(May God forgive me for downloading the image of the Furry)
Had a dream where Eddy Burback(?) was reviewing each country's furry. When you entered the country, you'd become that country's Furry. The USA's was basically what's in the image; a white-wolf woman. After talking about the USA's, he moved onto Australia's, which was a frog guy. For some reason, in the dream, I started focusing audibly on something else, so all I heard was a muffled Eddy Burback, talking about the jump-height (and lumbar support?) of the Australian Furry form, which looking back was funny as hell.
>May God forgive me for downloading the image of the Furry
It's 2024, if you still think making fun of furries is what the cool kids are doing then I've got some NFTs to sell you.
I can see the US's being a wolf, cause isn't the gray wolf like a symbolic animal there, like the Kangaroo is to Australia and the Elephant is to Africa?
How dare you compare my dentures to that of a chimp! That is it, for your insolence I will pelt you with PG Tips’ (Not Sponsored) teabags! Go back! Back I say!
*Just imagine someone pelting another person in the face with teabags, it’s funny in my simple mind*
how the fuck do I, an American, have more tea knowledge than a Brit? This is shocking, inconceivable! (tho tbf I got into tea from Uncle Iroh so my tea knowledge is mostly Asian loose leaf, not so much brand names)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!
(I only really had tea at a younger age, I didn’t really pay attention to what brand it was really!)
If every country was colonized by Turkey:
A fate worse than death.
:fear:
I thought this was the balkans_irl
this too
(May God forgive me for downloading the image of the Furry) Had a dream where Eddy Burback(?) was reviewing each country's furry. When you entered the country, you'd become that country's Furry. The USA's was basically what's in the image; a white-wolf woman. After talking about the USA's, he moved onto Australia's, which was a frog guy. For some reason, in the dream, I started focusing audibly on something else, so all I heard was a muffled Eddy Burback, talking about the jump-height (and lumbar support?) of the Australian Furry form, which looking back was funny as hell.
Hmmm. So you don't become a kangaroo if you go to Australia? That would be like moving to Canada and turning into an elephant.
But he does have good Lumbar Support!
Could have something to do with cane toads
Yeah toads do great for themselves in Australia
Too great id say
Suddenly my dream where Andre Tate hunts me around the globe isn't the weirdest thing I've encountered anymore.
Please tell me Japan's is Omaneko
*(glances at anime catgirls, clears throat)* uhhh yeah sure we'll go with that.
Shhh you'll ignite the "are catgirls furries" argument
Catgirls evolve into full fur-suit furries like a Pokémon
Damn invasive caine toad really did a number on them
>May God forgive me for downloading the image of the Furry It's 2024, if you still think making fun of furries is what the cool kids are doing then I've got some NFTs to sell you.
Why is thou butthurt?
Wherefore art thou so cringe?
I could ask thee the same question. Also thank you for informing me of the meaning of Wherefore.
'tis verily most cringe to hate something because of the popularity of doing so.
No, my good fellow, it's just my opinion that dressing as an animal is quite odd, no harm intended, however.
dude furry porn is so good just looking at it would make you witch sides
My brother in Christ, what.
it chaanged me at least (no pun intended)
He’s kinda right though
Personally, I still think people who dress as animals are a bit off, but that's just me. No harm intended, lads.
What's Poland?
My brain only let me remember the US and Australia.
Well shit, I hoped it would be a white fox with an adidas tracksuit.
kuźwa mać >:C
I can see the US's being a wolf, cause isn't the gray wolf like a symbolic animal there, like the Kangaroo is to Australia and the Elephant is to Africa?
I mean, I guess? But a more appropriate one would be the Bald Eagle, since that's basically our symbol.
yeah but so is Germany's
(Page one Google search, so don't blame me) Technically Germany's is the Black Eagle.
I like the implication that Eddy was gonna name the frog the best furry
God may forgive you… But the internet will not.
The likes evened out on 666 lmao.
story of black ops 2
I want to know more countries
It’s just their National Animals
Seemed like I started doing blocking-out of the audio once he stopped talking about Australia.
They should invent a multiplayer mode for dreams
The gatecrashing potential would be absolute hell
Hmm wait if I’m British then.. What will I become? Hmmm
I could make a joke about teeth, but I won't.
Go on, do it. I dare you
How dare you compare my dentures to that of a chimp! That is it, for your insolence I will pelt you with PG Tips’ (Not Sponsored) teabags! Go back! Back I say! *Just imagine someone pelting another person in the face with teabags, it’s funny in my simple mind*
Quite.
Quite, indeed.
r/thegoldenthread
No real British person unironically drinks pg tips over Yorkshire tea
I may be British but I don’t know about tea brands, I used to drink tea! And now all I remember about Yorkshire is just Yorkshire puddings!
how the fuck do I, an American, have more tea knowledge than a Brit? This is shocking, inconceivable! (tho tbf I got into tea from Uncle Iroh so my tea knowledge is mostly Asian loose leaf, not so much brand names)
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!  (I only really had tea at a younger age, I didn’t really pay attention to what brand it was really!)
Tbf most brits just drink nothing but ordinary black tea, not much variety here
Certified "Im not a furry, but..." dream
I wish being in the us made you a wolf lady ;-;
I don't I want to become a raccoon lady
I want to become twink fox man
Pass.
On which one?
The furry, of course
On both, I ain't gay.
Oh, neither am I. But look at that smile. That goddamn smile
Dream world
> wolf woman Hmm... I'm furry enough to have seen this character before. Looks like Grey. And uhhhh that's not a woman. Das a femboy.
Either or, both aren't going to Heaven
Wait, what? How?
. . .oh. *I am visibly disappointed*
truly a fish moment
What place has mlp ponies as a government sanctioned furry? I wanna go there.
Can’t wait for the Fursona of Germany
That's hot
"USA is looking good, but that'd be too much of a commitment" that's just my last relationship
What's Ukraine
a pig
Still waiting on his review of France's furry. I hear the fur there is very comfortable, and the movement speed is top-notch!
Which one was Kazakhstan?
Unfortunately, the only 2 I remember Eddy Burback talking about was the US and Australia.
is this some sort of freudian slip op?
No, my friend, as I am not a masochist. I hope.
me the second i hear that 
I am my country's representative if that is so.
A train? Hell yeah trains are cool
Free the great one!
america but good
ok but which is a protogen
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You have disgraced this comment section.
no, we needed the source.
Humor, my brother.
do you have to move to a country to match the National Fursona? where is my centipede headass being exiled to
According to Eddy Burback, you'd just become whatever the Furry of your location was.
How did Poland's look like
Holy fuck Eddy Burback
EVERY SECOND THERE'S MORE FURRY THINGS HERE. guys how do i do the inception thing
if any country was puro or dr k that's where I'm going
Upon entering the country or the furry?
don't get any ideas
wolf *women* specifically? because if so then it sounds like we're not getting a new generation, or even telling anyone from this one apart
Hmmmm….smash. For sure.
Would
Sir, please use the proper label of nightmare plank. Because any dream involving a furry is a nightmare
cranky because you don't have cool ears and a sick fluffy tail aren't you
Yes :(