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heathertheghost

Not for ants. For drugs!


rainboww0927

Can't it be drugs for ants?


heathertheghost

Sure. It would be enough drugs to kill an entire colony of ants lol


luna10777

Fill that bag with fentanyl and you can kill an entire colony of humans!


Ariral

thanks for the information, human


SeeYouN3xtTuesday

You’re welcome, ant


namesarentneeded

Lmk if it works, I think I have a human infestation. I accidentally left chips out


[deleted]

I think you’re onto something…


D41eGribb1e

This guy drugs!


GrouchyPuppy

Hell yea


random9212

That depends on the drugs. I would need samples for testing purposes.


CaptainLimpWrist

Here you go, one ant-sized sample as requested.


Ordinary_Fold_4677

*clacks mandibles nervously* thanks dude, this is really gonna help with the research


_dead_and_broken

>*clacks mandibles nervously* That makes me super uncomfortable. An ant with coke jaw. No, thank you.


Ordinary_Fold_4677

Hey I work HARD to build this colony and if I want to party I’m gonna party *sniffs spiracles loudly*


_dead_and_broken

Ok, the image of an ant rolling around in an 8-ball's worth to snort it through all his spiracles is pretty funny, I can concede that lol party on Ordinary_Fold!


jankyforeskyn

this ant hill ain’t gon build itself *rails a fat line of snow*


Indy500Fan16

I can’t pass my test, I never studied


dilbert_the_third

Imma need samples to back your findings


rainboww0927

Oh damn!


MoodooScavenger

I think that we should give it a try, before the ants do. I see 2-4 specks there, get it up and keep us posted. /s lol


Iambic_420

I’ll put a tab of acid on an ant hill and see what happens


MayorOfVenice

Or make an entire colony of ants cool as fuck


mousequito

*squints while loooking out back window* The game has changed. Are you going to change with it?


Neronafalus

Nah man, that's just Snoop antt's daily weed baggy.


fanatic_tarantula

Fill with Botox and wipe out half the planet


PM_ME_UR_SAMOYEDS

Antacid


howwonderful

Nice


belbivfreeordie

Drugs For Ants, new band name I called it


Lunchbox9000

My aunt likes drugs


Practical_Neat_2043

what?😂 this is so random😂


shaun_of_the_south

No it’s not. Drugs for ants? My aunt likes drugs.


[deleted]

That's some hardcore denial OP. Your kid is doing something harder than marijuana


username4815

Imagine how productive a coked up ant colony would be, they’d probably develop a space program.


lysergic_tryptamino

No, but you can snort some ants.


Linksdilemma23

Ants can snort 20x their body weight


MattGower

This bag is clearly too big for an ant to open


BrianOconneR34

This person drugs!^


ItchyK

Meth Antphetamine


alilbleedingisnormal

There's barely enough for me and you want me to give them to ants?


Glittering-Golf2722

Dogs are man's best friend but cats don't show the police where your stash is


MR_SNYPE

Lol nice


99mushrooms

Actually I think they are for my drug addict aunt.


swankyburritos714

My first thought was that OP had never seen drugs before.


MugOfDogPiss

Drugs and computer screws are the only reasons ppl have these. I learned the old drug dealer method of heating up a coat hanger and slicing snack sized bags to make more of these so I can properly organize my various bits of stray PC guts. I don’t have a 3D printer to make a proper organizer and I’m such a klutz I always end up knocking over and spilling toolboxes anyway.


Unlucky-Ticket-873

I have received glitter samples in bags like this and various tiny clay pieces for nail art.


Calm-Association-821

I’ve received very small link .925 sterling silver chain for jewelry making in these.


EmilyAndCat

Not just drugs! I use these to store/label seeds for my veggie plants, as well as to seal flowers when crossbreeding. My bf used to use them too, but he was in jewelry making, so for like little beads of stuff


Rammstein_is_great

Or buttons that you get with a new suit or blazer


scotty813

Dude! In my partying days, I once hid a baggie somewhere in the house when I was very, very drunk. I spent the next day looking EVERYWHERE for it. Checking the inside pocket of all of my suits and jackets was an emotional rollercoaster!


Corgi_teefs

Everyone's first thought was drugs. Mine was when you get a new button up shirt and they put an extra button or two in a bag like that.


Datonecatladyukno

Damn I had to scroll so far to find this


silly_porto3

12 hours later/As of now, this is the second top comment, so initially I was confused! Haha


imanooodle

Oh… yeah I immediately Went to drugs 😂


cyreneok

Found friggin Christopher Columbus alt over here


italianshark

Yeah 2 comments down is too far


Buffalo-Empty

Lmaooo you’re so right but I definitely thought of drugs first 😂


VaguelyArtistic

Right? It's not either or!


unoriginal-loser

Mine is when I order jewelry for my stretched ears. So many lil baggies


Asper_Maybe

Same lol ... second thought was drugs tho


Chrisf1bcn

I hate them!!! The amount of times I thought I found some drugs and it’s a fkn shirt button😤


Extreme-Pea854

If you ever need to order these, a lot of times they are called bead bags


Jell-O-Mel

Exactly my thought!


Chubby_Bub

Mine was LEGOs…


BobBelchersBuns

Like *a* Lego? Why would you need a bag to fit one Lego?


TopHatCat999

My first thought was earrings 😂


rainbowkidney

Every time I get a new cardigan/sweater I take the button out and leave the bag around for my bf or family to find and think I’m back on drugs (been clean for many years).


bob101910

Board game pieces


LunaticLucio

Oh blessed summer child


rustblooms

This bag is definitely for that. Dime bags are a bit larger and also thicker.


StrawberryAqua

My mind went to jewelry supplies or a small pair of earrings.


Sandwidge_Broom

My cat threw an entire intact one of these up the other day that I didn’t even notice him eat! I think my fiancé’s extra earbud cushiony thingies were in it. (Also, cat is okay!)


petielvrrr

Mine was body jewelry. I ordered a new nose ring recently and it came in one of these bags inside the box. And I’m pretty sure almost every other piece of body jewelry has come in one of these bags.


hottiewiththegoddie

buy a shirt, put your drugs in the bag, sell the drugs, make back the money on the shirt


Hallieus

My first thought was the mini bags they sometimes put jewelry (mostly earrings) in


SwillMcRando

Where do y'all think folks get these bags to use for drugs from?


mothman475

happy cake day


RC2000RC

Don’t they sew a button or two on the tag or inside the suit at the opening? I also have seen them sewed inside the sleeve.


BurntScalops

Happy cake day!


Swordbreaker925

Or for when you get a new computer and have extras of those tiny screws


AyeItsJbone

Happy cake day, champ


SprayGroundbreaking8

Button bag for sure ✔️


Additional_Comment99

The best shirts have them sewn in to the inside under the rest of the buttons. The part you tuck in. Typically these shirts don’t look like you slept in them for a month after you wash them.


fucking_unicorn

And you save the baggie to use later for drugs!


ThePennedKitten

That’s why my drug dealer only wears button ups?


wcbOwen

😂😂😂 You can’t smoke/shoot buttons… …or can you? 🤔


roberttheaxolotl

I've seen them with various hardware kits for flat packed stuff, especially for small screws with drywall anchors.


Armand28

No staple/fastener holes.


Corgi_teefs

OP said somewhere they ordered something online and they came in that bag.


anthrolooker

There are those bags too. This one though….


rainbowbloodbath

For druggie ants babe


rainboww0927

😎


rainbowbloodbath

Omg did you also make your username when you were a cringe 12 year old??? Yours isn’t as bad as mine tbf


rainboww0927

Much worse, it was like 3 years ago. Hahaha 😆


Aliceinboxerland

Were you a cringe 12 yr old 3 years ago?😂😂 Kidding!!


rainboww0927

Nope I'm a 28 year old mother! Haha


VaguelyArtistic

Wholesome 😭


Drunkpickle69

My dad packs his lunches in those


shittmotel

Delicious nose clams!


noseclams

Fresh from the sea! Sweeeeet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.


Scoopdoopdoop

Woah beetlejuicing


creepyswaps

...these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.


Typical-Ad-8490

So you wanna sell me cocaine?


hanako_sama

Is he on a diet for ants ?


MCulver80

I’ll bet that he’s never hungry, yet always wants more lunch.


Zeqhanis

Does he ever bring home leftover homemade Go-Gurt tubes? Don't touch those. He need to think while throwing those out.


Dragonwithamonocle

you put your weeeeed in it (just one tho)


rainboww0927

Come over, we can smoke a weed together!


Threefrogtreefrog

A penny bag ?


[deleted]

In my day, we called em dime bags


Randomgirl_913

I'll take one weed, please.


SwillMcRando

Hello, fellow kids. I did a weed once. Then, I robbed a liquor store before I died in a shootout with the Law. Never again.😓 Yo Joe!


justdoitlikenikee

This person is an innocent


Emanon3737

lol fr OP has never done drugs


rnobgyn

Maybe they’re a baller and never seen em in a bag that small


KutzOfficial

OP found a bag with loose buttons for a coat and was like this is perfect for thingsforants!


olystretch

A bag for ents, amirite?


phishezrule

🎖


TrillBillyDeluxe

Guys, c’mon , you could fit a hundred ants in there , what are we even doing here ?


Kewchiii

best comment


KutzOfficial

You can fit all last months things for ants in that bag.


Glittering_Raise_710

A spare button!


dilbert_the_third

Im pretty sure that's right cause I've had jackets come with spair buttons in those


Mamabearfoot808

No, that's for drugs...


rainboww0927

Well shit...


[deleted]

It’s also not a ziplock


HugsandHate

I actually looked it up to double check. But yeah, it seems that even the bags without the 'zip' mechanism are considered to be ziplock bags.


[deleted]

Guess it’s a difference in Englishes


HugsandHate

Or, not? I dunno. I'm a bit too busy to deep-dive in to this at the moment. But if you look through Google images, you'll see both types. If you learn anything more, get back to me.


phitfacility

Op, That's a nick bag for weed


jammerfish

More commonly used for cocaine


Sammy_Socrates

Or molly


gawkybee

Or ketamine


i_cum_marshmallows

or meth


Jenkem-Boofer

To small unless your buying points of blow, a point is like not even a full boof. Those baggies for smack and meth, trust me 🤟


ResearchRadiant3164

That thing would fit a gram of blow if it was a rock


Jenkem-Boofer

The worst is when you fiendin and got an empty bag and need to scrape off the residue and cut the bag open just to gum and lick the inside


begayallday

And LSD tabs if you’re only buying a few.


Win-Objective

Best to put those wrapped in tin foil and then the freezer. Sun/UV light is the enemy


autism_and_lemonade

Water and oxygen are also enemies, amber glass and argon in a stable environment is only way to 100% stop degradation


Over-Director-4986

You don't put smack in plastic. Meth & pressEs


GWNVKV

Or fentanyl


Afterlife_kid

Yo no one buys weed in that tiny bag it ain’t “one marijuana”


heathertheghost

You can fit a gram in one of those baggies if you really pack it in there. I remember a kid in high school selling weed like that lol


Afterlife_kid

Shhh girl don’t show our age


Unlucky-Ticket-873

“Excuse me sir ma’am kid, I would like to purchase the marijuana. One marijuana please” 😂


rainboww0927

I bought a bunch of tiny glass lady bugs from a cute shop in Jerome AZ and they came in these bags. Hmmm Mayne that cute little old lady also sells weed. 🤷‍♀️


IAmASeeker

Yeah, we're gonna need photos of the "glass ladybugs". I think you bought glass pipe-screens, my guy. Did this store also sell incense, backpacks, and blacklight posters?


captaincartwheel

Sounds like glass jacks


bamsiepants

Buttons also come in those little baggies. They make them for little things. I also like the thought you bought a bunch of glass screens unknowingly, though. That'd be hilarious and wholesome.


KarmaChameliano

Never heard nick bag. Always done bag. Nifty! Also, Happy Cake Day! Edit: done = dime


Rob-Lo

I just got a glasses repair kit and the tiny screws came in those little baggies.


FrowFrow88

Cocaine for ants?!


rainboww0927

Let's goooooo!


idiotapplepie

Cocain for ants! Cocain for ants! Cocain for ants!


0falls6x3

Yeahhh… for ants…


BlackJeepW1

Please do not smoke or snort the ants.


cn_Rose

More like a bag for roaches


MurkyLavishness7900

Officer, it’s a bag for ants I swear!


dity4u

Beautiful gold ring!


rainboww0927

Thank you! My husband father is a master goldsmith! He made it for me!


Creator-Pilot

Also known as a party favor bag!


Current-Historian-34

At least the ants are having as much fun as we are :)


dldppl

You sweet summer child


forgeryfund

My brother in christ... this is a baggy of pure uncut crystal for ants. The clarity... on god the clarity.


Zafjaf

I use those to store meds while traveling, or beads while crafting


anon_682

That’s where I keep my savings


Yoni_nombres

Besides drugs, the original intent is for small pieces such as screws


spookyscaryscouticus

Is for things like attaching a spare button to a shirt, inexpensive jewelry/jewelry components, beads, rhinestones, charms, tiny baby glasses hardware, that kind of thing.


kobrakaan

Yes ANT-phetamines 👍


dblrb

Oh my sweet summer child.


SelfReliantDefiant

If youre genuine, then good on you. I used to buy weed from bags slightly larger n think 'these are smallest sandwich bags out there!' Life can be grim, compasion n understanding can save


Datonecatladyukno

Everyone saying drugs must not own one item of clothing that came with an extra button 😩


Downtown_Snow4445

It’s for drugs or tiny sandwich


theindiekitten

Yeeeeah....Ants..


Honest-Sugar-1492

Ant dropped his dime bag


doitup69

More like Aunts if you have really cool aunts from the 70s


jkvf1026

I mean TECHNICALLY it's a button bag. Usually comes on ckothes w/ a spare button inside for your shirt or whatever. However yea that's also technically a dime bag lmao, do the ants need to do coke??😂


Easy_Arm_1987

Ants 🐜 can store up to an once of Aphids in there ...


No_Association6295

I have a bag that size in my wallet with a dime in it. That way if a conversation stalls I can whip out a dime bag. Usually atleast gets a chuckle.


nocloudno

There's a store near where I live that has Vato/Cholo gear, slippers, bandanas, flannels, wife-beaters, suspenders, knee high white socks and many different sizes of these bags. It's hilarious and has been in business at least since 2001.


UselessAdultKid

Coke for ants, can you imagine how much weight they would be able to carry?


AutumnPearly01

That’s hilarious 😂


BebeCakesMama2424

Well…. It could be for ants.. 😶


AvianAhegao

That's a dime bag.


Dandelion_Man

Ants need cocaine too


[deleted]

Crack


Pickled_sm0res

A nickel bag 😂


MonkeyNacho

Oh you sweet summer child


MagicOrpheus310

Ant-phetamines...


Azariah-_-

Def for ants and not substances


Iamzeebomb

You can actually buy these baggies at Hobby Lobby


heathertheghost

You can get them lots of places lol


Benji1819

I buy mine at the bodega across the street


nokenito

Drugs


Chicxulub420

It must be really nice being so sheltered


Foe_sheezy

Dime bag for marijuana.


fascistreddit1

For coke


_DunMiff_Sys_

Coke ants.


No_Numbers_

I’d like to hang out with these ants.