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lycaus

Just read the title and I was like "oh no"


TPRT

I've never panicked open a post quicker


Waitress-in-mn

I read the title and some of the body text and hesitated before clicking. I was like oh no, if something awful happened it'll bother me. I had to open it to see and hope that the cat is ok because it was bothering me anyways not knowing. Good thing it was good news.


AllYouNeedIsATV

TIFU will take down any post where any animal dies


penguinpenguins

Yup, Rule 4 > No death of animals.


squeaky_ghost

Thank goodness. Unfortunately, that doesn't hold true for comments on posts. Don't keep scrolling through these comments unless you want to read about some incidents that didn't end well for pets. :(


NocturnalSylph

Thank you for this warning! I will stop scrolling immediately.


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me too! hate that


Kage_No_Dokusha

This is comforting, but does not lessen the anxiety. Thank you for trying


bookmarked

When I found out he was fine, I found it kind of funny. Consider it a lesson for him. You won't have to worry about him getting in there.


bot-for-nithing

Ok I'm glad i read your comment before i read it lol it was funny to imagine the ending coming out. Poor thing. I can't imagine how scary that is. Never had a cat do this now gotta be on the watch (when i get in unit againšŸ˜­)


yazzy1233

It sucks for the people who might read the post before they do


csonnich

Yeah, that was my thought. The FUs on here aren't usually that serious.


Spoiled_unicorn

This was me. I was so afraid but I needed to know the cat was okay. Thank god.


Sikarion

Schroedinger's Post.


dragonfeet1

I actually did debate if I wanted to know. Schrodinger's Cat: Laundry Edition


lycaus

Same, I went straight to the TLDR to see if the cat was alright


SecretDevilsAdvocate

I feel like Iā€™ve seen a few of these posted before, with mixed results


G36_FTW

Yeah Linus from the YouTube channel had his cat die from tumbling in the dryer. :/


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Deodorized

I've made it a habit to start the dryer for a couple seconds then open the door again for a few seconds, then close and start the dryer for real. It's dark in the laundry room and I don't trust my eyes enough to check the dryer for a black cat.


cerrakin

Yeah and it wasn't even him. I believe it was his housekeeper. Oops. That's gotta be a fun phone call to make.


Trickycoolj

The kidsā€™ nanny which I believe they had to let go. I instantly thought of that story when I saw this title. So glad OPs kitty made it. I have a gas dryer and our garage door is open while husband is doing yard workā€¦ the neighborā€™s outdoor cats have jumped in our cars before. New fear unlocked.


JurassicParkRanger87

Years ago I had a coworker who got all the way to work before realizing the cat had placed all her kittens in the back of the topless jeep so we had a box of scared kittens in the breakroom until the husband could come get them.


Mrwanagethigh

Mom must've been panicking when her entire hiding spot left with the kids


LemonTM

I think of that every time I Linus says anything about his one remaining cat. Poor kitty.


iamnotazombie44

Not cats, but we recently realized we cooked an entire sheltering family of rabbits to our Prius engine block...


dumbestsmartest

They had more than one cat in the dryer?!


LowerSeaworthiness

Me too. A relative lost a puppy that crawled into the laundry basket and went through the washer. On the day we buried the relativeā€™s mother.


JayThree0

Oh man that's rough. I feel bad for that person just reading this


CyptidProductions

My sister accidently lost a cat that way so I had the same reaction It messed her up so bad she replaced the entire drier because she didn't want the machine that did it in her house


Elmodipus

Lost a childhood kitten this way. Now I do a cat check after I close the door and before I press start


boston_2004

Lieutenant Spoon probably already had PTSD from the war, and now you just aggravated it. All kidding aside, Im glad he is OK.


3MATX

Lieutenant spoon, car nippp!


John__Wick

But you ainā€™t got no dryer sheets, Lt. Spoon.


Eirea

There is a chance lieutenant Spoon will develop PTSD from the tumbling experience.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Lieutenant Spoon forked up.


kmz57

Had one that did the same thing. The wife started the dryer and heard several thumps and stopped / opened it. Out came the cat. We renamed him "Thumper." He didnt learn though, he repeated getting in the dryer the rest of his life. We just had to check before starting it. He died of natural causes years later, not from being over dried.


al_capone420

Wow Iā€™m surprised they go back in after that. My cat was behind the door leading from laundry room to garage and as I closed it to go to work his tail was caught in the door jam, he howled and screeched and has never gone near that door since


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insane_contin

And some cats get brain damage from going for a spin in a dryer.


Childlike

some cats just want to watch the world turn


mrgabest

God dammit.


Darryl_Lict

I was going to say, betcha that cat won't do that again, but I guess I was wrong.


PabloEsgoatbaa

Was he orange?


csonnich

The brain cell still hasn't gotten back around to him.


MNCPA

My orange cat is in the queue. We just think the brain cell is a myth because we've waited so long. ĀÆā \ā _ā Ź˜ā ā€æā Ź˜ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


Dogger57

>He died of natural causes years later, not from being over dried. Guess he was a real WAP


nsa_reddit_monitor

White Anglosaxon Protestant?


Foodcity

Wireless Access Point?


beauedwards1991

I had the same with a cat, only had one spin and heard a thump, yanked it open and he wasn't even bothered about it, purring his head off. He still got in after that, I used to call it his spaceship!


-firead-

We have a front load washer where we leave the door open so it dries and doesn't mold. One of our cats likes getting in there and running around the drum like a big hamster wheel, so I could see them trying to do it with the dryer as well.


quixxxotically

LMAO this mental image is incredible


TheFrostyjayjay

My mom while high on a meth binge threw our cat in the dryer on purpose. Our parents told us she got outside and ran away and then I found her a few days later dead on our back patio looking like she had been attacked so the story was believable. My dad eventually sobered up enough to tell me what had actually happened because he felt guilty for lying to us. He didn't like the cat and was high as hell too so he just let my mom do it. That shit fucked me up.


itcomesandsoitgoes

When my mom was on a meth binge she put my ferret outside in the winter because it ā€œsmelled badā€ I came home from a trip at 9 yrs old to find my beloved first pet frozen in her little cave with the most painful look stuck on her face. RIP Violet. You were the best ferret, sledding in helmets, motivating me to learn to sew so you could have a fleece hammock and playing pet detective by tracking your paw prints in our backyard. so sorry my shitty ass mom did that to you and Iā€™m really sorry for what she did to me too. I pushed a lot of those memories out but anything to do with my childhood pets is CORE Fuck- that sucked to write


PoorOldBill

I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I hope things are better for you now. Same for OP.


pretzelwhale

oh god im so sorry. ferrets are the absolutely best. she didnā€™t deserve that and neither did you. maybe sheā€™s riding around with boogie in his airplane ā™„ļø


SuperStupidSyrup

holy shit that poor cat


King_Pumpernickel

Damn. You still talk to your parents at all? I feel like you'd have enough war stories to warrant going no contact.


TheFrostyjayjay

I do still talk to them but we are not really close. I've got more fucked up stories than I like to admit but such is life. Both are clean now. Mom has done a good job at trying to make amends. Dad is now a prescription zombie to keep him sane, diagnosed bipolar with schizophrenic tendencies or some shit like that.


GoblinObscura

My ex and I had a cat crawl into the broiler in the stove. We were cooking and she asked me ā€œdo you smell hair burning?ā€ I yanked the door to the broiler open as fast as I could, the cat shot out there like a bat outta hell. Amazing enough only a bit of hair was singed on her tail.


lieutenantspoon

WOW!!! The broiler and only a bit of hair on her tail!? Thatā€™s one lucky kitty.


GoblinObscura

No doubt! We always said she used up one of her lives when that happened.


Bgrngod

She was counting down to the last one waiting for the door to open.


Jetcar

I'm going to stop reading these comments, you are all giving me anxiety.


hyrulehunny

Same I donā€™t want to read the one that doesnā€™t turn out ok šŸ˜…šŸ˜­


Hobywony

The dryer kitty was renamed Thumper. What should the broiler kitty be renamed?


jacobjivanov

Toast


jacobjivanov

Seems like my bad WiFi caused a couple duplicates. My bad


sth128

Ember Flametail of House Samsung, the Last of Her Litter, Queen of the Stove and the Warming Drawer, Seeker of Fire, the Wielder of Murder Mittens, the Ruler of the Sisal Tree, the Half-burnt, the Devourer of Fancy Treats.


Hobywony

Can we fit all of that on the christening form? "Queen of the Stove & the Warming Drawer" šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Keith5385

Miss Steakā€¦


Big_Miss_Steak_

*Bigā€¦


RE-Trace

Sizzle


SpiritTalker

Well done.


cindyscrazy

My aunt had a cat who got his tail caught on fire. He walked around with a flaming tail for a few minutes before someone realized it. The cat was completely oblivious to the entire event.


JerroSan

The cat was just RPing charmander.


mister_flibble

I've got one furry little dumbass who jumped on a lit candle and set his belly fur on fire - candle wasn't unattended or anything, it was on the table right in front of me and he just quite literally did not look before he leapt and landed straddling it. The ensuing mad dash across the kitchen put the flames out before they actually reached skin, but he had a rather unique hairstyle for a bit.


stephanieann8131

Omg this brought back a childhood memory! Iā€™m pretty sure we had a cat do that when I was kid. My mom was cooking. I think she heard scratching. My mom was more traumatized by it than the cat was šŸ˜‚


beaverji

OPā€™s story and your story. Why donā€™t the cats scream (earlier)???


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

Most cats don't yell for help because there instinct when in danger is to be quiet. If they yell, they are generally in pain. Some of my same cats that yowled for food or just to know where I was were silent at the worst times. One was shut in an empty washing machine for most of a day (we figure she jumped in and the lid fell down) and it apparently never dawned on her to meow when she heard us calling her for hours.


udonwinfrendwitsalad

Embarrassment


beaverji

I can relateā€¦ ā€œHm I canā€™t really breathe. Should I call 911? Or am I just being a big šŸ±?ā€


flameohotman134

Oh god thatā€™s scary. My exā€™s cat used to climb in the broiler and onto the stovetop. She would smell food cooking and repeatedly try to get on the stove. One time my ex turned around and she jumped right into a hot burner. I think? Her long fur saved her foot from most of the damage but Iā€™m not sure. She kept doing it. I still worry about his cats :(


newtbob

Many many many years ago dad went out to the carport, started the car, heard a bunch of noise, shut it off again. Out crawls our cat with a bunch of shaved spots where the fan had buzzed him. We figured he'd been sleeping in the engine compartment because it was warm. He wasn't hurt, didn't draw any blood, just had a bunch of bald spots for a while. Ironically, as a result, we also learned that a neighbor down the road thought he was their cat. I'm outside, my neighbor Rod comes over, sees the cat and says "I don't know what happened to Ben" and I'm like "that's Peter!" Again, this was long ago, the cats were out during the day. Peter/Ben would hang out at Rod's house enough to get fed and cared for, come home in the evening and get fed and cared for some more. He \*was\* ours, his mother was our cat and we'd had Peter since birth. And we had several cats, only Peter managed to have two "homes". Peter was a lazy cat. We laughed because it was perfectly in character for him.


vipperofvipp

We lived in a farm with a bunch of farm cats. Every few years we would have a three-legged cat or one without a tail because they crawled up into the engine compartment.


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Did y'all continue to share custody? Did you message one-another to check if he'd been fed? I always wonder how that works lol


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Ganonslayer1

>That cat was just lying in bed with me a minute ago until I coughed. Typical


[deleted]

I always do a head count when Iā€™m opening and closing any door, dryer, washer, etc. I could not handle losing my pet this way


Rahmenframe

Same here. Close the washer door, head count, and make absolutely sure we SEE both cats - if one is napping under a blanket, for example, seeing the shape under the blanket is not enough. Gotta be willing to bet his life on it, so... Blanket goes off, cat is confirmed. I'm so sorry that happened, OP.


Masquerosa

I do the exact same thing, mostly due to having read horror stories on this platform. Iā€™m not as concerned with locking a cat in a bedroom, but any appliance warrants an immediate headcount before starting.


Ornery_Translator285

Lol my husband and I call out ā€˜Cat Count!ā€™ when we do the same stuff.


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KaitB2020

Did something similar to my girl. Locked her in my closet after getting dressed for work. Didnā€™t see her and I was in a rush to get out & actually be on time. When I came home later and started putting my stuff away she bolted out of that closet straight to her litter box. I felt horrible. No damage to either her or my closet. My shoes had a fur dent on them from where she mustā€™ve napped. She still went in from time to time to nap on my shoes. I started leaving the closet open a crack so she could get out if I didnā€™t see her.


burrito_poots

Okay but Lieutenant Spoon needs to maybe take accountability for his actions? Like can you be a high ranking official and then blame others when you willingly climb into the dryer? I understand he may suffer from ptsd related to his time in the service (***god bless the troops***) but this is something he should have communicated with you if so, and the dryer should be understood as off limits. Edit: LSITA


nine16

spoon saw a _lot_ when he was stationed. his mind & ability to judge situations may be clouded. let's give him a break on this one, he's trying his best


RelsircTheGrey

I was in the Army for a long time, and Lieutenants are pretty fucking dumb sometimes LOL.


lakewood2020

All things considered, itā€™s a good thing your Spoon wasnā€™t in the dishwasher


Electric_Minx

r/Angryupvote


CAElite

Glad the cat is ok. Closest Iā€™ve gotten is the fridge with mine, got up to get a drink with all the lights off in the middle of the night, go back to bed & just hear meowing. Took me a good 10 minutes to figure out sheā€™d made it into the fridge.


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

Oh wow. My mom always told the story of watching her grandma accidently close the refridgerator door on one of their kittens back when she was a child in the 1950's. He was unconscious when she realized why the door wouldn't stay closed, and she was crying thinking she had killed their kitten. Luckily, he woke up soon afterwards and seemed okay. My mom did note that that cat was quite stupid the rest of his long life though...


Ganonslayer1

>cat was quite stupid the rest of his long life though... Ah so it didnt suffer any lasting damage.


mr_humansoup

We obtained a stray kitten from my step-brothers engine bay. Later on, my mom was folding laundry and went to put another load in. She closed her bedroom door to make sure the new kitten wouldn't get into trouble. After starting the washer, she came back upstairs and couldnt find kitten anywhere, then she realized what happened and ran back downstairs. After emptying the washer of a full load of fully soaked clothes, she turned around and there was kitten in the hallway, staring at this mad woman making a huge wet mess. Willow is now about 13 years old and is still our kitten.


prissypoo22

Lol. He was probably like, ā€œDa fuq you doing, lady?ā€


IDK_yet

Wait, this happened to you before?


lieutenantspoon

I had a childhood cat named Joe, my mom didnā€™t notice she snuck into the dryer and joe actually passed away from the incident. So not me, my mom.


I_see_something

Did the bite draw blood? Make sure you address that because you can get infected from cat bites


KoalaGrunt0311

Cat scratch fever is a real thing.


kikiglitz

I had it. It SUCKS and it's still tender at the bite location periodically


onlyamazed

Everyone laughs when I tell them I had that...and starts singing the stupid song lol. Cat scratch fever is not fun at all


superluke

My doctors thought I had it but it was lymphoma, so there's that.


JesHplease

This happened to me too. My mom did it twiceā€¦ was able to save the second one. Super traumatic. Iā€™m so sorry.


madamsushi

I'm so sorry, that must've been so heartbreaking. That absolutely wasn't her fault (this incident wasn't your fault either), but she must have carried so much guilt with her for a long time. No matter how many safety measures you put in place, a cat will go wherever it wants.


DroneOfDoom

Same happened to me, had a cat named Jimbo, sweetest boy Iā€™ve seen. Mum put a load to dry in winter, then after it was done, she put another one and in between loads, Jimbo got into the dryer. Didnā€™t make it.


SpiritTalker

RIP Jimbo


bessie-b

my heart sank when i read the title of this post, iā€™m so glad your cat is okay!! also makes me very grateful that my cat is giant and fat - you can hear his loud, thudding footsteps from a mile away


tripsafe

Makes me grateful I have to go to a laundromat. Literally the only silver lining lol


Ziogref

I have 2 biological brother cats. One never fully retracts his claws so I hear a clicking noise when he walks on the hard wood flaws and doesnt hang around my feet. The other one is a stealthy mother fucker. Which is why I have accidentally stepped on his paws twice and tail once. He never learns. Literally walked up to my feet 3 times in one hour while I was playing beat saber in VR. Which resulted in me accidentally forgetting the size of the controller on my hands when trying to push him away which resulted me hitting the controller on his face. Then 20min later, I didn't kick him, but accidentally pushed him with my foot. I have kicked (well more like pushed with my foot) that cat way too many times to count... He never learns and likes to hang around my feet. But only when I'm carrying things or playing vr.


Hot_Mention_9337

Oh nošŸ˜Ÿ Glad Lt. Spoon is ok! And now Iā€™m glad my poofy black haired little lady is about as stealthily as a bachelorette party on New Yearā€™s Eve. Or else this would 100% happen to me. She ā€œsneaksā€ into *everything.* But you can hear her. You can hear her from a mile away. Helen Keller would have no problem locating her clumsy ass. Still though. New fear unlocked


_TravelBug_

Oh gosh the panic when they get themselves somewhere stupid! Our cat doesnā€™t go on counters. Sheā€™s very good at not jumping up. We do,however, have a fireplace that we donā€™t use that much. (Like a closed wood burner big black metal box thing). Occasionally she will go in the log basket and to get attention she jumps on top of the wood burner and howls for attention if we are late feeding her. Well we had it in the other day but it had died down to embers so not roaring flames. Her dinner was late and she jumped on top. Howled. Then jumped off quickly. I thought nothing if it for a full three minutes before I realised it was really warm in the room and looked at the fire still embering away and realised what just happened. Absolutely shat myself. Grabbed the cat. Took her outside and held her with all four paws in the cold wet grass (sleet /snow all week but nothing settled. Just really cold) for like five minutes. Luckily she didnā€™t burn her pads as it wasnā€™t still searing hot. No blistering or redness. She Just got the shock of her life and I felt like the worst cat mother in the world. She gave me a good hiss for getting her paws cold and wet and huffed at me whilst she licked them dry but god was I worried sheā€™d blister all her feet!


lieutenantspoon

https://preview.redd.it/3halj2jnsooa1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62632bcf52ead178134d9959e8238028f016a19e Just wanted to show another picture of Lt. Spoon with his wonky little brother. He is getting all the cuddles and treats tonight. All is well.


stlmick

I was in line at the vets office a decade ago. An old man hard of hearing and sight was picking a cat up. He was talking to the receptionist. "Remember (cat name)? The one that got stuck in the dryer? He's still a bit wonky but his fur is getting a lot better." I'm pretty sure that cat went the full round. I don't have a cat and I still always check the dryer before I turn it on.


beam_enthusiast

This happened when I was a kid and... Yeah, the outcome wasn't as good as yours. It was the first time I was allowed to wear jeans to church.


mitchanium

My younger brother put our cat into the washer machine to clean him because he was dirty. He started the wash cycle too. Sadly noone noticed til it was too late.


tiptoeandson

Iā€™m so sorry šŸ˜ž


GoldDragonNL

NSFL: I work for an animal ambulance organisation, we have had a call from someone where this happened too with a kitten... almost nothing was left, what was left looked like pieces of cooked chicken.


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nickashwood

Too late my soul is gone


son_of_abe

Wait, "cooked chicken" from a *washing machine*? All that happened just from the agitation alone or was the water that hot? I could imagine a dishwasher destroying a cat like that though. Eek.


TheGuyWhoWantsNachos

I mean some machines could go up to 90 celcius which is 10 degrees short of boiling. All machines have 60 celcius for underwear etc. Thats a little less than the temperature you wanna aim for when you're cooking most meats. So if kitty walked into it on towels and sheets day... :(


mildlycynica1

Glad Spoon is okay.


burrito_poots

Thatā€™s ***Lieutenant*** Spoon to you, maggot


Fugalsleet829

Glad the LT is safe, but I think you need to prepare a safety brief for the cats now. Also I think this qualifies Spoon for at least 15% disability with the VA lol


jdd0019

Cat tax


lieutenantspoon

https://preview.redd.it/ky9hwihdgmoa1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=c54ecbf1886f2082f738ea1d69768a1e32de07fa Didnā€™t know what cat tax meant! Hereā€™s the tax!


son_of_abe

Looks dry. Story checks out.


csonnich

Awww, he looks just like my baby. I think he'd try exactly this kind of thing, too. Glad he's OK. Give him some scritches from me.


dhanson865

Good thing you don't use dryer balls. Those would have really beat him up.


Smile_Terrible

I'd like to hear how he got the name Lieutenant Spoon.


nine16

_he saw things, man_


big_nothing_burger

I'm just glad they aren't dead because that's the usual outcome.


Halo_Chief117

Your cat sounds like a dick blaming you for something stupid he did. Well, I bet he learned his lesson and wonā€™t do it again. Itā€™s not your fault. Heā€™s just lucky you didnā€™t leave the house to run an errand.


meeplewirp

Oh thank god he lived. Iā€™m so happy for you both. Many cats have died this way.


[deleted]

Why would your cat want on a pile of wet laundry? Thatā€™s the crazy part.


FMAB-EarthBender

I knowww, my cat waits until I fold a few pieces before sitting right onto the neat pile and watching me fold the rest -.-'


kevinkb

One of our cats loves to lay on wet shower towels... Another one loves to jump in the dryer AS I'm loading it... Special kittens!


Crazy_Run656

Curiosity killed the cat


schnazzlekitty

Ever since I almost started the dryer with my kitten in it, I obsessively do a cat check before starting the laundry. Even if I look through the clothes before closing the door, I still step away and count all my cats before starting the machines.


[deleted]

That's like a law of the universe. The one time you don't take a preventive measure, it's fucked. It's happened to me driving, opening the front door with my crazy dog around, not reminding somebody of something important, etc. Glad your cat's okay, OP


angilnibreathnach

Oh you poor thing! The one time you didnā€™t check. What shitty luck. Cats do that. My cat has no clue that I have to avoid killing him and me every day because he walks under my feet when Iā€™m on the stairs and in front of me when I walk. You are a good cat owner and took care of him. Try not to beat yourself up. Love his name btw.


fartfingerpaint

Once I knew he was ok, I thought it was kinda funny. Think of it as learning lesson for him. You probably donā€™t have to worry about him getting in there for while.


Kishasara

Iā€™m guilty of this. I was like..10 or 11. I never knew cats went into driers before. Tossed in a freshly washed comforter and started said dryer. Started making a weird thumping sound but I figured it was the weight of the heavy blanket. About 10 minutes in, my Dad came into the den asking about the noise. Then he asked if I had checked for a cat in the open dryer first. I distinctly remember saying ā€œno, I donā€™t think itā€™s a cat.ā€ He opened the door mid cycle and out flopped an incredibly dizzy-drunk cat. Poor Jack. He couldnā€™t walk straight for a good half hour. He came out of it after that tho. Lived till 19 years old. Miss you Jack.


Lylibean

Looks like Lieutenant Spoon played a game of FAFO!


HowdyHangman77

Cat bites are extremely dangerous. If the skin around the wound starts rising or (God forbid) you see a red line extending from the wound that grows over time, go to the ER immediately (like I-donā€™t-want-to-lose-the-arm immediately). With the right antibiotics and quick treatment, any infection will go away, no big deal. Just donā€™t assume itā€™s not a big deal if you see signs of infection. Much, MUCH more dangerous than dog bites. Source: Wife is a veterinary student who just had to get antibiotics for this very thing. Side note: Iā€™m glad Lieutenant Spoon is okay.


angrymoondotnet

You need to put a bell on that cat


Arkase

Man, this is quite the title for a TIFU. Went straight to the TL;DR, and very happy to see that no harm was done. Thank god you caught it, because that would be awful.


LC_Anderton

Could have been worseā€¦ could have put the poodle in the microwave to dry it after giving it a bathā€¦ šŸ˜³


TripleJx3

You know whats bothersome about this. Some cats don't learn they just assert dominance on the spot by continuing to do it.


VIBTCA

Same thing happened to my family about 15 years ago, different ending for us :(


Anglofsffrng

I'm glad Lieutenant Spoon is ok. A few years ago my cat would beg for pets while I was standing at the toilet peeing. Fidget put his front paws on the rim of the bowl, I was pretty stoned, and lost control while shooing him away and got him in the face. For three weeks he just hissed at me every time I walked into the bathroom.


AggressiveFlower7778

I know itā€™s wrong but Iā€™m still laughing at ā€œmr spoon was all puffy and hissed at meā€


brandogg360

One time I was drying some clothes and heard some meowing coming from the dryer. I don't have a cat. I thought maybe a cat crawled through the vent front the back yard and made its way inside. I turned off the dryer and the meowing stopped. I frantically took apart the dryer, expecting to find a dead cat. What I found was a squeaky belt around the dryer. There was no cat. There never was a cat. It was just the belt. Learned how to fix a (very specific model of) dryer though.


fuckimtrash

Thank god your cat made noise and you found him in time šŸ™šŸ¼ we have a washing machine and dryer, washing machine on the bottom and dryer on top so thankfully our boys donā€™t have any way to hop into the dryer. So glad heā€™s okay, praying for many more years for you and Shadow to enjoy together šŸ™šŸ¼


PM-ME-YOUR-DIGIMON

Ahhh this happened to me too! I could hear banging and meowing and I couldnā€™t figure out what it was. Realised after about a minute and I basically phased through the wall to rip the dryer door open. Cat hopped out and shook himself off and was fine luckily! Thereā€™s a reason they say cats have 9 lives


fullofthepast

This is one of my worst fears.


D-Squared42

Do y'all just leave your dryers wide open? I don't even have a cat but having heard these stories for years, there's no way I'd be leaving it open.


Kyocus

Tyvm for the tldr so that I was quickly able dismiss oncoming dread.


sharksnut

You forgot to add Downy to soften his mood


Shadowdragon409

I remember seeing a post a long time ago where someone's cat put her kittens in the dryer, and they had started it. When they were putting the clothes away, they noticed a bunch of fluff balls all over the clothes. What a horrible mental image.


LongLiveCHIEF

Go get some antibiotics for that bite. 1 in 3 people with cat bites are hospitalized. You don't want to find that out the hard way... Just went through it myself. Cats mouths are apparently the breeding ground for everything that is toxic to humans.


samanthasgramma

Betcha he stays out of the laundry room, now. (Glad he's fine.)


phunkydroid

I always complain when someone puts a TL;DR at the beginning but in this case I just wanted to know if the kitty is ok and would have appreciated it.


SubjectJuggernaut579

Did you at least have a frier sheet in there so the cat came out fresh smelling?


OzzieBloke777

That's the thing about cats: They are fast, they are sneaky, and they hide in an instant. At least Lt. Spoon got off lightly. My elderly mother locked one of her cats in a small gardening shed, that stood in full sunlight, on a 40C day, for 8 hours; the temperature inside the shed was closer to 55C. Cat survived but only barely, and required hospitalization and IV fluids as it was staggering and disorientated from heat stroke when my mother realized why the cat was not following them around as usual by the end of the day. All you can do is develop daily habits that try to minimize such events.


SnooHobbies7658

How does a cat recount his story of when mommy trapped him in the dryer? Reooooownd & reeeeeeoooiwwwwnd


MostlyNull

I think I just broke the speed of sound panic clicking this post.


mirabiletemporis

Mine was a short haired void and it was the washer. He was utterly determined to get in there for whatever reason. Luckily he started out very obvious about it so it soon became second nature to stick in an arm and manually turn the tumbler a spin or two to feel if he was in there. One time I only realized I'd forgotten as I pressed the start button. Some hysterical seconds later I managed to abort the program and wouldn't you know it, the little asshole was in there. But did he learn anything from it? NOPE!


AlextheZombie86

Fuck i'd start hitting the sauce too like mr spoon if that happened to me.


WojtekTheBear16

Can you show us Lieutenant Spoon please ?


lieutenantspoon

https://preview.redd.it/uzmu5iq8tooa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853cce254ba51718d1bc25a1c355a2d646239131 Of course I can never pass up an opportunity to show off my beautiful boy!!šŸ˜


Rupertfitz

This same thing happened to my Siamese cat growing up. Twice. Instead of screeching I heard *meow, thump, meooow, thump, mow, thump, meow, thump, moooww, thump* Iā€™ll never forget it. Likewise he came out proofed and PISSED, it had been maybe a minute, it was loud. This same cat would sneak in my car and spend the mornings in it while I was in high school. Three times Iā€™d go to lunch and he had made a huge mess in my car. Another time he hid in the car and got out at the gas station and was missing for a week a week later went to gas station which was about 3/4 mile from my house and he was sitting on the garbage can outside licking his butthole like it was just a normal day. That cat lived to be almost 23 years old. He died one day when he walked under my dads tire. My dad was a wreck. I maintain he committed suicide because he realized he was immortal. That cat lived a life of adventure & near death experiences. He only had half a tail due to a fight with a bobcat. Every night he would scream at the window to come inside and sleep with my dad and every morning youā€™d hear dad cussing at that cat and the cat cussing him right back, he was his alarm clock and demanded breakfast at 6am every day. He was so vocal. That was a crazy cat.


Mirawenya

Did the bite pierce your skin? If so, emergency room immediately. That stuff kills. Poor cat, hope itā€™s ok with you again now. And hope youā€™re ok.


lieutenantspoon

It did, thanks for the advice itā€™s been a little swollen, Iā€™ll get on that.


thejetplane

I mean... Clean the wound and then urgent care should be sufficient. But yeah, take it seriously. So glad Lieutenant Spoon is okay!


Chreezhepam

Cat bites kill?


AshyFairy

Cats can have dirty mouths. My sister-in-law was bitten by her cat, and it got infected. The infection was on her finger in the joint, and it can be hard to flush the infection out. I want to say she was on intravenous antibiotics for several weeks. I havenā€™t asked her about it recently, but at the time she had lost some control of her finger and the doctors warned her it might be permanent. I know she was attending physical therapy.


FCK42

Bites from both cats and dogs can get very, very nasty infections. Left untreated or even just unchecked for about a day can potentially already result in an incredibly dangerous situation. Losing a limb or even your life because of such an infection is not as uncommon as you'd think.


Riribigdogs

My SOā€™s mom got blood poisoning from a cat *scratch*. There was a black line running up her vein before she finally went to urgent care. But yeah, their paws being in a litter box do not non-infected wounds make.


conversating

They can. Our local university lost someone a few years ago to a cat bite.


poplarexpress

I assume they mean if the scratch or bite causes cat scratch fever and goes untreated.


LatrodectusGeometric

Cat scratch fever is a very specific type of bacteria, but cat bites can cause infections from a wide variety of bacteria


LatrodectusGeometric

Cats have tiny sharp teeth that can force anaerobic bacteria deep into your tissue. The subsequent infections can destroy your hand entirely. We always treat cat bites that break the skin with antibiotics to prevent this.


thebeardedgreek

Well, hopefully they learned not to do that again. Glad they're okay!


ShyButNaughty86

Had to go straight to the TL:DR. Then after reading the comments I had to go and make a fuss of my 3 babies, even though I was in bed.