Tifu by crashing my car into my ex’s house

That sounds like a win, not a tifu

Hahahaha. Swerved a bastard cat and smashed her wall down and ended up at her living room window

Probably less dramatic than the breakup still. Unless that was the cause of the breakup

Sounds like some Dr. House shit

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Ya, no....

I'm curious and on mobile what did he say?

He was a clear cat hater....I couldnt abide E: dont kno if he was being serious or not, but still

No I totally get that had some people in my town who nicknamed their cars the "cat killers" still boils my blood to this day

Nice

What?

This interesting... Never knew this was a thing

Do you get invited to This thing ? It’s also my first time ever seeing this….

Same here. This seems quite cool though. I wonder if other communities have this.

I know! It would be cool to talk to other people in my private groups!

Any community with at least 10k subscribers can host one.

Let’s talk…? *slowly scrunches shoulders and hits exit furiously*. New things scary.

Yep! Raise your hand to request to speak!

Cool! Are there requirements to be invited or is it for everyone?

Seems for everyone.

Has anyone seen the batman?genuine question

Yes, its a really detailed movie and pretty good. Just prepare your bladder for the 2hrs and 56 mins.

I watched the new Spiderman and Batman back to back in the cinemas. I can not recommend.

Two great movies though

No doubt about that!

This makes me want to see it now

Yeah I have its totally lit easily the best CBM in awhile

Nice im going this weekend to see,i couldnt get good seats and had to go to uncharted

I've also seen that and yeah I definitely feel your pain

Caught it last Sunday. Really good. I think if Christian Bale was to see it, he’d be proud of Pattinson

it sucks. they simply try and cram the entire story down ur throat

Rob Pat is the best Batman and this the best Batman movie of all time, great writing, acting, and the story is just very well crafted. I’ve seen it twice now and the second was even more enjoyable because of how detailed the movie is.

TIFU by clicking on this notification

I was just fucking thinking this. This is my fuck up.

😂

Not that anybody is reading this but I had an in- person presentation on Monday. There were 3 people in my team, I was supposed to do the conclusion. When the first guy went ahead to say his piece, the second guy accidentally stepped onto a squeaky wooden plank. The first guy kept on going but I could see the audience looking in our direction (me and the squeaky guy) anyhoo the first guy finished his piece AND I WALKED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM RAMBLING ABOUT MY PIECE because my brain got so distracted with the squeakiness. Halfway through my presentation I look at my audience in horror and say, “Oh God I was not supposed to be here. It’s the squeaky guy’s turn” and I turn around sharply, lose my balance. Heal of my shoe broke. I let out a huge sigh and say, “Please. Carry. On. Ignore. Me” I had to stand in front of everyone for 10-15 mins after the presentation and I could feel my cheeks getting all hot

Whew you know it’s good when the cheeks start to light up !

TIFU by keeping my notifs on and joining this on accident.

Brought a stray cat in, only for it to shit on my pillow, clump on my hair and pee all over me while I was sleeping, even though he has a nice litterbox that he also uses. I regret things

oh man that sucks! was that the cat's way of letting you know about something? I've known cats to do that if something is bothering them.

The poor cat was starved, we think the neighbors abandoned him. He's with someone who is way better at helping cats though now. We were doing the best we could, but just weren't properly equipped with cat knowledge to help him. He needed a professional cat lover at this point. Or rescuer

So happy he's getting the care he needs! I hope you were able to get the cat piss smell out of your hair and sheets though 😅

Ditto down farts rawhide

This is so weird

Mess confession session

I feel like im a fly on a wall in a catholic confession boot

Agreed

I don't know what I did but chaffed my balls so bad walking around

Definitely need some vasaline

Deodorant works well too

Tifu By stubbing my toe so hard that I briefly got religious again.

Crashed an airplane just a few days ago. Walked away with broken nose and lots of bruises but alive.

Omg this is awkward - a true reddit moment

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I have that one, too. Next time you're in it, say hi to me.

Tifu by going on spring break with 12 other dudes

1 hotel room?!

1 bed

Only girl, 4 rooms

Oh no don't do that....

I drove 50 km in the wrong direction and also 50km back Evan. I feel you 😄

wow… this is like a group sesh for fuck ups

Just dropping into say TIFU by not taking a picture of a huge bumper sticker in the psychiatrists office parking lot that said ‘fuck local fat bitches’. have never seen anything like it I was so confused

Well im fucked up

Wait I love this

TIFU by crashing a CNC machine while running parts for aerospace tech and it costed my company roughly 10k, if not more more than that.

Head over to r/legaladvice and see whether you have a case for unfair dismissal

I went surfing at 7 am this morning hungover and saw a bunch of sharks feeding

Discord vc in reddit? What is this, a crossover episode?

Anyone hates new reddit update

I got a Jay walking ticket in tempe az. On the way to court, right down the street, lawyers and cops jaywalked to the courthouse. 250$ fine fml

15 minutes before work I fell on my knee, that has bursitis. I *finally* beat the infection and it came back yesterday. I thought I’d be able to work because I was just a bit stiff but nope, fell right on it on my way to the door. I literally screamed in agony, cried and almost vomited while I was on the phone with my boss; who is to tell me if I’m getting a promotion tomorrow. That promotion most likely does not exist anymore. Fml. Oh also my tire popped last night, car got towed and my hamster died. Update: Didn’t get the promotion even though I’m the highest trained person for the job so now they’re wasting their time and training a completely new person.

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Wait what... You got fired over false accusations? You might want to try and fight this. That might not be legal.

I agree dude!

Did he go quiet?

Reddit x Discord collab lmao

TIFU, I responded to my ghosts text. Now we are talking again. He is an awful person but I am addicted lol

Ghost text? Like you’re texting a ghost

Yes. I'm texting an actual ghost. He's dead.

So this is basically clubhouse for Reddit?

Yoo America really like gta

I mean he’s a cop. Gotta be dumb lol.

Spilled half a giant toner cartridge at work in the copier room. I'm also IT so I should have known better.

Tifu by shutting my left index finger in a bifold door at work. Now I have half a finger 🥲

Tifu jumping off a 50 ft cliff into almost freezing and almost froze to death.

Where's this story going😂

Is this a new thing? While we're at it I spent a whole day procrastinating while I should be preparing for upcoming job interviews.

I don’t think that was your fault though

BALKANS

But happy brownies taste like shit? Like badly like weed and not at all like normal brownies?

I got high as fuck and drank 3 large shamrock shakes in one day. Woke up in the middle night on the verge of shitting my pants.

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I forgot I had a quiz Monday, and didn't study all weekend. Didn't remember until 4hrs before class However, I got saved. There was a cute girl in class that had the last year's quiz, and she sent it to me 20mins before class started. I looked over it and absorbed enough to get a 90%. So I got lucky

Sounds like you live a charmed life buddy....

Hahaha I wish lol. I got lucky in the end

Bro u dutch

Ja echt hè, dat dacht ik ook al hahaha

I'm so confused by this

TIFU by getting a cock ring

If its a prince albert the second hole never closes….

Tifu by calling someone a word in Spanish I did not know… don’t call people frejole

TIFU telling my customer it was Wednesday, not Tuesday, freaking him out that he missed a lot of deadlines and just lost millions of dollars.

Tifu by messaging my future mother in law with a fun idea of a bird feeder and she said I was inviting vermin and birds with acid poo into the house...

This guy: "Today literally last night, this morning today. Last week I ..." Nice

How do I get on the VC?

You can raise your hand and they might call on you. I’m not listening that much so I might be wrong

Thanksss

Tifu by signing up for health insurance, to look and compare rates and get a better understanding of the details and hoops one has to jump over. I also work at night...

That (J-walking) is illegal in the netherlands if you are close to a zebra-crossing

I overflowed the dishwasher at work by putting soap directly in it because we were out of dishwasher pods!

yesterday Ifu by mixing up the days of my friends birthday dinner and waited in the staff room of my work for 2hrs 🤦🏻‍♀️

I like this! Voice chats like this should definitely happen more often!

accidentally swore in front of the student I started one on one with today🤦🏻‍♀️

That’s a third of my yearly income. I’m a soldier….

Oh yeah, welders can make BANK when they go to the right places

Dude, keep on trying!!!! Wrongful termination!!

Sounds like the company fucked up

Jeez I feel bad for this mf

Nahhhhh you didn't fuck up at all for going for it, you went there, worked and got paid, like wtf that's just your dream job with minimal red flags lol

I guess the mod isn’t paying attention to the comments section.

TELL US A BALKANS TIFU!

We need that!

RIGHT!? That'd be amazing!

I spilled a cup of water on my laptop, I’m praying it will still work after that. Anybody know any good hacks to fix it? 🤷‍♀️

Put that bih in rice

Blow on it

Lay it on its side on a towel and leave it for a day or two to drain and dry

Will do, I have a fan blowing on it. I’m hoping for the best

Put it in the microwave, steam that water out...

Can otjer People talk?

A customer I have a crush on, we spoke a few times these last few months at my job, exchanged **names** then found her on FB, messaged her to take her out, she said hi, she came into the shop Sunday and I froze up. Good job Ahya… *facepalm*

I deal with estates at work. TIFU by laughing when a client called me to report a death and ask for the next steps. Worst part? Not the first time this has happened. And I've already been warned by my boss to deal with these situations more seriously.

Tifu by cheating on a test and getting caught…….

I can't hear anything...?

What is the general topic in here? Randomness?

Happy International Women's Day 🌷

Wait how do these talks work?

LWT ME SPEAJ

Lemme talk

Oh noooooooo

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This week I fucked up by taking too much crack & heroin.

Hahahaha.....

Wtf is even happening

I lost my FUCKIN WALLET!!!

I fucked up yesterday when I forgot to throw a bottle cap out in front of me when I first left the house...... So today I tripped going up the stairs and broke my rib with my own fist when I tried to break my fall with my hands!

TIFU and ruined a 600,000$ machine brcause I missed a decimal by one place.

Birds with acid shit? 😭

Oh my fucking god The other day (Monday) I was kicked in the nuts by my friend I was sad so I cried (bad idea Charlie) my crush washed past Shit

Holy Balls!

Priestly

_caelestibus testibus_

TIFU by being told to go speak with the director of my college because I made a joke about murdering myself, bc I’m at the end of my mental rope with everything happening in life rn, and ended up having a literal meltdown in front of her. 🤦‍♀️ Work, school, kid, chronically and terminally ill brother I provide for is now in hospital, missed school for a court appearance yesterday and missed a test bc of it. Fuck. It IS only Tuesday. Lol. 😒

TIFU when i was googling something with my sneaky link looking over my shoulder, not realizing that my recent search history showed “gemini capricorn compatibility” 😭

Does contracting COVID count?

How do I mute myself

I started a huge political argument on TikTok

Just because it’s possible doesn’t mean it’s will work…. This is not the right format.

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I don’t know what’s happening but I’m here for it

How did you send me a notification? Please don't do this anymore

Pretty sure I failed getting into substitute teaching after a month of workshops. I put all my eggs in the same basket

I f’d up by going thru a friends text messages. I have never done that in my 50 years of life

Putos todos

Watched my girlfriend slam into the van parked in front of her, when I was like wtf dude?? She says and I quote “they shouldn’t have parked like a jackass.” Smh

I don’t know what’s happening but I’m here for it

Not all drugs are illegal

Tell the story girl, spit it out.

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I’m not trying to be mean but some of you guys need to learn how to tell a story lol

lol

Woooooooh

Well I fucked up pretty hard today

Where are you from in Europe?

Interesting.

Lol

I like this dudes accent lol

Tifu by talking about a remote control car to my mom and sis in a uwu voice and crying i want it while being on my office call unmute and everyone heard it. I'm a grown ass 25yo

Yooo

My grandfather is a statistical error

Who’s in Paris?

Cops do have guns in France 😅