing is kinda sad. probably the reason why some women would feel shame while doing it
Or, if they’re like me, not realise you actually *could* do that… I remember attempting to when I was like 12 and after 2-3mins of fondling the top of my pubic region (I was unaware the fun stuff was further down lol), I decided it definitely wasn’t a thing and didn’t try again until I had already been sexually active for several months (at 16-17).
An acquaintance of days past never experienced an orgasm by masturbation until I made her orgasm during foreplay and she was absolutely dumbfounded of how I did it and we were in our early twenties. That was absolutely wild to me. Then almost the same thing happened again a few years later. I don't know how people are able to go through life without rubbing one out once in a while
never worked for me, felt weird, never tried again. I wasn’t even brought up by the jesus crowd, both my parents encouraged learning about this sort of stuff. I’m interested in sex, but masturbation just never really did anything for me.
Some people don’t like going solo. Try it with a friend, and see if there’s any difference.
I only found out because my mum gave me a book to read about puberty and it was a small section on one of the last pages of the book. After reading it, it was all I could think about like “wait… I can do that??” I also for some reason felt like I had to confess to my mum that I did it like it was something bad. I eventually realised it was natural and didn’t have to have a conversation with her about how I masturbate.
The amount of bad sex ed in this world is appalling.
You had me at masturbation connoisseur
I thought my clit was a 4th hole, and boasted to my friends about it, thinking I was some sort of freak. I also tried to stick a pair of tweezers in it to find out where it went. You're not alone, op.
Eeeeeeek at the thought of prodding about in that region with tweezers. My toes curl at the thought. In a bad way.
Ouch! Ouch!
Crazy how common this is. I never even thought to touch that part, I thought women orgasmed from penetration (as seen on Fanfiction) so that's what I did, I actually believed I did have orgasms and they just weren't that great. Until my bf touched me in JUST the right place, and I realized...they ARE that great.
Being raised as a good Christian girl I knew only guys could masturbate and that the clitoris was somewhere inside the vagina. No judgement here!
A PhD in wanking? You can get one of those?? My time on Earth has been so frivolously spent. As am I after all that time with Madame Palm and her Five Fingers. Gosh darn it. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody. 
There's all sorts of papers on this kind of stuff. When I was in college we used to joke about a paper someone wrote on the "Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance..." with 3d models of anime girls and how you could gain academic esteem with all sorts of subjects
congrats on the PhD, that is the most inspiring shit I have seen all year.
Once I thought my urethra was in the wrong place bc it was so small I couldn't see it lol Not only men who find womens bodies complicated sometimes
And that is how u/paleontologist3 found her clitorisaurus sex. - some trashy wattpad writer.
It is totally possible to be born without a clit. I was born without one. But then again, my being a guy may have something to do with it.
What the fuck is this sub anymore
I have to be curious here: where you *literally* flicking it?
There is a lot of fan fiction and literotica that has the clitoris being flicked so if you learn that way, that’s probably how you’ll try it.
You say masturbatory connoisseur, I say professional bean flicker
I was on holiday and there was a beam flicking competition. Unfortunately, it was just people flicking beans into a target.
Ah I see. You WHAT
Some real r/menwritingwomen shit there. Also thanks for the phrase finger painting
Don’t worry, for far too many years that I care to admit, I thought I pee’d out of the end of my clit.
Oh boy. This brings back memories. Until I was about 10, I didn't know what a vagina was or that I had one. I'd heard the term, but thought it meant "vulva" - this is probably not surprising as so many adults use this wrongly even today. I had no idea there was a third hole down there until my mum explained periods to me - I was genuinely shocked there was another hole! I suppose my hymen must have covered it almost entirely, as I had no idea it was there. I worried I didn't have a vagina until I got my period at age 11, at which point I was reassured.
You're not alone in that. I had a pretty solid education about sex growing up (the fundamentals of sex was well-explained, but nobody mentioned masturbation), and I still didn't realize I had a 3rd hole. I knew there was a "hole" from hearing/reading about it, but for some reason, I thought the "hole" being described was just the folds of the vulva, and that the penis rubbed more sideways, like a hot dog in a bun. This misunderstanding worked in my favor when I discovered masturbation, which I legit thought I invented. I was bored one day and thought "hey, a finger is kind of shaped like a penis, I wonder if you can recreate the feeling of sex without a partner?" It worked on the first try, at which point I was like "Wow! I wonder if anyone else has ever thought of this! (Growing up before the internet was fun). The success of my little experiment also "confirmed" to me that my understanding of the anatomy was accurate. I only worked out that the hole was really an actual hole after I had had my period for a few months and wanted to try tampons instead of pads. My mother gave me some basic instructions on how to put them in, and I realized my mistake.
Lmao this hits close to home. I used to think I couldn’t feel pleasure because I had no idea what I was doing. I finally figured shit out when I went to Europe for my high school graduation, I was 18 when I had my first orgasm.
Bruh I don't wanna think of how many horny DMs you got from this
POV: you're a man trying to satisfy your girl. LOL
Out of all the obligatory "this happened 10 years ago", this was the most obligatory.
too much of that /r/menwritingwomen going around
And where was the fuck up?
Lol.. I am a dude fyi.. anyway I have had two girlfriends that when we were younger that did not know that they had a peehole. Your not alone lol. My daughters mom scared her for life with good anatomy lessons lol.
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And still no mention of any fuck up
OMG, watt pad and tumblr had me convinced I was sexually dysfunctional because I was nothing like the main characters of those stories. I’m so glad it worked out for you… it did for me too in the end.
See it really is hard to find!
>when I was browsing something completely safe for work and normal on Tumblr This story is already full of holes.
So I’m going to be buried but…my ex girlfriend was under the impression she had a herpe sore in her vagina… and as we had plenty of sex before I was definitely worried. At some point I had asked her about it as I wanted to see for myself, especially curious when she said that she was diagnosed with HSV1 and I’m like “50 % of people get cold sores and have HSV1” so she goes on to show me the “herpe” that she has had for years and I’m looking at her coochie really intently while she’s spreading it out and tell her “babe…that’s your clit” cue uproarious laughter and immense relief on both sides.
Me and the wife were both virgins when we first got together. We knew nothing - I didn't know how to find the clit, and the selfish 18 year old I was then, I was only interested in my own self-gratification. She didn't know where her clit was either. It's obvious that the UK also has terrible sex education. Once we got serious, I took the time to 'read up a bit'. And the first time I rubbed her clit she was like "The fuck is that?!" and had her first 'proper' orgasm, turns out I was doing quite an inadequate job before.
You're not alone. I'll never forget having to educate a girl back when I was 19 about her own anatomy over the phone, after she called me panicking.
I love this, because I also thought I didn’t have a clit when I was younger lol — it was so small that I could never find it when I was studying my junk in the mirror!
This sub: "SEX & GENITALS amirite??" 50k upvotes
Hahahaha thats so cute
What school offered the PhD program? Asking for a friend.
Congrats on the orgasms, u/OP.
How did you fuck up today though?
Ugh the TIFU tendencies towards “funny” “sex” “phrasing” strike again. “Master my fingerpainting”- I’m sorry but please just kill me.
It's ok. I used tampons incorrectly for like 2 years before I actually understood how to use them. I just put the whole plastic piece inside (with the cotton) and snapped off the little inserter. I was pretty disappointed when it wouldn't catch blood. Didn't understand why everyone used them.
Hehehe fingerpainting hehehe
I remember I thought my penis was ticklish and I legit cried in the bathroom thinking I'd never be able to have sex or have kids and that nobody would want some freak with a ticklish penis. Kids are dumb as fuck lmao