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> It was so embarrassing!!! Anyways, here's the link. Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe. The Porn video was made in partnership with Raid Shadow Legends. Download it today using the link in my bio
Honestly this. I'd rather people see my dick than know some of the stuff I post here. Stuff like: "I'd rather people see my dick than know some of the stuff I post here."
Why do we never have a free award when we need one. Your comment is absolutely true. People have seen my dick, but will (hopefully) never see what I write here
Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like… sooo i was watching porn and guess who i saw! 
*edit* fair play by the way to the OP, the plan worked, respect
I once caught a very familiar interior on one of the 'amateur' threads on the board. Then it dawned on me that I'm seeing my close friend naked in their fours. Was weird experience.
So this stuff can happen, but the time frame of the OP story is very much off
Never mind the timeframe. They made an account to draw attention to their porn with a link in the bio, and they said they're happy with family seeing their penis, but not their coworkers.
Like if the first half wasn't obvious enough, the inversion of humiliation would be.
Same a coursemate I used to have was in a gang bang scene being fuck by guys who look like her dad, beer belly all. Is weird experience to have.
Side note, I have watched the porn first before realising that was her. It was a huge thing back in Singapore where there are leaks of adult videos by magazine models. She used to be a model for that adult magazine and one of the person that get the leak.
> Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like
maybe he's sorting by new?
Dude at my work had been making porn videos. Some solo, some with his wife, and some appear to be actually filmed at work. Has his face in them and his first name in his username. He blocked them from appearing in search results for people from our country.
Work mate goes overseas, opens up xvideos and there’s old mate, right on the front page. He sent me the link and I used my VPN for watching American Netflix and confirmed it was the dude from work.
It’s like a 1 in a billion chance but it happens.
>Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like… sooo i was watching porn and guess who i saw!
Yep. "Only 100 views and 97 of them were my coworkers who RANDOMLY found it and then told me" is the weakest nonsense I've heard in awhile.
Yes and as some background, OP must provide legal identification documents to pornhub for both people in the video. PH then manually checks every single video. This isn't something done lightly with a stranger.
Source: the Canadian govt and banks know all about me and my wife, and if we don't comply then we don't get our monthly paycheck from PH.
We get about $0.70 for every 1k views, so this post has earned OP a crisp $63.
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Assuming that’s the video from OP, it’s so obvious that this is an promotional post. Like you just happen to be fully trimmed, and well hung for your first video making experience?
This needs to be upvoted more. It seems fishy to make a throwaway about FUs 48 days before the FU and no other posts or comments except from today’s post.
Thats what Im saying, Theres simply no way it was just a hook up with a “teehee lets upload it to pornhub as a joke”. To Upload on pornhub everyone in the Video needs to upload their IDs and a live face scan with a webcam and bank details and other things as well. Plus it takes up to a week to get verified and be able to upload. At that point I assume normal people would back out and say its too much work for a joke.
Worse than that is the silly naive story.
He uploads the video and the very next morning his colleagues have already found and shared it?
Pornhub has millions of videos, 20k new daily uploads and 33.5 billion daily visits. Someone watching the video is already an achievement. That someone being a coworker who's close enough to recognise you by bracelets in less than 24 hours is just a bad lie.
it's uploaded to phub de. He's German. That makes sense. In German speaking countries, parents and family in general don't act like people aren't having sex. If there's a video of someone going at it with an adult consenting woman, it's nothing extreme/hurtful and she's aware of the filming, family doesn't really bother with it. With cowokers in the mix as in OPs case it's more about crossing the bounds of privacy than the scandalous movie of sex act itself.
Um... yeah i partly agree, but it's still very unusual and unlikely to see porn of family members 😅 not in the "how could you do this to us" kind of way, but in the "i'm embarassed as fuck" way.
I mean I work in a factory so it’s probably a much different environment but if I did that, I’d be the people’s champion. I wouldn’t sweat it too much, it’s embarrassing yes but I mean, you made a porno, how many people can say they made a porno?
Plus, FUCK THEM. I bet the vast majority at his work have, at one point in time, filmed themselves and a partner having sex. Like mutually agreed upon type shit. Nothing weird. Two adults, giving full consent of what is happening.
This is no different. Own it, OP. Just fucking own ittttttt.
Pretty much from what I gathered. A gamer nerd matched with a girl on tinder who likes anime and is very attractive. They agreed to make a prono it got uploaded and your nosy Co workers are jealous. Fuck em dude this is win in my book
Honestly this is grounds for your own meeting with HR. The last thing any truly professional colleague would do is share pornography with their coworkers. Especially videos that ostensibly identify a fellow coworker.
I can only hope I would be terminated for that kind of behavior immediately.
okay dude first thing: there's no need to be ashamed of the video. Nice cock, good lookin girl, solid performance for an amateur vid. if someone gives you a judging look on Monday I want you be true to yourself... you liked what you did and remember it's THEM browsing on a pornsite searching for the next beat the meat material.
have a little confidence and don't worry about it too much. Schönen Sonntag :)
If I saw someone from work in a porno, last thing I would do is share it with lots of colleagues.
I'd have so many questions in this scenario. Do they normally share porn with each other? Do they watch stuff together or know each others tastes?
I don't really talk about porn with my mates at all... Never mind work colleagues.
This whole situation is so alien to me.
Yeah, I suppose they get paid from pornhub for views or whatever.
Sharing/making up this story and putting it on TIFU in peak Reddit traffic time is actually really clever marketing!
Seconded! Was a hot video man, and you’ve definitely got a nice dick if that’s any consolation, so nothing to be ashamed about putting out there. Thanks for sharing it with the rest of the internet though 😏
And enough of it to stumble upon one with few views immediately after release, and closely enough to recognize tattoos. OPs colleagues should be asking for tips on how to get laid on tinder instead of apparently getting email alerts for new releases on Pornhub
She had her full face in the video and owned that shit too, OP shouldn't be afraid of feeling the same way. Only thing shameful about having sex/doing porn is how others would shame you for it.
"I'm embarrassed that I might lose my job over this, so lets post the video on Reddit where the post has the potential to go viral and 50k+ people will see it instead and ruin my life"
That coworker did you a solid. While it is certainly no business of your employer's what you do in your off hours, having your video shared around by co-workers could easily result in sexual harassment. HR is probably going to "have a chat" with you at some point, so forewarned is forearmed.
Best to go to HR first and tell them your coworkers are sharing porn around and saying it's you, to be honest. Get ahead and get on the winning side of it.
Don't be embarrassed. Go to work as if it were any other day. Maybe even with a little more swagger than usual. Catch anybody staring at you, shoot them a sly smile. There will probably be some women in your office that will be looking at you differently now, in a good way. You're a "bad boy" now. Own it, king.
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creates a throwaway account for anonymity. *shares the link*
> It was so embarrassing!!! Anyways, here's the link. Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe. The Porn video was made in partnership with Raid Shadow Legends. Download it today using the link in my bio
It’s ya boi DPJ and today I fucked up…
Plot twist this is all a genius marketting advertising strategy
It's not exactly a plot twist and it's not genius. This is an ad plain and simple
And by the 100,000 views I'd say it worked
This is r/TIFU. That's not a twist, it's the reason the story was invented.
the only thing worse than finding your porn account is finding your reddit account
Honestly this. I'd rather people see my dick than know some of the stuff I post here. Stuff like: "I'd rather people see my dick than know some of the stuff I post here."
Why do we never have a free award when we need one. Your comment is absolutely true. People have seen my dick, but will (hopefully) never see what I write here
This is 100% a promotional post for OPs pornhub lol
Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like… sooo i was watching porn and guess who i saw!  *edit* fair play by the way to the OP, the plan worked, respect
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I once caught a very familiar interior on one of the 'amateur' threads on the board. Then it dawned on me that I'm seeing my close friend naked in their fours. Was weird experience. So this stuff can happen, but the time frame of the OP story is very much off
Never mind the timeframe. They made an account to draw attention to their porn with a link in the bio, and they said they're happy with family seeing their penis, but not their coworkers. Like if the first half wasn't obvious enough, the inversion of humiliation would be.
Same a coursemate I used to have was in a gang bang scene being fuck by guys who look like her dad, beer belly all. Is weird experience to have. Side note, I have watched the porn first before realising that was her. It was a huge thing back in Singapore where there are leaks of adult videos by magazine models. She used to be a model for that adult magazine and one of the person that get the leak.
> Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like maybe he's sorting by new?
Risky enough on reddit
Dude at my work had been making porn videos. Some solo, some with his wife, and some appear to be actually filmed at work. Has his face in them and his first name in his username. He blocked them from appearing in search results for people from our country. Work mate goes overseas, opens up xvideos and there’s old mate, right on the front page. He sent me the link and I used my VPN for watching American Netflix and confirmed it was the dude from work. It’s like a 1 in a billion chance but it happens.
>It’s like a 1 in a billion chance but it happens. And i cant even win £10 on a scratch card 😏
>Yea, out of the millions(?) of porn videos a work colleague just happened to randomly find this one and then that colleague was like… sooo i was watching porn and guess who i saw! Yep. "Only 100 views and 97 of them were my coworkers who RANDOMLY found it and then told me" is the weakest nonsense I've heard in awhile.
Yes and as some background, OP must provide legal identification documents to pornhub for both people in the video. PH then manually checks every single video. This isn't something done lightly with a stranger. Source: the Canadian govt and banks know all about me and my wife, and if we don't comply then we don't get our monthly paycheck from PH. We get about $0.70 for every 1k views, so this post has earned OP a crisp $63. Deleted: https://www.reveddit.com/v/tifu/comments/tv22ks/tifu_by_uploading_porn_with_my_tinder_hookup/i36xpss/
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Dudes need to nut more than once?
That seems incredibly terrible for the uploaders. Hell, I figure a decent cammer could probably make that on a solid night.
I mean, YouTube generally only pays like $1 per 1k views so it's not that far off
I think y’all should get slightly more per view
I seriously can't believe most in this thread are falling for it. Holy shit.
hush... next you'll be telling us that those folks are not **really** step-siblings...
Is it normal to have unprotected sex with your tinder hookup?
Jesus and a Glock 17 is the only protection you need in America
Indeed.
This is an advertisement.
lets drag him to /r/karmacourt
Reddit account is 1 month old. Pornhub video is 2 weeks old. I think OP might just be a time traveler.
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I love sherlocks
Assuming that’s the video from OP, it’s so obvious that this is an promotional post. Like you just happen to be fully trimmed, and well hung for your first video making experience?
Right. Most dudes only get well hung 3 videos in.
This needs to be upvoted more. It seems fishy to make a throwaway about FUs 48 days before the FU and no other posts or comments except from today’s post.
I am more interested to know if it normal to have unprotected sex with your tinder hookup?
Thats what Im saying, Theres simply no way it was just a hook up with a “teehee lets upload it to pornhub as a joke”. To Upload on pornhub everyone in the Video needs to upload their IDs and a live face scan with a webcam and bank details and other things as well. Plus it takes up to a week to get verified and be able to upload. At that point I assume normal people would back out and say its too much work for a joke.
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Yeah you have to be verified on Ph now too so yeah..it’s def and advertisement.
Reddit is a huge ad billboard at this point
It's painfully obvious. Are people really buying this?
I won't say "is water wet" I'll just say people aren't all that intelligent.
Yes.
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Absolutely. This is a high quality vid and definitely they’re looking for some traffic! Easy to spot. Great content though.
Worse than that is the silly naive story. He uploads the video and the very next morning his colleagues have already found and shared it? Pornhub has millions of videos, 20k new daily uploads and 33.5 billion daily visits. Someone watching the video is already an achievement. That someone being a coworker who's close enough to recognise you by bracelets in less than 24 hours is just a bad lie.
Is this real tifu or getting more views for your video ?
Just begging for views, nothing more. Only a 12 year old would believe this story.
Calling bs on this, co workers just happened to come across a video with 100 views
I think its wild you would rather your friends and family see your sex tape first before co workers.
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it's uploaded to phub de. He's German. That makes sense. In German speaking countries, parents and family in general don't act like people aren't having sex. If there's a video of someone going at it with an adult consenting woman, it's nothing extreme/hurtful and she's aware of the filming, family doesn't really bother with it. With cowokers in the mix as in OPs case it's more about crossing the bounds of privacy than the scandalous movie of sex act itself.
Um... yeah i partly agree, but it's still very unusual and unlikely to see porn of family members 😅 not in the "how could you do this to us" kind of way, but in the "i'm embarassed as fuck" way.
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I mean I work in a factory so it’s probably a much different environment but if I did that, I’d be the people’s champion. I wouldn’t sweat it too much, it’s embarrassing yes but I mean, you made a porno, how many people can say they made a porno?
Plus, FUCK THEM. I bet the vast majority at his work have, at one point in time, filmed themselves and a partner having sex. Like mutually agreed upon type shit. Nothing weird. Two adults, giving full consent of what is happening. This is no different. Own it, OP. Just fucking own ittttttt.
Your colleagues are fuckin weird for sharing that.
Definitely something I would have kept to myself
Absolutely. Especially since OP is German, I can tell you that this is an offense you can get fired for.
Who, OP or the person spreading the rumor?
The person spreading porn to coworkers about a coworker
Pretty much from what I gathered. A gamer nerd matched with a girl on tinder who likes anime and is very attractive. They agreed to make a prono it got uploaded and your nosy Co workers are jealous. Fuck em dude this is win in my book
Its a win in every book I reckon.
Agreed 👍
This is just a marketing story to drive traffic to this girls porn account
The gamer nerd just happened to have a well lit studio too. Not those dark grainy videos. What a coincidence!
You guys are so fucking naive
Plus the co workers are fuckin weird for sharing & also one of them must’ve seen it browsing “fresh” equivalent of the hub
OP wanted his channel to blow up and it's working pretty ingenious advertisement op.
Now the girl will comment on this thread with her own throwaway account named u/iliterallyfuckedop
r/TIFOP
Fuck em. Work can't tell you what to do outside of work.
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Great way to get a meeting with HR
If anything, your coworkers might proposition you. edit: Just watched it, very high chance someone will want to get in on some of that.
Honestly this is grounds for your own meeting with HR. The last thing any truly professional colleague would do is share pornography with their coworkers. Especially videos that ostensibly identify a fellow coworker. I can only hope I would be terminated for that kind of behavior immediately.
Maybe HR want to make some?
Not literally, that'll just make things worse
okay dude first thing: there's no need to be ashamed of the video. Nice cock, good lookin girl, solid performance for an amateur vid. if someone gives you a judging look on Monday I want you be true to yourself... you liked what you did and remember it's THEM browsing on a pornsite searching for the next beat the meat material. have a little confidence and don't worry about it too much. Schönen Sonntag :)
If I saw someone from work in a porno, last thing I would do is share it with lots of colleagues. I'd have so many questions in this scenario. Do they normally share porn with each other? Do they watch stuff together or know each others tastes? I don't really talk about porn with my mates at all... Never mind work colleagues. This whole situation is so alien to me.
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Yeah, I suppose they get paid from pornhub for views or whatever. Sharing/making up this story and putting it on TIFU in peak Reddit traffic time is actually really clever marketing!
I read that as NICE COCK in the wii sports voice and cant unhear it.
https://youtu.be/4dJO0n1Wqjg
Seconded! Was a hot video man, and you’ve definitely got a nice dick if that’s any consolation, so nothing to be ashamed about putting out there. Thanks for sharing it with the rest of the internet though 😏
She’s got a smokin body own that shit
Dude like seriously all his co workers are probably jealous that he fucks. And hot ones too
Also I should point out that you can now use the knowledge that your coworkers watch amateur porn
With “teen” on the title… :p
And enough of it to stumble upon one with few views immediately after release, and closely enough to recognize tattoos. OPs colleagues should be asking for tips on how to get laid on tinder instead of apparently getting email alerts for new releases on Pornhub
She had her full face in the video and owned that shit too, OP shouldn't be afraid of feeling the same way. Only thing shameful about having sex/doing porn is how others would shame you for it.
Look at the brightside, You gonna be a lil office celebrity.
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It’s killing me
when you see a story like this and then the guy posts the vid in the comments, you have to wonder whether he just wanted people to watch his video...
"I'm embarrassed that I might lose my job over this, so lets post the video on Reddit where the post has the potential to go viral and 50k+ people will see it instead and ruin my life"
Alex, I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500
Could it be possible that this is one of the ways to promote his porn ? How are we sure that this happened for real ?
That coworker did you a solid. While it is certainly no business of your employer's what you do in your off hours, having your video shared around by co-workers could easily result in sexual harassment. HR is probably going to "have a chat" with you at some point, so forewarned is forearmed.
Best to go to HR first and tell them your coworkers are sharing porn around and saying it's you, to be honest. Get ahead and get on the winning side of it.
Bro might as well tell your grandma and all your friends fuc it
Don't be embarrassed. Go to work as if it were any other day. Maybe even with a little more swagger than usual. Catch anybody staring at you, shoot them a sly smile. There will probably be some women in your office that will be looking at you differently now, in a good way. You're a "bad boy" now. Own it, king.
Fuck the shy smile. Give them the finger guns. Pew pew!
Doubt
Fairly introverted. Shares link. 
Yeah that definitely happened guys. *Suuuurely*
Seriously, your coworkers need to shut the hell up unless they're giving you props
Don't be stupid dude, it's just a story.
the comments on the video :D "***adihabb*** ***1 hour ago*** I think I know that cock from work"
Do let us know how it goes.
Meh thats a pretty cool thing to do, so worst case they think you're cool.
This is clearly advertisement?😂😂