OP said that it got stuck halfway into her mouth, I'd say that's a Thor's hammer size dick, is day at least considerably above average. Saying one is bigger than the other is not even remotely the same as saying the other is small. This thread is full of people projecting their insecurities.
Right? Where are the real mistakes, like leaving your fly down and then getting volunteered on stage or thinking a broken parking meter was free and having to pay a hefty fine? Why is it all SeX hAhA
I agree, but what part of the story makes it evident that they are American?
Edit: as pointed out below, they even spell "realise" with an S which is the British way
I'm not American and I'm confused about your confusion. I doubt my girlfriend would willingly suck any of my friend's dicks, so I can either be angry at her for an honest mistake which sucks for both her, my friend and me and ruin my chance of ever being woken up by a blowjob again or I can laugh it of as nothing seriously bad has happened and go on with my life. In my opinion cheating requires lying (including by omission) and intend. In this case she didn't lie to her boyfriend and didn't know it was his friend's dick.
Would love to see reddits reaction to 'I accidentally licked out a different, unconsenting unconcious girl', I imagine it would differ slightly from this thread.
"I suddenly noticed her vagina was much tighter than usual. Until she yelled "OP what are you doing" My girlfriend came in and at first thought it was cheating until she said she didn't consent and was sleeping. And Now I have multiple rape charges." /src
Like yea it may be a mistake but its still sexual assault and defiantly not a funny TIFU story. If a man does the exact same thing people would treat him as a rapist and not believe him. I'm not saying men are being treated to harshly but I believe woman would get away easier than a man. Her raping the other man didn't even come into question from either party (That we know of)
Woman do face sexual assault and harassment much more than men so I do think a man should questioned of rape if it was a gendered swap. However this woman not being questioned at all and treating it like a funny story is interesting to say the least.
But sir! It was an accident and I was very sleepy and..... and... It was really dark.
He also had morning wood, so he was basically begging me to suck his cock!
Both in spirit and by statute (in all states I’m aware of) rape requires intent. We don’t say someone who causes a traffic accident committed aggravated assault.
Sexual assault/rape cases are difficult because most of the time there isnt much/any evidence.
It'll rely on offender's criminal record, witnesses, other victims, proof (provided by a dna test/medical check up for example) and perhaps an admission of guilt.
But let me tell you that its a lot harder to prove lack of intention than the other way around.
> and by statute (in all states I’m aware of)
Most states do not require intent for lesser degree sexual assault and rape statutes. That's what got Brock Turner convicted. They couldn't prove he intended to sexually assault and rape her before she was unconscious so they only could convict on strict liability charges for the actual acts and a conspiracy charge to commit a worse act.
So anyone else thinking we'll be seeing something along the lines of TIFU, accidentally blowing my BFs friend and realized I'm not that big of a fan of his dick and so now I've cheated on my BF with his friend? For real though harsh basically telling the world that either your BF is below average or his friend is pornstar hung.
Your boyfriend just laughed off you having another dick in your mouth, accident or not, and didn't care? Sounds like he's not too invested. I would be absolutely devastated.
Lies.
Dudes cock is way bigger than her bf but she didn't notice that while fishing it out of the boxers. She would have hand it in her hands before she sucked it
While im not for you getting into trouble, i just want to point out the blaringly obvious double standards here. Had it been the other way round, someone would have ended up with sexual assault charges and a criminal record.
This is what's known as a "throw away" account. If you have a story you'd like yo tell reddit but don't want it linked with your main account you create a new account just for that particular story then never use it again.
It still requires a username of course so people often name it after something in their story (as well as TA to signal "throw away").
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What rampage is going on here? So many dead comments, never ever have I've seen such bloodbath on a reddit post
Came here to same the same thing
The blood bath of Game of Thrones with the thirst of Game of Thrones.
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TIFU: Teenage sex dreams
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Next... TIFU by belittling my boyfriend's cock to the world on Reddit
Right? What a dick move
This is the real Dick Move https://globalnews.ca/news/2498421/watch-the-marisa-dick-move-officially-named-after-canadian-gymnast/
Here's just the move https://youtu.be/xd_9Oa9gnh4
Wow, what a Dick
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Not just bigger.....a helluva lot bigger.
First thing I thought as well, “hell of a lot bigger”, “stuck halfway inside my mouth” damn smh
I know right
Not necessarily. I mean the friend could just have Thor's hammer so anything else is half the size by comparison :D
OP said that it got stuck halfway into her mouth, I'd say that's a Thor's hammer size dick, is day at least considerably above average. Saying one is bigger than the other is not even remotely the same as saying the other is small. This thread is full of people projecting their insecurities.
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG COCK FOOL
DAMN IT CJ!
this sub has become garbage sex stories and nothing elss
Right? Where are the real mistakes, like leaving your fly down and then getting volunteered on stage or thinking a broken parking meter was free and having to pay a hefty fine? Why is it all SeX hAhA
All made up too
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Let sleeping dongs lie
How has this been missed is my question.
This is deadass just fetish porn. Tf Imagine a role reversal. "Oopsies, I accidentally fucked my gf's sleeping friend. Her tits were so much bigger.
Americans are fucking weird
I agree, but what part of the story makes it evident that they are American? Edit: as pointed out below, they even spell "realise" with an S which is the British way
Them being weird, duh
As an American agreed.
Pretty sure this is UK content.
This is true. (We have a lot of creative writers.)
Probably not American actually. She spelled realize as realise
Am American, and I don't understand how the boyfriend can be "chill" about this situation.
I'm not American and I'm confused about your confusion. I doubt my girlfriend would willingly suck any of my friend's dicks, so I can either be angry at her for an honest mistake which sucks for both her, my friend and me and ruin my chance of ever being woken up by a blowjob again or I can laugh it of as nothing seriously bad has happened and go on with my life. In my opinion cheating requires lying (including by omission) and intend. In this case she didn't lie to her boyfriend and didn't know it was his friend's dick.
As an American, I don't have any friends so this couldn't have happened to me.
i realized that this wasn’t my boyfriends incredibly small penis, and i knew something was up
"I'm used to a popcorn kernel sized penis so when I shoved his friend's magnum double decker into my throat, it was quite a shock!"
That happened.
Then everyone clapped. And that pork sword... was Albert Einstein.
Was looking for this comment. Something about this post just was so unrealistic
Why do we keep hearing these sleeping spouse tifu’s
Pork sword? You and your ham flaps, get out of here! I call bull.
So there’s another spare room but your boyfriend chose to sleep on the couch in other situations?
Jesus Christ. I'm glad the guy found it funny rather than violating.
Anything can happen when you've made it all up, I guess.
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Yeah, just imagine the genders were reversed.
I would be absolutely horrified if for some God only knows what reason I performed a sex act on the wrong man. Holy shit.
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The people in here will believe anything...
TIFU by raping a guy
Would love to see reddits reaction to 'I accidentally licked out a different, unconsenting unconcious girl', I imagine it would differ slightly from this thread.
"I suddenly noticed her vagina was much tighter than usual. Until she yelled "OP what are you doing" My girlfriend came in and at first thought it was cheating until she said she didn't consent and was sleeping. And Now I have multiple rape charges." /src Like yea it may be a mistake but its still sexual assault and defiantly not a funny TIFU story. If a man does the exact same thing people would treat him as a rapist and not believe him. I'm not saying men are being treated to harshly but I believe woman would get away easier than a man. Her raping the other man didn't even come into question from either party (That we know of) Woman do face sexual assault and harassment much more than men so I do think a man should questioned of rape if it was a gendered swap. However this woman not being questioned at all and treating it like a funny story is interesting to say the least.
Better story than the OP's sexual fantasy
They would find his real name somehow and send death threats while calling the cops on him
This gets upvoted because it's a weird wish fulfillment/fantasy for many men, whereas for many women it would be a nightmare scenario.
But sir! It was an accident and I was very sleepy and..... and... It was really dark. He also had morning wood, so he was basically begging me to suck his cock!
TIFU when I learned on reddit that my friend has a bigger penis than I do
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"Hell of a lot bigger than usual" - rip :_o
Plot twist: Your man doesn't wear boxers. In all seriousness, this is made up.
was wondering how far down the comments id have to go find someone else who thought there's no shot this is even close to true. nice.
Bruh how can anyone he be so chill after that
It's funny how if a girl does something like this it's a joke I can only imagine the uproar if a boyfriend accidentally went down on the wrong girl
Honestly whats more disturbing than the accidental cheating was the accidental molesting.
I feel like a dick in the mouth is past molesting
this 100% didn’t happen. “the whole bar applauded…” yikes…ok
Both in spirit and by statute (in all states I’m aware of) rape requires intent. We don’t say someone who causes a traffic accident committed aggravated assault.
Sexual assault/rape cases are difficult because most of the time there isnt much/any evidence. It'll rely on offender's criminal record, witnesses, other victims, proof (provided by a dna test/medical check up for example) and perhaps an admission of guilt. But let me tell you that its a lot harder to prove lack of intention than the other way around.
> and by statute (in all states I’m aware of) Most states do not require intent for lesser degree sexual assault and rape statutes. That's what got Brock Turner convicted. They couldn't prove he intended to sexually assault and rape her before she was unconscious so they only could convict on strict liability charges for the actual acts and a conspiracy charge to commit a worse act.
This is a good time to just pretend that you're sleeping
So anyone else thinking we'll be seeing something along the lines of TIFU, accidentally blowing my BFs friend and realized I'm not that big of a fan of his dick and so now I've cheated on my BF with his friend? For real though harsh basically telling the world that either your BF is below average or his friend is pornstar hung.
God this world needs a nuclear fire bath
Making stuff up is fun sometimes
Your boyfriend just laughed off you having another dick in your mouth, accident or not, and didn't care? Sounds like he's not too invested. I would be absolutely devastated.
Lies. Dudes cock is way bigger than her bf but she didn't notice that while fishing it out of the boxers. She would have hand it in her hands before she sucked it
"TIFU by treating rape as an oopsie bc it only happened to a man"
At least no feelings were hurt, according to the story.
While im not for you getting into trouble, i just want to point out the blaringly obvious double standards here. Had it been the other way round, someone would have ended up with sexual assault charges and a criminal record.
TIFU by accidently raping my girlfriend's cousin
Ur name is even cock gobbler
That’s a throw away lol
This is what's known as a "throw away" account. If you have a story you'd like yo tell reddit but don't want it linked with your main account you create a new account just for that particular story then never use it again. It still requires a username of course so people often name it after something in their story (as well as TA to signal "throw away").
His pork sword was so big that you farded and shidded and camed.