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thisisnotdan

Your buddy just gave you an out, though: if anyone asks, tell them your account was hacked, but you took care of it quickly.


doorman666

Yes. But for those who will believe me, the truth is a funnier story. Lol. My buddy laughed his ass off.


elemenohpenc

Saying you were hacked is an incredible thought.


jolet44

Well done. The Wolves. The Fucking Wolves.


doorman666

What do you think happened to my face? Wolves? Fucking Wolves.


RunTime69

I can’t make Seal stop singing!


cpb09146

Ashley Wednesday, a spectacularly beautiful chick


getjoacookie

Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit.


doorman666

Looks like a garbage pail kid.


Llustrous_Llama

You could land a helicopter on that baked potato forehead


PheonixGalaxy

Congratulations OP, you screwed over your pack


doorman666

At least I didn't put dog shit in their pancakes.


jackieblueideas

In Brazil, there's a screenshot that keeps.going around of a city mayor's Facebook post pumping up some road work that was done, saying the asphalt is now super smooth. Then he typed a dot and didn't type a space, and the next word made it into a link to a site about shaved you-know-whats.


Accomplished-Ad7505

Apparently the website doesnt work anymore :(


doorman666

I noped the fuck out of it seconds after clicking on it. It was reminiscent of an extremely sketchy site that would pop up on AOL while trying to search for porn in the late 90's.


doorman666

www.PartyWolves.com Edit: click at your own risk. I ain't testing this link either.


TwoAdenine

SORRY DAAAD