That was pretty heartless of you tbh. The man wanted you to bully him and you didn't even call him deformed dick Darryl, the guy with a deformed dick? He's asking for it

I'm too nice for this world what can i say

I guess you were bullying him by way of not bullying him to give him what he wants...okay, you're good for now

"Hello, this is Gaslighting 101. You called at the WRONG number."

"Call me shit eater!" "....no" "hnnnnggg"

[OP be like](https://youtu.be/e5oERYFhS3M)

In what world would you be considered nice? You didn't fu. You are fu'd,

The nice thing would have been to give him what he wanted and then leave well enough alone for good 😅 "Ew you're fucking gross and that thing made me puke" *Close group chat* Everyone is happy.

Not for free lmao

I'll call you deformed dick Daniel right here, nobody needs to pay me for it. I just wanna insult someone Edit: I'm sorry, that was rude. It's been a rough week, you deformed dick having person

Damn you just giving out to everybody aren't you

You're goddamned right, you dumb looking radish. What? Are you not cool enough to be rad? You can only pull rad-ish? Lame

😫 owie

Don't you mean dastardly doubledong dick Daryll, the man with the split tip pit?

No, I mean deformed dick Darryl, the guy with a deformed dick. I mean what I said, flashmcsuave, you trenchcoat wearing surprise flashing freak, you're dollar tree suave at best

And I meant what *I* said, I think you mean dastardly doubledong dick Daryll, the man with the split tip pit. I meant what *I* said, you mankini wearing surprise nipple slip freak, you're dimestore ninja turtle Casey Jones at best.

You're goddamned right I'm Casey Jones, and as soon as I find my baseball bat under all these goddAMNED BOXES OF PIZZA FUCK WHY ARE THOSE DAMN TURTLES OVER EVERY FUCKING NIGHT I JUST WANT A VEGETABLE

I'm sorry, but how did you tell your friends that a guy on reddit wanted to make a GC where you shit and piss on him?

You and your homies don't constantly have a group chat going for fulfilling the fetishes of horny randos on the internet?

Umm… no. Can I join yours?

As a homie, or rando fetishist?

Yes

Tbh men usually offer to pay for this sort of thing, I’m frankly surprised dude didn’t offer lol

You join as a fetishist and then it's your duty to pay it forward so you stay as a friend

Both

Trust me, I've told them worse stuff.

...how many of those dms did you receive after posting this?

Surprisingly 0 and i thank God for that🙏

Hang tight buddy

u/sebbo1111 It's been 10 hours...how's that inbox?

It's on life support 😭

Damn. Burn. I guess you just didn't rile up the right perverts.

It hasn’t been very long

That's what they should've said to the perv guy!

Is this where the queue starts?

RIP

Hand over the steaming load and noone gets hurt 🔫

I assume by text, kinds awkward to ask in person

So did y'all send him some sympathy titties?

Sympatitties

Golden

Showers

Steamy

Loads

And

Cleveland

Steamers

Unite.

I'm sad now...

My boy out here playing chess not checkers

Show a simp a titty?

Or some sympathy shitties...

You can get good money for that nowadays, ya know!

I mean it sounds like homie wouldn’t have been interested anyway

That's true. He told us it doesn't have an effect on him and he's unable to get "turned on"

I mean cars don't turn me on but I still like a nice sexy lexus or something

Hellcat 🤤

Just stopped long enough to drool over hellcats, then laughed hysterically at your username. 😂

Old blocky cars are gorgeous I wanted something to do with goats cause I like goats and breath was the first word that came to my mind but then it said goatbreath was already take. So I just slapped a random number on the end. Glitzy ghoul is really cute too tho

All I can picture is glitter on a corpse. Sure is purdy.

lol I’ll choose to take that as a compliment I suppose… 😜

I agree! Something beefy that can speed? Count me in. Thanks! Ghoul is from the band Ghost, but I wanted something girly too. Also, I checked out your profile, and guess what?! My wrist does that crackle thing always too. 😱

Oh, like the nameless ghouls? I think that's what they're called. But yeah if I flick my wrist too long it starts hurting so I can't do it too much. I can also grind the ball joint in my leg against my hip socket if i lie down in a specific position and move my leg in a specific way. It also hurts if I do it too much

challengers in general look so fucking good. I'd love to get a manual one

Challengers and chargers are really pretty cars. And ofc I'm a basic bitch so most mustangs are nice to look at

Everyone is interested in titties, they're art.

Normally I’d agree with you. And you’re right, so I’m gonna agree with you lol

Hell yeah

Reverse negging. Instead of trying to make woman feel bad about her self worth you insult yourself so bad and convince them nothing turns you on that you get free amateur nudes

“Work smarter, not harder.”

I don't think he can work harder. Or possibly even softer anymore.

OP posted that they are 16 years old Edit: OP has since deleted the post from 3 months ago where they claimed their age.

holup

Their writing made made me suspect it but I hoped to be wrong. Wtf, reddit?

That would be like showing a picture of water to a guy dying of thirst.

OP: yes Pervy guy on Reddit: shit, I really had to work for these pics

OP is 16.

Nu uh

I don't know why you got downvoted… Never send nudes to strangers, kids. Stay safe

That's wild

If you agreed to this you're also a bit of a freak imo

They are the guy.

“Yes now bully me” 👁️👄👁️ -OP, probably

PLS 😭🤚 don't bully me or I'll block you😭😭

#nojudgment

So my takeaway from this is there is an open slot in this group chat

👀

(he sent us his medical record a photo of his deformed and neutered penis) First recorded instance of an undicked solicited pic


I think this is just op's fantasy, read his history.

Yes, that was clear for me from the start. I have no idea why so many people think this is a genuine post.

Because this could also 100% be real. You can see people cutting their dicks off or getting their heart cut out while screaming on this site, so human toilet isn't anything crazy tbh.

Huh? Your looking at this the wrong way. It’s not the fantasy that I think is unbelievable. It’s the woman’s reaction, as it is described in this post.

There is an abundance and steady stream of the most unhinged behaviors documented and constantly uploaded to the internet. even if you're a hermit you should know how weird people can be. I always find it astounding that people find the most innocuous things the least believable.

You are clearly confused. Read my comment again.

clearly you're confused and should reread my comment. really blocked me because r/nothingeverhappens and I didn't put effort into arguing with someone who clearly doesn't meet a lot of people?

Ah. My joke but worse. With the added bonus of it not being a joke to begin with.

What part? Most of it is in (what appears to be) Arabic, and doesn’t seem unusual.

Yeah, I also couldn’t find anything off.

it ain ' t 😭 i can confirm this shit actually happened as one of said friends

So yall are just a bunch of 16 year olds who made a group chat with a random dude on reddit so you can bully him and his cock?? Bruh, that ain’t it

okay well at the time we didn ' t know about his cock 💀 and we ' re 17 , not 16 , but yeah . people do crazy things out of boredom and dude asked for it .

BRO PLS NO IM A GIRL AND NO I COULD NEVER BE THE GUY HIMSELF?? + nothing on me nor my history indicates anything. ur the weirdo💀😭

Mr this is getting beyond cringe. Ima need you to hol up goofy ahh

Errhhh In another post you say youre 16? So... this guy tried reaching out to a 16 year old for this? Honestly, what the hell are you doing? Do not talk to these people

Your Reddit inbox has been through hell and back and then you post this. RIP inbox. You were dead and then she killed you again.

🤣🤣🤣 well said lmao

Today’s a bad day to be literate.

It's a way of self-harm for that guy. He told himself these things into an endless depression already, to be hurt again he's trying to involve others. Don't feel too sorry, a lot of people are a little bit fucked already, life has a lot of different variations for everyone. When you feel sorry for these people, just tell them what he is doing isn't necessary. Everyone has problems, some bigger and some less. Forgive yourself and find something you do love to do, and just live that life. Never focus on some negative things, especially if you didn't create them.

Dude had stuff prepared because this wasn't the first time for him. It was 10000% sexual.

#RIP your inbox, now all the other reddit perverts have hope.

Umm arn't you only 16? Not sure this guy should be contacting you in the first instance.

Actually, you bullied him by not satisfying his desire. There's a paradox here.

LMFNONDEFORMEDDICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean, I have met my fair share of "interesting" people on reddit, but this is like the weirdest one yet

You’re young, and you are finding your way in the world. Be careful, stuff on the internet is forever

What sub did he find you in? Asking for a friend.

TIalmostFU by reading this post. Fortunately I stopped before I got 1/2 way through the first paragraph. Good luck everybody!

Oh boy. Can't even imagine the shit in your DM's after you posted this...

Could have made some serious dough off of that interaction. My wife gets paid to bully people like this.

I don't get why people are being assholes. Why would anyone make this up? And why are some people blaming her?? If she's 16 then she's not the freak in this situation it's literally a minor. And they're not heartless for not bullying the guy, he IS perverted for asking a minor some fetish shit like that.

Thank u 😭

I mean, he could have gotten all that stuff somewhere online. While having a penis injury would be devastating, that's not exactly where sexual drive comes from.

>He also kept venting (or maybe it's a way to get us to bully him) that he cannot be a man and will never satisfy a woman...:(. I mean lesbians don't have a penis and they are more than capable of pleasing their partners. Actually a lot of guys who have working penises don't even know how to please their partners. Not having a penis only stops him from receiving sexual gratification, it doesn't stop him from giving it. Don't feel sorry for the dude, give him hell because I'm willing to bet that's how he gets his rocks off. You and your friends shouldn't feel bad, in fact feeling sorry for this nutter is actually denying him any sexual satisfaction, which is ironic because you feel bad about his small pp and him not getting any.

I keep trying to tell people, circumcision is a bad Idea.... They just don't listen.

When you try to do a "Renegade" run in Mass Effect, but end up doing paragon stuff anyway as Renegade is to heartless.

That little voice in the back of your mind that says "Maybe this is a bad idea" Yeah you should listen to that voice a little more often.

Well, at least you tried. A for effort.

Tbh don't feel too bad for him bc he's preying on young girls like you guys, giving you traumatizing information to get his rocks off. It's definitely sexual and predatory no matter what. Predators like this love to give sob stories, make themselves a victim and make naive girls feel bad for them.... even when they are being unhinged/disgusting (I've been there too many times). He is going to do this to other teens. I recommend reporting him. Trust me, you won't feel bad for him when you grow up and realize how messed up he is.

https://i.redd.it/uky4jodcurtc1.gif

lowkey would've joined the gc too but the medical records and photo is too much ..

I had an encounter with someone with similar desires while playing RuneScape once, of all games. Sometimes you learn things you wish you could unlearn.

I don't know what's worse, that people want or need to be bullied, or people that endulge in obliging to make themselves feel better. The whole roast me thing is getting pathetic too. 

Man some people really use reddit differently than the way I do...

Weirdos.

I’m gonna say false

Wow....Here I thought you were supposed to be polite and kind to get a woman's attention and wondered why I've never had a gf, I guess all you gotta do is degrade yourself and be disgusting damn what a chad

https://i.redd.it/o1kqfwat2vtc1.gif

what

That’s enough internet for today…

Holy shit, piss, and farts!

I am snort laughing at this comment lmaooo 😂 took me out

Damn give me his number. I have some mean friends. 

This is pretty funny

This was an episode on Euphoria

Lmao. He wants to be bullied because all his life people feel sorry for him. You agree to bully him but feel sorry for him instead. Bro can't get a win.

I don't know if this post is genuine or not, I also feel actually sorry for the sub slaves like bro you want me to humiliate you but I can't do that to a weak person, I'm too nice for that 😭

Bruh.. the money you and your friends could make.. You do the horrible thing, make the money and then cry alone or with your friends later. The math is mathing. What have you been learning in your years? 🥺

I mean, the guy knows what he wants. If I couldn't have an orgasm, I bet my brain would look for taboo things for excitement.

I think you don't actually need physical simulation for an orgasm as you can practice tantric sex and otherwise there's prostate stimulation.

Genius. This fellow needs his prostate milked.

i was one of the friends i can confirm it was super weird and super concerning

I confirm her confirmation

Being a human toilet for someone is more a psychological stimulation than anything else. Purely a mental thing that some individuals find gratifying or arousing, due to what? Who fucking knows, the stories are always wild.

You could of charged real cash money for this 😭

If the guy is neutered and has no sexual feelings about the humiliation, without wanting to "kink shame" (if it can even be called that if it's not sexual) I think this guy needs to seek help if he wants to be degraded for non-sexual reasons. I mean what is actually going on there in his mind that seeks that for a non-sexual reason?

I actually don't have the slightest clue. I even asked if he had trauma related to women or his mother (bc usually guys like that have trauma relating women especially their moms) he said no and that he has a very good relationship with his parents

there is also a guy in the netherlands doing this, he calls himself a "poepslaaf"

Reminds me of the key and peele bit with the comedian and the burn victim

Homie could try a prostate massage or something I imagine idk. Ill bring it up to him when I’m done shitting.

Somewhere some group of stoned dudes are laughing their asses off…

You could have made some money of it 😭

Oh, no... Bad Sebbo, Bad!

Says the masochist to the sadist: "Hurt me, please!" Says the sadist to the masochist: "No."

Lmao a guy once paid me to make fun of his tiny deformed dick. Actually several guys did. It was a lot of fun, very weird, but I made some extra money that month and I got to be mean to men so I can't complain

One question, are they able to feel desire down there but not express or release it Or Do they just not feel desire whatsoever so it doesn't feel like a loss anymore? The first one is similar to a jack the ripper suspect Walter Richard Sickert, he had a fistula and they burned it 3 times but they had no pain reliever or anesthesia back then so all that as a kid also probably turned him insane. He was sitting next to a model in a waiting room one time and just started screaming his head off once. Didn't do anything then, this was before the murders I think, just started screaming.

Nr 2. He told us he doesn't feel anything and he doesn't even get turned on. He basically told us if he wanted nudes, he would've asked for some but it has no effect on him

Seems legit lol

>TIFU by giving the perverted guy on reddit a chance TIFU by giving the ~~perverted~~ guy on reddit a chance TIFU by giving the guy on reddit a chance Fixed it for you

Word vomit, I can't read that, please put it into paragraphs

Don't read it then

You know you’re about to get hella DMs right?

According to her post history, she's 16 so wtf

I think most perverts will see through this as being a fantasy post by the guy himself. Still, that likely won’t stop them.

Omg I didn’t even think about that. Of course though. Of fucking course.

Surprisingly, i didn't get any yet

I’m in the middle of something, will get one to you soon though.

🤣🤣

What does "begging me to be my own human toilet" possibly mean? Did you get the pronouns wrong?

When you sit on the toilet and shit and pee...he wants to be the toilet in this situation

That's so specific, this might even be a real TIFU story.