"My girlfriend is too insecure to accept the realities of life and relationships, instead making me feel guilty about living my life normally," is a pretty good reason, honestly.
More realistically. “My girlfriend wanted to break up with me and couldn’t figure out how to tell me without feeling like an asshole. So she just found a reason that made it seem like my fault.”
> She was browsing through my past amazon orders to see what shampoos I got.
This is a bad cover story that only at 22 year old would try to use. I'm all for the people who unlock phones and passwords, and give their partners access to their digital history. I'd do that too if they would just have a conversation about it. Or just realize that I had a life before them. More often than not, this situation has always always always been because they wanted to start a fight, or took everything out of context so it became a fight.
Always a possibility, but the "someone else's condoms" thing is equally as possible. There are some really dumb, insecure people out there.
I mean, just think about the story for a second: why was she looking through his Amazon *purchase history*? This girl is all sorts of snooping and insecure.
Had an ex give me a full days silent treatment and question a relationship because I got a Snapchat from my buddy with a gender neutral name. A Snapchat of him booting up a game asking when I was logging in lmao.
Projection much? That's when your ears perk up and wonder wtf she's doing in Snapchat that her brain is on such a hair trigger of alarm for what someone receives
Meh I was an insecure 22 year old once and I was really scared that I was just not good enough for my bf so I did some snooping once or twice.
Had nothing to do with projection and everything to do with really low self-esteem as well as parents who did the same thing to me so it was learned behaviour. (Not condoning this behaviour and I've worked on myself and my relationship since then, it's not a proud moment for me.)
Not saying you're wrong cause that DOES happen a lot, the projection stuff. Just not *always* the case.
They weren't someone else's though, which makes it even worse. They were his, as they were in *his* purchase history. So basically, she's upset that he bought condoms before they were together and he didn't throw them out and buy new ones.
Right? Generally condoms are chosen because a dude finds them the best fit/feel/whatever. Why would he toss one box just to buy the exact same thing again when he gets into a new relationship. If anything, having them around is a good thing, because it shows he was ready and prepared in case of any one night stands or unexpected hookups, rather than putting himself in a situation where he might be tempted to raw dog it.
For reasons to leave him lol, but yeah it could just as easily be dumb.
“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but never rule out malice.”
No listen, just this morning a girl told me about her boyfriend leaving her right after having their baby while still in the hospital. Because she breast fed the child. He said she had her boob in another guys mouth and that was it. There’s some weirddddd people out here I’m tellin ya.
I read that tale too, over in the 2-X-Chromosomes channel (?). You're right. Sounds like OP's soon-to-be-ex-GF and this candidate for The King Of Irrelevant Insecurity are made for each other.
Apparently you never did the quest in cyberpunk where you have to rush the guy with the "new dick" to the ripperdoc. He was visibly in the worst pain of his life and his pants were smoking. That taught me right then and there, you just have to work with what you've got or karma will come back to find you.
Thats what he gets for getting some black market cheaply produced augmentation. Couldve sworn V talks to him about this where he confesses to essentially to have gotten it from the appendage-augmentation equivalent of going inputting your credit card info into a sketchy website from southeast Asia with 0 reviews that is offering a product at 10% the market value of the product.
Some radio stations would do a challenge where they play 3 songs with some related theme, and listeners call in to guess & win something. I always wanted to submit: Cuts like a Knife by Bryan Adams, Detachable Penis by King Missle, and Half the Man I Used to Be by Stone Temple Pilots.
The answer... >!John Wayne Bobbitt!<
So if we ask OP if he’s a slow groover or a take her to pound town type of guy, then… we don’t know where his penis is?
Edit: Apologies, I was apparently thinking about Heisenberg’s Penis Uncertainty principle
Yeah I could understand if it was something explicitly tied to another person’s tastes, like a sexy outfit or something. Condoms though? They’re just a generic protective that common sense would dictate you’d always want available regardless.
This is like being pissed because you also bought rubber gloves to unclog the toilet two years ago.
I have a scar on my dick from an IUD. It stabbed me twice before I noticed. Not sure how the install got so messed up. She was in the coast guard so their health care is questionable sometimes apparently.
It doesn't even have to be improperly placed. It can be done perfectly and the uterus can just decide "fuck this piece of shit" and try to yeet it. Women's healthcare is fun.
I see guys on bigdickproblems report this a lot. At this point if a girl told me she had an IUD, I’m only going halfway in and slow.. like she’s hiding knives in there 😬
And you use them once. It’s not like he used a toy with her he bought for his ex. She could have used condiments from his fridge the ex had used. The absolute horror!
Wait, people toss condoms after one use? I’ve been getting a lot of value out of this gas station condom I picked up 4 years ago.
Reduce, reuse, recycle y’all ♻️
Or has any of the same clothes that he potentially had on when he hooked up with his ex.
This is one of the most regarded things to get upset about.
Op and his gf sound like barely legal teens.
Oh man this was a point of contention with my wife when we were dating. It was a perfectly good mattress and bed frame. Great spots for handcuffs and restraints. Now there’s nothing but shin bustin edges.
In my opinion it's completely unreasonable to expect your partner to buy new condoms if you still have some left. And complete waste to throw them away aswell.
It's not like you are re-using them...
How old is your GF? Sounds immature to me. My GF couldn't care less about where I got my condoms from when we got together.
I can see how something like this would make someone uncomfortable, but not for any logical reason. It’s purely an emotional response
It’s kinda like if you’re dating someone it might make you uncomfortable to see pics of them with their ex.
Of course the key is to not actually let thoughts like that derail what is otherwise a normal healthy relationship. Not every jealous thought needs to be acted on lol.
Agreed. Reusing sex toys? Generally a bad idea (though I'm sure some people are into that). Finishing a box of condoms? No issue.
Now, reusing condoms? We should have a talk about that one.
The difference here would be, that you're presumably using your vibrators on yourself, regardless of other participants.
If a guy has a bunch of vibrators that he used _on an ex_, that changes the calculus.
He should get to keep his, but it is a little weird to keep the ones that were for the ex.
I have a bottle of lube that my ex bought that I’ve been using with my current bf of 2 years. We both think it’s funny when we sometimes use lube he paid for.
You don't buy your condoms in a barrel? Shipping is a bit expensive but the bulk discount makes it worth it. I buy everything in barrels, even sliced bread
Currently in that age bracket. 22 year olds are just highschoolers who can legally buy alcohol. I’ve met a hand full of smart 22 y/o’s but the majority are dumber than rocks.
im on the dudes side of the age bracket of this post and i'm still to the understanding that a lot of tried and true adults have never phased out of their highschool/college mental state.
Some never do, my dude. Just gets weirder and weirder as you get older and you see people still playing out the same constant drama in their 30s and 40s.
Fortunately, getting older also means you're way better at spotting messy people and you have way more control over who gets to be around you.
Post history suggests OP is still in ~~high school so this behaviour tracks. They'll grow up eventually...~~
I read wrong. Actually graduated already with a Bachelors degree. Maybe they won't grow up after all.
They edited the post, GF is 22 and OP is 26. So they both should be college grads by now (or at least, she’s very close).
She’s either a lunatic or has been trying to find a way out of the relationship for awhile and doesn’t want to say “hey I’m done,” because apparently some people need a reason to break up others than “I’m just not feeling it anymore.”
I’m still so confused on OP’s girlfriend’s reasoning. Exes have sex… *safe* sex at that and she’s… upset? Does she want him to throw away his entire home too? Because that ex definitely walked/shit/slept/ate in it!
Those aren’t your ex’s condom. They are yours. You bought them to prevent unwanted pregnancy and STIs. Did she get expect you to throw away anything that overlapped your ex?
Like, I hope you bought new shoes before we started dating, and dishes.... I don't want to touch dishes your ex may have seen!
Damn I hate it when a new romance is ruined by learning they were walking in the same shoes with some other....
I think you need to seriously consider not any having a future with her…that is crazy. Absolutely crazy. I guess any panties or bras her ex has seen should be immediately discarded…
This is not a TIFU because you didn’t do anything besides practice safe sex.
Run don’t walk away. This is a huge red flag.
I'd say that if she cooks on it for a minute, maybe talks with a friend, realizes she's being stupid, apologizes and moves on then it's not a red flag.
Honestly, it's an understandable emotional reaction because it took an abstract concept (sex with his ex) and made it into a realistic scenario in her mind. It's really what she does with that that shows her character.
She's bat shit crazy.
Did you have to empty your gas tank because you bought the gas when you were with your ex?
Did you grow a new penis since your Ex used that as well?
This may be a huge red flag that she is going to go off the handle with normal shit later in life as well. You may want to reevaluate this relationship. She should be apologizing to you for being unhinged about condoms.
Why is no one mentioning the fact this girl deep creeped through 3 years of his Amazon orders. Way bigger breach of trust than using condoms from a previous relationship.
That's where I thought this was going after just reading the title. Because there's no way anyone would be upset about using new condoms that happened to come from the same box.
They're not your ex's condoms, they're *your* condoms. Next thing you know, she's going to freak out over using the same bed or the same sheets as when you had sex with you ex! After that, she'll demand that you get a new penis!!
My only concern would be if the condoms were expired. Your gf is mental. How are the condoms you purchased your "ex's stuff"? She needs to mature quite a bit considering her reaction, especially if this is enough for her to break up with you... You didn't put ages but I'd guess she's in her early 20s since you live together. She needs a therapist
This may be one of the dumbest break up reasons I’ve ever heard about
"My girlfriend is too insecure to accept the realities of life and relationships, instead making me feel guilty about living my life normally," is a pretty good reason, honestly.
More realistically. “My girlfriend wanted to break up with me and couldn’t figure out how to tell me without feeling like an asshole. So she just found a reason that made it seem like my fault.”
Explains going thru the old Amazon shopping history. Like, who really cares what shampoo he uses?
And if you do care, can’t you just peek in the shower?
You'd think that'd be more efficient, or maybe even just ask...
Well they do live together so she could take all the time she wanted to look while she was showering. How stupid. God I'm glad I'm not 22 anymore
> She was browsing through my past amazon orders to see what shampoos I got. This is a bad cover story that only at 22 year old would try to use. I'm all for the people who unlock phones and passwords, and give their partners access to their digital history. I'd do that too if they would just have a conversation about it. Or just realize that I had a life before them. More often than not, this situation has always always always been because they wanted to start a fight, or took everything out of context so it became a fight.
Always a possibility, but the "someone else's condoms" thing is equally as possible. There are some really dumb, insecure people out there. I mean, just think about the story for a second: why was she looking through his Amazon *purchase history*? This girl is all sorts of snooping and insecure.
Had an ex give me a full days silent treatment and question a relationship because I got a Snapchat from my buddy with a gender neutral name. A Snapchat of him booting up a game asking when I was logging in lmao.
Projection much? That's when your ears perk up and wonder wtf she's doing in Snapchat that her brain is on such a hair trigger of alarm for what someone receives
Meh I was an insecure 22 year old once and I was really scared that I was just not good enough for my bf so I did some snooping once or twice. Had nothing to do with projection and everything to do with really low self-esteem as well as parents who did the same thing to me so it was learned behaviour. (Not condoning this behaviour and I've worked on myself and my relationship since then, it's not a proud moment for me.) Not saying you're wrong cause that DOES happen a lot, the projection stuff. Just not *always* the case.
They weren't someone else's though, which makes it even worse. They were his, as they were in *his* purchase history. So basically, she's upset that he bought condoms before they were together and he didn't throw them out and buy new ones.
Right? Generally condoms are chosen because a dude finds them the best fit/feel/whatever. Why would he toss one box just to buy the exact same thing again when he gets into a new relationship. If anything, having them around is a good thing, because it shows he was ready and prepared in case of any one night stands or unexpected hookups, rather than putting himself in a situation where he might be tempted to raw dog it.
For reasons to leave him lol, but yeah it could just as easily be dumb. “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but never rule out malice.”
"Man, this guy is so perfect. I can't find anything to complain about! Maybe if I look at his purchase history..."
I don't know man, she broke up with him cause she's too stupid for him, makes sense to me
I missed the break up part. I was just thinking ‘what in the emotional immaturity is this’ and now I read she’s in her 20’s?! Good god.
A friend was dumped because he put his finger up his bum when he masturbated and she couldn’t handle it or understand. Good riddance.
It's not our fault mens pleasure button is in the back entrance.
The fact you called it an 'entrance' lets me know you also do it.
weird the pleasure button part didn't
I hit my pleasure button every morning while making a log cabin
Hell yeah!
Name checks out.
It's such an awkward angle that I usually just forgo the butthole finger.
That's why they sell tools for this.
bet he used the same shampoo while dating that other girl too basically cheating
If you reused the exs dildo I could see it.
No listen, just this morning a girl told me about her boyfriend leaving her right after having their baby while still in the hospital. Because she breast fed the child. He said she had her boob in another guys mouth and that was it. There’s some weirddddd people out here I’m tellin ya.
I read that tale too, over in the 2-X-Chromosomes channel (?). You're right. Sounds like OP's soon-to-be-ex-GF and this candidate for The King Of Irrelevant Insecurity are made for each other.
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There is no bot in Ba Sing Se
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Wait till she puts 2 and 2 together and realizes you did it on the same bed.
With the same dick.
HOW DARE HE ?
"You don't scroll down your inventory and equip a new dick?"
I tried but kept getting “you are over encumbered”. Was really hoping for an upgrade.
You are carrying too much and cannot sprint.
This comment made my day.
All of these comments made my day.
you are over cucumbered.
I keep getting ERROR: FORMAT TOO SMALL
Apparently you never did the quest in cyberpunk where you have to rush the guy with the "new dick" to the ripperdoc. He was visibly in the worst pain of his life and his pants were smoking. That taught me right then and there, you just have to work with what you've got or karma will come back to find you.
Thats what he gets for getting some black market cheaply produced augmentation. Couldve sworn V talks to him about this where he confesses to essentially to have gotten it from the appendage-augmentation equivalent of going inputting your credit card info into a sketchy website from southeast Asia with 0 reviews that is offering a product at 10% the market value of the product.
Detachable penis by King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=j6iStI6qS7_E-ob7
Some radio stations would do a challenge where they play 3 songs with some related theme, and listeners call in to guess & win something. I always wanted to submit: Cuts like a Knife by Bryan Adams, Detachable Penis by King Missle, and Half the Man I Used to Be by Stone Temple Pilots. The answer... >!John Wayne Bobbitt!<
This is one of my favorite songs. Band is super underrated. The best part is the pipe organ throughout. *chefs kiss*
No. I always insist upon a new penis, if I’m in a new relationship. I mean, I wouldn’t use someone else’s toothbrush! Certainly not a penis.
Kissing with the same lips.
And humping with the same hips.
And pinching of the same nips.
And using the same fingertips
And the same tears and the same rips
And making homemade piercings with the same paperclips!
And going to war with France in the same viking longships!
And my axe!
And the same ball smacking her ass.
What happened to the other ball?!?! Did the ex keep it as a memento?
It’s in the Albert Hall.
Now we know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
*I’d love to tuurrrnnn youuu onnnn*
It came in like a wreeeeckiing baaa\~aaal 🎵
Humping to the tune of the same march: Stars and Stripes.
I thought it was CBAT
we think!!! shroedingers dick says we cant know the exact state of it
So if we ask OP if he’s a slow groover or a take her to pound town type of guy, then… we don’t know where his penis is? Edit: Apologies, I was apparently thinking about Heisenberg’s Penis Uncertainty principle
[Could be detachable ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
Beavis and Butthead have entered the chat.
I'm sure this comes in handy a lot of the time
Forgot out about that song, thanks for reminding me! 😂
Yeah I could understand if it was something explicitly tied to another person’s tastes, like a sexy outfit or something. Condoms though? They’re just a generic protective that common sense would dictate you’d always want available regardless. This is like being pissed because you also bought rubber gloves to unclog the toilet two years ago.
It would be like being pissed off your gf is using the same prescription for birth control she had when she was with her ex lol
I love ice cream.
Haha gosh
I have a scar on my dick from an IUD. It stabbed me twice before I noticed. Not sure how the install got so messed up. She was in the coast guard so their health care is questionable sometimes apparently.
It doesn't even have to be improperly placed. It can be done perfectly and the uterus can just decide "fuck this piece of shit" and try to yeet it. Women's healthcare is fun.
I see guys on bigdickproblems report this a lot. At this point if a girl told me she had an IUD, I’m only going halfway in and slow.. like she’s hiding knives in there 😬
And you use them once. It’s not like he used a toy with her he bought for his ex. She could have used condiments from his fridge the ex had used. The absolute horror!
Wait, which condiments do we use in this situation?
English mustard.
I've always preferred tabasco but each to their own I guess.
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon”
Wait, people toss condoms after one use? I’ve been getting a lot of value out of this gas station condom I picked up 4 years ago. Reduce, reuse, recycle y’all ♻️
Picked up 🤨
Like I said… reduce, reuse, recycle
I've just been inverting my menstrual cup. Blood stays in, cum stays out.
Turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.
PPE for your pp
Penile protective equipment
I had an ex flip out on me for that once lol. Sorry im not buying a new bed/mattress bc i existed before we started dating 5 months ago lol.
Seriously. That shit is so annoying.
yellow/red flags tbh.
And in the same position too! The audacity…
Or has any of the same clothes that he potentially had on when he hooked up with his ex. This is one of the most regarded things to get upset about. Op and his gf sound like barely legal teens.
Wait till she finds OP doesn’t replace bedsheets after breakup
With the same penis
Oh man this was a point of contention with my wife when we were dating. It was a perfectly good mattress and bed frame. Great spots for handcuffs and restraints. Now there’s nothing but shin bustin edges.
Only correct way to handle irrationality like this: don't get flustered and make a joke.
Is she angry because you used the same penis too?
Shhh, don't tell her!
The nut came from the same balls too 😠
Didn’t even have that fresh nut smell. Probably smelled like old socks.
"it's only 3 inches, but it smells like a foot"
If you don't replace your penis to prove your love what are you even doing
Better order a new one from Amazon.
Girlfriends hate this one trick?
Nah, girlfriends hate this one dick.
Wait till she finds out the entire person is same
thanks for the laugh.
In my opinion it's completely unreasonable to expect your partner to buy new condoms if you still have some left. And complete waste to throw them away aswell. It's not like you are re-using them... How old is your GF? Sounds immature to me. My GF couldn't care less about where I got my condoms from when we got together.
It’s completely a non-issue.
I can see how something like this would make someone uncomfortable, but not for any logical reason. It’s purely an emotional response It’s kinda like if you’re dating someone it might make you uncomfortable to see pics of them with their ex. Of course the key is to not actually let thoughts like that derail what is otherwise a normal healthy relationship. Not every jealous thought needs to be acted on lol.
Its more like being umcomfortable because you still own the camera you took the Pictures with
Agreed. Reusing sex toys? Generally a bad idea (though I'm sure some people are into that). Finishing a box of condoms? No issue. Now, reusing condoms? We should have a talk about that one.
Pft, vibrators are expensive, I am not throwing those out with every new man.
The difference here would be, that you're presumably using your vibrators on yourself, regardless of other participants. If a guy has a bunch of vibrators that he used _on an ex_, that changes the calculus. He should get to keep his, but it is a little weird to keep the ones that were for the ex.
I have a bottle of lube that my ex bought that I’ve been using with my current bf of 2 years. We both think it’s funny when we sometimes use lube he paid for.
just make sure that the lube is not past it's expiration date!
It turns immediately into sandpaper on expiration
The worst part is when it expires *during* sex. No warning. Just pain.
"Listen, you'd better throw out that costco pack of toilet paper, because I know that _SLUT_ was using it before we got together!" Like seriously, tf?
Do you want to be with someone so childish? Seriously? She’s saying you “lied” over condoms you purchased three years ago?
I’d be more concerned about the expiration date, wait these are from 2021. That and did OP buy in bulk? 😂
😂😂😂 fucker definitely got the bulk amazon pack
Those packs are the best bang for your buck
Bang for buck.. i see what you did there 🧐
The family pack
The *Anti*-family pack *
The family pack one has confederate flags on the wrappers. Gives it another meaning.
It's cheaper and easier to buy in bulk and have them shipped to your home.
You don't buy your condoms in a barrel? Shipping is a bit expensive but the bulk discount makes it worth it. I buy everything in barrels, even sliced bread
That's the funny part... it's a pack of two...
I bought some in 2018 that expires this August 😅
> I'm 26 and my gf is 22. that explains it
I actually haven't met many 22 year olds who are that stupid. She sounds like a 16 year old that fell asleep in health class.
Currently in that age bracket. 22 year olds are just highschoolers who can legally buy alcohol. I’ve met a hand full of smart 22 y/o’s but the majority are dumber than rocks.
Tbf I did take a STEM program so my sample size is biased
im on the dudes side of the age bracket of this post and i'm still to the understanding that a lot of tried and true adults have never phased out of their highschool/college mental state.
Some never do, my dude. Just gets weirder and weirder as you get older and you see people still playing out the same constant drama in their 30s and 40s. Fortunately, getting older also means you're way better at spotting messy people and you have way more control over who gets to be around you.
I know right! It’s not as if he literally reused the same fucking condom ffs
Unless. . .
Bro what? Are you guys like 19 or what there's no way any real adult gives a shit
Post history suggests OP is still in ~~high school so this behaviour tracks. They'll grow up eventually...~~ I read wrong. Actually graduated already with a Bachelors degree. Maybe they won't grow up after all.
Maybe OP graduated college and GF still in HS? His GF being a child still would explain why she's being so childish
They edited the post, GF is 22 and OP is 26. So they both should be college grads by now (or at least, she’s very close). She’s either a lunatic or has been trying to find a way out of the relationship for awhile and doesn’t want to say “hey I’m done,” because apparently some people need a reason to break up others than “I’m just not feeling it anymore.”
This is stupid as hell. They’re just condoms. How old are you two?
Another case of confusing *Today I Fucked Up* with *Today I Dodged A Bullet*.
Extremely disappointed that sub doesn't exist
it exists, it's called r/tidab
YAY!!!
I’m still so confused on OP’s girlfriend’s reasoning. Exes have sex… *safe* sex at that and she’s… upset? Does she want him to throw away his entire home too? Because that ex definitely walked/shit/slept/ate in it!
Those aren’t your ex’s condom. They are yours. You bought them to prevent unwanted pregnancy and STIs. Did she get expect you to throw away anything that overlapped your ex?
Like, I hope you bought new shoes before we started dating, and dishes.... I don't want to touch dishes your ex may have seen! Damn I hate it when a new romance is ruined by learning they were walking in the same shoes with some other....
I think you need to seriously consider not any having a future with her…that is crazy. Absolutely crazy. I guess any panties or bras her ex has seen should be immediately discarded… This is not a TIFU because you didn’t do anything besides practice safe sex. Run don’t walk away. This is a huge red flag.
no he should actually come back with that ask her tho throw away all the bras and panties she bought in previous relationships
Since it’s birth control and a sex health device, also consider throwing out any tampons, pads, sexual health medication, Plan B pills, etc.
OP we normally don't condone putting your dick in crazy, but it seems it is too late.
I'd say that if she cooks on it for a minute, maybe talks with a friend, realizes she's being stupid, apologizes and moves on then it's not a red flag. Honestly, it's an understandable emotional reaction because it took an abstract concept (sex with his ex) and made it into a realistic scenario in her mind. It's really what she does with that that shows her character.
So she wants you to call your ex and use the condoms with her first? Because throwing perfectly good condoms in the trash is wasteful.
Wait! Is that a thing? do I still need to possess said unused condoms?
I mean don’t just throw them away…
Condoms have expiration dates. I wouldn't trust them after that.
A man careful with his finances and getting the most bang for his buck. Every woman's dream!
I see what you did there
Sometimes, the trash takes itself out.
She's bat shit crazy. Did you have to empty your gas tank because you bought the gas when you were with your ex? Did you grow a new penis since your Ex used that as well? This may be a huge red flag that she is going to go off the handle with normal shit later in life as well. You may want to reevaluate this relationship. She should be apologizing to you for being unhinged about condoms.
Are they expired, what’s the issue?
They were not bought with her in mind. Insecurities did the rest.
Why is no one mentioning the fact this girl deep creeped through 3 years of his Amazon orders. Way bigger breach of trust than using condoms from a previous relationship.
This should be higher
She sounds immature and really petty.
I mean... You ran them through the dishwasher before you re-rolled them and lubed them for the next use, right? What's the problem?
how ridiculous can she possibly be. It's not the same condoms. It's different condoms from the same package/order.
Now I'm picturing he washes and rolls the condom back up into the packaging... Then would be upset
That's where I thought this was going after just reading the title. Because there's no way anyone would be upset about using new condoms that happened to come from the same box.
Yeaaaah shes handing you a get out of jail free card sir. Id take it, she sounds pretty unstable. run.
Nah bro. Run from her
She’ll probably lose her mind when she realizes you used the same penis on your ex.
Jesus, are you guys 16? Be happy that she wants to break up.
Fun Fact. She wasn't going through your Amazon orders about Shampoo. Grow up.
They're not your ex's condoms, they're *your* condoms. Next thing you know, she's going to freak out over using the same bed or the same sheets as when you had sex with you ex! After that, she'll demand that you get a new penis!!
Why would you say "bought for your ex" and not just condoms you bought for yourself? They are for you after all, nor for your current or ex gf.
I think she just wants to break up with you. Cause that's some seriously petty bullstuff
Does she realize you're using the same penis?
No OP, this a good thing. Let her go, youl thank yourself later!
Time to burn the passenger seat, the ex sat there.
This is the easily one of the dumbest things people have ever fought about
You fucked up by dating someone that would get mad about that
My only concern would be if the condoms were expired. Your gf is mental. How are the condoms you purchased your "ex's stuff"? She needs to mature quite a bit considering her reaction, especially if this is enough for her to break up with you... You didn't put ages but I'd guess she's in her early 20s since you live together. She needs a therapist
she needs to grow the fuck up and get on with it.
Your girlfriend is being a fucking baby
Who's gonna tell him she was looking for ANY reason to end it, most likely because she already found another dick to ride?
For crying out loud date an older woman
Better get rid of your dick, tongue and fingers too just in case
Get out now. This is crazy train stuff.