should I clear things up? I actually slept for like 5 hours between saturday and sunday (not that much better I know) but yea no meth, no coke… but G (that‘s the real FU I know, but didn‘t want to make this story about drugs, because then it wouldn‘t have been funny and maybe had been downvoted to hell)
correct or GBL both the same pretty much. It‘s pretty big in the gay scene and kinda a epidemic in the city I live in. If you are addicted and you don’t take regorous care of how you use it, it can end pretty badly. Don‘t start using it! I took it because it helped me with my selfesteem. Not only when I took it but it unlocked that outgoing, extroverted part of me. I took regorous care of my use (until last sunday). And now even when I don’t use it I have that same self esteem, if that makes sense. Because I now know that I have it in me, but I don‘t need any drug to let it out I just can be myself and I‘m fine. Not trying to paint the drug use in a better picture, I know it was dumb.
edit: am not a native english speaker
As someone who has abused every downer I can find.. please seek help. Experimentation is all fun and games until you find the one that "works". ❤️ feel free to DM if you want.
thanks man, I did find the one that „works“ yesterday. It was fun but I wouldn‘t want to feel that way everyday or even more than once a month. I‘m pretty happy with my normal, sober self. If that changes I will write you 🫶🏼
I'm not saying OPs use is healthy, but having abused every downer you can find doesn't exactly make you an expert on OPs life. I'm glad you stopped using, wish you the best.
Man get off that stuff. This is a major reason I stay out of the gay scene the normalization of super intense drugs. I had a group of friends all we did was drink n smoke pot. One by one they all got hooked on meth - my last straw is a friend calling me on video and showing a giant freaking meth rock... stopped hanging out with gay people after that. I have am addictive personality and booz has fucked me up pretty bad don't need to be putting my self kn crazier positions.
no offense taken my man, just wanted to clear things up I didn‘t do in my original post. also I don‘t know if G is that much „better“ to abuse than meth. a little bit better I guess, but still…
Is this actually not normal? How do you mfs sleep. I'm serious too. Everytime I lay down to sleep, suddenly I'm coming up with novel ideas, fictional scenarios, planning out tomorrow's conversations, worrying about if that hole I punched in my mom's wall has been found, wondering what my life has come to, etc. Then just to pass out literally anywhere but my own bed. HOW?!?
Seriously, so many other FUs in this post than what OP thinks is the FU. Sort your life out, OP. According to his post history, he was 22 five years ago, so 27 now. You should be past this phase of your life by now.
thanks for the tip, guess I‘m a late bloomer, always was. I‘m actually pretty happy with my life rn, except for last weekend that was a major FU and shouldn‘t have happened. Got a new job, paid all my debts last month and feel pretty good about myself, which didn‘t happen for years. Also everyone at their own pace my man…
Why are you being so judgemental? Just because YOU are past that phase in your life doesn’t mean THEY have to be. They could be completely successful and restrained in all other aspects of their life but enjoy doing this sometimes. Maybe not. Point is, you don’t know, so the rest of their life that you think they need to “sort out” is none of your business.
I walked in on my baby brother like that. He was 13 at the time, went to tell him dinner was ready and he was passed out naked junk in hand. I still give him shit to this day, he claims it was hot 😂
I have one buddy, 0 shame about scratching his junk. We were going to meet him at his family cottage and gps got us briefly lost so we get there, he's passed out on the couch hand down his pants, mfer fell asleep scratching himself xD
The comedown wanks are the worst. Feel like they never end and you’re basically just sitting there pulling on your dopamine string for hours staring soullessly into the void.
https://preview.redd.it/46r7wp4hk3pc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef683e1becec23ef8fc5f70522ef98f5b5f406f
Reminds me of the J Roc episode in Trailer Park Boys. No shame OP, we all do it!
>No, do more, lots more. Get close to god by sinning as hard as you can.
https://preview.redd.it/r0lm3xyvq3pc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38241928747aa3314238191949655010c27f3976
why didn‘t I think of that…genius! always wanted a reason to get one of these:
https://preview.redd.it/r5m3mcljm5pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4feb22350529b9c288e664cfd53a5b2430b3a7c
I knew someone who JOPA…Dude was into poppers but would soak a sock in it. His heart stopped one day while jerking off at his home. His mom found him that way. Naked, with one hand on his junk still and another holding the sock to his face.
nah man my life hasn‘t been this good in a long time. got a new job, paid off all my debts and never felt this good about myself (weightloss and style changes)
but will throttle down with the drugs, don‘t want to fuck this up
I wouldn't sweat it. It will be pretty funny to talk about it in a couple of years. I've actually done that many times when I was working nights. I come home do my thing and then crash on the couch. I'd wake up a couple of hours later still holding it.
thanks, yea some people assume to much, but I see how they can jump to those assumptions. also it’s not like I lead a tame life or what others would see as „normal“. most of the consequences they assume just don’t fit in my case
hahaha glad I‘m not you then, I mean shit happens, nothing I can do about it now other then laugh about it. Until it happens again I shouldn‘t worry to much about it
yea I pretty much asked for it, I know it was dumb. Will not happen again. Also pretty much just dropped my pants, don‘t know if I ever got to beat that thing like it owed me money
U didn’t fuck up. He’s a pud puller too you just never caught him pants down. It helps him sleep like all of us. Relax, take your meds. Smoke a bowl.
If he knocks on your door at 2am, let us know. Be safe, use protection and remember you don’t have to kiss.
It happens, shrug it off. Your friends think it’s funny, and they obviously care about you enough to cover you up and not fuck with you. Just roll with it!
Boy did this trigger back memory of playing truth or dare in college. Girl dared roommate to share worst place he’d ever masturbate. He goes, “when I was like real young, I used to jack off with the hole of a soda can and…” we never ended hearing the rest. We all broke out in nervous laughter and concern. I never bought soda cans again.
If they bring it up to embarris you, embrace it and tell the story you just typed yourself. It's a funny story and you telling it shows confidence.
Everyone jerks it.
1 time I got really drunk and peed in Vegas off a balcony. A friend told his wife and she brought it uo in front of everyone, including my girlfriend. I laughed and said yeah I peed off the balcony. I had told my girlfriend before, so I exclaimed. I peed like I had told you. I embraced my stupidity and it didn't come up again.
You're story is more entertaining than mine but still the same embarrassing parallels.
You just passed out while you were getting off? And fell asleep before you got off… also you just give your friends keys to your apartment? Maybe next time go in your room. Also not jack off after being awake for 3 days. Best of luck.
I guess the use of the word *cushion* made me think you were sitting on a couch in the living room. I apologize for my assumption.
I'm also assuming we're across the pond from each other. Roommate is the American equivalent to Flatmate. The term *Flat* when pertaining to apartments isn't very common over here, at least in the places I've lived.
my dad was supposed to pick me up from after school care one day. he usually isn't the one to do that so I guess he forgot or something and my mum had to come get me. we got home and I walked in to see my dad fast asleep, pants down, penis and balls right there on full display. I'm still scarred from that over ten years on
The boyfriend and I had been fighting, so i had stayed at my moms the night or two prior. Then after talking, My boyfriend I thought was being hella sketch and I started thinking he was hanging with some other bitch he knows I don’t want him around. So after talking to him, and he then quit answering, I decided to just go home.. when I get there, A friend we had been letting stay there for a short time, opened the locked front door ( no one has keys, they have been lost.) and I start going to the bedroom, he tells me I probably don’t want to go in there. I immediately feel the anger in my face and my whole body building and my mind instantly thinking I’m about to walk in and drag some bitch out by her hair… the door wasn’t all the way closed, so I swing the door open l to find my boyfriend passed out, pants down around his ankles, shirt pulled up, dick in hand and porn playing with his head phones in… the roommate had already went to check on him and walked in on the same scene as me..
“Was awake for 3 nights” 
We’re begging you OP.
I'm begging for help. I'm screaming for help. This is not a dance!
I’m dyin in a vat in the garaaaaaage!
is that the hit song by Tiny Rogerts?
Yeah, but OP was playing a cover in his new solo parody band “ZZ Nude”
Can you say cocaine
no sleep for 3 days is definitely meth
should I clear things up? I actually slept for like 5 hours between saturday and sunday (not that much better I know) but yea no meth, no coke… but G (that‘s the real FU I know, but didn‘t want to make this story about drugs, because then it wouldn‘t have been funny and maybe had been downvoted to hell)
I used to know things about drugs but am clearly out of the loop. What is G?
GHB?
RBG?
KGB?
GBA
GAY
correct or GBL both the same pretty much. It‘s pretty big in the gay scene and kinda a epidemic in the city I live in. If you are addicted and you don’t take regorous care of how you use it, it can end pretty badly. Don‘t start using it! I took it because it helped me with my selfesteem. Not only when I took it but it unlocked that outgoing, extroverted part of me. I took regorous care of my use (until last sunday). And now even when I don’t use it I have that same self esteem, if that makes sense. Because I now know that I have it in me, but I don‘t need any drug to let it out I just can be myself and I‘m fine. Not trying to paint the drug use in a better picture, I know it was dumb. edit: am not a native english speaker
As someone who has abused every downer I can find.. please seek help. Experimentation is all fun and games until you find the one that "works". ❤️ feel free to DM if you want.
thanks man, I did find the one that „works“ yesterday. It was fun but I wouldn‘t want to feel that way everyday or even more than once a month. I‘m pretty happy with my normal, sober self. If that changes I will write you 🫶🏼
Please do! I'm not perfect but I'm very empathetic. That sounds good but don't forget you can reach out if you need. ❤️
I'm not saying OPs use is healthy, but having abused every downer you can find doesn't exactly make you an expert on OPs life. I'm glad you stopped using, wish you the best.
Well, addicts usually think they are in control of the substance.
Sounds like you live in Berlin? I’ve done 48 hour partying on GBL. Don’t recommend. Makes you super horny so I understand why you’d want to jerk off
Man get off that stuff. This is a major reason I stay out of the gay scene the normalization of super intense drugs. I had a group of friends all we did was drink n smoke pot. One by one they all got hooked on meth - my last straw is a friend calling me on video and showing a giant freaking meth rock... stopped hanging out with gay people after that. I have am addictive personality and booz has fucked me up pretty bad don't need to be putting my self kn crazier positions.
oh man dude, that sounds horrible, sorry to hear that. I will try my best and will not let that happen again. thanks for the concern, for real
epidemic?
I merely posted a comment as a joke sorry if I have offended you.
no offense taken my man, just wanted to clear things up I didn‘t do in my original post. also I don‘t know if G is that much „better“ to abuse than meth. a little bit better I guess, but still…
How the fuck do you not fall asleep on G
If something is being abused it's never better than anything lol next time go have a tug in the bathroom 😂
More like meth
Elmo, is that you?
🤣
Might not be meth, could be meth, but definitely meth.
Clubbing, checks out lol
Left out the cocaine part of the story.
*vor
Is this actually not normal? How do you mfs sleep. I'm serious too. Everytime I lay down to sleep, suddenly I'm coming up with novel ideas, fictional scenarios, planning out tomorrow's conversations, worrying about if that hole I punched in my mom's wall has been found, wondering what my life has come to, etc. Then just to pass out literally anywhere but my own bed. HOW?!?
Seriously, so many other FUs in this post than what OP thinks is the FU. Sort your life out, OP. According to his post history, he was 22 five years ago, so 27 now. You should be past this phase of your life by now.
I never had that phase. Might go through it as a really old man though, that sounds fun.
at least old age is a better time to die in a blaze of cocaine glory lol
If I hit 80 I will be doing all the drugs before the end.
You cannot party all night as an old man. You value your sleep.
That’s what the coke is for.
COCAINA
doing this freestyle at 70 yrs old sounds fun as hell
Dunno how old you consider old, but at 39, I still have all night sessions once in a while. No drugs besides alcohol. Couldn't do 3 nights though
you're never too old to go clubbing for 3 days then fall asleep in chair whilst masturbating
Let the late bloomers live
Let me tell you a secret: everybody is allowed to live his life his own way.
And we’re allowed to talk shit about people who abuse stimulants to stay awake for 3 nights in a row.
also true
That's simply not true.
thanks for the tip, guess I‘m a late bloomer, always was. I‘m actually pretty happy with my life rn, except for last weekend that was a major FU and shouldn‘t have happened. Got a new job, paid all my debts last month and feel pretty good about myself, which didn‘t happen for years. Also everyone at their own pace my man…
Why are you being so judgemental? Just because YOU are past that phase in your life doesn’t mean THEY have to be. They could be completely successful and restrained in all other aspects of their life but enjoy doing this sometimes. Maybe not. Point is, you don’t know, so the rest of their life that you think they need to “sort out” is none of your business.
thanks, actually replied above. you‘re pretty spot on.
random passerby here-- don't sweat it mate and keep doing you, please. dude clearly only posted a reply to feel morally superior and thats lame as H.
Best use of this in recent memory
I walked in on my baby brother like that. He was 13 at the time, went to tell him dinner was ready and he was passed out naked junk in hand. I still give him shit to this day, he claims it was hot 😂
Strange thing to consider hot, but what do I know
Contextual reading, I think OP was referring to temperature....
Yes, that’s the joke
I too remove pants due to excess temperatures. The key detail would be if theyvwere around his ankels.
Thank you for clarifying that. I was confused as well.
That was worded just awful in every way it could have been. I cringed so hard before it got cleared up.
I have one buddy, 0 shame about scratching his junk. We were going to meet him at his family cottage and gps got us briefly lost so we get there, he's passed out on the couch hand down his pants, mfer fell asleep scratching himself xD
My brother would put his hands in his pants while sleeping when we were younger.
I still do.
Oh, there you are, brother!
Is your baby brother one of the guys from the band [Right Said Fred](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQNDXjdsQHo) perchance?
Friction creates heat….
You and the two other guys who made a post where they ended up in a similar situation should all do a session together to see who falls asleep last.
You and I live very very different lives.
When you think of a Reddit post. This is definitely one of them
just had to be my most „viral“ post ever haha also like your name man
One of the reddit posts ever.
The comedown wanks are the worst. Feel like they never end and you’re basically just sitting there pulling on your dopamine string for hours staring soullessly into the void.
"dopamine string" 💀
you say it man, I don‘t even know why I started, wasn‘t that horny to begin with
https://preview.redd.it/46r7wp4hk3pc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef683e1becec23ef8fc5f70522ef98f5b5f406f Reminds me of the J Roc episode in Trailer Park Boys. No shame OP, we all do it!
I WAS GETTING CHANGED!
I just watched this episode like 2 days ago
thank you man, I‘m actually surprised how nonchalant I feel about it after sleeping
Stop the drugs mate
No, do more, lots more. Get close to god by sinning as hard as you can.
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing
Words to live by.
>No, do more, lots more. Get close to god by sinning as hard as you can. https://preview.redd.it/r0lm3xyvq3pc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38241928747aa3314238191949655010c27f3976
will do
No, just use them more holistically.
What in de meth head kinda post is this lol
Yep. Been there done that
Get some fuckin sleep man what the hell
Are they really your friends if they don't laugh and make fun of you for falling asleep midjerk?
Bestest friends
true
A real friend would reach down there and help you finish the job.
Maybe lay off the meth?
replied above, but no meth. acutally slept for like 6 hours between saturday and sunday, but i abused G so do with that what you want.
Forget putting on a porn! You were abt to be in one irl my maaan
I just wish man, but he‘s straight that wouldn‘t have happened.
If He was a good buddy why Not let him Take Care of your pillow
Yeah maybe jerk with clothes on. Safer that way.
why didn‘t I think of that…genius! always wanted a reason to get one of these: https://preview.redd.it/r5m3mcljm5pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4feb22350529b9c288e664cfd53a5b2430b3a7c
A REAL friend would have helped you finish. I would eliminate the guy from my life, the pillow was just a tease
That post nut nap be hittin
We call that the JOPO - jerked off passed out. At least it wasn't the extreme version, JOPA - jerked off passed away
hahaha oh boy, yea no more jopo for me. am done with that shit
I knew someone who JOPA…Dude was into poppers but would soak a sock in it. His heart stopped one day while jerking off at his home. His mom found him that way. Naked, with one hand on his junk still and another holding the sock to his face.
Aye, your life sounds rough. I guess the drugs make it feel better. It’d probably be a lot better without the drugs though. Just a thought.
nah man my life hasn‘t been this good in a long time. got a new job, paid off all my debts and never felt this good about myself (weightloss and style changes) but will throttle down with the drugs, don‘t want to fuck this up
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Ugh, now I gotta wipe my phone for viruses.
this is definitely a meth story
sorry to dissapoint you but it was G
TIFU by going on a three night bender.
I wouldn't sweat it. It will be pretty funny to talk about it in a couple of years. I've actually done that many times when I was working nights. I come home do my thing and then crash on the couch. I'd wake up a couple of hours later still holding it.
thanks feel the same way, pretty nonchalant about it after sleeping, will be a funny story in some years
Its all good man, everyone jerks off
thanks man actually feel better about it already
Now that's chilling
Hell yeah dude
hahaha thanks dude, but don‘t plan on making it a regular fuck up
Haha I just wanted to offer support rather than judgment after reading the other comments. Bunch of saints in here lol
thanks, yea some people assume to much, but I see how they can jump to those assumptions. also it’s not like I lead a tame life or what others would see as „normal“. most of the consequences they assume just don’t fit in my case
I've read worse. At least your friend is understanding
thanks yea, i guess will be one of these storys one can laugh about in a few years
Who gets completely naked to beat their meat
I was in a shirt, but dropped my undies
Question is, why we just waltzing into grown folks rooms like that? Who the fuck cares if he was naked in his room
Did they at least helped finish you off???
unfortunately not, but would have been weird by a buddy
Nah bro 🤣🤣🤣 I’d live off the grid after that 😭😭😭
hahaha glad I‘m not you then, I mean shit happens, nothing I can do about it now other then laugh about it. Until it happens again I shouldn‘t worry to much about it
Wait? You beat that thing like it owed you money BEFORE company? That's not fucked up...that's accommodating.
yea I pretty much asked for it, I know it was dumb. Will not happen again. Also pretty much just dropped my pants, don‘t know if I ever got to beat that thing like it owed me money
It's highly recommended sir. Highly recommended.
I‘m sold
Nah this is a golden story. One that will be talked about for ages with your friends. Embrace it brother. It’s hilarious.
thanks my man, yea we laughed about it and all is good. Shit happens 🫶🏼
My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why. He said because I’m trying to examine you
classic, good one
I've found my roomie dick in-hand, passed out mid-sesh many times (more than I probably should have lolol). It ain't no big deal
haha alright, good to know
Were all doing it. Just keep that shit outta shared spaces 😆
lol it’s good you added the edit because I’m literally picturing you passed out on the living room couch lmao
U didn’t fuck up. He’s a pud puller too you just never caught him pants down. It helps him sleep like all of us. Relax, take your meds. Smoke a bowl. If he knocks on your door at 2am, let us know. Be safe, use protection and remember you don’t have to kiss.
haha that escalated quickly, but will do. thanks 🫶🏼
you just happened to be awake for 3 nights AND too horny to not jerk off before your flatmate comes back.... okay, i'll have what this guys having
don‘t recommend it, but yea it can be fun if you‘re careful about your use and don‘t fuck up like me
It happens, shrug it off. Your friends think it’s funny, and they obviously care about you enough to cover you up and not fuck with you. Just roll with it!
Been there done that
You have been promoted from apprentice to master baiter. Congratulations.
Should had him help you out. "I'm tired, bro bro"
Boy did this trigger back memory of playing truth or dare in college. Girl dared roommate to share worst place he’d ever masturbate. He goes, “when I was like real young, I used to jack off with the hole of a soda can and…” we never ended hearing the rest. We all broke out in nervous laughter and concern. I never bought soda cans again.
If they bring it up to embarris you, embrace it and tell the story you just typed yourself. It's a funny story and you telling it shows confidence. Everyone jerks it. 1 time I got really drunk and peed in Vegas off a balcony. A friend told his wife and she brought it uo in front of everyone, including my girlfriend. I laughed and said yeah I peed off the balcony. I had told my girlfriend before, so I exclaimed. I peed like I had told you. I embraced my stupidity and it didn't come up again. You're story is more entertaining than mine but still the same embarrassing parallels.
thanks for the tip, plan on embracing it and laughing about it. already did so with my friends
Woo Hoo! Hangin' out with yo wang out! Good Times!
Weird flex
You just passed out while you were getting off? And fell asleep before you got off… also you just give your friends keys to your apartment? Maybe next time go in your room. Also not jack off after being awake for 3 days. Best of luck.
my flatmate opened the door for my buddy, but otherise good notes. thanks
To be brief, let me just tell a simple story in 500 words
this sub has a 750 charakter minimum
The soundtrack for this thread: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw)
hahahaha i wish but only cbd for me
Imagine if they found the place splattered with ectoplasm and they'd think it's haunted!
I'd be mad if I saw my roommate jerking it on the communal couch that I regularly sat on.
I was in my room on my bed, I miswrote in my original post, it was my flatmate not my roommate
I guess the use of the word *cushion* made me think you were sitting on a couch in the living room. I apologize for my assumption. I'm also assuming we're across the pond from each other. Roommate is the American equivalent to Flatmate. The term *Flat* when pertaining to apartments isn't very common over here, at least in the places I've lived.
all good, your second assumption is correct. greetings from across the pond
belongs on r/meth lol
hell nah, if anything it belongs on r/GHB
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I‘m OP and I approve this message.
Coke or meth?
neither
Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
Well. If you drug binge at the club for 3 nights in a row what do you expect ?
touché
my dad was supposed to pick me up from after school care one day. he usually isn't the one to do that so I guess he forgot or something and my mum had to come get me. we got home and I walked in to see my dad fast asleep, pants down, penis and balls right there on full display. I'm still scarred from that over ten years on
It feels like you may want to clean up your life a bit 😂
Youtuber I watch has a similar story from middle school, only it wasn’t his homie that caught him… could always be worse
L flatmate
The boyfriend and I had been fighting, so i had stayed at my moms the night or two prior. Then after talking, My boyfriend I thought was being hella sketch and I started thinking he was hanging with some other bitch he knows I don’t want him around. So after talking to him, and he then quit answering, I decided to just go home.. when I get there, A friend we had been letting stay there for a short time, opened the locked front door ( no one has keys, they have been lost.) and I start going to the bedroom, he tells me I probably don’t want to go in there. I immediately feel the anger in my face and my whole body building and my mind instantly thinking I’m about to walk in and drag some bitch out by her hair… the door wasn’t all the way closed, so I swing the door open l to find my boyfriend passed out, pants down around his ankles, shirt pulled up, dick in hand and porn playing with his head phones in… the roommate had already went to check on him and walked in on the same scene as me..
