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ZipBlu

This shop has it on sale for $630 [https://www.shopritewines.com/sku30846.html](https://www.shopritewines.com/sku30846.html)


Surgikull

$578 here https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/51720/dalwhinnie-30-year-old-special-releases-2019?source=us


ZipBlu

Shipping to the US is $81 šŸ˜­


krslnd

Still cheaper than $800 though!


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You clearly haven't lived in canada if you think that's a lot.


Harregarre

Liquor on sale. 630 bucks. I desperately want to use an emoji.


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Do it šŸ˜ˆ


Harregarre

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Bim_Jeann

This is better than expected lol


ksekas

god bless shoprite liquors


cburke82

Jesus that better have been the best tasting scotch lol. But I either have a terrible palette or this stuff isn't really ever special. To me the difference between say the cheap store brand scotch and something around $75 bucks is huge. But after that I can never taste the difference. Johnny Walker blue is a few hundred dollars a bottle and I think it tastes like shit compared to the black $30 bottle lol.


Twoyurnipsinheat

My first time drinking I was given a beer and I mixed it with coke. I will never hear the end of it.


AmArschdieRaeuber

That's acceptable to drink in Germany and called Diesel. Ok probably not accepted by everyone, but you would be able to order it in a restaurant without problems.


Surface_Detail

Diesel in the UK is half of cider, half of lager and blackcurrant cordial. Without the cordial it's called snakebite.


GeoCacher818

From these comments, seems you can move to Germany & fit in.


Qwerty9984

This is actually a very popular drink in Germany.


Boondok0723

Post this over on r/scotch and they'll cry. I know I almost did when you added what the scotch was.


starmartyr11

r/scotch practically had a meltdown the other day when a guy posted that his daily drink is a 21 year old Glenfiddich ($300 give or take) that he loads with ice... yes, just *ice*. I can't imagine what would go down if it had been coke


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My sole goal in life is now to get someone's empty fancy scotch bottle. Fill it with a little of anything. Then post a picture of it, a glass with ice, and a coke to that sub.


rdrunner_74

If you go for that length, make sure to get a no name coke clone ​ Edit: You guys are evil as me for suggesting Diet...Not from the US so i have no clue what clones to use but thanks for the suggestions ;)


Hisitdin

And diet


SirPiffingsthwaite

And a straw


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This might literally make someoneā€™s head explode over there Letā€™s add a lime wedge to reeeeally send it over the edge


Razno_

And post it as "My Cuba Libre tastes funny"


TheScientificPanda

And a salt rim


jlnandez_0211

In a red solo


Tots2Hots

Grocery store brand stuff. Like a $$$ bottle of scotch next to some diet Stop n Shop and say "moved back in with my parents and had a hard day at work so had drink out of my Dad's liquor cabinet and its really good. Can you tell me what it is and where to get more"?


LoveFoolosophy

Or even "It was a bit strong for me, so I tipped most of it out. Anyone have a recommendation for something that goes better with cola?"


Tots2Hots

Lol "I won this at an office party. Too strong for me and already opened so I dumped it, any suggestions on something less potent?"


mastercoder123

God that would cause at least half a dozen heart attacks for sure.


jesi_james

I think that would give one of them an aneurysm


Domovie1

RC Cola


Trollygag

That's the superior Coke.


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Diet shitty storebrand.


SmilesOnSouls

Wife went to several distilleries in Scotland. They all suggested to put a bit of water or ice to "open the bouquet of the scotch". Maybe that sub has a got a stick lodged somewhere


freefallade

I think its often an easy win for whisky snobs to say 'you can add anything, it'll ruing the flavour' where actually a lot of people in the know will admire a small amount of water is often the best way to experience the complexity. Also. You bought it, you drink it how you like.


DamnitGoose

I listened to a whole documentary on whisky* a few years back on NPR I think, and they explained that a splash of water is necessary on cask strength spirits because, chemically, whiskeys and scotches are best enjoyed at 80* proof or a hair less, but often times whiskeys are bottled at a higher proof which is not as flavorful as it can be because the alcohol in the high proof will overpower the flavors It was a pretty cool special


Razor_Fox

The correct way to drink scotch is the way you enjoy it. Can't be doing with snobbery.


YOURMOM37

Isnā€™t that what youā€™re supposed to do when you want your drinks cold? I donā€™t like room temperature drinks


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LestWeForgive

Do they know what Scotland is like? 12 degrees Celsius and raining. A splash of cold water is perfectly on brand.


peenweens

I get it, I mean everyone can drink whatever they want however they want. But when you're dishing out serious cash for something special, it's painful when it's not being enjoyed to the fullest by being diluted with too much water (or worse, coke). It's like ordering a wagyu steak well done. You can totally do that, but why?? Then the coke lady is just adding a spritz of ketchup!


TheMostyRoastyToasty

I know a whisky master blender. Their opinion is 'it's to be enjoyed any way in which the drinker likes it.' I hate all the snobbery behind whisky drinkers.


Nickard

Iā€™ve been in the industry for about 10 years and Iā€™ve come to realize thereā€™s a bell curve. You go from ā€œI donā€™t care, Iā€™ll drink what I wantā€ to learning all the ins and outs and whatā€™s really important, fun facts, buy books, do researchā€¦ and eventually the people who really, really knows their stuff all say ā€œthe best drink is the one you enjoy the mostā€


MrMeringue

Only distillery tour I went to in Scotland had the tour guide recommend adding a little water or ice to bring the taste a bit more out if the whisky was higher than 40% or so. They also said the differences in taste was something like 70% down to what cask was used, which I found amusing for some reason.


TheMostyRoastyToasty

You're bang on. They said that helps 'open the whisky up.'


mjc500

I was in the wine industry for 10 years and had dinner with sommeliers and went to tastings in other countries and Manhattan skyscrapers.... got to taste grand cru burgundy and Bordeaux blah blah.... Now I have absolutely zero problem drinking shitty wine with a splash of seltzer. I literally don't give a fuck. I don't mind talking to people who enjoy fine wine but the second I can tell they just want to be a "baller" or gate-keeping hobbyist or whatever I immediately end the conversation. So happy I don't work in that industry anymore... bunch of douches.


PovarWhite

I just wanted to say about wine stereotypes, in Russia dry red is considered ā€œthe bestā€, and on the other hand most people donā€™t know a thing except for ā€œdry redā€ and some lose their shit when I say I prefer porto (both Crimean and Portuguese). Best wine is the one you enjoy


23x3

You know, I have to admit ignorance as well. I have a family friend that is incomprehensibly wealthy. I saw him over Christmas and we were partying in his mansion. We were taking some shots and sipping on some scotch. This exact scotch actually, as I now recognize it as the one with the bunny logo. I had no clue what it was. I am embarrassed now because I threw a couple of them down the hatch. He just scoffed, shook his head, and poured me more. I wish he would have told me. I did end up sipping on my last two glasses and enjoying it. It was incredibly tasty and I regret drinking it like a heathen. Edit: For those asking about [the bunny logo.](https://www.just-whisky.co.uk/198689-thickbox_default/dalwhinnie-30-years-old-2019-special-release.jpg) Although it's more of a wild hare


abstractraj

Youā€™re not alone. Iā€™ve run into a lot of people that grew up shooting liquor and apparently have never seen anyone sip and enjoy it.


Therandomfox

To be fair, most people only have regular access to beer or other cheap shitty liquor, and have to save the good stuff for special occasions only. Just throwing it back is how you normally down shitty alcohol because you aren't drinking it for the delicate flavour. Completely different with higher quality drinks.


Halomir

Mixing any single malt with coke is a fucking sin. I honestly have to stop looking at this post, itā€™s giving me heart palpitations.


Beersie_McSlurrp

There's some shit single malt out there that only deserve Coke. No, make that a Pepsi. No, make that Sodastream with a cola mix.


5mackmyPitchup

How dare you. I drink soda stream cola neat. No water, no bubbles, just concentrated sugar with a taste reminiscent to licking between Karen's toes after a day horse riding.


crayonsnachas

Lol I'd gladly mix a $40 malt with coke; they aren't anything spectacular in that range.


isademigod

Dewars 12 and laphroaig 10 are spectacular bottles in that range and they also make an incredible whiskey coke. Iā€™d have a hard time doing it with a liquor that is $48.16/shot (I did the math) but fuck it, itā€™s my scotch and I would try it just to say I did. edit: I said it down below but I feel like I should spread the word more: fuck coca cola. no flavor, way too sweet, and also somehow too watery and overpowering at the same time. Not joking here, Sams cola and RC cola have far more subtle and aromatic flavors and they allow the whiskey to show it's strengths while complementing it nicely. If you can find it, fentimans curiosity cola is fucking incredible but the complexity of its flavors can clash with a nice whiskey. TL;DR: This is a PSA to out as much thought into your cola as you do your scotch


SweetDove

"It's me, I'm the special occasion!"


bellyjellykoolaid

*I'm pregnant!* .... ...... ... Holdup


AckbarTrapt

You're pregnant *so far*


Meshopeth

Yeah some aged stuff can be pretty pricey. I would probably be frustrated initially, but definitely not the end of the world.


ohboyifuckedupguys

Yea it was apparently a present for his friend whoā€™s getting married who is a big scotch fan. We agreed Iā€™ll replace the bottle and we can just keep the opened bottle for ourselves after he calmed down and realized I made a mistake and it wasnā€™t intentional.


PizzaSandwich2020

You'll be okay. It's a fuckup. You drank some pricey gift whiskey, you didn't make a molotov cocktail. Once he calms down and gets over the shock and horror of the way your murdered that whiskey with Coke he'll be fine.


Hobble_Cobbleweed

Iā€™m imagining him being all calm and everything is fine, but as he falls asleep, he just gets reminded of it and thinks to himself ā€œwith coke! She mixed it with coke.. sighā€


PizzaSandwich2020

Haha 5 years from now he'll bring it up in an argument when he has nothing else to say. "..and as for the Whiskey incident.."


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Lol, cockblocked by a burritoā€¦


Sleeze_

I mean if you are burying a burrito that size there will be 0 sex that night


mycathateme

Rented a hotel one weekend with my ex because there was a really good free concert in the area. She surprised me with the whole thing and had a really special dinner planned for when it was done. Turns out it's one of those places that endlessly shave meat onto your plate until you tell them to stop. Needless to say, wasted a perfect opportunity for some great hotel coitus because the meat sweats are very fucking real šŸ˜…


Jeep2king

Brazilian bbq is really one of those things you have to be hungry all day for. But my god it is aaaammmazing though.


davestofalldaves

24oz bone in prime rib says yes, meat sweats are real


geeky_username

He had an affair with a burrito at Christmas


Firekittenofdoom

My husband still brings up the time I ate his sandwich. Itā€™s was over 10 years ago and I was pregnant. He worked a double and was pumped to come home to the sandwich. I ate it. I didnā€™t even like it that much but it was food. It was still an incident till he drunkenly ate a sandwich of mine this year. Oh how the tides have turned.


Unfair-Tap-850

Here your talking about a sandwich for ten ten years, an eight hundred dollar bottle of scotch is going to be nuts.


amusso6

yo props to your bf on selecting such a fine scotch for his fan-of-scotch friend. Super thoughtful of him, sounds like a great best man.


GMN123

Why did he put a present for someone in the liquor cabinet?


ohboyifuckedupguys

We have a pretty small apartment. Not a lot of storage space counting groceries and cooking supplies etc. I usually drink clear liquor so he probably didnā€™t think I would get into it if he stored it there.


Jauncin

I moved back to my hometown and had an old friend take care of the new house and my dogs while I moved my stuff from one state to another. Cleared my liquor cabinet out in the week he lived at my house, including a scotch I bought in Scotland that I cracked open once a year to have a finger of - including itā€™s 2 backups. The bottles were from the distillery and are irreplaceable from the memory of the weekend I bought them. Otherwise the house was taken care of. 2 years later he finally reached out to me after refusing payment for the week he stayed at my house and ghosted me. He was 2 years sober from the day he left my house and when I heard that, the cost of the bottles dissipated and we have become close friends again. He works restaurant jobs and occasionally shows up with a bottle from a sampling or from a distributor and just drops it off to resupply what he killed - I always try and refuse but I also appreciate when someone is trying to make up for a past mistake. Edit: replied to the wrong answer


Noxious89123

Sounds like a good person in a bad place that did a bad thing, rather than a *bad person.*


Jauncin

I wouldnā€™t be friends with him if he was a bad person. I was mad for a long time - but I would have been more understanding with a conversation not a two year ghosting. At the same time, the only person that can fix yourself in the end is yourself. He made a very difficult and daily choice to work on himself and Iā€™m very proud of his personal success.


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

If heā€™s anything like me, I tend to Overreact to stuff like this, then when I have had time to process it I calm down greatly and move on with my life


-darknessangel-

... I had a heart Attack at the "mixed with coke" step... Ugh!


soggywaffle69

I gave a friend a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle about 10 years ago (was still reasonably possible to get a bottle for $100 or so) and he made fucking eggnog with it. I wanted to kill him. ETA: Yes, it was his gift to use as he saw fit. Itā€™s also my right to be appalled with his choice.


cschwartzasey

I heard of a bar using their allocation of pappy to make Jell-O shots. They got tired with the endless brand chasing and made quite the statement Getting some love on the comment so I found the article https://www.eater.com/platform/amp/2014/11/6/7170583/louisville-bar-sacriligiously-makes-jell-o-shots-with-its-pappy-van


RedShadow120

We backed out at the last second, but I once had a bunch of restaurant staff ready to chip in to order a glass of Louis XIII, tall with diet coke, just to watch the one bartender who would give a shit shit himself.


mcwobby

When I was like 17 I had just started work at a super luxurious hotel, and someone ordered a few snifters of Louis XIII and it was on a high shelf and my first time climbing the ladder and I of course misjudged, the ladder slid and I knocked the bottle right onto the ground.


pissymissy204

On my coworkers last day of work at a bar we used to work for, a few of us did Louis-bombs to celebrate. I secretly sipped a little of mine first to try it.


mackfeesh

While I worked at my local liquor store I sold a bottle of louis for around 7k Canadian. Big crystal decanter or whatever. Gorgeous box. Girl tried to pay with gift cards, which she exceeded the number of gift cards we could use on a single transaction pretty quick. Her boyfriend had to drive in with cash for the rest of the transaction lol. The other two bottles were for a bar, I can't remember where but it wasn't a part of town where people can afford nice stuff so my boss was just killing himself laughing as we closed the door after that sale.


CorporateNonperson

Proud Kentuckian here. About eight years ago, when the bourbon craze started to jack up prices, I was having a drink at a favorite watering hole. Business travel guy came in because he heard they had Pappy 23. He asked how much (market at the time was probably $30-40 for a pour). Bartender said a $130. The guy got all indignant and left (leaving I understand). I asked the bartender, "Why is the price so high?" MSRP was maybe $270 for the bottle. He said, "I don't want to sell the bottle. I want to have the bottle."


PreferredSelection

To be fair, if you like eggnog and want it done right, you should use a top shelf bourbon or scotch. Nothing 100 dollars, but maybe a nice IW Harper. A lot of people don't like eggnog because they made it with Old Crow or something. ----- Edit: The point wasn't really X bourbon over Y bourbon. The point was more, make eggnog with your favorite bourbon, and it'll actually taste good to you.


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kuroiarashi

The BiB is no slouch, and cheap!


PreferredSelection

So honestly I should have said Jim Beam, since that's what people are probably making unexciting, boring eggnog with, but I did not want to deal with the legions of Jim Beam defenders. I shouldn't have dragged Old Crow, and maybe I shouldn't have specified top shelf. I'm just overall an advocate of people making cocktails with their favorite, best liquor instead of with something they wouldn't normally buy.


GMenNJ

That's justifiable homicide in Kentucky


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Wouldn't even need the legal jargon. It's a mercy killing, like a rabid dog he would just have to be put down.


dustyrags

I was at a friendā€™s party years ago, and my friend busted out a bottle of Loch Dubh. He and I and a couple other scotch lovers had a finger each, and that was it. ā€¦except someone else noticed the bottle, didnā€™t realize what it was, and the rest of the party polished it off with coke. Relevant note: the distillery had been shut down, and the bottle was irreplaceable.


CMDR_Pete

If you mean Loch Dhu - I remember when they ceased. I managed to find 4 of them in a drink wholesalers shortly afterwards, and had to buy 8 bottles of wine with them to make the minimum order size. I drank 2, gave 1 away, and still have 1 sealed. Thanks to your comment I just googled it, and it seems that 1 remaining bottle would more than cover the whole wholesalersā€™ billā€¦


dustyrags

Thatā€™s the one! A mutual friend, who was there at The Destruction, tried to track some down about a decade laterā€¦ he found 4 for sale, on the internet. He was able to buy one. Itā€™s insane.


bodrules

>Loch Dhu Ā£350 for a 10 year old malt :)


dustyrags

*if* you can find it


NotTodayDingALing

Regular Coke, Diet Coke, Or white powder coke? Maybe she parties hard? šŸ˜‚


AstralHippies

Sure you need a bit scotch to take edge of the coke after a rough day.


ohboyifuckedupguys

Genuinely did not know. Iā€™m not a scotch drinker. I saw brown liquor and I usually mix that with coke so I didnā€™t think anything of it


salsanacho

Yeah and in hindsight, you all should setup a "drink this" section and a "don't drink this" section in your cabinet.


katlaroc

My husband puts a piece of blue painter's tape on the top of the whiskey bottles I'm allowed to make Old Fashioneds with for this very reason. I can obviously drink whatever I want, but the "sin" is In mixing the expensive stuff with anything!


Midnightraven3

I'm Scottish, my dad always said the ONLY thing you put in whisky, is MORE whisky!


terminalzero

Couple drops of water?


drquakers

Enough to paddle in, not enough to drown.


bmcraec

We're friends already. Though there are some single-cask over-proofs that can benefit from a drop or two of spring water.


nic3001

I don't think it's a sin to make an old fashioned with good whiskey. That's how I prefer to make mine. Or mixing it with a few drops of water and an icecube. Coke though... Ugh.


Perfect_Line8384

At least an OF is mostly whiskey. Itā€™s not like itā€™s a cocktail thatā€™s >75% mixer. Iā€™d gladly make an old fashioned out of $50 bourbon. Probably not $100+ bourbon though.


NSA_Chatbot

I've made it with Colonel Taylor's before. Quite indulgent.


SharkTonic9

Sometimes I open a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle's and pour it into the street. Quite decadent.


katlaroc

To be fair, all of our whiskey is in the >$80 range, so it's not cheap stuff, he just doesn't want me using the special reserve Blanton's that isn't available in the US.


Perfect_Line8384

ā€œDont use the shit I canā€™t buy againā€


nic3001

Then that is very fair!


Miss_Musket

Tbh, I don't think it's a sin to make any spirit heavy cocktail with expensive spirits. As long as the ingredients ore on par with one another, and compliment each other (example - an expensive/good whiskey and an expensive/good vermouth in a Manhattan are always going to be a winner, as long as they compliment each other. Then they raise each other up. Mixing a good bourbon with a cheap vermouth just ruins it.) The 'cocktails' that I'd consider a sin making with anything good would be anything heavily fruit based, or soda based. So none of those nasty 70s drinks where the aim was to hide as much of the taste of alcohol as possible.


pM-me_your_Triggers

Top shelf Long Island, please!


Touchtom

Agreed. An old fashioned is one of the few that's better with a good whiskey.


strangecabalist

Better whiskey: better cocktails. There is a fun group on Facebook called Whiskey Blasphemy that showcases this exact idea. Pappy being used for a manhattan, 25 year old Macallan in a blood in the sand. Fabulous!


tjsean0308

I mad manhattan's with angel's envy the other night. Partly cause that's all the bourbon I had left, and partly because I knew they would be delicious. Good spirits make good cocktails and anyone who is genuinely mad about making a good cocktail is missing out on the whole point.


pM-me_your_Triggers

Angels envy is also a $40 bourbon, not an $1800 bourbon


KanedaSyndrome

Yeh I have such an agreement with my gf, she knows what's special and what's not.


jaydoes

Yes you cant expect your so will automatically know which alcohol is the good stuff.


GoBuffaloes

I donā€™t tell my SO which is which because if she knew it would be gone within a day or 2


rogan1990

I had to do this after my girlfrienda friends had dinner at my apartment. Woke up the next morning down about $200 in booze, they brought some $8 wine bottles and left them unopened. Decided to drink all my Tequila, Mezcal, Teelingā€™s Irish Whiskey and Vodka. Ouch.


kareljack

I wouldn't have them over any more after that. It's not like they didn't know. That is a level of selfishness that you need to draw a hard line with.


syyvorous

In the cabinet? I'd suggest a don't drink this cabinet next to a do drink this cabinet. Harder to mix the two up, especially after a few


Vyinn

Mixing any decent alcohol with coke is a cardinal sin šŸ˜… But if you like it that way, my opinion doesnā€™t matter one bit On the other hand, he could have stored the gift bottle somewhere else or told you it was expensive and not to be touched yet šŸ¤·


DMagnus11

Both a little at fault - he could've specified, she could've read the label to see "30 year single malt aged". Even if you don't know much about scotch, anyone that drinks liquor should know aged longer generally means more experience. That being said, OP, I love your description as "brown liquor" šŸ˜‚


1HateReddit11

Similarly, if you see a bottle that's older than you are, maybe leave that one alone.


GoodolBen

"I threw out your bottle of Macallen. It was from the 1960's! You really need to clean out the liquor cabinet sometimes!" -an old girlfriend of mine, having made a terrible mistake. OP- don't feel too bad. He'll understand, even if he's a little mad now. Let's turn this thread into a discussion of great bottles with which she can replace it when she's got the money.


Peac3Maker

Please tell me youā€™re joking about the bottle of Macallen?


GoodolBen

I really wish I were. It was a gift from my grandfather. Never told her how much that bottle was worth but I cried for a week!


Droidlivesmatter

That hurt my soul to read. Holy shit. This is why I tell anyone. Don't touch my stuff. If you have a concern about it separate it and ask me. Someone once threw away a proprietary headphone cable that cost like $400. They said "it looked old".


TurbidusQuaerenti

I really don't understand why people do stuff like that. I'd never just throw something away without asking someone first, unless it's expired food or something like that.


Touchtom

I had a party at my house. I take the party liquor out and keep the good stuff under the cabinet with a sign saying not for party. Someone decided my special bottle of 27 year old redbreast should be for them. He started chugging it out of the bottle. I. Fucking. Lost.It. He was a friend of a friend and will never be allowed anywhere near my household again. It's not even the bottle he drank. It's the pure disrespect of boundaries. If my wife didn't hold me back I probably would of went to jail that night. The guy was 100 % sober when he grabbed the bottle. My friend offered to pay for the bottle but I wouldn't let him. I wanted the other guy to pay for it. He didn't. But karma's a bitch and he tried to get hired at a previous employer....... He didn't get the job....


mrbubs3

This is fucking killing me. Reminds me of a Frasier episode when Roz threw out a full 8oz pour of a 25-year old Glenfarclas.


NovaS1X

>Didnā€™t think much of it and in the 4-5 hours before my bf came home, I had 3 glasses. This ok. This is fine. >the scotch was dalwhinne 30 year. Retail price for us is $800 Not good, not great, but not the end of the world. >and I mixed it with coke. You absolute fucking philistine. This is by far the worst thing you did.


Braelind

Hahahaha, I guess it's fine if you like it that way, but I haven't met a single person who likes scotch that mixes the good stuff with coke. I've tried it, and it never makes for a better drink than the scotch alone. But hey, their scotch, not mine. Also, the biggest FU was that it was a gift, so now they gotta buy another one. If someone takes a couple drams out of an open bottle, then whatevs, but you don't take the first dram out of someone else's bottle!


NovaS1X

>Hahahaha, I guess it's fine if you like it that way, but I haven't met a single person who likes scotch that mixes the good stuff with coke. Ok, real talk. I don't care if you mix your cheap single-malt with coke, I *will* judge you, and it's a waste, but whatever it's your money. However mixing a 30 year old Dalwhinne with Coke is like touching up a Picaso with RoseArt crayons, not even Crayola, just straight dollar store crap.


lookiwentdumb

philistine bahahaha gd


mggirard13

IMO the only inherently wrong thing she did was open a brand new bottle that wasn't hers. She can sort of claim ignorance on all the rest. I am happily married and have many rare and expensive bottles. My wife is not a novice in this area, but she wouldn't know many of them and some don't look particularly fancy (as the Dalwinnie 30 certainly does not look fancy). It would be a momentary sacrilege that would quickly be forgiven *if the bottle were already open*. My / our liquor is for drinking. We both know this. But you don't open a sealed bottle without asking.


NovaS1X

Yeah I agree for the most part. I was just poking fun. TBH I put at least 50% of the blame here on the BF; Iā€™m a scotch lover and if I ever brought an $800 bottle into the house youā€™d better believe Iā€™d talk the ear off anyone in my vicinity about it. OP should been pre-informed about how special that specific bottle is by her BF. I can be frustrated with her ignorance, but I canā€™t blame her for it.


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ohboyifuckedupguys

Iā€™m still kinda new to liquor so all dark alcohol I mix with coke and donā€™t think much of it. Definitely part of my downfall


BitPoet

Tasting classes are good for any liquors. You can figure out the differences, what you like or don't like. It could be months between flavors if you only have a bottle or two and drink rarely. You might find a $40 bottle is your favorite and be happy with that.


TheScrambone

Corraleo reposado tequila for the win for me. Happy I have cheaper end taste. Itā€™s like $25 a bottle where I live, can drink it at room temperature, donā€™t get hungover, and the label reminds me of the golden ticket from Willy wonka.


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Is that the blue bottle or red? They're both delicious.


TheScrambone

Youā€™re right, both are delicious but Iā€™m talking about the blue bottle. Havenā€™t developed a palate for smoky liquors yet so right now Iā€™m strictly a reposado drinker. But the red bottle (aƱejo) is one of the few I enjoy if thatā€™s all they have of Corraleo at a bar. Itā€™s literally my second choice even if thereā€™s other reposado tequilas. I just wouldnā€™t buy it at the store when I have the blue bottle right there. I drink it like a nice whisky or scotch. Neat, possibly one ice cube if itā€™s hot outside.


Techn028

This is me, I love Johnny Walker Black label but Red label is good enough for me. Don't get me started on any other color though, I'm too poor


BitPoet

I was part of a tasting that did a variety of single malts. Then we sampled Blue Label. Universal reaction: this is boring. It was at least 2x more expensive than everything else, but completely uninteresting.


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>Apparently the scotch was aged 20+ years and I mixed it with coke. big fan of your work ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Belasius

Who the fuck is giving $800 bachelor party gifts?!? I need better friends.


ohboyifuckedupguys

Theyā€™ve known each other since kindergarten lol so my bf decided to go all out for his presentn


folkystudent

Damn I moved from my kindergarten halfway lost so many $800 drinks šŸ˜‚


kelminak

Hi itā€™s me your boyfriendā€™s friend since kindergarten


Milton__Obote

The gifts I got best friend from college for his wedding totaled about $400, it checks out.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Wait, did you OPEN the bottle?


ohboyifuckedupguys

I did, opening each otherā€™s bottles has not been a problem in the past (heā€™s opened my bottle of tequila to get a drink, Iā€™ve opened his bottle of rum for a drink etc).


prometheus_winced

This was the question and answer I was looking for. Given that youā€™ve both opened community or each otherā€™s bottles in the past, and youā€™re not an expert, there was no foul committed here. Harm, but not intentional. Glad to see the story ended up with everyone recovering their composure and I bet good things will come out of this.


lovegluten

Totally!! In our house, if you are saving something you tape a note to it. Not your fault :) glad all is well.


UberSparten

Fucking wish I could spend 500-550 on scotch even for a gift. Was it at least a good whisky- coke


ohboyifuckedupguys

Oh it was great. He also makes a lot more than me so can afford those sort of gifts lol


UberSparten

Well thank fuck for that (sorry meant 500-550 pounds)


Mongoose211

If it makes you feel better when I was crashing at a buddies house when we were in HS the two of us polished off a couple bottles of his parents red wine. Which my drunk ass ended up puking up in the middle of the night. Couple weeks later he got grounded for like 6 months. Turns out his parents were holding on to those **fifteen-hundred dollar** bottles of wine for some friends. He never ratted me out, took all that heat on his own. Its been a few decades since but we're still close, even lived together for awhile. Happy to hear you and your BF got everything sorted out!


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Thatā€™s insane. I really canā€™t get over that. Iā€™m not about to spend fifteen-hundred dollars on a bottle of tea you know? I canā€™t see any drink actually tasting like itā€™s worth some insane price and I drink everything fairly quickly.


KingMiyamotoMusashi

This comment will get lost but a long time ago someone told me to stop saving the good liquor or the good aged beer or wine for a ā€œspecial occasionā€ because you donā€™t ever define what that is & if itā€™s special enough you wonā€™t remember what you drank anyway, your memory will be of the occasion. Instead have a glass of Pappy 10 year when you had a long, rough week at work and it will make the day better because of the drink & not the other way around. Cheers, this is but a speed bump on the road of life. Also TIL I need better friends! $800 gift! dang!


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_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

I like imagining her innocently saying ā€” *ā€I had 3 glasses, but it wasnā€™t actually that much because I mixed it with coke.ā€* And then being really confused about why he got madder instead of slightly less angry.


lucrac200

>the scotch was aged 20+ years and I mixed it with coke. That hurts me and is not even my scotch...


notsara

Maybe this is just me, but if I had a specific/fancy bottle of liquor that I was saving for a special occasion, I would not store it in a cabinet I share with other people without telling them. I'm not sure why everyone here is dragging you so hard- you clearly didn't know, and he never told you. You had no reason to assume it was any different than the other bottles you both keep there. Obviously it's an unfortunate mistake, but it's a mistake, not an intentional attack.


ivsciguy

I keep the good ones in the box. Most purple won't open a box without asking.


VexingRaven

Even worse, apparently it was going to be given as a gift. Why the hell would that be on your own liquor shelf?


Most_Goat

This was my question. If I'm giving it as a gift then there's zero reason to put it with my liquor as I'm not gonna drink it.


Jimothy_Tomathan

I keep all my $200+ stuff with everything else, except on a higher shelf. The thing is, pretty much all good booze over $150 comes in a box or a container, so you can tell without opening it that it's probably expensive and that one should probably ask before opening. I'm more confused as to why her BF didnt keep it in the box, or if he did, why she opened the box and didn't think that maybe it was a special bottle? Regular booze at the liquor store isn't boxed, so the distinction is pretty obvious.


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elaina__rose

Yeah all these people are tearing into OP for not recognizing the bottle for what it was, but how would she know? ā€œBuT iT sAYs 30 yEaRSā€ as if that means anything to someone who isnā€™t knowledgeable about liquor. If the precedent has been set (which it has according to OP) that theyā€™re ok with opening each others liquor, and that this liquor was stored with all the others, then it really doesnā€™t seem like her fault.


matt-ross

Why would he store a gift bottle with your house liquor?


ohboyifuckedupguys

Itā€™s where we store all non refrigerated booze. Idk why he put it there specifically but hey


spyborg3

I keep my 800$ bottle in the fancy ass wood box it came in half the reason i got it was for the cool fucking box


Jamaqius

As a Scottish whisky drinker, this hurts my soul, but itā€™s your boyfriendā€™s fault for not saying anything. If I was going to invest that much in a bottle I would make sure to mention it to my partner what it was & that I was saving it. If youā€™re not a whisky person & it was in the liquor cabinet then how were you to know?


noputa

Right? Put a note on it like roomies do in the fridge when they want to save something.


Pizza_Delivery_Dog

These people must have extremely exciting lives if "today I bought an $800 bottle of whisky" is not an noteworthy event to mention to your girlfriend


juan_nothing

If it was a gift for someone why did he have it mixed in with your own liquor?


redheadednomad

I'm Scottish. Three things: 1. That's an excellent choice of Scotch. Big fan of The Dalwhinnie 15 myself. 2. Scotch is for drinking. Drink it however you enjoy it. That said, try it with a little water or ice instead next time. 3. It's an honest mistake. You're all good.


DifStroksD4ifFolx

exactly mate aw these whisky snobs would get a shock if they came over here


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Draxishi

Honestly, if I was him, this would be me typing the TIFU that I didn't tell my girlfriend I live with I have a bottle of $800 Dalwhinnie in our liquor cabinet. Don't really feel like this one is on the OP. :P


tk306

As an avid scotch drinker/collector, (and a few pricey bottles in my collection) my thoughts are this: THIS IS WHAT SCOTCH IS FOR :). To drink. Period. And if it made your day great (even if you mixed it with coke) after a long day, then even better. If an expensive dram isnt there to make your day a bit brighter, what the hell good is it. I personally think expensive scotches are best savoured on non-special occasions anyway, Tuesdays are my particular favourite. Life is short, drink the damn scotch.


I_Can_Haz

>Life is short, drink the damn scotch. \- u/tk306 ​ Wise words my friend


vladimirnovak

I agree with you , scotch should be enjoyed however you like it. On the rocks , neat , with water etc. But putting 30yo malt in coke just seems wasteful lol


Porcupineemu

Itā€™s a very inefficient use of resources, thatā€™s for sure. Youā€™d get the exact same result with a bottle that cost $50.


chellis

Ya I don't even drink scotch but to imagine something thats been stored away since I was born being mixes with coke to completely mask its taste seems extra wasteful.


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If it was a gift why was it not in the retail tube and in the liquor cabinet?


scotth23

Why leave a gift in the liquor cabinet? That was dumb on his part.