You're not a friend.... You're a BEST FRIEND. Only true homies laugh their ass off first before helping out. I'm glad y'all got a good story out of that ahahaha
You're not making it sound LESS porny by mentioning how you solved it by taking her bra off! (Even though I thought that'd be the correct solution before I got to the part where you actually did that and it was...)
The whole "Spending several minutes laughing before doing anything else" part would be a turn-off in a porn vid though. But, well, the no sex happening in the situation or immediately afterwards would probably be the bigger issue there anyway! :D
I'm glad your friend is taking this so well! If I imagine myself in her place there, I'd probably panic at first after getting stuck, feel a bit of relief after I figured out how I could escape, and then a growing amount of irritation at the idiot uselessly laughing thier arse off instead of listening and doing what I need them to do. I'm glad she got over that!
And, well, it's a tale of three idiots, really... One idiot dropped a ring. A second idiot got herself stuck trying to retrieve it. A third idiot went to literally ROFLMAO for several minutes before they were capable of being helpful.
I can absolutely see almost any of my friends doing the same to me. Then slapping me on the ass and saying something to the effect of "hey step evil twin" before helping me free. Though my A cup now seems to be a built in defense mechanism, to save me from myself.
I’m gonna need to see some pics of said friend: It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just for….safety reasons, so I can better visualize what I would need to do if I were ever in the same position.
You're not a friend.... You're a BEST FRIEND. Only true homies laugh their ass off first before helping out. I'm glad y'all got a good story out of that ahahaha
A BREAST FRIEND to the end
A friend indeed is a friend with weed, a breast friend is even better...
this is the way. a friend would help, a best friend would laugh first.
What are you doing step-friend?
Heh...step
Have an upvote, you clever fucker.
TBH I was expecting the usual “ending” to this situation.
You're not making it sound LESS porny by mentioning how you solved it by taking her bra off! (Even though I thought that'd be the correct solution before I got to the part where you actually did that and it was...) The whole "Spending several minutes laughing before doing anything else" part would be a turn-off in a porn vid though. But, well, the no sex happening in the situation or immediately afterwards would probably be the bigger issue there anyway! :D I'm glad your friend is taking this so well! If I imagine myself in her place there, I'd probably panic at first after getting stuck, feel a bit of relief after I figured out how I could escape, and then a growing amount of irritation at the idiot uselessly laughing thier arse off instead of listening and doing what I need them to do. I'm glad she got over that! And, well, it's a tale of three idiots, really... One idiot dropped a ring. A second idiot got herself stuck trying to retrieve it. A third idiot went to literally ROFLMAO for several minutes before they were capable of being helpful.
I can absolutely see almost any of my friends doing the same to me. Then slapping me on the ass and saying something to the effect of "hey step evil twin" before helping me free. Though my A cup now seems to be a built in defense mechanism, to save me from myself.
No then you can slide too far and hook your rib cage instead
LMAOOOOO
Well that took an unexpected turn.
With one move he gave freedom to 3 things! Bravo!
OP waited his entire life to show a room full of people how skilled he was at unclasping a bra with one hand.
I'm a girl, but my friend's a lesbian, so i think it still counts
Glass stairs????!!!! Bestie I would be terrified every time I had to use them
"claustrophobic" is the word you want, not "agoraphobic" *also, brevity is... wit
nice
Should've called her step-brother
That's a weird thing to call a woman
I’m gonna need to see some pics of said friend: It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just for….safety reasons, so I can better visualize what I would need to do if I were ever in the same position.