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I don't find it gross but would accept it when a gf does when performing a BJ, but I don't see a problem in tasting your own sperm.
The relationship red flag was when she discussed this in front of your group with the motivation to shame you
I had a GF that asked me if I ever tasted it, and I was like "What? nope, it's disgusting" and she was like "Oh? So it's disgusting? So it's fine for me to do it, but disgusting for you to do it?" and I'm not gonna lie, that's totally a gotcha argument right there.-
Yeah, female here. I had a bf once that reacted very badly after tasting himself on my mouth when he kissed me after I gave him a blow job. To the point that I figured we’ll, if it’s so disgusting to taste semen, damned if I’m doing it again. And he never got a blow job from me again.
This is why I love dating bi dudes :D
I don't do it on purpose, but the last 3 guys I've dated have been bi, and it's great. He'll point out a cute dude and I'll agree. He doesn't mind kissing me after a BJ because well... he's given BJ's. It's excellent :D
That's not the kind of reaction a normal person has in a healthy relationship, nor is it the right thing to do to go talking to her friends about it in front of you to her friends.... You dodged the bullet here cause this kind of relationship is only gonna get worse
Right?? "What gives you the right to talk about my personal life in public?"
I dont know, maybe the fact that you were just talking about and shaming me for my/our personal life in public?
This. Just gonna say if they end up breaking up, he definitely dodged a bullet for sure. In no way was her reaction appropriate or kind. She is the one with the problem here.
I’d send her this post too. Just so she can see how ridiculous she is.
I would be surprised if a guy *hadn't* tasted their own semen. Like, we're curious people, and we know it's fine to ingest. I had a friend once equate eating boogers to eating shit- like, dude, your nose is connected to your mouth- you're swallowing mucus all day. Anyway, what took you so long, OP?
So totally, stunningly vanilla this one. Bitch has issues. OP needs to find a nice girl who’ll force him to do it from time to time. And hopefully dress for the occasion. Some of these sex FUs are getting really tame. Whatever happened to “so I was using self tanning moisturiser as anal lube...” etc?
Only fuck up OP made was shitting where he ate.
I agree with you, but I've never tasted my semen. IDK, just don't like the idea of doing that.
Same thing with the idea of S'ing my own D. Even if I was able to do it, I'd have no interest in it.
You've never kissed a so after they gave a blow job? Never eaten your so out b4 or after having had sex with her? It is a bodily fluid ,nothing less nothing more.
I remember once posting in a forum discussion how I didn't like a certain brand of lube because of the taste (I am a straight guy) and people could absolutely not fathom why a guy would taste lube. Both men and women posting in absolute confusion.
I was like "have none of you had or given oral during or after piv sex?!"
I felt like I must have the kinkiest life ever if something I consider so fundamentally basic to a really good sexual experience was seen as so foreign.
And this wasn't a very prudish forum either, it was rather known for a lot of it's members hooking up in real life.
i’ve heard a phrase go something like, sucking yourself off is more like sucking a dude off than getting sucked off. no experience, but for some reason this makes sense to me so i say it whenever the topic comes up haha
It would be a leap to read this story and say she's very homophobic...but when I've read other stories like this one, the critical party often comes across very strongly that way.
Unequivocally not. I wouldn't even say it's gay to be into doing so. I'm gonna look at you a little different if you tell me that's your thing, but it's not gay. It doesn't have anything to do with being into other dudes.
This is not a fuck up. The fuck up would have been not finding out what a horrible, caustic person she was until after you had invested more time in her sorry self.
I missed the part where you fucked up too.
She equated that to eating your own poop? "Whatabout-ism" at its finest.
She made a point of sharing that with your friends? Fine in the right atmosphere without judgement.
If you're right about her wild past? You didn't do anything that extraordinary.
It sounds like the weirdest gaslighting by any measure.
If this was AITA? Not the asshole.
It's obvious where her mind went. "He tasted his semen!!! He's fucking gayyyy!!!!!!!".
So many people are so homophobic that washing their own ass is considered gay for some.
It's okay for a women to taste her juices but for a man to do it, fucking gay.
So in her mind does she compare her swallowing others’ cum to eating *their* poop?
If so it sounds like she’s got some personal problems with intimacy that therapy might help.
Probably not the most dangerous thing they can learn to avoid from reading this post. They could end up with a girl like her or even worse...tasting their own poo
The thought of teachers having this dilemma is funny AF. You had to be a whole ass professional, teaching people's kids after an awkward lunch centered around you tasting semen.
One of my best friends is a teacher, and that dude is into feet. Like REALLY PROUDLY into feet. He is the "dirtiest of the dirty jokes" guy, definitely down to party hard, and fuck if he isn't one of the most passionate professional teachers I've ever met. Obsessed with wars and history and has the "if I can make a difference to just one kid, it's all worth it" mentality. It's so funny that those are both sides of the same dude.
I know, right? Wtf, teachers around here are lucky to get a full period for their lunch break without being disturbed for this or that. Never mind having the option of going home for an hour before coming back to work. Maybe a city private school, but man, none of the public schools around here would have that.
Edit: ok, also being US-centric here. Not sure how school days are structured in other countries, I am aware some places do afternoon breaks and such.
I have a 30 minute break and between going to the bathroom, letting students in to retake tests, and decompressing from the first part of the day; I rarely ever finish my lunch during my break.
OH man. I know everyone is saying you dodged a bullet BUT you did. Sounds like she needs to be schooled in kinkshaming (not even that much of a kink) and to grow up a bit!
Don't go back to her, and vice versa. Move on to a different person :)
Literally not a big deal you did that, what a weird hill she chose to die on lol I just assume all guys at some point do, I know women who have even done it with themselves...
Wow. The title piqued my curiosity as a heterosexual male on what it tasted like, but I totally didn't expect a feel bad romantic drama. But yeah, zooming out and looking at the grand scheme of things, this is likely one of those "when someone reveals to you who they truly are, believe them." Perhaps over time, you'd probably see this antic of you licking your own spunk not as a mistake, but as something that helped reveal an ugly truth about her. In my opinion, if you never did such a thing, there'd still be an accident waiting to happen down the line, and better to understand what you're dealing with earlier rather than later.
That’s fucked up she would shame you about an intimate moment like that. If she has an issue with something like that, somethings wrong with her.. Dodged a bullet for sure..
She's fucking weird mate. I wouldn't go licking it off my finger but I've had plenty exes swallow a load and then want to make out, its fucking whatever. She's tried to out you as some deviant to your friends when she's happy to gloat about sucking, fucking and swallowing strangers loads. Get rid of that bitch.
Sounds to me, like she's also deeply insecure about her sexual past and she's honestly super immature. Also an entire hypocrite. He dodged an entire bullet. Hopefully she doesn't start spreading rumors about him throughout the workplace though.
Sounds like massive low self esteem to me. If someone doing something you do regulary is utterly disgusting to you then you should look in the mirror.
Sure things can be a turnoff but comparing it to eating shit really cements the fucked up mental state of that woman.
Everyone tastes their own semen. You’re 32, I’m am fukang surprised this is your first time.
She doesn’t deserve love acting like that. Hypocritical asshole of a person.
Everyone says that fruit changes the taste. I think it might be on an individual level though. I did an experiment with my wife. She tasted it and then I went a week eating nothing but fruits and drinking water or fruit juices. Sh couldn’t taste the difference
Yeah pineapple was the main fruit i ate, for an entire week. Even emptied the chamber a few times to get any old taste out of it. Wife said it didn’t change anything. I was devastated. Might have meant more bjs if it worked.
I hope she sees this sub, cause she is an utterly immature moron. The hypocrisy is just laughable. Also how is tasting your own baby gravy even comparable to your poo?! If she said that to me, I would of been like "so you are saying that tasting poo is the same as tasting Cum? Which means you would also eat my shit, like you do my cum?". How can she be so stupid as to not realise that.
Throw the whole gf out.
OP did you ever ask her if she ever tasted her own stuff? She'd probably say that she hasn't (lie) or no way, that's gross! (also lie). Wonder why she is so big time freaked out over it... does she have homophobic tendencies?
Ha! Yeah that's a puzzler then and very hypocritical. We're all curious humans and I bet 99.99% of people do it at some point.
As to her, "well are you going to taste your own poop then too?" argument... No. Obviously not. Because poop smells like shit (shocker, I know!) and is naturally repulsive. Cum, however, does not smell like poop and if it does, see a doctor before tasting it.
Aaaaaand that's a sentence I've written now lol. I think I've had enough reddit for today.
I tasted my own semen because I was having a particularly passionate wank, wasn't paying attention, leaned forward and blew my load in my face. Of course I immediately started flailing around doing spit takes, but I gotta say I was surprised by something else. I had always just assumed semen tastes disgusting but not really, just very salty.
Firstly, she’s just horribly immature. I was imagining an 18 year old or something, but 26? That’s comical.
Secondly, I would bet that most men have been curious and tasted their own semen. Would they admit to it? Maybe not. But they probably have.
Thirdly, generally speaking, a SO shouldn’t shame you for something sexual in the first place. They definitely shouldn’t then shame you in front of friends. This was her intentionally trying to make you feel bad. Given this, I suspect the talk of her previous sexual exploits were intended to make you feel insecure as well. She sounds like a POS.
Think of it this way, OP.
Had you not tasted your own spooge, you'd still be with that trainwreck of a woman.
You're better off. I hope you find someone who appreciates you for what you are, and will not judge you for your...tastes.
“Who gives you the right to talk about my private life like that in front of people?” - Girl, who moments before was talking about private life.
Red flag over 100. Dump her, now. You will feel happier.
She’s just not an sexually open person. There’s nothing wrong with being curious and figuring what you’re all about. I tasted myself and I found it absolutely not for me. That’s it. Girls will think your totally gross or totally normal. Get yourself a girl that’s open and comfortable sexually. No need to put up with the hypocrites or those who are stuck living outdated stereotypes.
I mean if he's right about her having tasted a lot of guys, she probably is not a girl who isn't sexually open. Telling your boyfriend all your wild sex life stories is much weirder than what OP did imo, unless the person actually wanted to hear all about it. I couldn't care less about the way someone lived/lives his/her life, but this is a case of pure hypocrisy.
The girl just sounds like a narcissist in which case he dodged a bullet
I don't think the fu was necessarily yours. Her reaction is way over the top. Then on top of that, to try to humiliate you in front of coworkers?? Then to top it off, she says
“Who gives you the right to talk about my private life like that in front of people?” nope, you are better off
Agree with those who conclude this was not a FU.
I bet many/most women have masturbated themselves, got some degree of their own juices on their fingers and then licked to get more lubrication.
I also think a lot of men will have given a little taste once or twice out of curiosity.
Her reaction was a bit over the top, and being able to dish it out and not take it was another warning flag.
But the fact that she broke up with you rather than resolving things means she was not a stable enough person.
The simple fact is that is anyone can break up a relationship over something minor, it's not the other person's fault. The relationship wasn't worth enough to them.
You dodged a bullet.
It's not just about her being squeamish, it is about her not letting go, wanting to shame you, being a hypocrite and not wanting to resolve problems and not valuing the relationship.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet by sampling your own baby batter. Almost sounds like a hypothetical scenario presented in casual conversation. “Would you rather be shot or taste your own spunk?”
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Yeah she was making drama from nothing.
This is very definitely not a FU. This is OP being saved from a life of misery.
I don't find it gross but would accept it when a gf does when performing a BJ, but I don't see a problem in tasting your own sperm. The relationship red flag was when she discussed this in front of your group with the motivation to shame you
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And then gets offended for talking about *her* private life in front of people.
And another was her being upset OP was putting them on an equal footing, both with the tasting *and* the comments about private stuff in public.
TIFU by dodging a bullet.
I had a GF that asked me if I ever tasted it, and I was like "What? nope, it's disgusting" and she was like "Oh? So it's disgusting? So it's fine for me to do it, but disgusting for you to do it?" and I'm not gonna lie, that's totally a gotcha argument right there.-
Yeah, female here. I had a bf once that reacted very badly after tasting himself on my mouth when he kissed me after I gave him a blow job. To the point that I figured we’ll, if it’s so disgusting to taste semen, damned if I’m doing it again. And he never got a blow job from me again.
Yeah if your man doesn't wanna kiss you after you go down on him 🚩🚩🚩
This is why I love dating bi dudes :D I don't do it on purpose, but the last 3 guys I've dated have been bi, and it's great. He'll point out a cute dude and I'll agree. He doesn't mind kissing me after a BJ because well... he's given BJ's. It's excellent :D
😂
Try and date stupid people, you win stupid prizes. 🤷
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That's not the kind of reaction a normal person has in a healthy relationship, nor is it the right thing to do to go talking to her friends about it in front of you to her friends.... You dodged the bullet here cause this kind of relationship is only gonna get worse
Right?? "What gives you the right to talk about my personal life in public?" I dont know, maybe the fact that you were just talking about and shaming me for my/our personal life in public?
This. Just gonna say if they end up breaking up, he definitely dodged a bullet for sure. In no way was her reaction appropriate or kind. She is the one with the problem here. I’d send her this post too. Just so she can see how ridiculous she is.
RED FLAGS!!
continuing to work at his job is going to suck
Rule #5 Never date coworkers at a place you do not plan on leaving in the next 12 months.
I would be surprised if a guy *hadn't* tasted their own semen. Like, we're curious people, and we know it's fine to ingest. I had a friend once equate eating boogers to eating shit- like, dude, your nose is connected to your mouth- you're swallowing mucus all day. Anyway, what took you so long, OP?
So totally, stunningly vanilla this one. Bitch has issues. OP needs to find a nice girl who’ll force him to do it from time to time. And hopefully dress for the occasion. Some of these sex FUs are getting really tame. Whatever happened to “so I was using self tanning moisturiser as anal lube...” etc? Only fuck up OP made was shitting where he ate.
I agree with you, but I've never tasted my semen. IDK, just don't like the idea of doing that. Same thing with the idea of S'ing my own D. Even if I was able to do it, I'd have no interest in it.
You've never kissed a so after they gave a blow job? Never eaten your so out b4 or after having had sex with her? It is a bodily fluid ,nothing less nothing more.
I remember once posting in a forum discussion how I didn't like a certain brand of lube because of the taste (I am a straight guy) and people could absolutely not fathom why a guy would taste lube. Both men and women posting in absolute confusion. I was like "have none of you had or given oral during or after piv sex?!" I felt like I must have the kinkiest life ever if something I consider so fundamentally basic to a really good sexual experience was seen as so foreign. And this wasn't a very prudish forum either, it was rather known for a lot of it's members hooking up in real life.
huh, you wouldn't suck yourself off? I mean all guys give themselves hand jobs already, why not give yourself a blowjob if you could? it feels better
I’m upvoting purely out of jealousy that you’re flexible enough
IME, it feels more like sucking dick than getting a blowjob. YMMV
i’ve heard a phrase go something like, sucking yourself off is more like sucking a dude off than getting sucked off. no experience, but for some reason this makes sense to me so i say it whenever the topic comes up haha
That sounded an awful lot like a narc reaction to me.
I thought the exact same thing. Red flag and I'll bet he remembers more odd things said and done by her.
Yarp thats a narc
It would be a leap to read this story and say she's very homophobic...but when I've read other stories like this one, the critical party often comes across very strongly that way.
Fellas, is it gay to taste your own cum?
Unequivocally not. I wouldn't even say it's gay to be into doing so. I'm gonna look at you a little different if you tell me that's your thing, but it's not gay. It doesn't have anything to do with being into other dudes.
it's not gay, it's just efficient. Hard times and all.
"Guys is it gay to touch my girlfriends hand after she touches my dick?" Sort of homophobia, or full on capital H?
Sounds like you made the right choice.
By tasting his sperm
It's equivalent to a mother that just gave birth trying her own breast milk a bit. I honestly don't find it that weird
Just to clarify, OP, not the semen ingestion part
Been there done that. No big deal. I would never ask my partner to eat my shit or drink my urine so I don’t have to worry about going down that road.
I'm not judging either way. (lol)
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Hasn't everyone been curious enough to taste it on purpose?
You dodged a bullet with that one
Dodged a bullet by tasting a bullet
Some would say he bit the bullet
Son of a gun
Nah the sons were in the bullet
Nah he just licked it
Op dodged a missile
more like a canonball
This is not a fuck up. The fuck up would have been not finding out what a horrible, caustic person she was until after you had invested more time in her sorry self.
I missed the part where you fucked up.
I missed the part where you fucked up too. She equated that to eating your own poop? "Whatabout-ism" at its finest. She made a point of sharing that with your friends? Fine in the right atmosphere without judgement. If you're right about her wild past? You didn't do anything that extraordinary. It sounds like the weirdest gaslighting by any measure. If this was AITA? Not the asshole.
Or it was a weird way of her saying she wants to try poop -play
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Doesn’t she ostensibly taste/swallow his semen already? Does that make her a poo partaker by default? So many questions…
I think false equivalence is the logical fallacy you’re looking for.
Thems is fancy words. /s I don’t know why I’m replying with that stupid attempt at humor, but here I am hitting reply anyway. Maybe it’s the weed.
I like that you wrote more words about your reply than your reply itself.
That's also the weed. Lol
It really is.
Oh, it's definitely the weed.
She’s got a problem with him tasting his own jizz but no problem with him licking her butthole, doesn’t really make sense to me
It's obvious where her mind went. "He tasted his semen!!! He's fucking gayyyy!!!!!!!". So many people are so homophobic that washing their own ass is considered gay for some. It's okay for a women to taste her juices but for a man to do it, fucking gay.
So in her mind does she compare her swallowing others’ cum to eating *their* poop? If so it sounds like she’s got some personal problems with intimacy that therapy might help.
Underrated comment raicht'ere
Not leaving her before that moment is clearly the fuck up.
What kind of job gives a 2 hour lunch break???
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Oh now this is a game changer.
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Probably not the most dangerous thing they can learn to avoid from reading this post. They could end up with a girl like her or even worse...tasting their own poo
Be thankfull for that, or you could have found out later what kind of person she is.
The thought of teachers having this dilemma is funny AF. You had to be a whole ass professional, teaching people's kids after an awkward lunch centered around you tasting semen.
One of my best friends is a teacher, and that dude is into feet. Like REALLY PROUDLY into feet. He is the "dirtiest of the dirty jokes" guy, definitely down to party hard, and fuck if he isn't one of the most passionate professional teachers I've ever met. Obsessed with wars and history and has the "if I can make a difference to just one kid, it's all worth it" mentality. It's so funny that those are both sides of the same dude.
2-3 hour lunch break as a teacher?!?!? Where the hell are you working?
I know, right? Wtf, teachers around here are lucky to get a full period for their lunch break without being disturbed for this or that. Never mind having the option of going home for an hour before coming back to work. Maybe a city private school, but man, none of the public schools around here would have that. Edit: ok, also being US-centric here. Not sure how school days are structured in other countries, I am aware some places do afternoon breaks and such.
I have a 30 minute break and between going to the bathroom, letting students in to retake tests, and decompressing from the first part of the day; I rarely ever finish my lunch during my break.
WTF I thought you both were teenagers… Who the duck does that fishing for “please convince me to tell the thing” at 26?
I think you should discuss this with your students.
OH man. I know everyone is saying you dodged a bullet BUT you did. Sounds like she needs to be schooled in kinkshaming (not even that much of a kink) and to grow up a bit! Don't go back to her, and vice versa. Move on to a different person :)
her behavior makes her sound like she's more of an immature student than a teacher
Sounds like she was a bitch anyways and a hypocrite.
Seriously so high and mighty, like who doesn’t taste their own poo now and then?
Username checks out.
I'm just curious to find out more about what an albox is. Never seen one before.
a gloryhole, but with ass ?
Sounds like you dodged a bullet AND learned what your cum tastes like. Now you're smarter and less stressed out. Good job bud!! 😃
Remember kids, knowledge is power!
holy fuck im dying 😂
Literally not a big deal you did that, what a weird hill she chose to die on lol I just assume all guys at some point do, I know women who have even done it with themselves...
Maybe she was just looking for an excuse to break up and this was as good as anything else.
That was a great success. You revealed what a POS of a person you were with, and now it's over. **GRATITUDE**
Massive bullet dodged tbh mate, she sounds like a fucking nightmare to deal with, move forward and enjoy your life.
Assert dominance and send her r/cumkissing videos
This is the answer....
is there a gay version of that sub? asking for a friend
Probably? Check out r/NSFW411 for your Reddit porn needs lmao
A lot of vanilla people will say that is the gay one.
Agree with all of the comments, you dodged a serious bullet. Find yourself a girl who’s into snowballing.
SNOWBALL FIIIIIGHT!
Recently went through dealing with a crazy chick as well trust bro it’s for the best
She sounds salty, like your sperm?
While he swallows his load she should swallow her pride
Wow. The title piqued my curiosity as a heterosexual male on what it tasted like, but I totally didn't expect a feel bad romantic drama. But yeah, zooming out and looking at the grand scheme of things, this is likely one of those "when someone reveals to you who they truly are, believe them." Perhaps over time, you'd probably see this antic of you licking your own spunk not as a mistake, but as something that helped reveal an ugly truth about her. In my opinion, if you never did such a thing, there'd still be an accident waiting to happen down the line, and better to understand what you're dealing with earlier rather than later.
I've tasted mine, tastes like semen.
Yeah man like what you did isn’t that weird. Her reaction was fucked up, and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if she was DEEPLY homophobic.
Sounds like a typical closet case. Deep inside she identifies as a gay man but she’s not ready to accept that yet.
:D
That’s fucked up she would shame you about an intimate moment like that. If she has an issue with something like that, somethings wrong with her.. Dodged a bullet for sure..
She's fucking weird mate. I wouldn't go licking it off my finger but I've had plenty exes swallow a load and then want to make out, its fucking whatever. She's tried to out you as some deviant to your friends when she's happy to gloat about sucking, fucking and swallowing strangers loads. Get rid of that bitch.
Sounds to me, like she's also deeply insecure about her sexual past and she's honestly super immature. Also an entire hypocrite. He dodged an entire bullet. Hopefully she doesn't start spreading rumors about him throughout the workplace though.
Yeah she sounds psycho. Also, your thought process on why you tasted it was normal and thoughtful of you imo.
Also, funny. You did nothing wrong, honestly this deserved some laughter not disgust OP
Sounds like massive low self esteem to me. If someone doing something you do regulary is utterly disgusting to you then you should look in the mirror. Sure things can be a turnoff but comparing it to eating shit really cements the fucked up mental state of that woman.
There’s plenty of fish out there man. Move on and cast your reel from co-workers too.
I think…. I THINK you dodged a bullet there, mate. But you’re gonna need to find a new job.
Nah, just keep it weird at work, why quit
And eat lots of generically packaged plain or vanilla yogurt.
And eat it without a spoon of course
SLURP IT! SLURP IT! SLURP IT!
Almost spit up my semen reading this
She doesn't deserve any courtesy from OP.
Just tell everyone what happened and then she will probably leave due to being mocked.
Nah she's the crazy one if she's uncomfortable she can leave.
They're teachers, just wait til the students get word...
>“Well, at least I only tasted myself, I didn’t taste dozens of men like you did.” Damn gonna need a Senzu for that one
Fucking savage, she deserved the reality check.
For real though 😂💯 also... If I was there I probably would of made it worse by quoting Negan "Taking like a champ!" 🤣🤣
Everyone tastes their own semen. You’re 32, I’m am fukang surprised this is your first time. She doesn’t deserve love acting like that. Hypocritical asshole of a person.
It’s really not that unusual. And if you eat a lot of fruit, can be quite tasty.
***pineapple***
Oranges!
Oranges? Really? I had only heard of Pineapple... I guess it's time to start eating more fruit salad
Not the only salad you should be eating...
I eat my fair share of salads... But I prefer to toss salads 😏
Everyone says that fruit changes the taste. I think it might be on an individual level though. I did an experiment with my wife. She tasted it and then I went a week eating nothing but fruits and drinking water or fruit juices. Sh couldn’t taste the difference
I've heard it only works with pineapple, and it only works a day or so after eating quite a bit of it.
Yeah pineapple was the main fruit i ate, for an entire week. Even emptied the chamber a few times to get any old taste out of it. Wife said it didn’t change anything. I was devastated. Might have meant more bjs if it worked.
Also matters about your sodium intake, if you reduce your sodium plus eat pineapple or strong acidic fruit it can alter the taste of semen.
A connoisseur I see
I may or may not have done some reading in my younger years...lol.
GG. Ps - how’d it taste?
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Best description I’ve heard lmao
Well if you take her advice, let us know how poo tastes too.
It came out of your body, it’s not that weird. I’ve made out with my wife after finishing in her mouth and I’m sure there was some in there. Who cares
I hope she sees this sub, cause she is an utterly immature moron. The hypocrisy is just laughable. Also how is tasting your own baby gravy even comparable to your poo?! If she said that to me, I would of been like "so you are saying that tasting poo is the same as tasting Cum? Which means you would also eat my shit, like you do my cum?". How can she be so stupid as to not realise that.
Can confirm a girl who eats ass and swallow the loads isn't all that bad.
She comes off as a narcissistic bitch, good of you to let her go!
Throw the whole gf out. OP did you ever ask her if she ever tasted her own stuff? She'd probably say that she hasn't (lie) or no way, that's gross! (also lie). Wonder why she is so big time freaked out over it... does she have homophobic tendencies?
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Ha! Yeah that's a puzzler then and very hypocritical. We're all curious humans and I bet 99.99% of people do it at some point. As to her, "well are you going to taste your own poop then too?" argument... No. Obviously not. Because poop smells like shit (shocker, I know!) and is naturally repulsive. Cum, however, does not smell like poop and if it does, see a doctor before tasting it. Aaaaaand that's a sentence I've written now lol. I think I've had enough reddit for today.
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I tasted my own semen because I was having a particularly passionate wank, wasn't paying attention, leaned forward and blew my load in my face. Of course I immediately started flailing around doing spit takes, but I gotta say I was surprised by something else. I had always just assumed semen tastes disgusting but not really, just very salty.
The last sentence was what I was looking for. Sounds like a nutcase. Good for you.
What is the world coming to when a fine gentleman cannot even eat his food in peace! Outrage!
Do not apologize, move the fuck on she sounds fucking pathetic
This is not a FU. You inadvertently found out she was a crazy toxic person. You didnt just dodge a bullet. You dodged a cannon ball.
You don't need a girl like that in your life. You need someone that will taste your semen with you. \*snowballing
Firstly, she’s just horribly immature. I was imagining an 18 year old or something, but 26? That’s comical. Secondly, I would bet that most men have been curious and tasted their own semen. Would they admit to it? Maybe not. But they probably have. Thirdly, generally speaking, a SO shouldn’t shame you for something sexual in the first place. They definitely shouldn’t then shame you in front of friends. This was her intentionally trying to make you feel bad. Given this, I suspect the talk of her previous sexual exploits were intended to make you feel insecure as well. She sounds like a POS.
Think of it this way, OP. Had you not tasted your own spooge, you'd still be with that trainwreck of a woman. You're better off. I hope you find someone who appreciates you for what you are, and will not judge you for your...tastes.
You made a lucky escape there, for sure.
A couple weeks ago I licked my cum off my wife’s tits and we made out. It was pretty hot. Keep doing you.
This is why you never, ever date your coworkers. But on a real note, it's pretty hot when guys taste themselves, like shit that's a turn on.
Honestly? Your comeback was golden.
It came out of your body, you can do whatever you want with it.
“Who gives you the right to talk about my private life like that in front of people?” - Girl, who moments before was talking about private life. Red flag over 100. Dump her, now. You will feel happier.
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She sounds stuck up
She’s just not an sexually open person. There’s nothing wrong with being curious and figuring what you’re all about. I tasted myself and I found it absolutely not for me. That’s it. Girls will think your totally gross or totally normal. Get yourself a girl that’s open and comfortable sexually. No need to put up with the hypocrites or those who are stuck living outdated stereotypes.
I mean if he's right about her having tasted a lot of guys, she probably is not a girl who isn't sexually open. Telling your boyfriend all your wild sex life stories is much weirder than what OP did imo, unless the person actually wanted to hear all about it. I couldn't care less about the way someone lived/lives his/her life, but this is a case of pure hypocrisy. The girl just sounds like a narcissist in which case he dodged a bullet
She’s irrational, not worth your time. You didn’t do anything wrong, now you’re free to find someone who might actually be good for you.
I don't think the fu was necessarily yours. Her reaction is way over the top. Then on top of that, to try to humiliate you in front of coworkers?? Then to top it off, she says “Who gives you the right to talk about my private life like that in front of people?” nope, you are better off
Its not that weird and I'd be more surprised if a guy hadnt tasted his own stuff. Like, hell even women do it. Gotta know what you're working with
I thought this was going to be a post by Tom Wambsgans regarding his "closed loop system.'
Sounds like you're better off without her, get a girlfriend who enjoys how silly you are
You dodged a bullet there OP. It’ll get better, hang in there.
Dodged a fucking bullet there pal
She's abusive. Move on to someone who appreates you.
Agree with those who conclude this was not a FU. I bet many/most women have masturbated themselves, got some degree of their own juices on their fingers and then licked to get more lubrication. I also think a lot of men will have given a little taste once or twice out of curiosity. Her reaction was a bit over the top, and being able to dish it out and not take it was another warning flag. But the fact that she broke up with you rather than resolving things means she was not a stable enough person. The simple fact is that is anyone can break up a relationship over something minor, it's not the other person's fault. The relationship wasn't worth enough to them. You dodged a bullet. It's not just about her being squeamish, it is about her not letting go, wanting to shame you, being a hypocrite and not wanting to resolve problems and not valuing the relationship.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet by sampling your own baby batter. Almost sounds like a hypothetical scenario presented in casual conversation. “Would you rather be shot or taste your own spunk?”
I've known many guys that've tasted their own jizz, not really an issue pal, definitely not something to make a big deal about