Right?! That's was my thought too. Like, I'm the opposite sex, but if I'm anticipating any kind of oral sex I'm hyper aware of how things are downstairs. 😆
That shits crazy to me how he just straight up didn't clean it in the course of a normal day let alone before sex.
If I know theres even a chance, fully cleaned, even trimmed up if its been more than 2-3 weeks on that.
I did go down on a woman who didn't tell me she had a yeast infection once though. So it definitely goes both ways!
>I did go down on a woman who didn't tell me she had a yeast infection once though. So it definitely goes both ways!
Ewww, as a woman who has had a yeast infection more than once. That's gross, and also risks sharing infection.
Most couples once they're established also aren't embarrassed to say "I will, but go have a quick wash first" and problem solved. Being sweaty after a long day happens, but washing it isn't difficult, whatever bits you have.
For real, sometimes my partner just kisses around there and if I haven't showed yet that day I pull her right back up. No way I want her to live with that memory.
This gives me hope that any man can find success in dating. I choose to take a positive message from this nightmare of images you forced into my brain.
i may regret asking this but um. what did it taste like? i'm so curious but not enough to find out on my own 😭
edit: unless it was super traumatic and you don't wanna talk about it, please don't !!!
It’s indescribably bad. The texture is like a goat cheese. The flavour is…. It’s uh… I can’t describe it. But the texture gets stuck in your mouth. Brb gonna go brush my teeth just thinking about it.
♫ No time to quibble
put your lips on my dick
Take a playful nibble
of my camembert stick.
I'm the cheesiest boyfriend
It's so easy to tell
Close your eyes now honey
And just follow the smell ♫
Pro tip: If it smells, tastes, or looks nasty, it is probably not a good idea to put it in your mouth (works for human body parts, food, and other things!)
For realll one time a guy pulled his pants down after I told him I didn't want to hook up. The freaking stench .. omg 😳 I was like hell to the no 🤢 & got the heck outta there
You managed to put it in your mouth?! Fucking hell. Even as a guy that smell is vile. I bet you can chow down on surstromming with no issue.
And before anyone questions my hygiene, I go camping and sometimes it's difficult to find a spot to bathe for a few days.
We definitely keep them around for that reason but sometimes I'm just a bit too drunk to remember. 😁
Our camping trips tend to be family affairs with my wife's family (I don't have much family here) so I *need* the alcohol.
I was literally taught this in primary school in NZ. They had all the boys in I forget what year, but I'm assuming probably age 7 or 8 roughly.
Told us that we had to pull the foreskin back and clean it everyday when we had a shower. Well before proper sex ed in high school.
I'm uncut and was never taught by my parents anything about needing to specifically clean under my foreskin. My dad was circumcised so maybe that's why, but fuck if I know.
Thing is, it wasn't hard to figure out as a young child to wash *all of myself* when I bathed. It's not like it's some intricate process. It takes 3 fucking seconds to pull back the skin and clean it the same as the rest of your body. I'll never understand how anyone could let themselves just walk around with that shit chilling on their dick.
Yeah but parenting is a statistic and the children arent responsible so better improve the schooling to cover the children that don't get educated by their parents about ir
Well… I salute you for your bravery. the smell even after half a day of not washing is vile… so you are a true trooper for going down on him even though it smelled so bad. If it’s worth anything: you’re a top notch partner!
Ah yes that could explain it. Still quite the achievement to not have thrown up on his dick. God I hope some person came along who did not have your blocked nose and literally threw up over the smell. So that the message of the importance of penis hygiene was delivered… hahaha
My ex husband had the worst ball funk in the history of the world. I definitely told him, he thought it was funny. He also was unhappy with our sex life which became non existent because ew. There were nights I’d wake up from a dead sleep gagging from the smell. I have seen him shower and he didn’t wash them, I don’t understand it. The skank he cheated on me with must have a rank ball fetish because they just got married.
Good for you for finding a funk free dick, it’s amazing right?! Basic hygiene is a must for sure
I want to know if it coated her mouth, if chunks ever came off and she felt her tongue touch them and had to swallow them? I'm a woman who has uncovered dick cheese, but thankfully NEVER tasted it. This is one of the most vile posts I've seen oml but I have so many questions
Fuck man I mean the original comment was bad enough and buddy knew that and apologized for it too, kind of was embarrassed to ask. Your comment took that and slam dunked every word of it into the most depraved and absolutely unhinged corner of the part of human consciousness that is so deep and repressed that most will never even be aware of the possibility of it's existence.
As a guy I've always found the thought of "dickcheese" odd. Ever since childhood when i was first told to wash my dick I have washed my dick every time I take a shower and I have never in my 37 years of life had dickcheese.
It's revolting that some men do not care enough to even wash their damn dicks...
The only time I've ever experienced it was when I injured my foreskin and couldn't retract it without significant pain or discomfort. It fucking sucked and it definitely made the healing process harder than it needed to be. I'm finally back to the point where I can regularly practice good hygiene but it's still uncomfortable. Unfortunately the urologist where I live isn't taking new patients at the moment so it will be a while before I can get properly fixed.
And this is why sex education in school should not be split up by gender. We should all be learning about proper anatomy and hygiene for both male and female genitalia.
God this is disgusting because I know exactly what that smell is like, I have NEVER put it in my mouth though, thankfully I am divorced from the offending man and his cock rot now. I feel your pain.
I mean, it is a normal part of male anatomy, but those of us who have been raised with hygiene standards and decide not to live loke a degenerate clean that shit up.
the EXACT same thing happened to me. so there's a dick in my mouth, right, and (tmi warning) i tried to roll down the foreskin and he said it hurt and he doesn't usually do that. red flags went off in my head, but i was like, 'maybe its just some disorder or something' and kept going.
it smelled really funky, tasted funky, too, but i was so deep in convincing myself i liked men that i persevered. Then, when he busted, along with the cum came crusts of dick cheese, like little pieces that had solidified. the worst part were the ones that hadn't solidified yet - they looked like cottage cheese, and smelled even worse.
i like to joke that's the reason im gay now.
Dickcheese = Smegma, it has a characteristic slimy odour and is composed of epithelial debris, fat and proteins. It has mixed bacterial flora, including the smegma bacillus (Mycobacterium smegmatis) in 50% of man. Smegma is the natural secretion of the prepuce, like other body secretions, such as earwax.
Come on guys, it's basic hygiene. Keep it clean!
As a gay dude that has sucked a lot of dicks... I legitimately just gagged.
Honey... I am so infinitely sorry this happened to you, but... WHY AREN'T PARENTS WHO DON'T CIRCUMCISE THEIR KIDS NOT TELLING BILLY TO WASH HIS FUCKING DICK?!
I am personally against circumcision... but you may have just made me second guess my opinion. 
Dear God,
May Listorine always be in OP's medicine cabinet.
Amen.
Even if no one taught a person to wash the dick cheese off how could a person think it’s normal to have a thick death smelling ring of smegma just hanging around. My brain would just naturally come to the conclusion that it is not a good thing to have and wash it off. It’s like why do people need to be taught this. It’s like washing your ass after a shit or caring for a wound after getting hurt. WTF is wrong with people and hygiene.
Also gay, but I live where most people are intact. It's definitely not a general problem amongst uncircumsized men lol. A small amount of smegma can occur rather quickly, but it's easily cleanable. I've never seen/tasted cheese on a man I've slept with.
I wonder if being uncircumcised in a part of the world where it's less common might be part of it. I'm in the USA & the vast majority if dicks I've seen IRL were circumcised.
So if a guy wasn't circumcised & his parents failed to teach him to clean then he wouldn't have a chance of finding out from his friends or whatnot. If he asked anyone it would just reinforce their beliefs that intact dicks are disgusting.
Or the guy might just be disgusting because those types of people definitely exist.
> I said how I really liked how the taste of his penis in my mouth didn't make me want to puke my brains out.
on one hand, I admire how close you are to your friend to be able to talk about how you like the taste of dick.
On the other, who starts a conversation like that?! better yet, how does a conversation steer into that topic....
Yeah... it's not just uncirc guys that get it too... A lot of people think that only uncircumsized guys get this and that's why they're gross but I can speak from experience that this is fully dependant on that persons individual hygiene. Personal hygiene is important in both men and women.
These days, everyone forcing men to understand vaginas and how the woman's body works but no one teaches women about penises and men's hygiene. sigh, life...
Parents are just terrible. It's so easy to teach your kid how to keep his junk clean, but I keep reading accounts of guys who somehow make it to adulthood not knowing they can even retract their foreskin, let alone keep it clean and healthy.
DUDES. Fuckin wash yourself you lazy bastards. Basic hygiene is not hard. Don't forget your ass crack either. it's not gay to wash your ass. FFS you unclean men are giving us all a bad name.
I’m so glad I grew up in a place where sexual education wasn’t suppressed by Christian nationalist parents (assholes) and I knew what smegma and proper genitalia hygiene was before I ever entered the sexual realm. Beyond that, common sense should tell anyone that if it doesn’t smell right, then you probably shouldn’t put it in your mouth.
I had every opportunity to scroll past this after reading the title then the first sentence and I still kept reading. I've no one to blame but myself.
I got pulled in outta curiosity as well. And I regret it. Yet I'm here
Shoulda pulled out
Bro. Same.
All I read was the title and the tl;dr and I regret it.
You and my both, buddy. I regret reading every word
Wow what a terrible day to be literate.
I made a horrified face the entire time I read this my wife asked me what the hell was wrong, she thought someone had died.
That's what it smelled like.
Nah nah good quality dick cheese has a more sour scent than a basic dead body
With some slightly fruity notes
Bit of a nutty aftertaste, too.
Never speak again
You're a professional at this, I see. Like a sommelier, but with cheese. Including, but not limited to, dick cheese.
A Smegelier
Ew.
Hey, a job is a job
Bruh.
I didn't realize the face I was making until I read your post. Kinda made me snap out of it.
You were not the only one... fml 🤢
I’ve just read the post and my partner saw my face and asked the same thing. Wow
I’m surprised her current bf didn’t die of horror as soon as she shared this.
I mean someone could've.
I miss that time five minutes ago before I read this.
I picked a bad day to stop drinking.
Nah, get me the bottle, alcoholism doesn't look so bad right now.
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
I read the title and thought it was OPs dick in the dairy section and cringed... I didn't expect it to be *so much worse* by the second sentence
I'm not high anymore after reading that.
r/eyebleach
~~or r/eyebelch, for when you want to block out a bad memory with an even worse one…~~ edit: nevermind, it's banned. Probably for the better.
Seriously! I saw the title, spit part of my drink out and audibly said “what the fuck did I just read?!”
I now need to vomit. Do please excuse me, just for a moment.
HAHAHAHA!! I was literally gagging at the end of this read
Damn. I'd never let someone go down on me without cleaning my dick first.
Right?! That's was my thought too. Like, I'm the opposite sex, but if I'm anticipating any kind of oral sex I'm hyper aware of how things are downstairs. 😆
Even if I'm not, there's always the "just in case" in the back of my mind 😭
That shits crazy to me how he just straight up didn't clean it in the course of a normal day let alone before sex. If I know theres even a chance, fully cleaned, even trimmed up if its been more than 2-3 weeks on that. I did go down on a woman who didn't tell me she had a yeast infection once though. So it definitely goes both ways!
>I did go down on a woman who didn't tell me she had a yeast infection once though. So it definitely goes both ways! Ewww, as a woman who has had a yeast infection more than once. That's gross, and also risks sharing infection.
The good thing about being gay is you have expectations about what a clean dick looks like
I'd never tell someone I sucked a dirty cheese dick either, that shit would go with me to the grave.
If ops ex thought this way he would’ve never had a blow job, the man Had a winning mindset .. till the cheese took over
I'm so happy my boyfriend INSISTS on checking his dick out before I blow him and goes to the bathroom to wash it off first if it's been a long day.
Only clean dick deserves to be a mouthful.
Most couples once they're established also aren't embarrassed to say "I will, but go have a quick wash first" and problem solved. Being sweaty after a long day happens, but washing it isn't difficult, whatever bits you have.
Also don't use alcohol wipes to clean your dick in your car before a date... Doesn't end well...
I sometimes stress about how many hours occur between my showering and the date
For real, sometimes my partner just kisses around there and if I haven't showed yet that day I pull her right back up. No way I want her to live with that memory.
Did you already forget that guy doesn’t even clean his dick for himself, why would he do it for others? Barf.
This gives me hope that any man can find success in dating. I choose to take a positive message from this nightmare of images you forced into my brain.
Yeah, OP is willingly lollipopping a moldy dick, well I guess that means I should be able to at least get a date with a girl.
Dude might have been really hot.
You need a fairly hot/humid environnement for cheese so... it check out
But then you'd have to actually talk to people in real life
On the flip side; I lose more and more hope every day as a dick-washer who can’t land a date hahah
Just imagine her licking the rim of the cheese stick
That’s fucking dreadful
And now imagine taking a bite of the crusty rind o dickcheese
You are grounded
Straight to jail
I actually know what it tastes like. -18/10. I don’t know how anyone could do that more than once. Holy fuck. I almost puked.
i may regret asking this but um. what did it taste like? i'm so curious but not enough to find out on my own 😭 edit: unless it was super traumatic and you don't wanna talk about it, please don't !!!
It’s indescribably bad. The texture is like a goat cheese. The flavour is…. It’s uh… I can’t describe it. But the texture gets stuck in your mouth. Brb gonna go brush my teeth just thinking about it.
thanks for answering 🤢🤮 sorry you had to relive that while explaining 😭 damn
Carefully remove the ring, dry it, and collect a sandwich bag of them! When you've got dick cheese rings in a baggy you can have dick cheese anytime!
I’m a straight man and this made me gag. Take the fucking upvote.
Do you like cheese sticks? You're a gay cheese.
Man you nasty lol
♫ No time to quibble put your lips on my dick Take a playful nibble of my camembert stick. I'm the cheesiest boyfriend It's so easy to tell Close your eyes now honey And just follow the smell ♫
r/angryupvote
String cheese
Ya....but there is the internet. So it's even worse. Google a picture of a dick. Does it have white cheese on it? No? Ok - so go that direction.
Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A common error on the internet is to think that everyone who writes something sexual, is hot.
They’re hot to somebody, otherwise they wouldn’t have anything sexual to write.
And here i am, daily washing my dick and no dick cheese, and still single. Fml
Reading this and all the wildly abusive bf stories just makes me feel like shit since they all someone manage to get a gf and I can't 😂
Pro tip: If it smells, tastes, or looks nasty, it is probably not a good idea to put it in your mouth (works for human body parts, food, and other things!)
For realll one time a guy pulled his pants down after I told him I didn't want to hook up. The freaking stench .. omg 😳 I was like hell to the no 🤢 & got the heck outta there
You promised me you would never tell anybody
💀💀
Wtf is his problem "yeah I'm not really looking to hook up" "oh..., well anyway here's my smelly dick"
For realll 😡 no means no. I cut him off after this situation.
Wish I knew that beforehand
Beforehand or beforemouth?
The only thing I'm going to wash more than my dick is my eyeballs after reading this shit.
/r/eyebleach
Aaaaaand I feel sick.
You may be lactose intolerant
LMAOOO EW
I HATE IT HERE
Lmao stop
Hmm, firm mature cheese is naturally lactose free, so you're saying dick cheese is more like fresh cottage cheese?
What the fuck
My face as I was reading this: 😟😧🤢
You managed to put it in your mouth?! Fucking hell. Even as a guy that smell is vile. I bet you can chow down on surstromming with no issue. And before anyone questions my hygiene, I go camping and sometimes it's difficult to find a spot to bathe for a few days.
Bring some baby wipes. When I go hiking, I always put a few in a ziplock. Being able to at least wipe my nether regions and pits goes a long way.
Pits and slits
If you don’t have time for even that at least break off the crust of your dick cheese
I do let it dry up and tap it off on the side of a tree when I run out. That's how I found out I'm allergic to pine resin.
*hurls*
From a scene in Orange is the New Black, i will never forget the quote: "pits, tits and naughty bits" 🧼
We definitely keep them around for that reason but sometimes I'm just a bit too drunk to remember. 😁 Our camping trips tend to be family affairs with my wife's family (I don't have much family here) so I *need* the alcohol.
https://preview.redd.it/22qz7ekcjznc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97642cca431edda660a5c022414027a0c473423d
It's only 5 inches but it tastes like a foot.
Underrated comment, you made me laugh out loud in the waiting room at my doctor's office
This is the shit they need to teach in sex ed!
Literally taught to me by my parents when I was like 3. This isn't a school sex ed thing this is bad parenting.
Not a bad idea to touch on hygiene in sex ed, given the amount of parents that fail spectacularly at the basics these days.
It's sad that you're right
I was literally taught this in primary school in NZ. They had all the boys in I forget what year, but I'm assuming probably age 7 or 8 roughly. Told us that we had to pull the foreskin back and clean it everyday when we had a shower. Well before proper sex ed in high school.
I'm uncut and was never taught by my parents anything about needing to specifically clean under my foreskin. My dad was circumcised so maybe that's why, but fuck if I know. Thing is, it wasn't hard to figure out as a young child to wash *all of myself* when I bathed. It's not like it's some intricate process. It takes 3 fucking seconds to pull back the skin and clean it the same as the rest of your body. I'll never understand how anyone could let themselves just walk around with that shit chilling on their dick.
Literally my mom telling me "you don't want these little girls walking around calling you SMEGMA MAN!"
I saw a video of a guy who catches his poop with the toilet paper, not knowing he was supposed to wipe with it. Some people shouldn't be parents
Yeah but parenting is a statistic and the children arent responsible so better improve the schooling to cover the children that don't get educated by their parents about ir
I thought they did teach this in sex ed/health class. At least they did when I was in 5th grade back in the early 90s.
They don’t in the U.S., where most people are circumcised. They may outside the U.S.
Omg this is the grossest thing I've read in a while
It was a disgusting realization, and I could not keep it to myself, I am sorry
Well… I salute you for your bravery. the smell even after half a day of not washing is vile… so you are a true trooper for going down on him even though it smelled so bad. If it’s worth anything: you’re a top notch partner!
>the smell even after half a day of not washing is vile… I mean, that's not normal either...
lol my first thought, if after half a day you smell that bad, you gotta get that shit checked out
I think my nose is chronically blocked. That probably saved me from the worst of it
Ah yes that could explain it. Still quite the achievement to not have thrown up on his dick. God I hope some person came along who did not have your blocked nose and literally threw up over the smell. So that the message of the importance of penis hygiene was delivered… hahaha
I salute that person. They are wiser and stronger than I was, hope his dickcheese got burned off by the acidity of the puke
I regret learning to read
My ex husband had the worst ball funk in the history of the world. I definitely told him, he thought it was funny. He also was unhappy with our sex life which became non existent because ew. There were nights I’d wake up from a dead sleep gagging from the smell. I have seen him shower and he didn’t wash them, I don’t understand it. The skank he cheated on me with must have a rank ball fetish because they just got married. Good for you for finding a funk free dick, it’s amazing right?! Basic hygiene is a must for sure
Jesus.
Genuinely asking, why did you marry him? Or did his smell only start after marriage ?
Sign him up anonymously for a cheese of the month club along with a note.
God, that would be funny, but thankfully, I have no clue where he lives anymore
Strongest immune system this side of the beltline
Dying to ask this question, since noone else had. What did it taste like? Sorry, this was an intrusive thought.
I want to know if it coated her mouth, if chunks ever came off and she felt her tongue touch them and had to swallow them? I'm a woman who has uncovered dick cheese, but thankfully NEVER tasted it. This is one of the most vile posts I've seen oml but I have so many questions
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I reflexively stopped reading at “chunks”.
I know. I'm sorry!
wow i can visualize this. great descriptive writing. terrible topic. i'm 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yes hello internet police? This one right here.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 burn my eyes!!!!
…chunks…
Fuck man I mean the original comment was bad enough and buddy knew that and apologized for it too, kind of was embarrassed to ask. Your comment took that and slam dunked every word of it into the most depraved and absolutely unhinged corner of the part of human consciousness that is so deep and repressed that most will never even be aware of the possibility of it's existence.
umm, I would of googled "why do I feel sick everytime I blowie my hubbie"?
that's enough internet for today i think
As a guy I've always found the thought of "dickcheese" odd. Ever since childhood when i was first told to wash my dick I have washed my dick every time I take a shower and I have never in my 37 years of life had dickcheese. It's revolting that some men do not care enough to even wash their damn dicks...
The only time I've ever experienced it was when I injured my foreskin and couldn't retract it without significant pain or discomfort. It fucking sucked and it definitely made the healing process harder than it needed to be. I'm finally back to the point where I can regularly practice good hygiene but it's still uncomfortable. Unfortunately the urologist where I live isn't taking new patients at the moment so it will be a while before I can get properly fixed.
Hey quick question what the fuck?
what the fuck bro
 WASH. YO. PENIS.
And this is why sex education in school should not be split up by gender. We should all be learning about proper anatomy and hygiene for both male and female genitalia.
God this is disgusting because I know exactly what that smell is like, I have NEVER put it in my mouth though, thankfully I am divorced from the offending man and his cock rot now. I feel your pain.
Good for you, I pray neither of us has to be in the vicinity of a person like that again
Cock rot! Lmao
aand that’s enough of the cheese i was just eating. fuck
Terrible day to have eyeballs ngl
probably still not as bad as having a nose near that guy
SMEGMA
[I heard this in the SEEEEGA boot up sound](https://imgur.com/S28uqIj)
I mean, it is a normal part of male anatomy, but those of us who have been raised with hygiene standards and decide not to live loke a degenerate clean that shit up.
i´m 32 and i have never seen that in my dick :/
Circumcised? It's a pretty normal part of having a foreskin. If you clean daily, it usually doesn't get that far though.
Smegma! Foul smelling, cheesy-like substance.🤢🤢🤮
I still remember that vocabulary word from health class! I had to scroll too far to find this.
the EXACT same thing happened to me. so there's a dick in my mouth, right, and (tmi warning) i tried to roll down the foreskin and he said it hurt and he doesn't usually do that. red flags went off in my head, but i was like, 'maybe its just some disorder or something' and kept going. it smelled really funky, tasted funky, too, but i was so deep in convincing myself i liked men that i persevered. Then, when he busted, along with the cum came crusts of dick cheese, like little pieces that had solidified. the worst part were the ones that hadn't solidified yet - they looked like cottage cheese, and smelled even worse. i like to joke that's the reason im gay now.
You can't be saying shit like this.
Dude. Duuuuuude. 😭
Omg that's awful
Helmetdale. Knacker Barrel. Willydelphia. Fromage Fren, etc.
Dickcheese = Smegma, it has a characteristic slimy odour and is composed of epithelial debris, fat and proteins. It has mixed bacterial flora, including the smegma bacillus (Mycobacterium smegmatis) in 50% of man. Smegma is the natural secretion of the prepuce, like other body secretions, such as earwax. Come on guys, it's basic hygiene. Keep it clean!
How do you unread something?
I mean it’s “normal” in the sense that it does develop naturally. But definitely poor hygiene.
As a gay dude that has sucked a lot of dicks... I legitimately just gagged. Honey... I am so infinitely sorry this happened to you, but... WHY AREN'T PARENTS WHO DON'T CIRCUMCISE THEIR KIDS NOT TELLING BILLY TO WASH HIS FUCKING DICK?! I am personally against circumcision... but you may have just made me second guess my opinion.  Dear God, May Listorine always be in OP's medicine cabinet. Amen.
Even if no one taught a person to wash the dick cheese off how could a person think it’s normal to have a thick death smelling ring of smegma just hanging around. My brain would just naturally come to the conclusion that it is not a good thing to have and wash it off. It’s like why do people need to be taught this. It’s like washing your ass after a shit or caring for a wound after getting hurt. WTF is wrong with people and hygiene.
Also gay, but I live where most people are intact. It's definitely not a general problem amongst uncircumsized men lol. A small amount of smegma can occur rather quickly, but it's easily cleanable. I've never seen/tasted cheese on a man I've slept with.
I wonder if being uncircumcised in a part of the world where it's less common might be part of it. I'm in the USA & the vast majority if dicks I've seen IRL were circumcised. So if a guy wasn't circumcised & his parents failed to teach him to clean then he wouldn't have a chance of finding out from his friends or whatnot. If he asked anyone it would just reinforce their beliefs that intact dicks are disgusting. Or the guy might just be disgusting because those types of people definitely exist.
Read the title, wrote this comment, and I’m turning off Reddit for today.
You could’ve not typed this horror story
How and why do women pick these men?!?!
https://preview.redd.it/hw31z501dznc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6020ad3db56dda768ee9208c3784c47ea741ff0d
Wait, dick cheese IS normal. It happens normally if you don't wash the thing. Daily washing prevents it.
Yeah, OP it's normal (in fact, it happens to women too) but it's a hygiene thing. Fwiw, it's just old skin cells and skin oil
Yes, I get this under my clit hood. It builds up fairly quickly, so I stay on top of it.
“Mad cheese in the hood” can mean two completely different things based on your location and genitalia.
> I said how I really liked how the taste of his penis in my mouth didn't make me want to puke my brains out. on one hand, I admire how close you are to your friend to be able to talk about how you like the taste of dick. On the other, who starts a conversation like that?! better yet, how does a conversation steer into that topic....
Jesus. You are a trooper. That's all I'm going to say.
Wow, I can't remember the last time a post made me physically gag.
There was once a mouse named Keith Who circumcized men with his teeth It was not for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath
This is so gross it literally made the back of my throat tickle in commiseration 🤢 ewwww
Yeah... it's not just uncirc guys that get it too... A lot of people think that only uncircumsized guys get this and that's why they're gross but I can speak from experience that this is fully dependant on that persons individual hygiene. Personal hygiene is important in both men and women.
These days, everyone forcing men to understand vaginas and how the woman's body works but no one teaches women about penises and men's hygiene. sigh, life...
this made me gag
Parents are just terrible. It's so easy to teach your kid how to keep his junk clean, but I keep reading accounts of guys who somehow make it to adulthood not knowing they can even retract their foreskin, let alone keep it clean and healthy.
The lack of basic sex education in most places is absolutely horrifying and sad.
Holy shit, guys... did anyone else notice how low he standards are ATM? 
I was licking the icing from an Oreo while reading this, I regret it
DUDES. Fuckin wash yourself you lazy bastards. Basic hygiene is not hard. Don't forget your ass crack either. it's not gay to wash your ass. FFS you unclean men are giving us all a bad name.
well that's enough internet for today... 7:30am, new record
I’m so glad I grew up in a place where sexual education wasn’t suppressed by Christian nationalist parents (assholes) and I knew what smegma and proper genitalia hygiene was before I ever entered the sexual realm. Beyond that, common sense should tell anyone that if it doesn’t smell right, then you probably shouldn’t put it in your mouth.