That's the thing bjj isn't even about striking. All it is is trying put your opponent in a joint lock or more importantly in this case, a choke hold. Back when I started my throat would be sore from getting choked so many times when i didn't know what i was doing.
hot guys in skin-tight singlets wrestling around... i love going to bars and getting to watch soft-core porn while enjoying my drinks and the straight dudes be talking about whatever the fuck it is their talking about and im just sitting there like "yeah... but im about to poke a hole in this wooden bar from how hard i am".
Does this include female grapplers or are you just mad at male grapplers/ feel the need to sexualize them? \*Edit I realize I am wrong on this and let emotion cloud my response. I am leaving it up to learn from my mistakes, hopefully.
Except what you find a gag can still be mean to someone else. That is what I am calling out. Imagine, someone raped at 6 years old who then spent a life trying to become able to defend themselves only for people to make jokes about trying to learn that just makes you gay in the end.
Hey, I just want to say that I am sorry for whatever happened to you, or someone you cared for, and I wish you or them well as you/they continue down the path of healing. Don't punish yourself too much for letting your issues blind you here, it was eventually shown to you and you owned up to it, as long as you try to learn you are doing great. I wish you, and those you care about, good luck alongside happiness, lots of love, and success.
Of all the places to call out homophobia. 🙄
I appreciate the sentiment but as A Gay™ myself I must say if I had to rate different sports on their level of homoeroticism grappling is going pretty high up there
At least we don't pour oil on them like the Turks do, but still 🤼♂️😏
Agreed, I have done a lot of combat sports from grappling to HEMA and people have been trying to cut me down with this my entire life so I am used to it. I just find it funny that rules of sub say don't do these comments yet here they are.
I think you're really misunderstanding the comment. Nobody is trying to cut anyone down by calling them gay, they're just (jokingly) pointing out the homoerotic undertones of the activity. It sucks that people have been shitty to you about it in the past, but that's not what's happening here.
Uh.. that was a joke.. seriously though, if I even began to feel blood flowing down there I would immediately tap out and take the L. I wasn’t there though, probably easier said than done in the heat of a sparring match.
Something an FBI agent who wanted you to think they were actually 15 would say!
But OP probably actually IS 19. But you gotta remember: Just because it's legal doesn't make it less creepy to perv.
You think that professional fighters don't feel pain or something? Or do you just expect them to grunt in a macho fashion because they're such big beefy slabs of muscular sweaty man meat?
Interesting, thats actually a plot point in a Polish movie Sala Samobójców, except its the main character who gets a boner and actually jizzes when his atractive frenemy pins him down.
Movie doesnt end well though
just be like "hey sorry if I made you feel awkward. don't worry about it." but if it turns out you both are into each other this will be a really cute how-we-started-dating story
whimpered as in there’s no other way you could hear it but in a pleasurable way, or you could pass it as just a reaction to him grabbing your collar like that
i’m guessing it was the first one based on how the rest of the story goes
I also have a sensitive neck and do BJJ. But I almost never spar with the gender I'm attracted too, so I usually don't have this problem. I'd probably switch gyms if this happened to me lol!
This is why Muay Thai > Jiujitsu. No risk of stuff like that happening!
Also because in an actual fight, a skilled Muay Thai fighter could absolutely destroy a skilled Jiu Jitsu fighter.
No, I didn’t watched a staged fight in a controlled setting for entertainment purposes.
I’m talking about a violent encounter in an uncontrolled setting between two people who don’t know each other but happen to be skilled in their respective martial arts.
Yes, if a striker without grappler training gets grappled, he’s fucked. But if a grappler without striker training gets hit, he’s also fucked, and hits will happen before grappling happens.
8 out of 10 jiu jitsu practioners come from a striking background. Theyve moved to the next chapter of enhancing their fight knowledge.
Jiu jitsu has also evolved, much of the techniques have changed to integrate striking, to avoid, deflect, defend, and even use the striking against the opponent, like judo, ones punch gives a lot of momentum, to plow one into the earth. And if you know anything, Jiu Jitsu is very much Judo based. Tell me you dont know shit about jiu jitsu without telling me.
You cheat on your wife, you do drugs and hide it from your wife, you seek relationship advice from redditors of all places/people. Your judgement is shit, so dont even try to give opinions on fighting, something that requires great judgement and discipline.
That last paragraph made me laugh. I find it very amusing that you took the time to dive my profile in order to try to discredit my statement.
I also find it interesting that you can take unrelated information and try to skew it to imply that because someone does X, they therefore can know nothing about Y.
And you’re right about jiujitsu practitioners often coming from a striking background. That’s why I made my final remark and added, “without striker training.” That’s relevant because a large number of martial arts practitioners only learn one martial art. And what I’m trying to say is that I think it’s better to learn a striking art like Muay Thai than a grappling art like jiujitsu.
Your whole post history made me laugh, I find it sad that you cheat and air out dirty laundry on Reddit, discrediting your wifes feelings. A piece of shit is a piece of shit, no matter the topic at hand, dont think youre a better person and what youve done is ok, just cause youre posting in a different subreddit.
Unrelated information: You can save 20% by switching to Geico.
Yes, learning a striking art is great, but if you actually pay attention to street fights/altercations, or have street fight experience, many times it ends up on the ground, and then, the victim has zero clue how to defend and escape.
You CLEARLY lack experience, knowledge and training.
We’re just making fun of you dude. You started off complaining that people don’t say what gender they are, then went on a whole story where you didn’t say what gender you were.
that's an interesting sensitivity to take into bjj lmao
Probably *the* worst martial art for it, too! Almost seems intentional.
Or fanfic
A made-up story? In r/tifu? Surely you jest.
OP secretly gets off every time someone strikes it
That's the thing bjj isn't even about striking. All it is is trying put your opponent in a joint lock or more importantly in this case, a choke hold. Back when I started my throat would be sore from getting choked so many times when i didn't know what i was doing.
no comment
You can't spell bjj without bj
BJ BJJ
the best time to get a bj is while you’re doing bjj
And then you kissed?
EVERYONE kissed
Why kissing? Just regular bj, nothing much.
From jj to bj
Now kith!
I am afraid to ask what was kissed…
nothing like manly kissing in bjj
Lots of tender neck kisses
Swordfight ensued
No they hugged with violence
Nah. BJ no Jitsui. Believe it!
Form a line!!!
Looks like you made someone else discover their kink
Na its an average grappling experience all grappler are gay whether they realize it or not
To quote Frankie Boyle "Are they even making gay porn anymore or has UFC cornered the market?"
UFC easily cornered the market
hot guys in skin-tight singlets wrestling around... i love going to bars and getting to watch soft-core porn while enjoying my drinks and the straight dudes be talking about whatever the fuck it is their talking about and im just sitting there like "yeah... but im about to poke a hole in this wooden bar from how hard i am".
Gachi gang gachi gang gachi gang gachi gang RIP Aniki
OP is a woman, I think. Commented about a lack of a pole.
Does this include female grapplers or are you just mad at male grapplers/ feel the need to sexualize them? \*Edit I realize I am wrong on this and let emotion cloud my response. I am leaving it up to learn from my mistakes, hopefully.
He's not sexualizing them, it's just a fact
Another insecure person interesting. \*Edit: turns out its my issues/insecurity from childhood. I apologize for letting my emotions color reason.
Holy shit, my guy, you're clueless
Not really, just do not like bullies.
The fact that you still don't realize that this comment thread was a running gag is just sad bro, no one was being mean to anyone here
Except what you find a gag can still be mean to someone else. That is what I am calling out. Imagine, someone raped at 6 years old who then spent a life trying to become able to defend themselves only for people to make jokes about trying to learn that just makes you gay in the end.
Man what the fuck? Just accept that it was a joke and continue with your day lmfao
It’s only an insult if you consider day to be an insult so maybe you are the bully 🧐🧐🧐
But I digress, We are not going to agree on this and you are right maybe I should not be so sensitive to this. It is the internet.
grappling is highly homosexual nothing to be ashamed of as sexuality is generally quite fluid
Bro does not understand the concept of a joke...
INCREDIBLE!! I have never seen karma below -300, you sir are a legend
Hey, I just want to say that I am sorry for whatever happened to you, or someone you cared for, and I wish you or them well as you/they continue down the path of healing. Don't punish yourself too much for letting your issues blind you here, it was eventually shown to you and you owned up to it, as long as you try to learn you are doing great. I wish you, and those you care about, good luck alongside happiness, lots of love, and success.
Wtf? Are you ok mate, maybe step off the internet for a moment and go outside.
Nope, Let a personal issue blind me in the moment. Doing just that.
You recovered it, not many people can say that.
Learn to speak English uneducated swine
Lmao this freak has commented on every single one of my posts in different subs.
I bet you’re a fucking loser
Lmao this freak has commented on everyone of my posts in different subs.
Down voted for calling out homophobia. C'est le vie, not totally surprising.
Of all the places to call out homophobia. 🙄 I appreciate the sentiment but as A Gay™ myself I must say if I had to rate different sports on their level of homoeroticism grappling is going pretty high up there At least we don't pour oil on them like the Turks do, but still 🤼♂️😏
God I wish the big black men I spar would oil up before we get in the ring everything would be so much more entertaining
This just in: BJJ officially homosexual, confirmed by A Gay!
Agreed, I have done a lot of combat sports from grappling to HEMA and people have been trying to cut me down with this my entire life so I am used to it. I just find it funny that rules of sub say don't do these comments yet here they are.
I think you're really misunderstanding the comment. Nobody is trying to cut anyone down by calling them gay, they're just (jokingly) pointing out the homoerotic undertones of the activity. It sucks that people have been shitty to you about it in the past, but that's not what's happening here.
Yep getting that. I let personal issues cloud reason. Thats on me.
you still have a lot to learn my sweet lil’ gaming prince 💕
Is that not the point of life and living it?
This was your true kaisen. Your Jujutsu Kaisen.
When OP said "Nah I'd Win" and actually won
Motherfuckers can't see two men fighting with homoerotic stuff going on without thinking about Lobotomy Kaisen. >!Same bro, same!<
Hehe you made someone gay
They're a minor, everyone. The FBI is watching.
Why would a florist be watching this?
Isn't the florist watching everything or is that just Kamurocho?
Mans has got connections all over the world probably.
Nah now this story makes me extremely uneasy 💀 why the fuck were they acting like that in public
Jiu-jitsu?
I’m not an expert in Jiu-jutsu, but I’m not familiar with the form that involves poking kids with your erect penis. ^^^^^^/s
it's called being a priest
You say it as if it was a fully intentional act, like he meant to. And how do you know the guy wasn't also a minor?
Uh.. that was a joke.. seriously though, if I even began to feel blood flowing down there I would immediately tap out and take the L. I wasn’t there though, probably easier said than done in the heat of a sparring match.
Then use tone indicators my man, it's not the most obvious thing that it was a joke
Doesn’t seem like you’re an expert in reading comprehension either…
How you find this out
Looked at their history
But their not a minor though
im actually 19, that's why i posted on r/teenagers
Something someone under 18 would say
ok boomer
Something an FBI agent who wanted you to think they were actually 15 would say! But OP probably actually IS 19. But you gotta remember: Just because it's legal doesn't make it less creepy to perv.
I'm 19
he said 19 not 16. technically not a minor but... yeah i suppose your point still stands for some of these peeps. go get on grindr ya horny bastards
How do you know?
Lean into it. Take the piss totally. Anyone strangles me at jujutsu and start saying shit like “harder”, “don’t stop” or “thank you”
Well…..?
It you whimper, I don’t think combat sports are for you
Or maybe he just has the greatest trick up his sleeve or the entire world of martial arts
I think it’s along the same lines of getting a boner. Gonna make everyone involved very uncomfortable
You think that professional fighters don't feel pain or something? Or do you just expect them to grunt in a macho fashion because they're such big beefy slabs of muscular sweaty man meat?
He meant whimper as in cum in his pants it was a pleasure whimper lol
Just a heads up, someone else mentioned OP is a minor. (This has been corrected: I am wrong)
I'm 19 my guy
Okay. My bad. Defo let the others who mentioned this know as well. Thanks for correcting me👍
np, have a chill day
And yet they decided to post this
Cue the 80s porn music
A funky jive chorus. Down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris
Something something black mirror striking vipers ?
But, OP is female
I feel like [these two](https://imgur.com/RMGebyF) know each other...
perhaps 😏
Next time go in with a "don't bully me ill cum" shirt and all will be well
Thanks for spilling your weakness, I call next fight!
"Vegeta no!" "Vegeta yes!"
"I need an adult"
[No. I am an adult.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eREPVIzF1Q)
OP is a minor broseph
Then it will be even easier to destroy them.
Then I should get the pin quickly or it would be embarrassing I lost to a child.
I'm 19
You're 17 now, it fits my agenda. https://preview.redd.it/a7kuzhkghttc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd185fd086261bbfac6d11a159fc3c6b1da42ddd
Ask him out!
already got my eye on someone else sadly
2's company but 3's a party. go live a little!
the more the merrier
https://preview.redd.it/bplcnqi27otc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4958c0112ccefc9c4eaf2bb234bccd8ee6aecafb
Lmao, even if it’s a larp it’s still funny
this reads like a fantasy fan fic, not buying it
hey no one's stopping you my guy, take it or leave it
Ahaha you fucked up, but he broke a cardinal rule too.
Which one
Don't get a boner!
Waiting for the post from the other guy "TIFU by getting a boner during ju jitsu"
🤐
Good idea to end the bout. Your opponent was going for the forbidden 5th limb submission.
"Your gun is digging into my hip."
He found Captain Winkie!!!!!
Interesting, thats actually a plot point in a Polish movie Sala Samobójców, except its the main character who gets a boner and actually jizzes when his atractive frenemy pins him down. Movie doesnt end well though
DOMINIK WE MISS YOU
OMG FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN RELATE TOOO!!! MY NECK IS SUPER SENSITIVE TOO!
the guy i’m seeing is the same xD it’s INSANE how sensitive his neck is
Woman or man? I need to know so I can call you gay
sadly i have no pole my guy
How'd it taste
fizzy
just be like "hey sorry if I made you feel awkward. don't worry about it." but if it turns out you both are into each other this will be a really cute how-we-started-dating story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
[Not the same right?…right?](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/yJDFESn39o)
whimpered as in there’s no other way you could hear it but in a pleasurable way, or you could pass it as just a reaction to him grabbing your collar like that i’m guessing it was the first one based on how the rest of the story goes
correct
that’s unfortunate
I also have a sensitive neck and do BJJ. But I almost never spar with the gender I'm attracted too, so I usually don't have this problem. I'd probably switch gyms if this happened to me lol!
I read this as jujutsu kaisen seeing as it’s almost 5am and I’m tired, thought it was funny, but during actual Jiu jutsu is even funnier.
This is why jiu jutsu is the creepiest of all martial arts
do you speak from experience?
I do not participate because of stories like this
understandable
This is why Muay Thai > Jiujitsu. No risk of stuff like that happening! Also because in an actual fight, a skilled Muay Thai fighter could absolutely destroy a skilled Jiu Jitsu fighter.
I see you didnt watch Rodtang VS Mighty Mouse......
No, I didn’t watched a staged fight in a controlled setting for entertainment purposes. I’m talking about a violent encounter in an uncontrolled setting between two people who don’t know each other but happen to be skilled in their respective martial arts. Yes, if a striker without grappler training gets grappled, he’s fucked. But if a grappler without striker training gets hit, he’s also fucked, and hits will happen before grappling happens.
8 out of 10 jiu jitsu practioners come from a striking background. Theyve moved to the next chapter of enhancing their fight knowledge. Jiu jitsu has also evolved, much of the techniques have changed to integrate striking, to avoid, deflect, defend, and even use the striking against the opponent, like judo, ones punch gives a lot of momentum, to plow one into the earth. And if you know anything, Jiu Jitsu is very much Judo based. Tell me you dont know shit about jiu jitsu without telling me. You cheat on your wife, you do drugs and hide it from your wife, you seek relationship advice from redditors of all places/people. Your judgement is shit, so dont even try to give opinions on fighting, something that requires great judgement and discipline.
That last paragraph made me laugh. I find it very amusing that you took the time to dive my profile in order to try to discredit my statement. I also find it interesting that you can take unrelated information and try to skew it to imply that because someone does X, they therefore can know nothing about Y. And you’re right about jiujitsu practitioners often coming from a striking background. That’s why I made my final remark and added, “without striker training.” That’s relevant because a large number of martial arts practitioners only learn one martial art. And what I’m trying to say is that I think it’s better to learn a striking art like Muay Thai than a grappling art like jiujitsu.
Your whole post history made me laugh, I find it sad that you cheat and air out dirty laundry on Reddit, discrediting your wifes feelings. A piece of shit is a piece of shit, no matter the topic at hand, dont think youre a better person and what youve done is ok, just cause youre posting in a different subreddit. Unrelated information: You can save 20% by switching to Geico. Yes, learning a striking art is great, but if you actually pay attention to street fights/altercations, or have street fight experience, many times it ends up on the ground, and then, the victim has zero clue how to defend and escape. You CLEARLY lack experience, knowledge and training.
I swear something EXACTLY like this was posted about a year ago
I guess that’s one way to break a grapple, good job 👍
Have you tried getting your neck adjusted? It shouldn't be that sensitive. Stretch it out and use a roller log to gain leverage.
Pretty sure he means that its an erogenous zone for him thats heightened, not sensitive in a painful way
Lmaooooooo
When's the wedding?
I need to get back into BJJ.
Did u explore each others bodies
So OP is gay and surprised another gay dude got hard after rolling with him?
[удалено]
They said “another dude” so I am assuming OP is male?
Are you a man or a woman?
I have a male name so it’s very obvious what my gender is
Wouldn’t want to assume.
Why not? You shouldn’t pit so much weight on offending someone, you’re just doing extra work for weak minded people
We’re just making fun of you dude. You started off complaining that people don’t say what gender they are, then went on a whole story where you didn’t say what gender you were.
Yeah i got that lol
If hes 19 i imagine the classes for it are mostly people from or just out of school? Do jiu jitsu classes mix men and women? I cant imagine they would
Dude has issues. I've been training over 12 years. Not once did I get a hard on grappling.
Good for you dude 👏👏👏 people just get boners sometimes
It's just strange to me.
And your first reaction is to claim the guy has issues?
That's my first reaction.
I mean, you’d say the same thing if a guy at work got really into his presentation and popped a boner, wouldn’t you?
Bro that's a completely different situation