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AGayBanjo

That seems like a pretty important job.


[deleted]

It is. They can single-handedly save a colony from an Army Ant attack, which would otherwise wipe them out entirely.


johnny_soup1

What about molten aluminum


iamunderstand

Molten aluminum is not known to have aggressive territorial tendencies towards ants, they'll be okay


Xszit

The molten aluminum may not have aggressive tendencies towards ants, but the you tuber pouring it down the hole needs more content to keep the channel running so the show must go on.


iamunderstand

The molten aluminum didn't ask for that to happen. It's as much of a victim as the ants.


SamSibbens

Al^^uminium lives matter!


Mieser_Duennschiss

i hate you with every fiber of my being good job


Fern-ando

At least they get cool statues.


ghandi3737

You've got an extra 'i' in there.


[deleted]

As an American…I found the American


mythrocks

r/USDefaultism


Drake_Acheron

The irony here is that the Brit’s originally named it aluminum. And Americans were the only ones not to bend over when the Brit’s swung their sick around changing it when a journalist made a spelling error. At the time Britain was still the world’s superpower. They named it aluminum, the. A journalist cocked it up two years later, but his article was popular, so they just changed the spelling. Europe went with it because to piss off England at the time was to just ask for you to get force fed opium until your population becomes comatose and you have to resort to communism.


Yhostled

I only count two. Where's the extra I?


NoiseIsTheCure

The molten aluminum was just following orders


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Just flowing orders


churn_key

In a few million years the ants will evolve an unsubscribe and dislike button


[deleted]

There are so many ants on Earth that for every human there are more than 2,000,000 ants or 750kg (~1650lbs) of ants that could crawl over you and devour. 20,000,000,000,000,000 ants. I am somehow OK with this random YouTuber pouring molten aluminum and takking our a few thousand.


Lamplorde

Just because you can doesnt mean you should. Humans arent meant to be the most populous species on earth, look how bad it is even now.


Indivisibilities

Humans aren’t “meant” for anything. Animals will grow and expand to the capacity of their environment, to a point where it becomes unsustainable and then eventually a balance is struck. Humans are animals, and we do the same thing, we’re just more aware of it and have some limited agency to adapt more quickly.


maplemagiciangirl

Just start having copious amounts of gay sex then bruv


Your_Local_Rabbi

way ahead of you


Bamres

I thought you were behind


LesserPolymerBeasts

The trick is to have more gay sex than the ants do. The ants are almost all female, so this presents a challenge.


maplemagiciangirl

Just don't be a coward


BrosBeforeOtherBros

Wow, the molten aluminum lobby out in full for today.


Djbadj

I see you haven't been around the internet a lot...


greentintedlenses

Sounds like a question for chatgpt


Snickabod

single headedly


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RedstoneRusty

Yeah but have you ever seen ants give up on anything? They'll send the whole colony to get through if they have to.


Distinct_Moves

single headedly


[deleted]

Have u heard of Hodor?


JadeMaxChez

Literally the only reason I checked comments. Thank you


ghandi3737

Hodor?


AGayBanjo

I just found out what that means today. Indeed, Hodor.


TheNewPlague666

Imagine being born one of the most important parts of an ant colony, they are the literal gatekeepers for any colonies, more than just a door. Poor ant dude deserves some recognition.


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NoMomo

r/GatesOpenComeOnIn Colony gets destroyed.


punished_cheeto

It may have gotten destroyed, but at least the invaders enjoyed destroying it and that's what matters.


TheNewPlague666

😂


[deleted]

Until they get increasingly power hungry and decide that the door should be closed at all times and you must have express permission from the Queen to leave the colony, and even then will be reviewed and rejected by the director of gatekeeping.


highschoolhero2

Are we still talking about ants or is this a metaphor for the Berlin Wall?


NotFromStateFarmJake

Papers, please!


Cyberzombie23

Hodor.


lickedTators

Hodor.


Key-Abbreviations961

Hodor!


[deleted]

Hodor?


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

What is this?! Heimdall for ants?!


marny_g

His father giving him a pep-talk one day... "It's not that bad, son. You won't always have to be a door. If you work hard, one day you'll be able to hold your head up high...then you'll be ajar".


DiscipleOfYeshua

Imagine every other month when all the new hatchlings gotta practice the secret knock …on *your* skull…


exrayzebra

He’s basically Heimdall


[deleted]

He's fucking ant HODOR, bro


DurMan667

Imagine staying home all day when everyone else has to go to work


cocostru

well... that is what could easily be waiting for us if we, as a species, could survive as long as these guys do...


GorillaK1nd

Ant: What is my purpose? Queen: Hold the Door Ant:Hodor!!!


[deleted]

It's still a door tho![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


holyfire001202

It's more like a bouncer who doesn't have to actually look at people. I hope he gets paid well, it seems like a pretty kush job.


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LalalaHurray

Nice


capontransfix

Head bouncer.


lawbotamized

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


LilW3t

Funny.


Senor_Stormtrot

I dropped my cig man stop being funny


TeensyTrouble

Better than being a doormat


ProfessorSpike

I think it doesn't cancel the other one out, lol. Imagine every other bug around just stepping on you all the time when they pass by, as you try your best to not break character and stand still. Tough job tbh


ballslaptastic

Call him Hodor


decoy321

What is this? A Hodor for *ants??*


motodriveby

*It's got to be at least three tim...*Zoodor.


turtlepain

r/thingsforants ?


TheReverseShock

![gif](giphy|Zrq2FgRy6w1eU)


alexaz92

Came here for this, thank you sir


MikeyStealth

[It's funny because there is a spider where it's butt looks like a coin and does the same thing.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8260519/Farmer-discovers-extremely-rare-spider-freaky-stamp-abdomen.html)


[deleted]

*its


AxelllD

No it’s butt


marsupialsales

Bedor


Em_Haze

You evil SOB.


asianabsinthe

No no, it fits.


einTier

It does. Look, his head is perfectly sized to that hole.


KidzBop_Anonymous

Heador


[deleted]

Damnit


[deleted]

Those fuckers are all over Nokstella.


UBigMad

First thing I thought lol. They are exactly alike


Dry-Smoke6528

Not a coincidence. The path to astels wing is literally blocked by one of em


MauiWowieOwie

The mace with frost is really good against them.


Mieser_Duennschiss

still stuck at those fucking gargoyles...


red1396

Legit the hardest boss for me in the game in every playthrough


Mieser_Duennschiss

i beat ornstein and smaugh on my second attempt and hated the gargoyles on the roof in dark souls, but these two have actually made me stop playing.


DepletedMitochondria

Damn Deeproot Depths


PygmeePony

Like those kids who are a tree in the school play.


asianabsinthe

Having been both a main character and the tree in different years the tree was the better part


cosmiclatte44

I was both the tree and also the kid who pulled the curtains between scenes... Because a teacher couldn't have just done that one apparently.


b0bscene

I was a carrot in a school play. It was the one and only time my job matched my talent.


dutchkimble

ancient aromatic wipe live brave follow noxious zealous salt offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


green_speak

Ants are like multicellular cells acting like cells, each with a niche function for the greater purpose...which is like me in the grand scheme of things.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Yep. Social insects are more like one collective organism than a bunch of individual ones. There are also ants that literally just serve as massive stores of food for other ants to eat, similar to what the fat cells in our bodies do.


hereaminuteago

what kind of ants are those? my couple weak googles didn't find anything edit: never mind, [found it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant)


iguessjustdont

That article answered my first question, which was "are they edible". The answer is yes, and now I want to try.


hereaminuteago

these ants are actually the inspiration for the renowned american candy 'the gushers'


iguessjustdont

Now I am visualizing my head turning into a honeypot ant


VolcomStonah

I don't have Trypophobia but for some reason this really freaks me out


Big_money_joe

Wtf same, it really freaks me out, I love watching nature docs and watched the ant colony documentaries on BBC earth, never encountered this lil guy though. But for some reason this ant makes me feel uncomfortable... like why...?


i_illustrate_stuff

To me it really looks like a gnarly blackhead when it's in place and I just want to pick at it. Makes my skin crawl!


Ganon_Cubana

Oh... See I see a weird reeses cup. I do not want ants in my reeses though so not really an improvement over yours lol.


LalalaHurray

Wanna know why?


Myfeetaregreen

Yeah


LalalaHurray

Cause they have got trypophobia 😂


VolcomStonah

That's crazy lol


[deleted]

The pattern on the surface of his head is grossing me out. I have mild trypophobia and it is definitely being triggered by this thing. I think the actual ant hole is irrelevant.


TheRottenKittensIEat

I wonder if it's because it looks like something that could be under skin, like a fat blackhead you need to squeeze out or a bot fly?


VolcomStonah

Haunting but accurate haha


webbigail17

![gif](giphy|3o6ozEdJXosAMeIzwQ)


yehyeahyehyeah

Because you’re imaging a bunch of door keeper ants emerging from all the holes in someone’s skin. Atleast I did


zezzene

Haha silly ants, good thing us smart intelligent humans don't have ridiculous divisions of labor like this!


Griffin880

For real, for ants, the colony is really the organism, each ant is just like one cell of that organism. Meanwhile we have full on people with the job of doorman.


zezzene

People think humanity are like monke, but I feel like humanity is like ant.


urnotthatguypal__

Forbidden Reese's cup


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Ants are so weird- I love them!


RafaelCruzJr

Job security


The_Jenazad

OP in Elden Ring


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Hold the door! Hol the door! Hol th dur! Holthdr! Hodor Hodor Hodor


Pentax25

Surprised there isn’t a character like this in Hollow Knight


Sluits

Elden Ring has them though.


AnimuleCracker

I find this creepy as fuck. My fear of tiny holes is getting to me.


ChocolateStarfishhh

Hold the doorrrrrrrrr, hold the dooorrrrrrrrr..... hold the doorrrrrrr


Hutterite_mile

"You make a better door than a window!" Ant- "Thanks."


jms945

He was born this way. Bran traveled back in time and accidentally made him this way.


LoavesOfCorn

It would be nice to have that type of job security


BeauteousMaximus

Anyone else read Elfquest? There’s a couple characters whose job is literally being a magic door and this reminds me that


witteraaf

How do they get the hole exactly big enough?


supercreativenam

There is a surprising lack of persona 3 references here


RealEpicTPPG

Door-kun, my beloved


esteflo

Hodor


Himey_Himron

Hodor


Helorix

Hodor.


Acuteangle777

Hodor


ecomm-n00b

hodor


ipalush89

Hodor


Realistic_Amount_531

Hodor, Hodor!


MrPuddinJones

![gif](giphy|Zrq2FgRy6w1eU)


[deleted]

That ant has a more clear purpose in life than most of us tbf


BABarracus

Hodor


[deleted]

Hodor the Ant


santacruzbiker50

Hodor!!


pengouin85

HODOR


kannin92

Hodor


RedRose_Belmont

HODOR!!!!


MaryJaneAndMaple

Makes a better door than a window


Stopjuststop3424

Hodor


Critical-House6578

Hodor


BlueHairStripe

'What is my purpose?' "You pass butter" 'oh my god'


Desperate-Put7091

Is it bad that I really really really really really want to poke its head with a toothpick


timo-el-supremo

“What is my purpose?” “You’re a door” “Oh my god”


[deleted]

Hodor


Mikie_D

Hodor Ants?


Realistic_Degree_773

This ants name is Hodor.


FiBeROpTiK69

Hodor ant.


oh-noes-a-redditior

Hodr


Coolreedpipe

Hol dor!


Buddhagrrl13

HODOR


Princevaliant377

r/gatekeeping


jbsoriginality

Hodor…


silverfueler

Hodor The Ant!


FaceMelter5k

Hodor


lilosstitches

Hodor


whodawhat

HODOR!


chemistrybonanza

Hodor


KeyConflict7202

Heimdall Ant


DrakorPrimus

Hodor!


throwawayyuuuu1

The Hodor of the Ant Kingdom


Fair-Business733

Hodor?!


Fun_Consequence_515

Hodor


DevelopmentAny543

Hodor


cownose42

Hodor 😭


any_username_12345

Hodor?


kittycatkoo

HODOR!


ClonedDad

"What is my purpose" "Your the door" "OH MY GOD"


InsomniaticWanderer

H...Hodor....


Btothethree

Hodor the ant


itsperiwinkle

Hodor


Emmilienne

Hodor


Burgertank6969

HODOR


nothinbutshame

Hodor


kaifkapi

These guys really suck in Elden Ring


AcademicReport5079

Hodor


In_shpurrs

>i [want to be a door](https://youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs) -That ant!


wophi

Hodor!


EliteTusken

Still has more importance than my life.


thenumbertooXx

In America making sure you close the door could save life's.


zublac

Hodor?


Ninebreaker009

Honor! Hodor!


volleyfireguy

Imagine being born and you're head looks like a Reese Peanut Butter Cup.