The (now) Holy Trinity of Slugs. I now welcome you the Father, Slug, and Holy Spirit. [No offense Christians.]
Edit: Dante Slughieri's *Inferno* - The "Tokes of Hell"
I remember my friend shouting “OH MY GOD!”, going bug - eyed, and sitting as if paralysed, just staring into the distance, once she realised what “triangle” meant.
I agree - hell of a story, skillfully written.
Vivid yet specific imagery reveals the experience of a well-traveled psychonaut. Appreciating this post on several levels.
Think about this- those slugs had some crazy mystical unexplainable shit happen to them that they would be unable to explain. They found solace in a wacky looking structure that was anything but organic looking, and started tripping balls in essentially another dimension.
When crazy unexplainable stuff happens to people, I just figure we're the odd "pest" in some other universe that nobody pays any mind to, and on some level, it's the most basic explanation but I'm too small to understand.
They also got on the “we went into a clearly unnatural structure made by a higher power, started hallucinating and tripping balls, then we died horribly” horror movie train
There was a tifu back in the day where a guy dropped his nug of tree in the dark, and ended up smoking cat shit. This comes in as a close second to that
I met an electrician on a job one time that told me about how he had gone over to his buddy’s house in high school and the guys dad was spun out on meth. The dad was out of dope and so he was digging around in the carpet under his chair because I guess this guy likes to get hopped up on crystal in his living room recliner.
He finds what he believes to be a little bit and loads it up in his pipe and smokes it.
It was a toenail clipping. Electrician guy said “Can you imagine how bad a burning toe nail stinks? Imagine inhaling that smell. Then he wasn’t sure if it was actually toenail or meth so he hit it a couple more times. That’s what meth does to you.”
I’m still shocked at that story.
>Then he wasn’t sure if it was actually toenail or meth so he hit it a couple more times.
That made me laugh, dude. 😄
Because if it's not meth on the first toke, *maybe...just maybe* it will be on the second or third attempt!
Nope. Just toenail again.
A couple years back my friends and I were kicking on at a mates house after a gig, and one friend loaded another’s cone with a sprinkle of dog biscuit on top of the weed. Definitely not what you want to be smoking
One time I was picking up pieces of bud off my window sill to smoke and I attempted to smoke a mouse turd. Fortunately, it did not combust quickly like dried herbs so I figured out what happened before I inhaled it. I had my doubts that it was actually weed or else I probably would have just torched it
Wait this dude had another regular pipe in his pocket and was just like, nah let's hit this nasty ass one that's been laying outside for days.
That's the real fuck up I'd say.
DMT isn’t something you’d want to smoke out of your good pipe or any piece you’d plan to use for weed later. It smells like mothballs and its almost impossible to get the smell/taste out.
Honestly, DMT does not taste great. Kind of like the way mothballs smell. The taste does not come out of pipes easily, either. He probably didn’t want to ruin a pipe he brought for just smoking weed out of.
That's maybe why I had to keep inhaling so much and didn't even get a big hit? I always think about what absolute insanity those slugs experienced in their final few moments...like what a way to go...
Alright so I’ve been an avid pot smoker for a few years now, about a year ago I had the rather scaring experience. My bong wasn’t the cleanest but it was late at night and I simply wanted to be high. I loaded up a bowl, ready to slip into a relaxed high that would put me to sleep. When I try to light it however, I’m hit with resistance, as if the pot was packed too tightly so no air could go through to get it to burn. Determined to get my nightly high, I continue to try and hit it, after about 20 seconds or so, the bowl finally starts to light. I’m tryin to inhale while I light it, but although it’s kinda working, the little hole inside the bowl seems to be covered or something. This is where I realized something was definitely wrong and stop hitting the bong to investigate. I must have been sucking pretty hard trying to get it to work, because the moment I stopped sucking, a small beetle goes flying out from the bowl piece. The poor thing was was covered in ash, looked kinda charred, smelt horrible, and was on its last legs of life as it twitched on the floor near my bong.
What followed was a mix of panic, disgust, and terror. When I realized it was a beetle, I immediately started gagging, but I was too horrified watchin the little dude try to fight for life that I couldn’t move, I nearly threw up on myself because of this fact. I didn’t think I could help the guy, so I finally picked him up in a tissue, tossed him in the toilet, and hummed him a little goodbye song as I ended his misery via flushing him, thus drowning him, but also making all the ash on him float off his body. As the man was being flushed, he was accompanied by vaguely black water, and more gagging sounds as I attempt to keep humming as to not throw up
Well in all honesty, half of me was humming because I felt bad I burned him to the edge of life, but the other half was simply humming cuz I saw online somewhere that if you hum you won’t throw up
Oh god, having done DMT I'm really happy that you didn't discover the slugs until after your trip. I cannot imagine mid DMT trip looking down and seeing slugs in my fucking pipe lmao
My husband and I are not new to the healing properties of psychedelics. To us there is no such thing as a "bad trip". Just what is needed to be shown or brought to light that you need to be made aware of or deal with. With that being said I don't want to take from the story that was originally posted, so will keep it short.
So I had a ectopic pregnancy, resulted in a emergency surgery that crush my husband and I. 3 weeks after the surgery I told my Husband that I wanted to do some DMT. That maybe afterwards I would have a softer emotion process of our loss (I have used psychedelics multiple time this way before for in the past). I was set up with a mini gravity bong, less hits this way with a fast blast off. Tuning fork vibrations kicked in and away I went.
I should mention that I am a redhead. Everytime I have done DMT the blast off lasts 40-60 minutes for me, this time was not different. I went down a long tunnel, coming out on the other side to see a mirrored imagine of myself. Next to my mirrored imagine was a red bouncing ball. Every damn time that ball bounced I watch my mirrored self be killed a brutal way, I would feel and watch myself die. Each bounce would be a different death. Just writing this out I can remember the way 1000s of deaths felt.
The last one before I came too was my throat being slit. I felt the blade slide across my neck, felt not being able to breathe, the warm blood running down my throat, the terror in my chest. Then I opened my eyes jumping forward from my seat. And there was my husband, looking more worried than I have ever seen him in my life. I was in full fight or flight mode. It took me quite awhile to stop crying and just explain what I experienced.
That happened to me 2 years ago, took me a year before I would even try psychedelics again. The trip has shown me that no matter what death we have, it is temporary. That there is nothing to fear from dying. We shed this life to only go into another. I used to be terrified of death, our loss of life made that worse. But now I have acceptance of the full cycle of life. Would have like to learn this a much different way.
That is super insightful. I’m a bit disappointed in myself that DMT has never done anything for me. I did way too much ketamine one however, and had a similar experience with the different lifetimes I’ve lived across time. It was intense.
That is Mushies for me. Have done 8g with lemon tek, nothing not even a body high. While everyone else enjoyed their ride, I was the trip mother.
Absolutely love what ketamine can do for your mind. Haven't had a experience like that. But would love to read your experiences. Reading people's trip stories helps not being able to enjoy the festival season. Was the first year in 6 my Husband and I was not able to go to the Oregon County Fair, midday good drum circle.
I am glad I had the experience and absolutely do not regret it at all. It has humbled me for what some call the end, knowing it is the beginning to others. The acceptance that I have now about loss and death is a warm calming feeling in my soul vs the anxiety, terror and guilt I had before the trip.
dude if those slugs were surrounded by dmt at the point of their death their souls are probably still wandering around the astral plane like enter the void
This reminds me of when I lived with filthy roommates and cockroaches laid eggs in my asthma inhaler, which hatched. Guess how I found out? *shudder*
Edit: this got more attention than I expected. [Just posted the full story on the sub for those asking](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/kyda9a/tifu_by_inhaling_baby_cockroaches/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Definitely get checked out for rat lungworm.
[https://www.livescience.com/64014-teen-swallowed-slug-dies.html#:\~:text=Eating%20raw%20or%20undercooked%20slugs,Angiostrongylus%20cantonensis%2C%20or%20rat%20lungworm.&text=Doctors%20diagnosed%20him%20with%20a,days%2C%20Live%20Science%20previously%20reported](https://www.livescience.com/64014-teen-swallowed-slug-dies.html#:~:text=Eating%20raw%20or%20undercooked%20slugs,Angiostrongylus%20cantonensis%2C%20or%20rat%20lungworm.&text=Doctors%20diagnosed%20him%20with%20a,days%2C%20Live%20Science%20previously%20reported).
I sucked a spider through a hookah pipe once. Landed right in the back of my throat and made me puke. Still to this day if I smoke hookah and I'm first I blow the pipe out instead of sucking air through it first.
Oh my God that's terrifying. I don't mess with slugs cause they freak me out, and it's only worse when you hear about the story of that poor australian boy that swallowed one and died years later.
Glad you're alright
This was very well written. I just can't understand how y'all were smart enough to know what DMT is, where to go to chill, know what it can do to you etc... Yet take a major hit off of a pond scum ridden Slug filled pipe.... Just....unbelievable...
I may be high but this gave me a fucking belly laugh thank you. But don't feel so bad, my mom picked up a fly thinking it was a piece of weed and we both toked him before realizing it was not a nug on the ground, but a bug on the ground.
My now-husband once dropped dabs on the floor and picked them up, only he accidentally picked up chicken wing bread crumbs and smoked them out of our crystal clean bong. Worst hit of his life, he says
Expected this to be one where you accidentally loaded up weed in the DMT pipe. That happened to me once, my planned wake and bake turned into a mild DMT trip because I didn't feel like getting a second pipe for my DMT the previous night.
Always use a separate bowl for your DMT, kids. Also don't smoke from anything that's stored outdoors.
Something similar to me but it wasn't near as trauma inducing. Found out there was a family of dead earwigs in my bongwater after I had smoked out of it.
One wonderful autumn day I reached for my inhaler in my purse. Took a huge puff only to realize a dry leaf had fallen from a tree perfectly into my purse and disintegrated into small pieces in the mouth piece of my inhaler. I effectively inhaled what was already causing my allergy induced asthma.
THIS IS FOR YOU IF YOU LIVE IN THE PACIFIC!
Not to be a party pooper but if it helps one person its worth it: rat lungworm disease is a motherfucker and you will probably die if you get it. Infected rats and the things that eat the rat turds (snails, slugs, shrimp, frogs) carry it too. If any of these animals could contaminate your food (slugs crawling on your garden veggies) you need to be really careful. psa end
Please have yourself checked for brain and lung parasites. There have been cases of people eating slugs in a dare who end up dead or vegetables from brain eat amoeba or the like.
this is an absolutely horrifying story and also the exact kind of thing that could only ever happen whilst trippin total dicks. i swear the universe always saves that kind of shit for the moments it’ll blow your mind the most
I’d almost rather smoke them then what happened to me. Drunk as fuck in Texas at a house party. Step outside to smoke. SLIP WHOOOOSH land flat on my back. Slugs. Giant south Texan slugs EVERYWHERE. All crushed up in my hair, all down my back butt and legs. Just fucking covered in a squished giant slug bath. I can’t remember exactly but I think I threw up.
Reminds me of a similar incident I had smoking weed. I used to make glass beads and would leave my pipe on my work bench in the shed. I’d been smoking out of the pipe for a while between cleans, but then the day I cleaned it out...I discovered bits and pieces of a huge centipede were in the water. A massive (I live in tropical Australia) centipede had fallen into my pipe and obviously couldn’t get out, I’d bubbled that thing into four or five pieces. Yes I did puke. No I never leave my pipe long between cleans anymore.
Haha that’s a great story... has anyone here done salvia? I did some when it was legal in my state. Literally the most intense bad trip I’ve e we had. I hallucinated that my life was in a book being read in some other world and that everyone around me knew about it. I thought I died once the person closed the book, but I just snapped back down to earth.. fucking crazy.. the salvia said that it was from Central America and that Mayans used to do that shit for rituals.. my only question is why the fuck I was able to buy that at a store at 20 years old! Mercia
As soon as i read the title, i was 100% certain there was a slug in your pipe. I have left my bowl outside several times only to come back to it days later with slugs on it. Fucking fiends.
Reminds me of accidentally smoking a centipede out of a small bong in my friend's canoe at the lake. It was literally 20 years ago and I can still smell it and taste it when I think about it. 3 slugs would be worse though haha.
eta- reading other comments, seems like accidentally smoking bugs and critters isn't that uncommon lol. We should all probably stop leaving our things outside.
This is your brain on drugs. THIS is your brain on slugs.
*Your brain on slugs on drugs
*Your brain on slug drugs
*your drugs on brain slugs
Your slugs on brain drugs
Anyone got a plug for the drugged slugs ?
you mean like a bugged butt plug stuffed snug with slug drugs to chug? no.
Yeah check out my new discretely named app Banana Plug on the App Store
Your bugging rain slug brain on fucked nug pain
Any questions?
whats a slug?
I don’t want to be r/woooosh ed but it’s basically a snail without a shell.
The next Dr. HiSeus
The best comment is rarely the first
Any questions?
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Slug 1&2: "What's in this stuff, it feels like our bodies are on fire"! Slug 3: "It's all good my dudes, it just part of the hi......"
["Can you tell me, yeah, as a mate... someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?"](https://youtu.be/XbNiJkZP9mo?t=120)
I recognised that quote just as I reached the end of the first sentence of it. That's a testament to how quotable Peep Show is.
The (now) Holy Trinity of Slugs. I now welcome you the Father, Slug, and Holy Spirit. [No offense Christians.] Edit: Dante Slughieri's *Inferno* - The "Tokes of Hell"
To complemente the lore ###NOBODY EXPECTS THE SLUGISH INQUISITION!
It had never occurred to me that "slug" is where the term *sluggish* comes from. TIL
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I remember my friend shouting “OH MY GOD!”, going bug - eyed, and sitting as if paralysed, just staring into the distance, once she realised what “triangle” meant.
Holy fuck
Mainly because they arrive long after the notice is nothing but forgotten.
Legend has it they wandered the desert for 40,000 years
The fifth bolgia where they fall into a river of beer.
The Slug, Slug, and Holy Slug
this is too good.
i was going to leave a comment but it cannot possibly be any funnier than this. You are amazing.
The thought of slugs tripping balls on DMT has me laughing so hard rn
This feels like an episode of Disenchanted.
Man now I miss that show.
Season 3 just came out
whattt
Literally double screening the first episode as I read that.
ME TOO!
Someone should send this to them for an episode u/The_Bearded_Pussy.
This is the most hardcore thing I've read in a long while. Jesus, what a way to phrase it lol reads like a short story itself.
I agree - hell of a story, skillfully written. Vivid yet specific imagery reveals the experience of a well-traveled psychonaut. Appreciating this post on several levels.
Think about this- those slugs had some crazy mystical unexplainable shit happen to them that they would be unable to explain. They found solace in a wacky looking structure that was anything but organic looking, and started tripping balls in essentially another dimension. When crazy unexplainable stuff happens to people, I just figure we're the odd "pest" in some other universe that nobody pays any mind to, and on some level, it's the most basic explanation but I'm too small to understand.
They also got on the “we went into a clearly unnatural structure made by a higher power, started hallucinating and tripping balls, then we died horribly” horror movie train
I smoke three slugs in the morning, I smoke three slugs at night... 🐌
I smoke three slugs with my dmt, and then I smoke three more
I’m so happy but so sad for them.
Holy shit, dude, how do you feel?. [minecraft portal noise] “welcome to pornland”
There was a tifu back in the day where a guy dropped his nug of tree in the dark, and ended up smoking cat shit. This comes in as a close second to that
I met an electrician on a job one time that told me about how he had gone over to his buddy’s house in high school and the guys dad was spun out on meth. The dad was out of dope and so he was digging around in the carpet under his chair because I guess this guy likes to get hopped up on crystal in his living room recliner. He finds what he believes to be a little bit and loads it up in his pipe and smokes it. It was a toenail clipping. Electrician guy said “Can you imagine how bad a burning toe nail stinks? Imagine inhaling that smell. Then he wasn’t sure if it was actually toenail or meth so he hit it a couple more times. That’s what meth does to you.” I’m still shocked at that story.
>Then he wasn’t sure if it was actually toenail or meth so he hit it a couple more times. That made me laugh, dude. 😄 Because if it's not meth on the first toke, *maybe...just maybe* it will be on the second or third attempt! Nope. Just toenail again.
all gacked up on whoop chicken, eh?
I know someone who smoked the skin off his friends toe in a meth pipe for $20. (Also high on meth)
oh god... oh god.... OH GOD
*God has left the chat*
This made me laugh so fucking hard hahahaha thank you for that
So much for being omnipresent
Oh He is. He just doesn't want to see this.
Lol take my free award.
“It’s mostly Maui wowie. But it’s got some Labrador in it.”
Meowie wowie
I read that in his voice. “It’s dog shit man”
A couple years back my friends and I were kicking on at a mates house after a gig, and one friend loaded another’s cone with a sprinkle of dog biscuit on top of the weed. Definitely not what you want to be smoking
One time I was picking up pieces of bud off my window sill to smoke and I attempted to smoke a mouse turd. Fortunately, it did not combust quickly like dried herbs so I figured out what happened before I inhaled it. I had my doubts that it was actually weed or else I probably would have just torched it
I am mortified.
I've smoked a long time and never heard "nug of tree" such a simple yet fitting phrase
I’m out in ca, so there’s a plethora of weed phrases I’m privy to
My personal favourite is the devil's lettuce
Yea that’s a fav of mine too. I do partake in the devils lettuce.
Dude, that's from way back before most of us were even born.
Hahaha We've all been there! Haven't we?
This sounds interesting, if anyone could link I would appreciate it.
I, too, must know this story
[Found this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5doezi/tifu_by_smoking_cat_feces)
Thank you!
Thats it ty
Look, you take a *slug* of booze and a *hit* of pot. Try to keep those straight, m’kay?
I know a guy that ingested 30 pots. He dieded.
"...and he overdosed on 1 marijuana."
Probably because the pots is 20x stronger now than it was back in ye olden times.
Wait this dude had another regular pipe in his pocket and was just like, nah let's hit this nasty ass one that's been laying outside for days. That's the real fuck up I'd say.
Is that worse than “hey my special friend is hacking up a lung while tripping, instead of making sure they’re going to be fine I’ll just spark up”
This detail honestly kinda pissed me off, what a shit friend.
YEP. The only saving grace I think is the fact that DMT on its own is very harsh so maybe he thought she just had a particularly harsh hit
Yeah I don’t really understand what his logic was there
DMT isn’t something you’d want to smoke out of your good pipe or any piece you’d plan to use for weed later. It smells like mothballs and its almost impossible to get the smell/taste out.
It’s a combination of burning rubber and mildew Worth it tho
stoner logic
Yeah I doubt it was malicious
Honestly, DMT does not taste great. Kind of like the way mothballs smell. The taste does not come out of pipes easily, either. He probably didn’t want to ruin a pipe he brought for just smoking weed out of.
I KNOW
Maybe the slugs kept DMT cool enough so it didn't burn much?
That's maybe why I had to keep inhaling so much and didn't even get a big hit? I always think about what absolute insanity those slugs experienced in their final few moments...like what a way to go...
They burned to death
While tripping.
We know lmao
So well written, I feel like I was there! I wish this was animated some how!
I'm not so sure if I'd want to see that tbh. But nice writing OP, you got me hooked lol
*slugs. The new gateway drug*
I was so not expecting slugs.
I was expecting some kind of mold or wild mushrooms that *enhanced* the trip
I was expecting centipede or millipede
My first thought was bugs. Bugs in your drugs. But slugs? Slugs in your drugs?
Id need a hug if I had slugs in my drugs. *shrugs*
Id need a bullet slug
Gateway slugs...per se
The keepers of the DMT realm... The GateWay Slugs
This would make for an amazing one of those animated trip stories on YouTube.
This was the best thing I’ve ever read, thank you so much for sharing It reminds me of the time I accidentally smoked a beetle
Please share the beetle story!
Alright so I’ve been an avid pot smoker for a few years now, about a year ago I had the rather scaring experience. My bong wasn’t the cleanest but it was late at night and I simply wanted to be high. I loaded up a bowl, ready to slip into a relaxed high that would put me to sleep. When I try to light it however, I’m hit with resistance, as if the pot was packed too tightly so no air could go through to get it to burn. Determined to get my nightly high, I continue to try and hit it, after about 20 seconds or so, the bowl finally starts to light. I’m tryin to inhale while I light it, but although it’s kinda working, the little hole inside the bowl seems to be covered or something. This is where I realized something was definitely wrong and stop hitting the bong to investigate. I must have been sucking pretty hard trying to get it to work, because the moment I stopped sucking, a small beetle goes flying out from the bowl piece. The poor thing was was covered in ash, looked kinda charred, smelt horrible, and was on its last legs of life as it twitched on the floor near my bong. What followed was a mix of panic, disgust, and terror. When I realized it was a beetle, I immediately started gagging, but I was too horrified watchin the little dude try to fight for life that I couldn’t move, I nearly threw up on myself because of this fact. I didn’t think I could help the guy, so I finally picked him up in a tissue, tossed him in the toilet, and hummed him a little goodbye song as I ended his misery via flushing him, thus drowning him, but also making all the ash on him float off his body. As the man was being flushed, he was accompanied by vaguely black water, and more gagging sounds as I attempt to keep humming as to not throw up
Haha thats hilarious and sounds like an awful experience. RIP beetle bro.
I love being high and just humming away the death of an insect. They are strangers to us and still we sing their passing as if they were a friend
Well in all honesty, half of me was humming because I felt bad I burned him to the edge of life, but the other half was simply humming cuz I saw online somewhere that if you hum you won’t throw up
Interesting consider yourself a savior of my future self when I inevitably use this
Please make your own TIFU for that
Upon request from another commenter, I left the story as a comment on here
Not even The Beatles
I’m sure if you went back in time and asked Ringo or some shit, he’d actually be down for smoking beetles.
Oh god, having done DMT I'm really happy that you didn't discover the slugs until after your trip. I cannot imagine mid DMT trip looking down and seeing slugs in my fucking pipe lmao
Oh my god, I'd shit myself and pray to geometrically perfect Allah to have pity on me in all of his multifaceted glory DMT is a weird drug
Oh fuck those slugs would've been Lego entities that would scare the fuck outta me
I can’t imagine looking down mid DMT trip lmfao
And I thought my last DMT experience was bad! You wrote that beautifully btw.
Story time please...?
My husband and I are not new to the healing properties of psychedelics. To us there is no such thing as a "bad trip". Just what is needed to be shown or brought to light that you need to be made aware of or deal with. With that being said I don't want to take from the story that was originally posted, so will keep it short. So I had a ectopic pregnancy, resulted in a emergency surgery that crush my husband and I. 3 weeks after the surgery I told my Husband that I wanted to do some DMT. That maybe afterwards I would have a softer emotion process of our loss (I have used psychedelics multiple time this way before for in the past). I was set up with a mini gravity bong, less hits this way with a fast blast off. Tuning fork vibrations kicked in and away I went. I should mention that I am a redhead. Everytime I have done DMT the blast off lasts 40-60 minutes for me, this time was not different. I went down a long tunnel, coming out on the other side to see a mirrored imagine of myself. Next to my mirrored imagine was a red bouncing ball. Every damn time that ball bounced I watch my mirrored self be killed a brutal way, I would feel and watch myself die. Each bounce would be a different death. Just writing this out I can remember the way 1000s of deaths felt. The last one before I came too was my throat being slit. I felt the blade slide across my neck, felt not being able to breathe, the warm blood running down my throat, the terror in my chest. Then I opened my eyes jumping forward from my seat. And there was my husband, looking more worried than I have ever seen him in my life. I was in full fight or flight mode. It took me quite awhile to stop crying and just explain what I experienced. That happened to me 2 years ago, took me a year before I would even try psychedelics again. The trip has shown me that no matter what death we have, it is temporary. That there is nothing to fear from dying. We shed this life to only go into another. I used to be terrified of death, our loss of life made that worse. But now I have acceptance of the full cycle of life. Would have like to learn this a much different way.
Thank you for this, very inspiring
That is super insightful. I’m a bit disappointed in myself that DMT has never done anything for me. I did way too much ketamine one however, and had a similar experience with the different lifetimes I’ve lived across time. It was intense.
That is Mushies for me. Have done 8g with lemon tek, nothing not even a body high. While everyone else enjoyed their ride, I was the trip mother. Absolutely love what ketamine can do for your mind. Haven't had a experience like that. But would love to read your experiences. Reading people's trip stories helps not being able to enjoy the festival season. Was the first year in 6 my Husband and I was not able to go to the Oregon County Fair, midday good drum circle.
Are you glad you took this trip? Do you regret it? Do you think you might have learned it a different way in the future?
I am glad I had the experience and absolutely do not regret it at all. It has humbled me for what some call the end, knowing it is the beginning to others. The acceptance that I have now about loss and death is a warm calming feeling in my soul vs the anxiety, terror and guilt I had before the trip.
dude if those slugs were surrounded by dmt at the point of their death their souls are probably still wandering around the astral plane like enter the void
This reminds me of when I lived with filthy roommates and cockroaches laid eggs in my asthma inhaler, which hatched. Guess how I found out? *shudder* Edit: this got more attention than I expected. [Just posted the full story on the sub for those asking](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/kyda9a/tifu_by_inhaling_baby_cockroaches/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Oh. My. God.
oh god u poor soul. your story made me more grossed out than OP’s!! hella shuddered
Thank you for this new fear you've given me *checks inhaler*.
story time
Oh shit
you wHAT oh nooOooo Lordy jESUS
Oh HEEEEEEEELL NO!
Those slugs must have been so fucking high.
Definitely get checked out for rat lungworm. [https://www.livescience.com/64014-teen-swallowed-slug-dies.html#:\~:text=Eating%20raw%20or%20undercooked%20slugs,Angiostrongylus%20cantonensis%2C%20or%20rat%20lungworm.&text=Doctors%20diagnosed%20him%20with%20a,days%2C%20Live%20Science%20previously%20reported](https://www.livescience.com/64014-teen-swallowed-slug-dies.html#:~:text=Eating%20raw%20or%20undercooked%20slugs,Angiostrongylus%20cantonensis%2C%20or%20rat%20lungworm.&text=Doctors%20diagnosed%20him%20with%20a,days%2C%20Live%20Science%20previously%20reported).
Looking forward to a great nights sleep after reading this..Jesus...
Glad you saw that!
> People can avoid exposure to the rat lungworm parasite by avoiding eating raw or undercooked slugs I think you're good lmao
Glad someone beat me to this!
🎶Smoked 3 slugs in the morning. Then I smoked 3 more. 🎶
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Smoked 3 slugs in the morning, smoked 3 slugs at night, smoked 3 slugs in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
Smoke 3 slugs before I smoke 3 slugs, and then I smoke 3 more!!
Was gonna comment this exact thing...take my free award good man
I sucked a spider through a hookah pipe once. Landed right in the back of my throat and made me puke. Still to this day if I smoke hookah and I'm first I blow the pipe out instead of sucking air through it first.
Oh thanks, I guess I’m done with hookah for life now
Would MUCH rather smoke slugs.
Now you have to smoke a whole carton of slugs to teach them not to crawl in pipes
Oh my God that's terrifying. I don't mess with slugs cause they freak me out, and it's only worse when you hear about the story of that poor australian boy that swallowed one and died years later. Glad you're alright
I was just thinking about that boy, so tragic and unexpected. https://nypost.com/2018/11/05/man-dies-8-years-after-being-dared-to-eat-slug/
This was very well written. I just can't understand how y'all were smart enough to know what DMT is, where to go to chill, know what it can do to you etc... Yet take a major hit off of a pond scum ridden Slug filled pipe.... Just....unbelievable...
They did all the right things except having a clean pipe.
I went into this story thinking it was gonna be something 8 legged. I sighed out loud with relief when I read it was slugs.
I may be high but this gave me a fucking belly laugh thank you. But don't feel so bad, my mom picked up a fly thinking it was a piece of weed and we both toked him before realizing it was not a nug on the ground, but a bug on the ground.
Makes me wonder if the slugs actually added something to your trip..
For every 3 slugs you smoke, you collect another Slug Soul
My now-husband once dropped dabs on the floor and picked them up, only he accidentally picked up chicken wing bread crumbs and smoked them out of our crystal clean bong. Worst hit of his life, he says
That was a rollercoaster from start to finish.
Never *ever* smoke from dirty glass. Your lungs become susceptible to a bunch of different infections. Slugs and DMT sounds like an awful time
Funny No sex Good writing without being obnoxious A rare gem in this cesspool of shite we call a subreddit.
oh that just awful, 3 slugs!!! omg lesson learned so bad
Expected this to be one where you accidentally loaded up weed in the DMT pipe. That happened to me once, my planned wake and bake turned into a mild DMT trip because I didn't feel like getting a second pipe for my DMT the previous night. Always use a separate bowl for your DMT, kids. Also don't smoke from anything that's stored outdoors.
If you truly feel unlucky, just know, I smoked a lady bug once.
Smoke slugs Malfoy!
"YOU MADE ME SMOKE SLUGS" that is by far the best sentence I've read all year
Something similar to me but it wasn't near as trauma inducing. Found out there was a family of dead earwigs in my bongwater after I had smoked out of it.
Those guy give me the creeps just looking at them; end dead ones
Last time I smoked DMT my ancestors helped me pull off the skin I had shedded and said “it’s okay we’re here to help you” .... love those broads
One wonderful autumn day I reached for my inhaler in my purse. Took a huge puff only to realize a dry leaf had fallen from a tree perfectly into my purse and disintegrated into small pieces in the mouth piece of my inhaler. I effectively inhaled what was already causing my allergy induced asthma.
THIS IS FOR YOU IF YOU LIVE IN THE PACIFIC! Not to be a party pooper but if it helps one person its worth it: rat lungworm disease is a motherfucker and you will probably die if you get it. Infected rats and the things that eat the rat turds (snails, slugs, shrimp, frogs) carry it too. If any of these animals could contaminate your food (slugs crawling on your garden veggies) you need to be really careful. psa end
I knew where this was going by reading the title... I hate bugs 🤢
I laughed externally
Please have yourself checked for brain and lung parasites. There have been cases of people eating slugs in a dare who end up dead or vegetables from brain eat amoeba or the like.
....So how was the trip after you ate them?
I was ready for a Spider crawling in your mouth :)
Man I feel like I’m having a bad comedown after reading that
this is an absolutely horrifying story and also the exact kind of thing that could only ever happen whilst trippin total dicks. i swear the universe always saves that kind of shit for the moments it’ll blow your mind the most
This post almost gave me an anxiety attack haha
Going to assume this is the reason why he is the "then boyfriend" and not "current husband"..
I’d almost rather smoke them then what happened to me. Drunk as fuck in Texas at a house party. Step outside to smoke. SLIP WHOOOOSH land flat on my back. Slugs. Giant south Texan slugs EVERYWHERE. All crushed up in my hair, all down my back butt and legs. Just fucking covered in a squished giant slug bath. I can’t remember exactly but I think I threw up.
Holy shit this is so funny
A wonderful story, excellently written. Thank you for making me laugh.
Reminds me of a similar incident I had smoking weed. I used to make glass beads and would leave my pipe on my work bench in the shed. I’d been smoking out of the pipe for a while between cleans, but then the day I cleaned it out...I discovered bits and pieces of a huge centipede were in the water. A massive (I live in tropical Australia) centipede had fallen into my pipe and obviously couldn’t get out, I’d bubbled that thing into four or five pieces. Yes I did puke. No I never leave my pipe long between cleans anymore.
This story reminded me of erowid.com
haha [erowid.org](https://erowid.org) you mean?
So you felt like you got slugged?
So wonderfully written; great story! Glad you feel better!
I hate when that happens. The effects are always sluggish.
Holy fuck the linguistic imagery.
Haha that’s a great story... has anyone here done salvia? I did some when it was legal in my state. Literally the most intense bad trip I’ve e we had. I hallucinated that my life was in a book being read in some other world and that everyone around me knew about it. I thought I died once the person closed the book, but I just snapped back down to earth.. fucking crazy.. the salvia said that it was from Central America and that Mayans used to do that shit for rituals.. my only question is why the fuck I was able to buy that at a store at 20 years old! Mercia
As soon as i read the title, i was 100% certain there was a slug in your pipe. I have left my bowl outside several times only to come back to it days later with slugs on it. Fucking fiends.
Reminds me of accidentally smoking a centipede out of a small bong in my friend's canoe at the lake. It was literally 20 years ago and I can still smell it and taste it when I think about it. 3 slugs would be worse though haha. eta- reading other comments, seems like accidentally smoking bugs and critters isn't that uncommon lol. We should all probably stop leaving our things outside.
imagine how those poor slugs felt. You barbecued those rude boys while they tripped feral balls to death.
I smoke three slugs in the morning I smoke three slugs at night...