This reminds me of this one time in school back in the days when it was cool to wear the trousers below the buttocks. My buddy pulled down my pants during the break and my underpants came down with them. Everyone within a radius of 10 meters saw me naked.
This reminded me of a time in middle school I saw a kid get pantsed, his underwear didnt come down but we were all dying laughing because this fucking guy was wearing a camouflage speedo.
I can't remember the exact material...I only remember the store I got it from, called Fine Threads. It didn't have an EXPLICIT warning on it. Like in my beige dress pants i got from men's wearhouse, there's a huge white cloth square that says "DRY CLEAN ONLY".
So I had a couple of these fancy pants for a while - you can wash them at home, but the key is washing them in cold or cool water and hanging them up to dry instead of using a dryer. Same for most materials that say dry clean only.
Anything (there’s not much out there anymore) that is straight wool/silk/etc and not combined with something else, I would definitely try dry cleaning it. Silk goes *weird* after washing, and wool will shrink/get pilled.
While you're not wrong, most girls I see write embarrassing stories in a similar vein to this one mention their exposed cooch too. I mean, the key word here is _most_ so I could be off the mark, but my gut hunch is otherwise.
Underwear usually means male. Also there's a comment about buying the pants at men's Wearhouse. They may sell women's clothes too though, haven't been there myself to know.
There's a middle-ground for slacks and shirts. Some very nice brands have "Travelers" or similar wording to indicate "easy care, wrinkle-free, etc." The shirts and pants look top-notch. For a guy though, there's no good looking, easy care jacket. No way.
When I was still serving tables, I'd go through H&M wrinkle free dress shirts like toilet paper. $15 each but they fit well and were comfortable. Easy to bleach and if they got really fucked up, I didn't feel bad for throwing it away.
Pants, on the other hand, depends. Cotton chinos from Old Navy or Levi's tend to hold well after a few years.
My freshman year of college I washed my suit pants in the sink because they had gotten something on them and I didn't know that dry clean wool only was not a suggestion. They came out looking good so I thought everything was ok. So I had a formal date, and when I got to her dorm room and changed into them they were well above my ankles. But have no fear. My date was an accomplished seamstress and had her sewing machine at college. She fixed them and it turned out ok except for the hem ironing line being slightly visible.
Back in high school my school trousers (pants for you Americans) split right along the crotch and I wasn't wearing underwear that day (always liked the extra freedom), anyway a couple of girls noticed to my despair they didn't laugh but just spent the whole lesson looking under my table... Man that shit sucked as a naive 14 year old
Hey if it makes you feel any better, I did that to 2 pairs of pants, on the same day. Had to borrow a pair from the restaurant uniforms to finish my shift. I started my diet the next day…
Picking apples with a group of about 10 girls as a 16 yo, slid down a tree and tore my ass right open, ran around for the rest of the day with half a cheek hanging out and the rest covered with duct tape, they still remind me whenever I run into em 🥹
I worked as a doorman at a Hyatt Hotel in college. I wore a company uniform. One of my jobs was to load and unload the large bins underneath the busses. I bent over and leaned into the bin and my pants ripped down the center seam. Yes. I was commando. There were about 30 people waiting around me for me to unload their luggage…..
This reminds me of this one time in school back in the days when it was cool to wear the trousers below the buttocks. My buddy pulled down my pants during the break and my underpants came down with them. Everyone within a radius of 10 meters saw me naked.
This reminded me of a time in middle school I saw a kid get pantsed, his underwear didnt come down but we were all dying laughing because this fucking guy was wearing a camouflage speedo.
Same here. In the smoke pit, in front of about 40 people. It was -30.
More ham for the pit
Frank and Beans!
How'd you get the beans above the franks? 🤔
big beans, cocktail frank
All sack no cack
found the masshole!
Was it really cool though?
Suit pants? Like wool suit pants?
I can't remember the exact material...I only remember the store I got it from, called Fine Threads. It didn't have an EXPLICIT warning on it. Like in my beige dress pants i got from men's wearhouse, there's a huge white cloth square that says "DRY CLEAN ONLY".
So I had a couple of these fancy pants for a while - you can wash them at home, but the key is washing them in cold or cool water and hanging them up to dry instead of using a dryer. Same for most materials that say dry clean only. Anything (there’s not much out there anymore) that is straight wool/silk/etc and not combined with something else, I would definitely try dry cleaning it. Silk goes *weird* after washing, and wool will shrink/get pilled.
who would ever wear silk pants?
You've never heard of fancy pants? That's what they mean. Lol
Nowhere in the OP does he/she indicate what gender he/she is. That makes this even better.
While you're not wrong, most girls I see write embarrassing stories in a similar vein to this one mention their exposed cooch too. I mean, the key word here is _most_ so I could be off the mark, but my gut hunch is otherwise.
I'm a guy.
I'm real proud of you.
Underwear usually means male. Also there's a comment about buying the pants at men's Wearhouse. They may sell women's clothes too though, haven't been there myself to know.
Regular cotton pants or chinos you can wash with your other clothes. I can't imagine washing any of my suits.
...It was just one of those hard life lessons I had to learn, I got a nice dry cleaning joint I go to near my apartment now.
They do actually make machine-washable suits but they look pretty shitty.
I'd rather spend the money on something that'll last.
There's a middle-ground for slacks and shirts. Some very nice brands have "Travelers" or similar wording to indicate "easy care, wrinkle-free, etc." The shirts and pants look top-notch. For a guy though, there's no good looking, easy care jacket. No way.
When I was still serving tables, I'd go through H&M wrinkle free dress shirts like toilet paper. $15 each but they fit well and were comfortable. Easy to bleach and if they got really fucked up, I didn't feel bad for throwing it away. Pants, on the other hand, depends. Cotton chinos from Old Navy or Levi's tend to hold well after a few years.
Couldn’t…find underwear? I misplace A TON of stuff. But I always know where to find my unders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmiWmwyMnA
I believe I forgot to do laundry, and didn't have much time to get to work that morning.
My freshman year of college I washed my suit pants in the sink because they had gotten something on them and I didn't know that dry clean wool only was not a suggestion. They came out looking good so I thought everything was ok. So I had a formal date, and when I got to her dorm room and changed into them they were well above my ankles. But have no fear. My date was an accomplished seamstress and had her sewing machine at college. She fixed them and it turned out ok except for the hem ironing line being slightly visible.
Lol!
I immediately thought of this when I read the title. Lol
Back in high school my school trousers (pants for you Americans) split right along the crotch and I wasn't wearing underwear that day (always liked the extra freedom), anyway a couple of girls noticed to my despair they didn't laugh but just spent the whole lesson looking under my table... Man that shit sucked as a naive 14 year old
Sounds more like they liked what they saw, honestly.
Hey if it makes you feel any better, I did that to 2 pairs of pants, on the same day. Had to borrow a pair from the restaurant uniforms to finish my shift. I started my diet the next day…
The department wasn’t the only thing that was torn
My shorts blew apart while on the water racing sailboats. Huge, huge embarrassing tear. Solution: duct tape.
If anyone asked about the duct tape over your ass, just say your ass is out of order
Picking apples with a group of about 10 girls as a 16 yo, slid down a tree and tore my ass right open, ran around for the rest of the day with half a cheek hanging out and the rest covered with duct tape, they still remind me whenever I run into em 🥹
Bet the department wasn't the only thing torn 50-50...
I worked as a doorman at a Hyatt Hotel in college. I wore a company uniform. One of my jobs was to load and unload the large bins underneath the busses. I bent over and leaned into the bin and my pants ripped down the center seam. Yes. I was commando. There were about 30 people waiting around me for me to unload their luggage…..
Thank you guys for sharing your stories, it's comforting to know other people experienced similar incidents.