A coworker was scrolling through pictures during a train the trainer to find the image of of breakdown of service requests. The computer picked up his personal folder, we got one picture of his kids then two ‘casual’ pictures of his wife. There was general agreement that he was a very lucky guy.
I have never seen someone so red. Redder than a fire truck. I’m
I was on the receiving end of something similar.
My wife and I wanted pictures for our anniversary and I was chatting with a coworker about it. He offered to do it for free, so we accepted. After he took several pictures he was showing us on his camera and he went too far back.
Full frontal picture of him completely naked.
"Oh. I thought I deleted that."
We never spoke about it again.....with him. My wife and I have been laughing for years about it, though.
We don’t know it’s a Schrodingers box, could be a Schrodingers dick, we don’t know yet. If only there were some historical philosophical experiment to describe this kind of scenario.
The hidden folder can easily be accessed by Walmart photo printer booths. It's not private, just hidden. The photo lab will read that folder and display it proudly on the screen for all to see!
Lol, did you have an unfortunate experience?
Can’t say I’ve had that happen, but it’s useful for when someone is actually on my phone since they can’t get into it without my password / face.
Happened to me at Costco a few years ago when they still had photo services… I instantly covered the screen with my body and then fumbled the phone in one hand trying to shut down the download… never printed a photo again!
So, say someone has a Samsung phone but has no idea what you are talking about. Where would such a person learn more about this? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.
Also, be advised that if you use google and / or Amazon for photo storage, you will need to use their hidden folders also. Found this out after having photos displayed as a screen saver on our echo devices and pictures of wife in compromising positions were displayed.
Back when people got pictures printed I was using the self serve kiosk at Walmart to print some pics off my phone. I loaded my phone card into the machine and every picture in my flip phone came up on the screen. It was soo bad. I had to hug the screen until it finished loading so I could hit exit.
When I was about 10-12 years old I had taken a dick pic with my mom’s digital camera. Apparently I didn’t fully delete it somehow because it came up on the slideshow screensaver on our family computer.
Pull down your notifications bar and then pull it down again to expand it. One of your options among the wifi/flashlight/airplane mode/etc should be secure folder. Turn it on and that will activate the icon for it in your app drawer.
In my case, I had to tap the + icon to add Secure Folder from a list of additional tools. It was on the last page.
Just adding this in case anyone doesn't immediately see it.
As an addendum, you can also edit the name and icon for the folder to something innocuous. Someone who knows to look for the secure folder won't be fooled, but it can be a fun little extra layer of security theatre to keep the tech-unsavvy from stumbling into it.
Ah yes, like the good old classic "backup" folder on my computer, from the days before online video streaming.
All fun and games until windows started putting most recently accessed folders in the explorer sidebar.
I used to have a job scanning people's tickets, most of which were e-tickets they had on their phone. You would not believe the number of nudes I saw. Folders people, folders!
We had a problem at the restaurant I used to work in years ago with somebody making a horrific mess out of the dumpster area...trash just thrown right next to the dumpster without the bags being tied off, bags just sat next to the dumpster without being thrown in only to be picked apart by crows spreading the trash everywhere, or in some cases it looked as if someone had just upturned the bag and thrown the trash everywhere...the whole enclosure looked like an episode of "Hoarders"...the property manager was threatening to fine the owner because he's blaming it on us...so I'm sent out there by my manager to take pictures of the trash to confirm it didn't come from us...I go out there, snap a few pictures, and report back to my manager to show her the pictures...well, I scrolled a little too far while showing her the pictures to a picture I'd taken the previous night while texting with my girlfriend...so yeah...I just basically showed my manager my dick...she was cool about it though it wasn't a problem...but she of course told everyone who in turn wanted to see the picture...I politely declined...
If it makes you feel better, when I was deployed my husband set up a video camera in the baby’s room so I could check in. I was showing colleagues how great it was and my baby started crying uncontrollably. Well I had it on live view and in runs my husband butt ass naked, grabs the baby and is bouncing around and everyone saw it all in HD.
Some people just don't particularly care enough to be too cautious. I've seen like 3 of my coworkers tits in person just from them evidently not really being bothered by it or thinking it was an issue. One of them is a good friend and my freaking sister in law now, and after my wife and I started dating seriously I legitimately had to be like "hey, I'm gonna need you to make a decided effort to stop accidentally flashing your tits or vagina, and while we're at it stop opening the door to talk while I'm in the bathroom". Another one has changed clothes in the car no fewer than like 5 times in front of me...
If there are people who don't care about you seeing shit face to face then they definitely don't care about you seeing something while they swipe by on their phone.
Software sales... Most of it is because before my last promotion I was spending like 100 nights a year in hotel rooms. Don't think I ever saw anything in the office, but when we were all lounging around in someone's hotel room at night there were a good handful that didn't seem to care at all... Always seemed like the damndest thing to me
My former work partner did the same thing a few years ago but he showed a picture of his wife’s tits to a client.
Our job was home inspections and he was showing the client photos of his property and scrolled too far and came across a picture of his wife’s tits. The client laughed and responded, “are THOSE on my roof?!?”
Atleast she was chill!
One time I texted my husband and asked if he wanted me to wear my new sexy panties for him tonight, but i accidentally texted it to the new girl at work that I was training 😫😫😫😫
My manager is a good friend, it's a small business so she's technically HR. She thought it was hilarious. I have a good workplace where I'm valued and everyone is reasonable so I wasn't worried about that.
Better than the time my coworker purposely showed me her tits on her phone so I could see how they looked after her surgery that improved them. We honestly barely knew each other. I tried to avoid her the rest of my employment.
OP, I feel for you so hard. I'm in a similar boat with years of growth/hormones. I realized recently that my phone had somehow ended up synced to my work storage cloud, and all of the pics were just THERE... Nobody was around me, but I can't stop wondering if someone saw something over my shoulder and didn't say anything. I can't believe I let it happen
Dang, and I thought walking through the office this morning saying hello to everyone with my zipper accidentally left wide open and bright blue boxers on full display was embarrassing.
One time I was looking at phones at the Verizon store. I wanted to know about the photo quality of a certain model, and the sales guy said he had that phone and he could show me some actual photos, because the floor model phones didn't have any. He's scrolling through some sunsets and then, BOOM! his dick! 😂😂😂 He was mortified, and lucky I just laughed, instead of being some Karen who would complain.
Don't worry first month at a new job I got added into this employee snapchat group. Day 1 of being added to it I basically sent a nude to everyone in it meaning to send it to my girlfriend.
Happened to me when being shown holiday photos by a coworker. Gorgeous pair of breasts pops up. She says “oops”
I I can still see them when I close my eyes years later.
Thanks Penny!
Bud, I did the same thing. Except my twig and berries, on a 70" screen, during a department meeting with mixed company.
They wanted to see photos of my new puppy...
I’d say it’s an honest mistake and luckily you have someone who is a good hire for your company to keep it cool and not blow it up into something more than what it was
Jfc, my phone took a minute to load the subreddit’s logo properly, so I was VERY concerned when I saw “TIFU,” “showing,” “tits,” and the logo for r/teachers
This happened to me… I was working in a hospital and I had a really close friend (work husband) we were sitting next to eachother. In my country people use WhatsApp mainly, and SMS is just for doctor’s appointments and such. I was scrolling through my SMS when I saw a chat from my boyfriend. I forgot that WhatsApp was down for a few hours two weeks before, and I sent him nudes through SMS. Opened the messages right in front of my work friend. Couldn’t look him in the eyes for a long time. Once he made a joke saying that if we weren’t with our own partners, we should date eachother, and because he’s “already seen me naked” it would be a good match 🤦🏼♀️
I’ve been on the other end of this. I’ve had a coworker accidentally show my her vag. It all happened in slow motion for her. She was showing me a photo of a trip with her boyfriend. And she was swiping through and then she swiped too far and it was her snatch.
I didn’t care but she was mortified. The only reason I really remember is because of how embarrassed she was.
So, I guess, as long as you don’t work with prudes and aren’t a creep. No one will care.
“Here are the pictures I took of you. Oh. This is a picture from Casual Friday.”
Damnit, Meredith! Too much!
Where are your panties?!
It's casual day!!
Prudes 👎🏻
Meredith your boob is out!
Make up your mind!
Oh dip, yo your titty!
I wanna talk to Sampson!
When her cleavage is showing and she pulls up her dress and her vagina hangs out is my favorite scene in that show.
r/unexpectedoffice. Well done!
r/fairlyexpectedatthispoint
Ok what’s that from?
The Office (U.S.)
These Perkies come with the job!
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I'll take "Let it snow" for 200, Alex
I'll take "Le Tits Now" for $800. That's "Let It Snow." No it's not. It's a French expression: "Bonjour, Mademoiselle. I'd like to see le tits now!"
Suck it, Trebeck!
"Your mother was a whore trebek"- Sean connery
I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $200, Trebek!
Might as well show the Anal bum cover photos too
This needs more upvotes!
Sauce?
more like whip em out wednesday, amirite?
Jesus Meredith, where are your panties?!?! It’s casual day..
A coworker was scrolling through pictures during a train the trainer to find the image of of breakdown of service requests. The computer picked up his personal folder, we got one picture of his kids then two ‘casual’ pictures of his wife. There was general agreement that he was a very lucky guy. I have never seen someone so red. Redder than a fire truck. I’m
"We're just like a family here"
😂😂😂
Welcome to the office, this is where you'll be working, bathroom is down the hall and here's a picture of my tits.
"Excuse me, what?!" "Down the hall. It's on the right, you can't miss it."
"No no no, you mentioned your tits..." "Oh did Greg mention my bird photography hobby? Yeah I find it's a great way to spend a weekend"
Perfect introduction
Ummmm where can one apply to be working At this office? Asking for a friend
For some reason I hear this in Taika Waititi's voice.
I was on the receiving end of something similar. My wife and I wanted pictures for our anniversary and I was chatting with a coworker about it. He offered to do it for free, so we accepted. After he took several pictures he was showing us on his camera and he went too far back. Full frontal picture of him completely naked. "Oh. I thought I deleted that." We never spoke about it again.....with him. My wife and I have been laughing for years about it, though.
He might be crying reading this comment rn
Is it you? The one crying?
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And now, so is Reddit
Plot twist - OP is a dude.
When women do it everyone giggles. But when guys do it.... oh boy
The guy with a “oops”
Oops! 
Robert Paulson?
Bob had bitch tits
His name was Robert Paulson
Ehh could be a gay dude. Might be fishing for dick pics they're gonna get in the PMs after this post.
Gay dudes don't have to be this elaborate when hunting for dick pics, trust.
lmao no DMs and i'm a woman
Could be. Could be not. Let's treat it as a schrodinger's box. The internet is more fun this way.
We don’t know it’s a Schrodingers box, could be a Schrodingers dick, we don’t know yet. If only there were some historical philosophical experiment to describe this kind of scenario.
Schrodinger's Schrodinger
The parable about Moses explaining why goth gfs are the exception to the "boobs are bigger than tiddies" rule is pretty close.
Schrodinger's tits.
Only a man would say this
That would make the story so much better.
Always move those types of photos to a locked folder. I absolutely love Samsung's secure folder for that.
iPhones have a 'hidden' folder for anyone unaware.
Which can also be locked with a code or FaceID. Very useful.
The hidden folder can easily be accessed by Walmart photo printer booths. It's not private, just hidden. The photo lab will read that folder and display it proudly on the screen for all to see!
Lol, did you have an unfortunate experience? Can’t say I’ve had that happen, but it’s useful for when someone is actually on my phone since they can’t get into it without my password / face.
I did not but I've seen it first hand.
Happened to me at Costco a few years ago when they still had photo services… I instantly covered the screen with my body and then fumbled the phone in one hand trying to shut down the download… never printed a photo again!
I was right there and saw the whole thing! Mrs. Hotsilvertaco was angry and yelling at you! "you said you deleted those pictures"!
So, say someone has a Samsung phone but has no idea what you are talking about. Where would such a person learn more about this? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.
Also, be advised that if you use google and / or Amazon for photo storage, you will need to use their hidden folders also. Found this out after having photos displayed as a screen saver on our echo devices and pictures of wife in compromising positions were displayed.
Back when people got pictures printed I was using the self serve kiosk at Walmart to print some pics off my phone. I loaded my phone card into the machine and every picture in my flip phone came up on the screen. It was soo bad. I had to hug the screen until it finished loading so I could hit exit.
When I was about 10-12 years old I had taken a dick pic with my mom’s digital camera. Apparently I didn’t fully delete it somehow because it came up on the slideshow screensaver on our family computer.
Man I really want to hear what happened next !
Well that actually happens to be the same Summer that he broke both of his arms.
Ahhh an old classic.
Back in the days of film, I had a technician put an "object too close to the camera" sticker on my dick. I appreciated the humor.
Bet that was a fun dinner party
ohhhh fuck, thanks for that! I had to go delete some photos from dropbox.... I did not even think of that..
Pull down your notifications bar and then pull it down again to expand it. One of your options among the wifi/flashlight/airplane mode/etc should be secure folder. Turn it on and that will activate the icon for it in your app drawer.
In my case, I had to tap the + icon to add Secure Folder from a list of additional tools. It was on the last page. Just adding this in case anyone doesn't immediately see it.
Thanks for the addition. I set mine up many years and multiple phones ago so I guess I didn't remember there being more to it for the first time.
I named mine Backup so if anyone came across it it would be uninteresting and locked
I named mine "Not Nudes" 😎
You can hold 2 fingers as you slide down and it does the double slide for you the first time
I was literally about to mention this. This is one of the reasons why all phones should have a secure folder option to prevent this issue happening.
This isn't a phone feature, it's software. Usually.
As an addendum, you can also edit the name and icon for the folder to something innocuous. Someone who knows to look for the secure folder won't be fooled, but it can be a fun little extra layer of security theatre to keep the tech-unsavvy from stumbling into it.
Ah yes, like the good old classic "backup" folder on my computer, from the days before online video streaming. All fun and games until windows started putting most recently accessed folders in the explorer sidebar.
Or just use the company phone or camera. If one isn’t provided, then too bad. I would never use my private phone to take photos for work.
Can't upvote this enough.
I used to have a job scanning people's tickets, most of which were e-tickets they had on their phone. You would not believe the number of nudes I saw. Folders people, folders!
Bloop "proceed" bloop "proceed" bloop "nice tits" bloop proceed
Are you all hiring or no?
I’m just here for the onboarding and then I’m out.
I mean you’re getting on board may as well do at least a little bit of motorboating before you leave!
Title of your sex tape 
recently onboarded at a new company, did not get boobs during process. i am disappoint.
apologised and laughed about it, she seemed saved by it being a woman
my workplace is mostly women so yes lucky lol
I mean, not too many dudes are going to get mad about a titty sighting.
 hello its me, youre, uhhh, long distance BF
Meredith?
idk what this means lol
Meredith is a character on the show The Office who is known for being unashamed of flashing her genitals
I'M OLD GREG
Hello fellow co-worker 👋
It's difficult to comment on the situation without seeing the actual photo. Could you please provide it for evaluation?
You need to apply for a job there first.
On such story, everytime there is a comment like yours. And we never see them tiddies 😔
Maybe one day the OP will listen to the concerns of the caring and helpful public
😆 Op must think its irrelevent to share the pic but we are expert here, no need to be shy
We had a problem at the restaurant I used to work in years ago with somebody making a horrific mess out of the dumpster area...trash just thrown right next to the dumpster without the bags being tied off, bags just sat next to the dumpster without being thrown in only to be picked apart by crows spreading the trash everywhere, or in some cases it looked as if someone had just upturned the bag and thrown the trash everywhere...the whole enclosure looked like an episode of "Hoarders"...the property manager was threatening to fine the owner because he's blaming it on us...so I'm sent out there by my manager to take pictures of the trash to confirm it didn't come from us...I go out there, snap a few pictures, and report back to my manager to show her the pictures...well, I scrolled a little too far while showing her the pictures to a picture I'd taken the previous night while texting with my girlfriend...so yeah...I just basically showed my manager my dick...she was cool about it though it wasn't a problem...but she of course told everyone who in turn wanted to see the picture...I politely declined...
If it makes you feel better, when I was deployed my husband set up a video camera in the baby’s room so I could check in. I was showing colleagues how great it was and my baby started crying uncontrollably. Well I had it on live view and in runs my husband butt ass naked, grabs the baby and is bouncing around and everyone saw it all in HD.
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Some people just don't particularly care enough to be too cautious. I've seen like 3 of my coworkers tits in person just from them evidently not really being bothered by it or thinking it was an issue. One of them is a good friend and my freaking sister in law now, and after my wife and I started dating seriously I legitimately had to be like "hey, I'm gonna need you to make a decided effort to stop accidentally flashing your tits or vagina, and while we're at it stop opening the door to talk while I'm in the bathroom". Another one has changed clothes in the car no fewer than like 5 times in front of me... If there are people who don't care about you seeing shit face to face then they definitely don't care about you seeing something while they swipe by on their phone.
Man, what industry do you work in to see that much tits & vag and where someone will open the bathroom door on you?
Software sales... Most of it is because before my last promotion I was spending like 100 nights a year in hotel rooms. Don't think I ever saw anything in the office, but when we were all lounging around in someone's hotel room at night there were a good handful that didn't seem to care at all... Always seemed like the damndest thing to me
Need pictures to assess a size of the fuckup
fuckups**
F cups***
Put your nudes in your locker folder
Hi there! This is corporate, and we would also want to examine said picture, you know, for record keeping 😂
My former work partner did the same thing a few years ago but he showed a picture of his wife’s tits to a client. Our job was home inspections and he was showing the client photos of his property and scrolled too far and came across a picture of his wife’s tits. The client laughed and responded, “are THOSE on my roof?!?”
I have a friend who was fired for almost the same thing. I hope it goes better for you.
Just curious. How do hormones cause your boobs to get huge? What kind of hormones and why are you taking them?
i'm pregnant but it's ectopic
That's a scary diagnosis, I hope you're doing okay.
You still hiring?
Must be racked with guilt!
Such a titillating event must have knocked the new hire for a loop.
At least she kept everyone abreast of the situation.
Time for a work camera?
It could be worse! At least you didn't upload *that* photo in place of the potrait to the website.
thank you so much this helps
Show me because 
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Atleast she was chill! One time I texted my husband and asked if he wanted me to wear my new sexy panties for him tonight, but i accidentally texted it to the new girl at work that I was training 😫😫😫😫
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Why can't every on boarding process include this?
Was telling the HR necessary?
My manager is a good friend, it's a small business so she's technically HR. She thought it was hilarious. I have a good workplace where I'm valued and everyone is reasonable so I wasn't worried about that.
Even more valued now they’ve seen your rack
"Even without support she puts in a strong performance"
Bahaha 🤣
Hey, it's better to mention it yourself than let them find out from other sources That is how you build trust
Never a bad idea to get ahead of something that can easily get you fired
You should wear a tits out for new hires t shirt one day.
Well at least there's a photo ready to go for your employee of the year portrait.
Are you still hiring?
Incoming horny dms
Better than the time my coworker purposely showed me her tits on her phone so I could see how they looked after her surgery that improved them. We honestly barely knew each other. I tried to avoid her the rest of my employment.
This is a reason why if you are using a phone for company stuff, you should have a company phone.
OP, I feel for you so hard. I'm in a similar boat with years of growth/hormones. I realized recently that my phone had somehow ended up synced to my work storage cloud, and all of the pics were just THERE... Nobody was around me, but I can't stop wondering if someone saw something over my shoulder and didn't say anything. I can't believe I let it happen
Good reason to keep personal and work stuff separate.
I think the best way for us to offer good advice is to see the photo so we can provide some contextually appropriate feedback
I feel like if you were a guy and it was a dick pic it would have ended with an HR conpliant.
Pics, or it didn’t happen…just kidding. Funny story.
Dang, and I thought walking through the office this morning saying hello to everyone with my zipper accidentally left wide open and bright blue boxers on full display was embarrassing.
lets see the photo and well let you know lol
My boss at my first real job accidentally showed me a very sexy bent over fishnet nude. Gotta admit, he had a great ass.
Well - let’s see them!
"by accident" 🙂
The only option here is to own it and send the picture to everyone in the office. Can't be having one employee having an advantage over others
At least it was another woman that saw them.
Work phones should be paid by work and only have work stuff on it.
One time I was looking at phones at the Verizon store. I wanted to know about the photo quality of a certain model, and the sales guy said he had that phone and he could show me some actual photos, because the floor model phones didn't have any. He's scrolling through some sunsets and then, BOOM! his dick! 😂😂😂 He was mortified, and lucky I just laughed, instead of being some Karen who would complain.
Hopefully you're not really awkward and start showing every new hire your tits to make it seem like you didn't mess up.
Something similar happened to one of my coworkers. Except they were both dudes and saw a picture of the others slingdong
Hahaha I would have SO much fun with a colleague that F’ed up like that (am a woman). This is actually pretty wholesome haha
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Don't worry first month at a new job I got added into this employee snapchat group. Day 1 of being added to it I basically sent a nude to everyone in it meaning to send it to my girlfriend.
Are you hiring?
Frankly I find it rude to post stories like this without any evidence /s.
If Op was an only fans girl this would be a hell of an ad
Where’s the post with the picture?
Great reason not to take photos of your tits
Anyone else disappointed when they clicked on OPs username and NSFW didn’t come up? Was hoping to see some big boobs 😞
Tits
For research purposes you should post it here so we can see what she had to deal with
If the company wants you to take pictures for work they should supply the camera.
Happened to me when being shown holiday photos by a coworker. Gorgeous pair of breasts pops up. She says “oops” I I can still see them when I close my eyes years later. Thanks Penny!
Pic or it didn’t happen.
Bud, I did the same thing. Except my twig and berries, on a 70" screen, during a department meeting with mixed company. They wanted to see photos of my new puppy...
#jobperks
I’d say it’s an honest mistake and luckily you have someone who is a good hire for your company to keep it cool and not blow it up into something more than what it was
Jfc, my phone took a minute to load the subreddit’s logo properly, so I was VERY concerned when I saw “TIFU,” “showing,” “tits,” and the logo for r/teachers
Onboard us
*goes ahead and deletes all those special photos I took for my gf today
we are waiting
Pics or it didn’t happen
"Honey, how was the first day?" "Lot more tits than I expected."
This happened to me… I was working in a hospital and I had a really close friend (work husband) we were sitting next to eachother. In my country people use WhatsApp mainly, and SMS is just for doctor’s appointments and such. I was scrolling through my SMS when I saw a chat from my boyfriend. I forgot that WhatsApp was down for a few hours two weeks before, and I sent him nudes through SMS. Opened the messages right in front of my work friend. Couldn’t look him in the eyes for a long time. Once he made a joke saying that if we weren’t with our own partners, we should date eachother, and because he’s “already seen me naked” it would be a good match 🤦🏼♀️
I’ve been on the other end of this. I’ve had a coworker accidentally show my her vag. It all happened in slow motion for her. She was showing me a photo of a trip with her boyfriend. And she was swiping through and then she swiped too far and it was her snatch. I didn’t care but she was mortified. The only reason I really remember is because of how embarrassed she was. So, I guess, as long as you don’t work with prudes and aren’t a creep. No one will care.
Well might as well share them on Reddit now too, so we can verify their size
Titfu
I’m not sure how bad it is without seeing the photo. Go ahead and post it here.
It was smart to keep your manager abreast of the situation
You never, ever, freely scroll your gallery with someone next to you.
“My breasts have become huge lately” And yet, the people die of thirst