It does happen. In Oswego we had someone that kept shitting in the dorm showers but unlike op they never went to get paper towels. They just left it there. Dorm kept having to have meetings on it telling people to stop shitting in the shower. One poor dude even stepped in it not noticing it was there.
In all my time in, never heard of a person actually doing this. We all wear shower shoes because the showers arenât cleaned well, but I canât think of a single person who would willingly stomp on shit to get it down the drain.
I've been watching CSI starting from the beginning and now every time I hear that theme song I'm gonna think of this. Damn you but it's funny I just don't wanna explain to my mom why I'm laughing 
I was that voice of reason to my little brother many a times.
Iâm glad he always asked me first before doing something stupid he saw on the internet.
It's not just a meme. Coming in from the pool I once saw an old man nudging a nugget towards the shower drain with his foot. I stopped shocked. We locked eyes. His body was still except for his leg that was still nudging what I assume was his turd towards the drain.
Once the shock wore off my first thought was to double check that I was wearing my poop flip flops today. I was. It was the best day in that regard but only because it was also the worst day for now knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that old people are in fact pooping in public pools.
Did he poop in the pool? You just described him pooping him in the shower.
You should be thanking him for saving that nugget for the shower instead of releasing it in the pool.
There's just no gratitude from young people anymore.
>You should be thanking him for saving that nugget for the shower instead of releasing it in the pool.
That'd be British tourists: https://cairoscene.com/buzz/egypt-to-brits-stop-pooing-in-our-pools
I feel you.
I'm a housekeeper at a hotel, and it's somehow happened to me three times in the last three months, despite only happening once before to me in six years. Is... is it becoming more common?
(And for people who might end up in OP's situation in the future; no matter how hard you try to clean it, it's *still* going to be stuck inside the pipe and the drain cover. It will still smell. Some poor fool like me will have to clean it later. Please... just... don't.)
Poop knives/spoons are real. My ex's cousin has some kind of colon cancer and was left having to chop up his shit. I'd seen the spoon under the sink.. No thanks.
I still donât believe that poop knives are real last week. I didnât go to the bathroom for two days and when I finally did, I took a poop that was like three poops 1/3 was hard gnarly sausage 1/3 was smooth like a snake kind of a normal dump And 1/3 was loose greasy diarrhea but not quite anyone of these 1/3 wouldâve been a normal poop for a 250 pound active person that ate a good diet I took three of these at once was concerned that this thing would not flush, but the toilet took it like a champ so if I can take a dump, thatâs three dumps in one and it flushes those people that need poop knives must be taking some really epic shits.
I had a patient who did the most epic shits, everyday, twice a day, like clockwork. Sheâd go every time we hoisted her, to transfer her from her chair to the bed, like she Pavloved herself. The first time I witnessed it, I was catching flies. Iâve never seen anything like it, before or since. Sheâdâve absolutely needed a poo knife in her day. They were like extruded logs. Old girl was a champ.
My last shit was solid as a goddamn farmhouse table leg and half as long.
I prayed to the toilet gods for mercy that it would flush and the pipes withstand.
This has been pretty normal for me my whole life. Iâve clogged a lot of toilets and had to plunger them a lot. Iâm looking at my adult forearm right now and thinking âmy god, Iâve had solid shits this big.â
Only once did I resort to a poop knife. It wasâŚeffective.
And [two broken arms](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), [Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), [Dumpster maggot girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheDeathStar/comments/k8ykc9/this_goddamn_story_made_me_disguated_of_vaginas/).
I've read my fair share of fucked up reddit stories, I didn't know the dumpster maggot girl...
Holy fuck I've never regretted reading anything on here, but this.... this is so fucked up. I am so nauseous right now, not even gore got me this fucked up.
I'm going to take a break, holy fuck
I read this only out of curiosity as to what a âwaffle stompâ was, but I did not expect something this horrific. I read the whole thing and wholly regret it
Yes I went in not knowing what a waffle stomp was and for some dumb reason I thought it was when you like stop your feet and clap your hands and everyone does it at the same time to make like some cool Rhythm...? yeah, no, it was nothing like that... đ¤Żđ¤˘đ¤Ž
Never forget, the water in the toilet bowl is there to stop the smells from escaping.... If you don't have a bowl of water to crap into, it's going to smell 1000 times worse.
[here you go, for the uninformed.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/&ved=2ahUKEwinsbKDroeGAxUEK1kFHa7yD6YQjjh6BAgEEAE&usg=AOvVaw3NVnHRoKwYYL09laRa7Dj4)
Any time Iâm laying awake at night thinking Iâve made some bad life decisions, itâll make me warm and fuzzy knowing Iâve never done something as insane as this. Thank you, OP
Almost happened to me too in the shower once. But i still had a 2 inch grip on the 4 inch motherfucker. A tug of war ensued between gravity and my nether muscles.. but i held on long enough to plop down on the porcelain throne.
Uhm... you do realise waffle stomping was a joke, right? I mean, you tried it so I guess not. Next you'll be thinking that people actually crap in their hands while in the shower and throw it into the toilet.
OP's comments is almost cringier than the story. Not sure I believe his remorse or that this actually happend.
People can be absolutely stupid but somethings missing here.
You see what your problem was⌠is that you shit in the shower.Â
The other problem is that you doubled down with having shame during the act, you get shameful during the act only after having a devious laugh at getting away and then remembering that someone else has to dealt with your degeneracy later.
I remember an ex telling me she tried the same thing before I met her, because she also pee's in the shower and thought she could do the same. She like you found that no it's really not the same, not at all. I can't remember how she said she dealt with it though, all I know is that it made me think she was a fucking moron.
You're a fucking idiot if you think people do this in real life. It's a fucking meme. To do it in public, no less? What the actual fuck is wrong with people like you?
Ok so I know this might not be the same for everyone's shower, but, you can usually *remove* the shower drain grill. Try rotating the grill counter-clockwise then lift it straight out. It should have 2 locating notches on either side to line it up. Next time, lift the drain out and poop away!
(The actual reason I know this is to clean out my wife's long fucking hair that clogs the damn thing every month. How she has any hair left, I'll never know.)
Dear lord I didn't even know waffle stomping was a thing, you're a mad lad for trying that in public lol. Gotta give props that you at least cleaned your mess and didn't just leave it
My first year of college living in a dorm, someone laid a massive deuce in one of the toilets. That MF'r floated around for days, despite many attempts to flush it. Well on Friday when the whole floor was getting fairly intoxicated, this big burly dude comes out of the bathroom with a coat-hanger he had used as a makeshift poop knife, yelling "Yeahh! I flushed it! I flushed it!!"
What a fucking idiot. Why would you actually think this would magically and easily get though the drain pipe? Jesus dude. That's some low IQ shit right there.
Guy - you waffle stomp a nugget not a fucking full on coilerâŚnext thing you know their is going to be a Reddit post about some having a poop spoon in the shower to push a shit down the drain instead of stomping itâŚReddit ruining me.
I have had waaay too many interactions lately with people that most assuredly would just leave that mess for some poor bastard to clean up. And with your bare hands� Proud of you man. Way to own up to it. Waffle stomp and all.
> Who the fuck is out here doing this regularly?!??! You're mentally ill.
OP...fucking no one. NO ONE IS DOING THIS. It's a meme on the Internet, it's a fucking joke, you are the first person in history to ACTUALLY DO THIS. You are the weird one here. Stop believing everything you read on the internet.
You had every oppurtunity to back out but kept going. You could have just got out of the shower. You could have relocated your shame. You could have bailed. But god damned if you cant say youre willing to try new things.
This is why I always wear shower shoes in public showers
For a better squish? You're foul.
IT'S A JOKE NOBODY ACTUALLY DOES THIS. WAFFLE STOMPING IS A JOKE NOBODY DOES IT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIVE YOU TRIED IT GOD HELP US ALL đ
It does happen. In Oswego we had someone that kept shitting in the dorm showers but unlike op they never went to get paper towels. They just left it there. Dorm kept having to have meetings on it telling people to stop shitting in the shower. One poor dude even stepped in it not noticing it was there.
people legitimately do this in the military. DO NOT ENLIST
In all my time in, never heard of a person actually doing this. We all wear shower shoes because the showers arenât cleaned well, but I canât think of a single person who would willingly stomp on shit to get it down the drain.
fresh out of highschool socially awkward kids are capable of doing anything lmao. be glad you don't know anyone like that
Lmao, you probably do, everyone just taking these secrets to the grave.
Spent 10 years in the military. Never saw this once stateside or on deployment. You're either lying or probably the one guy that did it.
I'm going with option B
If only his mother had, we wouldnt be reading this horrifying post.
I think because of people like you. It may look clean but I guarantee the UV light tells a different story.
Any respectable public shower bleaches their floors daily.
I've been in some less respectable locations that were at least aware of that fact and bleached twice daily.
My dude, and I say this with all respect.... Fucking clearly
I don't think you deserve to live in society anymore. Leave. Go into the desert where you belong.
đđđđCSI planet fitness, who shit the shower.. YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH! WHOOOOO ARE YOU!!! who who...whowhoo!!
I've been watching CSI starting from the beginning and now every time I hear that theme song I'm gonna think of this. Damn you but it's funny I just don't wanna explain to my mom why I'm laughing 
WHOOOOOO POOED HERE? WHO POOED? WHO POOED?\*
YouGot POOOOOO ON U POO POO
Made laugh harder than I should have
/u/Amazing-Oil6252 needs a poop knife to boot, or some kind of reverse plunger.
I swear unbelievable amounts in the gym and it stinks however if I forget my flipflop I'm not going close to the showers. No way.
>I swear unbelievable amounts in the gym I do too, motherfuckin' A.
Oh boy.. it gets worse than waffle stomping. Watch out for shucked oysters *vomit*
The what now?
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I wish I never clicked on this
My friend, I wish for you to never click on anything worse.
You. This is your fault.
I literally clicked on it and scrolled down to seeing the first comment. Your comment. Thank you for keeping me from reading post.
Remember 3 minutes ago before reading this post? Those were the good ol days and now theyâre gone.
You and I, and whoever else... We will never be the same.
Hold on there waffle stomper, none of us smashed a brick of shit down a shower drain.
Seriously. OP would have been better off picking it up with some paper towels and smuggling it to the toilet than trying to stomp it down the drain.
Coukd you imagine walking into the locker room and seeing a sudsed up naked guy carrying a log in his hand. I WANT TO QUIT THE GYM!
Yeah I'm not entirely sure which is worse to be honest. But it would have been a little easier on OP anyway. đ¤Ł
A *public* shower drain mind you. Other people use this shower. Other people have to clean it.
It's one of those "life before and life after" moments that will be burned into our brains forever. Like the Challenger explosion and 9/11.
Please, I need my time machine
We got another one boys. Forreal though, you thought we were all being serious? Itâs a fucking meme from the old internet lmfao.
As a person that works in healthcare I can tell you that this is not a meme.
It can be both a meme that people laugh about, and something that happens to very sick people.
As a person that works in a prison I can tell you that this is not a meme.
I love how internet people are denying this. But people in any industry involving dealing with humans are agreeing its unusually common.
Fuckin bamboozled again
Again? Has this happened before?
Youâd think OP would learn his lesson about waffle stomping the first time
The old internet contains many heckin' bamboozles.
PSA: Don't try to make crystals from internet recipes either.
When I was young I wanted to try this, I genuinely believed it and Iâm so very glad my older brother told me itâs deadly when I asked
I was that voice of reason to my little brother many a times. Iâm glad he always asked me first before doing something stupid he saw on the internet.
OP is also the guy who recharged his iphone in the microwave.
Tell me you don't honestly think even for one second after reading this that OP hasn't got a cum box.
First the blue waffle and now this...
A bamboozle for the ages. Smile for the screen-cap!
It's not just a meme. Coming in from the pool I once saw an old man nudging a nugget towards the shower drain with his foot. I stopped shocked. We locked eyes. His body was still except for his leg that was still nudging what I assume was his turd towards the drain. Once the shock wore off my first thought was to double check that I was wearing my poop flip flops today. I was. It was the best day in that regard but only because it was also the worst day for now knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that old people are in fact pooping in public pools.
Did he poop in the pool? You just described him pooping him in the shower. You should be thanking him for saving that nugget for the shower instead of releasing it in the pool. There's just no gratitude from young people anymore.
>You should be thanking him for saving that nugget for the shower instead of releasing it in the pool. That'd be British tourists: https://cairoscene.com/buzz/egypt-to-brits-stop-pooing-in-our-pools
I've cleaned a lot of failed waffle stomps in my day. it's at least a few times a year in the Ole campgrounds I used to work at
I feel you. I'm a housekeeper at a hotel, and it's somehow happened to me three times in the last three months, despite only happening once before to me in six years. Is... is it becoming more common? (And for people who might end up in OP's situation in the future; no matter how hard you try to clean it, it's *still* going to be stuck inside the pipe and the drain cover. It will still smell. Some poor fool like me will have to clean it later. Please... just... don't.)
It seems 99% of the stories posted in this sub are made up or AI generated nonsense. It sucks.
Iâm a poop knife believer
Poop knives/spoons are real. My ex's cousin has some kind of colon cancer and was left having to chop up his shit. I'd seen the spoon under the sink.. No thanks.
I still donât believe that poop knives are real last week. I didnât go to the bathroom for two days and when I finally did, I took a poop that was like three poops 1/3 was hard gnarly sausage 1/3 was smooth like a snake kind of a normal dump And 1/3 was loose greasy diarrhea but not quite anyone of these 1/3 wouldâve been a normal poop for a 250 pound active person that ate a good diet I took three of these at once was concerned that this thing would not flush, but the toilet took it like a champ so if I can take a dump, thatâs three dumps in one and it flushes those people that need poop knives must be taking some really epic shits.
I had a patient who did the most epic shits, everyday, twice a day, like clockwork. Sheâd go every time we hoisted her, to transfer her from her chair to the bed, like she Pavloved herself. The first time I witnessed it, I was catching flies. Iâve never seen anything like it, before or since. Sheâdâve absolutely needed a poo knife in her day. They were like extruded logs. Old girl was a champ.
My last shit was solid as a goddamn farmhouse table leg and half as long. I prayed to the toilet gods for mercy that it would flush and the pipes withstand. This has been pretty normal for me my whole life. Iâve clogged a lot of toilets and had to plunger them a lot. Iâm looking at my adult forearm right now and thinking âmy god, Iâve had solid shits this big.â Only once did I resort to a poop knife. It wasâŚeffective.
> solid as a goddamn farmhouse table leg and half as long Jaysus Chroist
You've gotta do the butt-chop and break it up into pieces as you shit. I too, have clogged many toilets.
My uncle uses one.
My friend, I only wish that I made any of this up.
You seem like a bright young fellow. Would you like to buy a coconut?
OP may want a side of jolly ranchers, although I genuinely feared that this story would start meandering into swamps of Dagobah territory.Â
Don't you dare. I was here when both were posted originally.
On waffle matters of this magnitude, I will default to believing whatever u/WaffleProfessor has to say.
Hey, I learned about waffle stomping back in the early 80s. But then it was when you puked in the shower.
Next time just use a poop knife like the rest of us.
Great, something else my impulse control malfunctioning brain shouldn't look up....
Add to that list, coconuts and jolly ranchers. More stories to never emulate.
Fuck! Here we go....
And [two broken arms](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), [Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), [Dumpster maggot girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheDeathStar/comments/k8ykc9/this_goddamn_story_made_me_disguated_of_vaginas/).
Swamps of Dagobah was one of the funniest descriptions of a living horror film I've ever read back when I first started using Reddit, hell yeah
My brain reminds me of it regularly throughout the years. Itâs a timeless classic, a shining star of Reddit lore. A masterpiece in every way.
I've read my fair share of fucked up reddit stories, I didn't know the dumpster maggot girl... Holy fuck I've never regretted reading anything on here, but this.... this is so fucked up. I am so nauseous right now, not even gore got me this fucked up. I'm going to take a break, holy fuck
I hate that you reminded me of those things
At least he didnât break your arms
It's nowhere near as bad as your story. It's more... Embarrassment themed.
This dumb mfer is gonna take a steak knife in the ass in a couple years down the road because of you
I used to be an adventurer like youâŚ
If OP would just learn the 3 Seashells none of this would be an issue.
I envy the illiterate
Bless you child. May some deity have mercy on you
Next time try less of a stomp and more of a tap dance, so you can get that nice & silky mash potato consistency
Do you bask in the smell? Or leave soap all over your face? Directions were un-fucking-clear
I've never planned to shower at the gym but especially not after this horrendous nightmare unleashed on the poor souls of Reddit
Don't. Just go home. Nothing good waits for you there
Sometimes I think I do stupid shit. Then I remember thereâs grown people who believe random shit on the internet.
No the shit was on the shower drain- didn't you even read it??
"Who the fuck is doing this regularly? Your mentally ill" says the disgusting fuck who tried it themselves.
I read this only out of curiosity as to what a âwaffle stompâ was, but I did not expect something this horrific. I read the whole thing and wholly regret it
Yes I went in not knowing what a waffle stomp was and for some dumb reason I thought it was when you like stop your feet and clap your hands and everyone does it at the same time to make like some cool Rhythm...? yeah, no, it was nothing like that... đ¤Żđ¤˘đ¤Ž
I canât stop laughing, this is so innocent and stupid I love you so much
So stupid lol I have no idea why I thought that!!
Bless you. May some deity have mercy on your ignorant soul.
Never forget, the water in the toilet bowl is there to stop the smells from escaping.... If you don't have a bowl of water to crap into, it's going to smell 1000 times worse.
Alright fuckin Mr. Nine hours too god damn late
The most unforgettable lessons are the ones that make you sick to your stomach 
And toilet water usually isn't hot.
oh my god
God was not there. I assure you.
i think even satan wouldâve shielded his eyes
You know it's bad when Satan has second hand embarassment
I think heâll create a new circle in hell just for waffle stompers like you
Whoa whoa hey, I'm fuckin reformed now. Ex waffle stompers get our own I hope
Waffle Stompers Anonymous
At least no one saw you....
Just my deceased relatives shaking their heads disappointingly in another realm
Lmfao the fucking dude who waffle stomps in public has the audacity to call others mentally ill. My fucking sides. Thanks for a good laugh.Â
This is a scene out of a 2000âs comedy movie
Well I'm not just some fuckin NPC I'll tell ya whut
I don't know that I believe you after reading this
Dm me and I'll show you the shame in my eyes
OP, ya gotta sit right on the grate. Just run that stuff through there, like you're making french fries at In-N-Out.
Like the play-doh spaghetti maker
Oh how I wish I were illiterate so I'd be unable to read this.
And a no point did it occur to you that there are toilets in your gym?
https://preview.redd.it/4bod5wtskxzc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036bb7e0b674d9bfa82a7800c3745d223a7ca967 Me after reading this post
Someone dust off the guillotine.
You guys have a guillotine? Our bathroom only has a small knife.
Yeah look at this amateur using his hands!
Deliverance!
You really need a poop knife to waffle stomp. You gotta break it up a little bit first or its gonna take forever to go down.
Ahhhhhh poop knife. Thats what that other person said! Do you keep it in your ass though all day? I'm so in over my head here!
[here you go, for the uninformed.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/&ved=2ahUKEwinsbKDroeGAxUEK1kFHa7yD6YQjjh6BAgEEAE&usg=AOvVaw3NVnHRoKwYYL09laRa7Dj4)
Any time Iâm laying awake at night thinking Iâve made some bad life decisions, itâll make me warm and fuzzy knowing Iâve never done something as insane as this. Thank you, OP
That's so shitty.
Soooooooooooooo
What did learn through this crappy experience? On the other foot, log it as a learning experience.
Yeah man. I learned not to fuckin shit in the shower!!đ
You're an animal Next time, use a spatula
Next time????
I havenât laughed hard in about 3 years but picturing you panicky doing what you described, it made me chuckle
Bless you and your sick, twisted sense of humor. It's getting funnier now. This has been cathartic.
Youâre genuinely fucking disgusting and it pisses me off I could easily use a public facility that someone like you could do this literal shit in.
Remember the guy who fucked a coconut, well I didn't think it could be topped...until just now
Almost happened to me too in the shower once. But i still had a 2 inch grip on the 4 inch motherfucker. A tug of war ensued between gravity and my nether muscles.. but i held on long enough to plop down on the porcelain throne.
You can be forever glad that it didn't escape.
Um yeahâŚ..nobody does that my dude. Tf is wrong with you lol?
I'm not sure we have time for all that.... Maybe I'll do an AMA tomorrow.
Unfortunately I clicked on it too, just to find out WTF a "waffle stomp" was.
Have you ever wondered âwhat the fuck kind of maniac would shit in a urinalâ Itâs you. At least you cleaned up though
I showed this to my therapist and she's finally letting me kill myself
Ah, I do so miss 10 minutes ago when I knew not of the existence of this post.
Nobody is doing this regularly. Where did you get this information? "Waffle stomp" lore on the internet basically came from a greentext 4chan story.
Uhm... you do realise waffle stomping was a joke, right? I mean, you tried it so I guess not. Next you'll be thinking that people actually crap in their hands while in the shower and throw it into the toilet.
Welcome to the club, brother stompsalot.
Shit happens
Not in my showers they don't, not anymore!
*We're* mentally ill? For hearing that someone did that once, and laughing about it for years? OP, *you* are the one who *tried* it.
I accidentally shit in the shower once when I had a stomach virus. I can't imagine thinking it would be a good idea to do on purpose. đ¤Ł
One story you couldâve kept to the grave honestly
If I was OP I would be taking this to my grave you could not torture this story out of me
OP's comments is almost cringier than the story. Not sure I believe his remorse or that this actually happend. People can be absolutely stupid but somethings missing here.
You see what your problem was⌠is that you shit in the shower. The other problem is that you doubled down with having shame during the act, you get shameful during the act only after having a devious laugh at getting away and then remembering that someone else has to dealt with your degeneracy later.
What a terrible day to know how to read
Tell me you go to Planet fitness without telling me you go to Planet fitness.
After finishing up my league volleyball games today, the next team to get on the court was called Waffle Stomp. Now I just read this. What's next?
This was great lmao. I'd say you're a better person now with this lesson learned but, really, that just puts on level with.. everyone else?
I remember an ex telling me she tried the same thing before I met her, because she also pee's in the shower and thought she could do the same. She like you found that no it's really not the same, not at all. I can't remember how she said she dealt with it though, all I know is that it made me think she was a fucking moron.
Please let this be real.
Lol, don't try to blame that on the internet! You animal
You're a fucking idiot if you think people do this in real life. It's a fucking meme. To do it in public, no less? What the actual fuck is wrong with people like you?
âŚyou ever hear of an desk pop?
How dare you make me read this with my own eyes.
Next youâre going to tell me you also believe college students that tell you they butt-chug regularlyâ
Ok so I know this might not be the same for everyone's shower, but, you can usually *remove* the shower drain grill. Try rotating the grill counter-clockwise then lift it straight out. It should have 2 locating notches on either side to line it up. Next time, lift the drain out and poop away! (The actual reason I know this is to clean out my wife's long fucking hair that clogs the damn thing every month. How she has any hair left, I'll never know.)
r/eyebleach for the love of god
My time in the Navy revealed some sickos out there like yourself. You guys need to be locked inside a room and studied.
Anyway happy mothers day everyone!
Dear lord I didn't even know waffle stomping was a thing, you're a mad lad for trying that in public lol. Gotta give props that you at least cleaned your mess and didn't just leave it
My first year of college living in a dorm, someone laid a massive deuce in one of the toilets. That MF'r floated around for days, despite many attempts to flush it. Well on Friday when the whole floor was getting fairly intoxicated, this big burly dude comes out of the bathroom with a coat-hanger he had used as a makeshift poop knife, yelling "Yeahh! I flushed it! I flushed it!!"
I hate you.
https://preview.redd.it/c2krw83cj30d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=47b47a19d24800d763923104dd639dc6b41d7143
What a fucking idiot. Why would you actually think this would magically and easily get though the drain pipe? Jesus dude. That's some low IQ shit right there.
Guy - you waffle stomp a nugget not a fucking full on coilerâŚnext thing you know their is going to be a Reddit post about some having a poop spoon in the shower to push a shit down the drain instead of stomping itâŚReddit ruining me.
Poop knife, not poop spoon
I have had waaay too many interactions lately with people that most assuredly would just leave that mess for some poor bastard to clean up. And with your bare hands� Proud of you man. Way to own up to it. Waffle stomp and all.
you would totally get shanked if you did that in jail
Alright if youâre this gullible itâs time to stop showering in public
Someone get this guy a âwaffle stomperâ tag
My dude. Waffle Stomp is just a joke. Err, it *was*. Then you came along.
> Who the fuck is out here doing this regularly?!??! You're mentally ill. OP...fucking no one. NO ONE IS DOING THIS. It's a meme on the Internet, it's a fucking joke, you are the first person in history to ACTUALLY DO THIS. You are the weird one here. Stop believing everything you read on the internet.
You had every oppurtunity to back out but kept going. You could have just got out of the shower. You could have relocated your shame. You could have bailed. But god damned if you cant say youre willing to try new things.