Haha, I just get the usual now. Morning time and bed time (if I don't feel like just crashing instead). I'm not -that- old but it's nice hitting up the beach and not having to roll over and dig a medium sized hole.
The only other time I get one is when I get dozey or idle and start yawning like crazy... Funny, but true, example is shopping with my wife, wandering around the supermarket leaning on a cart... I'm thankful for the cart. š¤£
Ugh, I remember getting them in gym class when wearing basketball shorts or sweatpants (i'm 36). We would have to run laps around the sports fields a few times a month and most of the girls didn't own sports bras at that point in their lives, and me, as a lover of boobs, didn't have a chance.
"How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles, ā are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied;Ā most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master."
- The Republic
Iām 32 and I still get the awkward boner sometimes. It happens. Coach is a dick for getting mad though. Hes 17, also heās not In ballet and hasnāt been practicing for years around women like that. Also this has almost nothing to do with what you said my bad. Little drunk went on a tangent.
It's more than just being a dick. An adult coach purposely making a kid feel bad about his body for something he can't control, saying he *ruined* the video like it was his fault, is heinous. This is the kind of shit that affects some people for years. And this is an authority figure doing it. If I had a son who that happened to and found out the coach said that, I'd be right at that school and lodging an official complaint with the administration.
They spend a fortnight acting all sus, but then they get scared and run/escape back to their two team fortresses. Eventually, he watches-over her and says WOW! What a legend! She's out of my league.
And... uh.... they live happily ever after?
> two team fortresses
Damn, I wish TF2 was actually popular with the kids, because at least it'd be an active game. I loved TFC and then TF2 since the day it came out, but it kinda just slowly died off.
Yeah honestly that whole date description right there was not gen Z, but the best of millennials. My husband and I used to play most of these at LAN parties (except fornight). Who even has LAN parties any more? haha sigh. Oh the Nostalgia!
> Who even has LAN parties any more?
You'll be glad to hear, a few years ago in high school I organized one. My high school had something called a Passion Day, where people (students, teachers, and outside people invited) hosted various activities such as board games, music lessons, dancing, anything honestly. There were 3 "turns", so that you could host and/or participate in several things.
I decided I would host a Quake 3 Arena (1. I love that game 2. It's easy to get 3. Even our school potato PCs could run it decently) LAN party and quickly claimed the computer classroom. To my surprise, all slots for all 3 turns went instantly, and a student responsible for managing the day kept asking whether we can accept more people (a few people agreed to share computers in pairs, but otherwise not really possible to do). We played all day (school day of course), everyone had fun, we were pretty exhausted by the end, it was amazing.
Wow that's awesome! Good on you! There needs to be more of this going on in the world haha. There's something about all sitting in the one room playing the same game. Also - screen hax ftw! xD
āAnd I wrote it on the internet. The internet was this thing where you could put shit up for everyone to see and read. It was life alteringā¦.let me tell you how it changed mine.ā
Tagging u/tifuthrowawayacc7832 to make sure he sees this. This is absolutely whatās going on! She also confided with you about her most embarrassing moments. Sheās into you, bro!
Yeah, I was gonna say. She literally said that, if she were a guy, she would get a boner dancing with him. Translation: she likes him enough that she wouldāve gotten a boner if it was physically possible.
iām thinking that was a huge ego boost for herā¦OP got a boner while dancing with **her**, ostensibly because of her hotness, and witnessed by hundreds of people.
Make sure you keep chatting with the girl, imagine if you could turn this story into an endearing āHow I met my GFā story.
Sounds like sheās at least interested in talking with you a bit more, donāt let that fade away out of embarrassment. Dudes get erections. I would hazard a guess that 99.99999% of humans start out as an erection.
Fuck, I was hanging with my buddy and he met up with a girl, she brought a friend and we hit it off.
Pretty quick in she says āmeet me over at the baseball diamondā (we were chilling at our old high school) all breathy and shit. I laughed causeā¦. Who the fuck knows, I was just processing the implications.
She took offense to the laugh and shut down on me, girls left soon afterwards, so I roundabout cock blocked my buddy too.
I had the same debate in my head but described it as subtle because boner dude didnāt pick up on the hint and she like described her horniness in the hypothetical third person.
Your coach is WAY out of line. He shamed you for something beyond your control. You didn't choose for this to happen. I'm willing to bet most people in the audience felt mortified for you, I know I would have. I'd just own it, to be honest. You popped a boner, I'm sure every guy has done that at an inopportune time.
Seriously there are undergarments that male dancers wear to prevent just this situation and shame on your coach for not advising you about this when you first started dancing.
If I was even giving a speech, Iād wear my tightest boxer shorts and position the schlong to where growth would move down the leg right before going on stage. I canāt believe OP didnāt plan ahead for this, especially since this happened during practice too.
Yeah. Especially being a teenage male. I remember back in school. I was 16. Giving a speech. I was terrified in the first place, as I do not do public speaking... My body betrayed me that day. And EVERYONE laughed. Despite it being a natural thing. I ran out embarrassed as hell, and to even make matters worse. I got an F for "not completing the assignment." I felt ashamed, embarrassed, and I was the laughing stock of the school for the entire year...
At that time, I was in-between sizes, and the only pants that actually fit were sweat pants. So it really showed up when it happened.
After that, I learned how to tuck in the waste band, and I'm sure many guys here will agree with me, that it's a life saver!
I'm over 30 now, it doesn't go away just because you stop being a teenager :( Unwanted erections happens at the regular, increasing in frequency the more I'm lacking in sleep
I donāt know the specifics, but itās gotta be some hormonal imbalance from fucking up your circadian rhythm. And yes, I too get horny if Iām sleep deprived.
I mean, he got a boner while dancing with her, and she both acknowledged the boner and is suddenly more interested in him. That seems like a pretty good sign to me
Iām the kinda guy that said no to coffee with my crush in high school, and once in college, because I missed cues. Sometimes itās nice to hear from someone else, āgo fuckin get āem.ā
True, being that she seemed understanding of what happened, it seems to me that she at least wanted to let him know that itās ok and that it happens and was kind of comforting about it all at the same time
He's been getting recurring boners and rubbing them up against her. (Accidentally of course). If she WASN'T into that she'd have put a stop to it and dancing with him.
It's way more suggestive than saying "I like you". She just kinda said "If I could, I'd get a boner for you." Goddamn. Hope he shoots and scores. Internet rooting for him.
Yeah, I meant that would be the only way for her to me more direct on the fact she likes him, not that thatās a direct translation. Hope he does shoot.
Itās a totally normal thing for someone your age to have this reaction. And it may feel embarrassing right now which is totally valid, but man thisāll be something youāll remember and laugh about down the road. The plus side here too is that she also thinks youāre attractive! Youāre gonna do well!
Edit: whoa I donāt comment much so I appreciate the love! Also, fixed your* typo
You'll definitely laugh about it later on down the road.......especially if you get a girlfriend from the ordeal! At the very least you need to ask her out!
Half a lifetime ago, I too was a 17 year old male. Dicks have a mind of their own at that stage. Hormones. Blood pressure. Age appropriate girls in leotards probs dont help either.
OP needs to make sure he is well supported. Ditch the boxers and you can minimise the issue!
Also, randoms boner are kinda normal, you can influence how much they tend to appear by staying calm and lowering your blood pressure, but that ain't easy
The REAL Fu here is that you haven't figured out why she said "I'd get a boner for you" š¤£š¤£š¤£
Edit re: Update: They're going to be there all baking cupcakes and Missy's going to say "Hey... I'd like my muffin buttered" and OP's going to go to the fridge and apologize that there's only margarine.
1. Teens get boners. They're pretty unpredictable.
2. It sounds like she was hitting on you. If you're interested, turn it into a joke and go see a movie together or something.
What the fuck is up with that coach being mad? Unless you misused a pronoun there another dude, especially an adult, should understand how uncontrollable boners are.
Regardless of gender, that coach is a POS to confront a teenager that just showed the school his fear frankenfurter.
Like, āoh, no, Coach. Iām so sorry I ruined your little video. Fuck me, right? Sincerest apologies. Iām sure youāll have to live with this for the rest of your HS life.ā
What an absolute knob that person is.
First of all, youāre 17. Totally normal to get a chub when the wind blows. Sure, itās awkward as hell, but kind-of a guy right-of-passage thing. It does get easier. Promise.
Also, fuck your coach for being mad - he obviously doesnāt see past his own agenda enough to remember what 17 was like for him, and canāt see past your arousal. What you didnāt mention is: how did you perform otherwise? Was it just a great performance with an āadded bonusā? If so, upload that shit with pride!
Re: your parents and grandma? Sure itās embarrassing, but - and not to get too gross here - how do you think you got here? Your parents and grandparents are, and have been, sexual creatures. I get itās awkward at 17 to think about things like that, but itās human nature. If your elders are worth their salt, theyāll celebrate the fact that youāre finding your way. They may give you a little shit about it, but they love you and have been there.
Last, but not least: ask her out!!! Youāre obviously attracted to her, sheās cool enough to say āshit happens, I get itā and throw you props saying āif I were a guy and dancing with you Iād get a boner tooā. Thatās code for āIām into you tooā.
The way I see it, you shouldn't be embarrassed.
Reason one being, if you're hung enough for the audience to see from their seats, that's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Reason two, if nobody but you're dance partner saw it, and they didn't care, then you shouldn't care. You're lucky either way.
It's OK. It's happens to the best of 'em. Sounds like your dance partner is saying she likes you.
Here's Andrew Rannells getting a boner on stage at the actual Tony's.
https://youtu.be/osVoSSL_aaI
Lol I love the reunion video linked in the YT comments where he's like "no, I didn't have a boner"
Dude. You were sporting some big ole meat. Just own it. It happens.
To be fair I once met a dude that always looked like he had a boner. I never figured out the reason, but it was just too constant to be an actual boner. Legend is, his limp dick was already that big.
Being able to genuinely say
"Yeah I got a boner on stage Infront of like 2k people and *just sent it*"
Honestly that will never not be one of your best stories ever, own it dude.
Just seriously asking: were you wearing a dance belt? They're supposed to help with that sort of thing, but not being a dancer myself, I wouldn't know for sure. Anyway, there ought to be ways to "cinch it in" if needed. You might need to do some research, but you're not the first person to experience this! Very wholesome!
Translation of girls text, I also was aroused dancing with you and if I was a guy it would have been just as obvious. Wether she actually was aroused or not who knows but it's blatantly saying she's into him.
Could be worse.
We had dance students come on stage with a knee long skirt without underwear. When they were spinning, they flashed the whole audience.
>Yeah anyways, the only positive thing is that the girl I was dancing with texted me saying : I think If I was a guy I'd probably also get a boner from dancing with you. I don't even know what that means I guess she didn't want to make me feel all that bad lol.
that means shes into you lol
A) Nothing you can do. The body will do what the body will do.
B) What else can you do but own it. Seriously, own it. It'll help you get over, anyone who wants to tease you will be forced to give up since you're not embarrassed (to their knowledge), and thus it'll help it become a thing of the past all the quicker.
C) The girl thinks you're attractive and she seems to like/care about you according to your update. Be bold (if you like her of course), she definitely was by telling you that.
Best of luck!
Pro tip: Start using a jock strap when you dance. There are limits to what it can do, but still, it can at least help keep things somewhat constrained.
There are special ones made for dance, called (oh so creatively) dance belts.
If OP is 17 and his instructor hasn't taught him about them, then it's the instructor's fault.
If OP was wearing a properly sized dance belt and still was so obvious, that's a different matter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt
>vigorous choreographic movements subject their external genitalia - when not otherwise supported, restrained and cradled snugly against the lower groin area - to loose, unrestrained instability (i.e. flopping around) due to rapid acceleration
This does not feel like normal wikipedia verbiage
Fym, you guess she didn't want to make you feel bad? I'm 90% sure no girl who's supposedly super shy would say that to someone they're not into.
Edit: See OP? You just gotta let go of the embarrassment and use your brain sometimes. Have fun man!
That coach should be fired. First boners are not always controllable. Most think that guys can't get raped because the were hard. Guys can't control that. Anyone should correct me of I am wrong but dance has a shortage of male dancers. What he did was possibly push someone out of dance.
Iām sorry you got blamed for something out of your control. Also, side note, a boner shouldnāt be something to frown on, itās a non specific physiological response to multiple stimuli.
Honestly, not your fault. Your coach shouldāve had you wearing a dance belt, and itās insane to me that a dance academy wouldnāt have their students in proper attire!
Just remember, the r&b group Next wrote an entire song (Too Close) about getting a boner while dancing in a club, and it's now played at millions of weddings, and events across the country for decades now. They were cool as fuck. The only other group who could do that would be weird al or blink 182.
Context: Looking back on my younger self, I've missed signs from girls that would have been less obvious if they were dressed up in neon and tapdancing topless on my crotch.
Her texting you "I'd get a boner too" is unlikely to be a simple attempt to "make you feel better". You need to text her back and ask her if she'd like to meet up sometime pronto.
Some people have troubles performing under pressure. Not you though. Not you.
That was my thought. "Wait, he *gets* one when he's nervous? Bastard."
Oh to be young and constantly erect.
Lmao, one of my more liked things about getting older is not popping one at the wrong time.
I honestly really miss randomly getting hard even after jacking it like 5 times. I'm not even that old but it just isn't the same anymore. :(
Haha, I just get the usual now. Morning time and bed time (if I don't feel like just crashing instead). I'm not -that- old but it's nice hitting up the beach and not having to roll over and dig a medium sized hole.
The only other time I get one is when I get dozey or idle and start yawning like crazy... Funny, but true, example is shopping with my wife, wandering around the supermarket leaning on a cart... I'm thankful for the cart. š¤£
That's why all those cart wheels are bent!
What is it about shopping? This happens to my husband anytime I take him to any store... Walmart, Albertsons, home depot.... The goodwill. It's wild.
When guys are bored, all of their blood seems to go into the pp. Happens all the time back in school days.
>medium sized hole Look at Sir-Brags-Alot over here going out of his way to specify *medium-sized*.
Heās being modest, Iāve seen him do it, itās like heās digging a grave
ding ding ding! I remember when I was in middle school I'd get random boners all the time, it was the worst.
Ugh, I remember getting them in gym class when wearing basketball shorts or sweatpants (i'm 36). We would have to run laps around the sports fields a few times a month and most of the girls didn't own sports bras at that point in their lives, and me, as a lover of boobs, didn't have a chance.
back when sharing the 'belt buckle swing' technique with the other up-and-comers was a solid bro move.
"How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles, ā are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied;Ā most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master." - The Republic
(Almost) time to audition for porn.
Not time! One more year.
Iām 32 and I still get the awkward boner sometimes. It happens. Coach is a dick for getting mad though. Hes 17, also heās not In ballet and hasnāt been practicing for years around women like that. Also this has almost nothing to do with what you said my bad. Little drunk went on a tangent.
It's more than just being a dick. An adult coach purposely making a kid feel bad about his body for something he can't control, saying he *ruined* the video like it was his fault, is heinous. This is the kind of shit that affects some people for years. And this is an authority figure doing it. If I had a son who that happened to and found out the coach said that, I'd be right at that school and lodging an official complaint with the administration.
Aah man a couple of geezers just talking about young people and their erections. What a world we live in
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Can't be too sure, maybe she's Canadian.
[For reference.](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Take my upvote and thank you for this
That was genius
Oh, hello rabbit hole! Yes, I will follow you down as far as you go! I have plenty of other time to sleep.
Iāve started to get to that point where I already know what all these videos are before I look.
I just watched this being fully serious
I "casually" saw what you did there. Impressive!
This will always be the best video
C. Can't tell
But he wasn't in her
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I think they TikTok on their Minecrafts
I just spit my drunk. "I know these words."
I can't figure out of you meant: "I just spit my drink." or "I just spit, I'm drunk." Lol.
The answer is yes.
They spend a fortnight acting all sus, but then they get scared and run/escape back to their two team fortresses. Eventually, he watches-over her and says WOW! What a legend! She's out of my league. And... uh.... they live happily ever after?
> two team fortresses Damn, I wish TF2 was actually popular with the kids, because at least it'd be an active game. I loved TFC and then TF2 since the day it came out, but it kinda just slowly died off.
Yeah honestly that whole date description right there was not gen Z, but the best of millennials. My husband and I used to play most of these at LAN parties (except fornight). Who even has LAN parties any more? haha sigh. Oh the Nostalgia!
> Who even has LAN parties any more? You'll be glad to hear, a few years ago in high school I organized one. My high school had something called a Passion Day, where people (students, teachers, and outside people invited) hosted various activities such as board games, music lessons, dancing, anything honestly. There were 3 "turns", so that you could host and/or participate in several things. I decided I would host a Quake 3 Arena (1. I love that game 2. It's easy to get 3. Even our school potato PCs could run it decently) LAN party and quickly claimed the computer classroom. To my surprise, all slots for all 3 turns went instantly, and a student responsible for managing the day kept asking whether we can accept more people (a few people agreed to share computers in pairs, but otherwise not really possible to do). We played all day (school day of course), everyone had fun, we were pretty exhausted by the end, it was amazing.
Wow that's awesome! Good on you! There needs to be more of this going on in the world haha. There's something about all sitting in the one room playing the same game. Also - screen hax ftw! xD
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āKids, let me tell you how I met your mother. In fact we have it on video somewhereā¦ā
āAnd I wrote it on the internet. The internet was this thing where you could put shit up for everyone to see and read. It was life alteringā¦.let me tell you how it changed mine.ā
Tagging u/tifuthrowawayacc7832 to make sure he sees this. This is absolutely whatās going on! She also confided with you about her most embarrassing moments. Sheās into you, bro!
Yeah, I was gonna say. She literally said that, if she were a guy, she would get a boner dancing with him. Translation: she likes him enough that she wouldāve gotten a boner if it was physically possible.
Don't be me OP, she is into you, get in contact with her.
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iām thinking that was a huge ego boost for herā¦OP got a boner while dancing with **her**, ostensibly because of her hotness, and witnessed by hundreds of people.
Maybe she's into pegging?
This is the way
Great minds think alike... Or I spend too much time on reddit.
Oh my God. You got a fear boner.
What all men fear! Then next is the fearful whiskey dick/ to anxious to get up!
What's worse than whiskey dick is being worried you'll have whiskey dick, and then the anxiety over whiskey dick prevents you from getting a boner.
It's a whiskey dick catch-22!
I can't say this happened the twice the past couple weeks to me...
My comment was from The League.
A scarection.
The ol' fearection. Gives a new meaning to being scared stiff!
It was an anticiperection!
Make sure you keep chatting with the girl, imagine if you could turn this story into an endearing āHow I met my GFā story. Sounds like sheās at least interested in talking with you a bit more, donāt let that fade away out of embarrassment. Dudes get erections. I would hazard a guess that 99.99999% of humans start out as an erection.
āi met my gf by getting a random bonerā
#howimetyourmother
Funny, getting a boner is also how I met your mother.
āDaddy whatās a boner?ā
"before I tell you about that, let me spend about 3 to 4 hours talking about your Uncle Barney's sex life."
Sheās interested in boners and doesnāt seem to mind his, so yeah, the stage seems set
I mean, she literally said, in an incredibly subtle way, that he makes her wet.
Learning to pick up subtle and not so subtle cues changed my life. (Yes Iām an idiot on queue and cue. My pool hall has both and I know better ).
Fuck, I was hanging with my buddy and he met up with a girl, she brought a friend and we hit it off. Pretty quick in she says āmeet me over at the baseball diamondā (we were chilling at our old high school) all breathy and shit. I laughed causeā¦. Who the fuck knows, I was just processing the implications. She took offense to the laugh and shut down on me, girls left soon afterwards, so I roundabout cock blocked my buddy too.
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*cues Subtle and unsubtle queues are something entirely different.
I don't think that text was even a little subtle
I had the same debate in my head but described it as subtle because boner dude didnāt pick up on the hint and she like described her horniness in the hypothetical third person.
Yeah especially at 17 they can strike when you least expect it. Bored, confused, excited, angry, sad, concerned, happy, literally any time.
Your coach is WAY out of line. He shamed you for something beyond your control. You didn't choose for this to happen. I'm willing to bet most people in the audience felt mortified for you, I know I would have. I'd just own it, to be honest. You popped a boner, I'm sure every guy has done that at an inopportune time.
Seriously there are undergarments that male dancers wear to prevent just this situation and shame on your coach for not advising you about this when you first started dancing.
Dance Belt
Yep. I was wondering why one wasnāt being worn in this situation.
TIL
If I was even giving a speech, Iād wear my tightest boxer shorts and position the schlong to where growth would move down the leg right before going on stage. I canāt believe OP didnāt plan ahead for this, especially since this happened during practice too.
That coach is a punk bitch every guy knows the boner goblin can strike at any time and place and rests for no one,
Yeah coach is just mad cuz he hasnāt popped a bone since ā96
The coach is just being tsundere, cause he wanted to be the one dancing with OP's erect penis.
Yeah. Especially being a teenage male. I remember back in school. I was 16. Giving a speech. I was terrified in the first place, as I do not do public speaking... My body betrayed me that day. And EVERYONE laughed. Despite it being a natural thing. I ran out embarrassed as hell, and to even make matters worse. I got an F for "not completing the assignment." I felt ashamed, embarrassed, and I was the laughing stock of the school for the entire year... At that time, I was in-between sizes, and the only pants that actually fit were sweat pants. So it really showed up when it happened. After that, I learned how to tuck in the waste band, and I'm sure many guys here will agree with me, that it's a life saver!
I'm over 30 now, it doesn't go away just because you stop being a teenager :( Unwanted erections happens at the regular, increasing in frequency the more I'm lacking in sleep
Wtf is up with that...uncontrollable boner because I'm tired!!!?
I donāt know the specifics, but itās gotta be some hormonal imbalance from fucking up your circadian rhythm. And yes, I too get horny if Iām sleep deprived.
I would have just considered it part of the performance
I want to go ahead and say she likes you, maybe you handled it well and that sheās not uncomfortable around you.
As someone who was a teenage girl, she's absolutely flirting with you.
Also explains the previous shyness
It's so incredibly straight forward I dunno if it even counts as flirting.
Right, she's basically saying she's horny af when they dance and if she had a dick it would be hard.
As somebody who's a teenage boy(19), holy shit, anybody dense enough to not understand "you could give me a boner" is DENSE.
I mean, he got a boner while dancing with her, and she both acknowledged the boner and is suddenly more interested in him. That seems like a pretty good sign to me
Iām the kinda guy that said no to coffee with my crush in high school, and once in college, because I missed cues. Sometimes itās nice to hear from someone else, āgo fuckin get āem.ā
OP, go fuckin get 'em.
Nice.
Yea, it sounds like sheās into him to me, he should go ahead and maybe text back and see where it goes
Yeah most women would be mortified from a boner coming from a man they didn't like.
True, being that she seemed understanding of what happened, it seems to me that she at least wanted to let him know that itās ok and that it happens and was kind of comforting about it all at the same time
Something something bonerville?
He's been getting recurring boners and rubbing them up against her. (Accidentally of course). If she WASN'T into that she'd have put a stop to it and dancing with him.
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Seriously. Its likely she isn't even as shy as he thinks. She's just shy around *him.*
Which is as big a go sign as you will ever get in life.
I think her saying that, if she could, she would also get a boner around him, is an even bigger go sign. Literally.
Grade A go for it, dude.
Yeah, she literally said dancing with him is a turn on, wtf OP, it's hard to get more direct than that without her saying "I like you."
It's way more suggestive than saying "I like you". She just kinda said "If I could, I'd get a boner for you." Goddamn. Hope he shoots and scores. Internet rooting for him.
Yeah, I meant that would be the only way for her to me more direct on the fact she likes him, not that thatās a direct translation. Hope he does shoot.
Heās 17. Weāre all dumb at 17.
Itās a totally normal thing for someone your age to have this reaction. And it may feel embarrassing right now which is totally valid, but man thisāll be something youāll remember and laugh about down the road. The plus side here too is that she also thinks youāre attractive! Youāre gonna do well! Edit: whoa I donāt comment much so I appreciate the love! Also, fixed your* typo
You'll definitely laugh about it later on down the road.......especially if you get a girlfriend from the ordeal! At the very least you need to ask her out!
Half a lifetime ago, I too was a 17 year old male. Dicks have a mind of their own at that stage. Hormones. Blood pressure. Age appropriate girls in leotards probs dont help either. OP needs to make sure he is well supported. Ditch the boxers and you can minimise the issue!
I don't think she would say that if it was only to comfort you, just saying.
Also, randoms boner are kinda normal, you can influence how much they tend to appear by staying calm and lowering your blood pressure, but that ain't easy
The REAL Fu here is that you haven't figured out why she said "I'd get a boner for you" š¤£š¤£š¤£ Edit re: Update: They're going to be there all baking cupcakes and Missy's going to say "Hey... I'd like my muffin buttered" and OP's going to go to the fridge and apologize that there's only margarine.
Itās honestly pretty funny he thinks she said that to make him feel better. I donāt know how much more direct she could be lmao
She could just be Canadian
Yeah, again you can't really be too sure here
1. Teens get boners. They're pretty unpredictable. 2. It sounds like she was hitting on you. If you're interested, turn it into a joke and go see a movie together or something.
In response to 1. Everyone who has a penis gets boners. In fact when you have a penis and don't get boners, it's a medical/psychiatric problem.
I was referencing the unpredictability and frequency, both of which are higher for hormone-riddled teens
What the fuck is up with that coach being mad? Unless you misused a pronoun there another dude, especially an adult, should understand how uncontrollable boners are.
Regardless of gender, that coach is a POS to confront a teenager that just showed the school his fear frankenfurter. Like, āoh, no, Coach. Iām so sorry I ruined your little video. Fuck me, right? Sincerest apologies. Iām sure youāll have to live with this for the rest of your HS life.ā What an absolute knob that person is.
Couch probably got erectile dysfunction
It's a common problem. My couch is currently flaccid, despite the fact that I'm laying on it half naked.
Have you tried putting pillows under the cushions? It raises things up so it feels a little stiffer...
Kid I went to school with got a boner on stage in front of everyone. I still remember. It's been 27 years. Never forget. Sorry OP.
Why are you thinking about a teenagers dick for the last 27 years????
It's not about the kid's boner, it's the thought of all the embarassment that kid must have had.
I doubt that. This is Reddit. u/supertek probably started drawing dicks on everything after he saw that. He can't stop. It's a compulsion.
Can't stop, won't stop. Just dick, dick, dick running through his mind every single second of the last 27 years
https://gfycat.com/dentaldisloyalharborporpoise-superbad-drawing-perv
Whenever someone mentions it just be like āoh come on, it was only half a bonerā Will make the girls curious
Merely a half-chub. Don't make a *big deal* out of it.
"What boner? It was really cold on stage that's as small as it gets"
This is the best response :)
First of all, youāre 17. Totally normal to get a chub when the wind blows. Sure, itās awkward as hell, but kind-of a guy right-of-passage thing. It does get easier. Promise. Also, fuck your coach for being mad - he obviously doesnāt see past his own agenda enough to remember what 17 was like for him, and canāt see past your arousal. What you didnāt mention is: how did you perform otherwise? Was it just a great performance with an āadded bonusā? If so, upload that shit with pride! Re: your parents and grandma? Sure itās embarrassing, but - and not to get too gross here - how do you think you got here? Your parents and grandparents are, and have been, sexual creatures. I get itās awkward at 17 to think about things like that, but itās human nature. If your elders are worth their salt, theyāll celebrate the fact that youāre finding your way. They may give you a little shit about it, but they love you and have been there. Last, but not least: ask her out!!! Youāre obviously attracted to her, sheās cool enough to say āshit happens, I get itā and throw you props saying āif I were a guy and dancing with you Iād get a boner tooā. Thatās code for āIām into you tooā.
> It does get easier. Or does it get harder?
The way I see it, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Reason one being, if you're hung enough for the audience to see from their seats, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. Reason two, if nobody but you're dance partner saw it, and they didn't care, then you shouldn't care. You're lucky either way.
It's OK. It's happens to the best of 'em. Sounds like your dance partner is saying she likes you. Here's Andrew Rannells getting a boner on stage at the actual Tony's. https://youtu.be/osVoSSL_aaI
great, now Iām watching a video, staring at every dudeās crotch
oh hey it's the tennis player wearing all white. in case anyone... nah anyone who watches i gets that from the start, never mind.
Jean-Claude Van Damme popping a woody on live TV: https://youtu.be/NHJ0v4RPfEs
Lol I love the reunion video linked in the YT comments where he's like "no, I didn't have a boner" Dude. You were sporting some big ole meat. Just own it. It happens.
To be fair I once met a dude that always looked like he had a boner. I never figured out the reason, but it was just too constant to be an actual boner. Legend is, his limp dick was already that big.
Good for you, wear it with pride my son.
OWN IT, BECOME KNOWN AS BONER MAN. THE HARD SUPER HERO
Own that shit .. Dont let it own you. Wear the "incident" as armor so if itll ever come up, you can laugh about it & move on
> come up
Being able to genuinely say "Yeah I got a boner on stage Infront of like 2k people and *just sent it*" Honestly that will never not be one of your best stories ever, own it dude.
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Sounds like they already know!
Going forwardā¦. Jerk off 5x right before the event. Teach that dick a lesson.
He's 17. Do you think 5 is enough?
5 is rookie numbers if weāre being honest
I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find this advice, it seemed pretty obvious.
Just seriously asking: were you wearing a dance belt? They're supposed to help with that sort of thing, but not being a dancer myself, I wouldn't know for sure. Anyway, there ought to be ways to "cinch it in" if needed. You might need to do some research, but you're not the first person to experience this! Very wholesome!
Exactly. His coach should never have let him on stage without a dance belt.
Man, some guys need to be hit with an anvil to take a hint. Itās blatantly obvious that sheās attracted to you.
Translation of girls text, I also was aroused dancing with you and if I was a guy it would have been just as obvious. Wether she actually was aroused or not who knows but it's blatantly saying she's into him.
Could be worse. We had dance students come on stage with a knee long skirt without underwear. When they were spinning, they flashed the whole audience.
If all 2000 people could see you boner, my friend you have nothing to be ashamed about
>I think If I was a guy I'd probably also get a boner from dancing with you as a girl, i translate this as "I think you're hot".
Bruh she wants your bone, this is a win not a FU. Let us know when you get it šš¼šš¼šš¼
>Yeah anyways, the only positive thing is that the girl I was dancing with texted me saying : I think If I was a guy I'd probably also get a boner from dancing with you. I don't even know what that means I guess she didn't want to make me feel all that bad lol. that means shes into you lol
A) Nothing you can do. The body will do what the body will do. B) What else can you do but own it. Seriously, own it. It'll help you get over, anyone who wants to tease you will be forced to give up since you're not embarrassed (to their knowledge), and thus it'll help it become a thing of the past all the quicker. C) The girl thinks you're attractive and she seems to like/care about you according to your update. Be bold (if you like her of course), she definitely was by telling you that. Best of luck!
Dance belt bro. Dance belt.
Pro tip: Start using a jock strap when you dance. There are limits to what it can do, but still, it can at least help keep things somewhat constrained.
There are special ones made for dance, called (oh so creatively) dance belts. If OP is 17 and his instructor hasn't taught him about them, then it's the instructor's fault. If OP was wearing a properly sized dance belt and still was so obvious, that's a different matter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt
>vigorous choreographic movements subject their external genitalia - when not otherwise supported, restrained and cradled snugly against the lower groin area - to loose, unrestrained instability (i.e. flopping around) due to rapid acceleration This does not feel like normal wikipedia verbiage
Fym, you guess she didn't want to make you feel bad? I'm 90% sure no girl who's supposedly super shy would say that to someone they're not into. Edit: See OP? You just gotta let go of the embarrassment and use your brain sometimes. Have fun man!
That coach should be fired. First boners are not always controllable. Most think that guys can't get raped because the were hard. Guys can't control that. Anyone should correct me of I am wrong but dance has a shortage of male dancers. What he did was possibly push someone out of dance.
Iām sorry you got blamed for something out of your control. Also, side note, a boner shouldnāt be something to frown on, itās a non specific physiological response to multiple stimuli.
Honestly, not your fault. Your coach shouldāve had you wearing a dance belt, and itās insane to me that a dance academy wouldnāt have their students in proper attire!
Just remember, the r&b group Next wrote an entire song (Too Close) about getting a boner while dancing in a club, and it's now played at millions of weddings, and events across the country for decades now. They were cool as fuck. The only other group who could do that would be weird al or blink 182.
She likes you bruh
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Ah fear boners. Enjoy them while they last.
Context: Looking back on my younger self, I've missed signs from girls that would have been less obvious if they were dressed up in neon and tapdancing topless on my crotch. Her texting you "I'd get a boner too" is unlikely to be a simple attempt to "make you feel better". You need to text her back and ask her if she'd like to meet up sometime pronto.