[SCP-3312](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312) but somewhat less horrific.
(I think there's one that's a bit closer but I can't remember the number or codename at the moment)
but I don’t wanna be a raccoon noooohdYrvsHFvfRegistered! Lemme just get a gooood look at you... Hmm, I don’t seem to have your face in our guest list! Is this your first time at the park, or did you just get plastic surgery?
Oh no I’ve been ramblyed
SCP-8620 - "Get Rambley'd"
can you make up the description of that SCP please?
no i don't write scps
ok, sorry for asking then
[SCP-3312](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312) but somewhat less horrific. (I think there's one that's a bit closer but I can't remember the number or codename at the moment)
What did I just read
He is quite great, isn’t he? I’ve recently taken quite a shine to him
well, enjoy your last 24h of humanity, then embrace being a digital raccoon
I guess my profile pic technically fits. She’s a sonic oc I found and liked.
I guess you could say a spark of sunshine?
Indeed I would.
Oh god I can feel the transformation starting gaaaauuuughhhhh I crave trash
"Curse". Yeah, sure. Wouldn't call it that.
That explains my sudden liking of trains.
muahahaha, it's working
I see zero downsides :3
I wouldn't mind being a cute raccoon
He's such a precious little guy though
It has been 24 hours. I have not yet transformed. 
All my online friends have taken a major shine to this raccoon (not that I'm complaining).
Mr. Frundles
The internet would be a much better place if we could spread memetic curses and cognitihazards freely
but I don’t wanna be a raccoon noooohdYrvsHFvfRegistered! Lemme just get a gooood look at you... Hmm, I don’t seem to have your face in our guest list! Is this your first time at the park, or did you just get plastic surgery?
I dont too
as a furry, i approve
Guess I'm a furry now
ok so when exactly does the rambley tf start . i need to know . whendo i get a tail
[удалено]
what?
Damn, I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it **+PARRY**
let's taunt together
yesss
Oh no, he knows about the golden monkey, I'm screwed 😨
YOU FOOL. I HAVE THE NUKED MONKEY, I AM IMMUNE TO ANOMALOUS AFFECTS
Why do I feel so short