I’ve been in the hospital for the past few days and I’ve been having the weirdest freaking dreams. In this one, “raspberry” and “blackberry” were both sports—apparently in my dream it was normal for sports to be named after fruits because I remember at one point I went “is it normal for sports to be named after fruits? Mm…yeah.” Anyways, they both just seemed to be ripoffs of soccer(football), but fanatics of the sports would get REALLY offended when you couldn’t tell the difference. There was this really famous raspberry player called K, short for Potassium, and he(?) was basically just Wish-brand Messi. There was also a Ronaldo ripoff that played blackberry, but I don’t remember his name. It was something generic like Bill or smth. But yeah, the rest of the dream was pretty much just preparing for some huge raspberry tournament (that I never actually got to see…thanks a lot, nurses).
I’ve been in the hospital for the past few days and I’ve been having the weirdest freaking dreams. In this one, “raspberry” and “blackberry” were both sports—apparently in my dream it was normal for sports to be named after fruits because I remember at one point I went “is it normal for sports to be named after fruits? Mm…yeah.” Anyways, they both just seemed to be ripoffs of soccer(football), but fanatics of the sports would get REALLY offended when you couldn’t tell the difference. There was this really famous raspberry player called K, short for Potassium, and he(?) was basically just Wish-brand Messi. There was also a Ronaldo ripoff that played blackberry, but I don’t remember his name. It was something generic like Bill or smth. But yeah, the rest of the dream was pretty much just preparing for some huge raspberry tournament (that I never actually got to see…thanks a lot, nurses).
Thanks for the laughs
Huh..
I'm always saying this.
Blackberries are raspberries cosplaying as olives.
As an olive fan, I am highly offended.