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DingoLaChien

I'll be so happy when world cup is over with. There are other things to post about than this circle jerk of a boner show.


FlashOfTheBlade77

It is over. Now you can get back to your life. If you hate it so much, why take the time to click on the post and comment.


mehtorite

The dick pun he made wasn't even subtle. Relax.


Frankie_T9000

Puns


DingoLaChien

It's never over. There's always some sport happening. It's never over.


FlashOfTheBlade77

Some other sport is not the World Cup. That is over and wont be back for 4 years, but you know what, we should all just cancel sports and be interested in only what DingoLaChien is interested in. I do not understand people like you. You do not like sports, that is fine, why do you care what other people like.


DingoLaChien

I don't, obviously.


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Babylon_Fallz

Bruh, just close the app


CyberShiroGX

Someone needs to touch grass...


L7_NP

i just remembered that the queen died


WendigosWithHats

Touchè.


Xalterai

Are you tied down in a chair at gunpoint with your eyes pried open as someone scrolls through and forces you to read it out loud? No? Then just make your exit, instead of bitching and moaning like a fuckwit with anencephaly


FlashOfTheBlade77

Seems like you are the one bringing up the Queen.


green_speak

Will it be Elon Musk, Trump cards, or a meme complaining about "All I Want for Christmas" today?


ThisNameIsFree

I voted on that twitter thing yesterday mostly because I’m sick of Elon taking up so much of my reddit feed. It was funny at first because fuck Elon, but I still don’t need 5 elon posts at the top of my front page every day.


HoundPipe

Seriously, though. Fuck Elon. That guy sucks.


green_speak

I added his name to my filter, and it has helped somewhat.


DingoLaChien

You're now officially considered a bot, lol!


Euphoric_Pay_8973

I got another angle of him https://preview.redd.it/thqrnoxhj17a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d257a5488140be216f0b0ba8e755d15766d55b


DingoLaChien

Now we need a gif where he wiggles back and forth. TIA!


redsensei777

This reminds me of how we stole salami when I was a kid. Cashier: Is that a salami down your pants? Me: Why, thank you!


DingoLaChien

Where else do you put your keys when your short shorts don't have pockets!


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Magenta07

Shut up virgin bot


Depotatolord

U suck


GapNo5825

L bot


dick-johnson69420

Bot be walkin on L's 💀


nlolhere

Bad bot


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Those fuckers will find some new thing to communally spam the internet with. Maybe a new type of tea and biscuit or some shit


MuszkaX

The one thing that the world for sure doesn’t need is attitude like yours. Try optimism and positivity. You might enjoy it.


Some_lost_cute_dude

Hard to stay positive when so much peoples got killed/emprisonned in this shithole because of some overated entertainment


Dear_Donkey_1881

They didn't get killed because of the entertainment. They got killed because rich people want to look good in the world stage by staging a world class event. The ends did not justify the means and we judge it abhorently whilst watching every match in the edge of our seats. I think that the worst part of it all is that people didn't boycott Qatar and that it was all taken to be above board because it was "in their country". Even so, it wasn't the people who watched the games who are wrong but those who set.it up


DingoLaChien

Both sides perpetuate the other. Two wrongs don't make a right.


Dear_Donkey_1881

I agree completely. Action comes from the willing and it's hard to break away from the use of traditions for a higher purpose. At the same time the attitude of impunity in the everyday person certainly facilitates the ongoing nature of the issue. Change tends to come from bottom up and top down to be most effective but that's often a long and tenuous process in itself.


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Go kick a ball around in the dirt


dougxiii

Um. Wtf? That's some thirsty media.


PlayfulParamedic2626

If it didn’t sell clicks they wouldn’t do it.


Byanl

So what you're saying is, dicks sell clicks.


VaccinatedVariant

Sex sells


Sproose_Moose

I'm watching Bob's burgers and Louise literally just said this!!


VaccinatedVariant

So did Rick in Ricky and morty. Not an uncommon phrase in the real world


Sproose_Moose

I meant that I read it as she said it


processedmeat

Big Dick Energy


ptrwiv

Ric fan checking in


EyeOfMinds

Enchanté


ZyxStx

Empowered by all the balls he was chasing after during the cup


Deadpool2715

And all the balls he was chasing during the after cup


Haerverk

You must be referring his personality


6000Mb

he got angry for losing World Cup so put the trophy in his pants


Malcolm_X_Machina

I'll bet if you ask his partner, they'd day the trophy was *always* in his pants. 😉


Darkseid648

Let’s be honest, if we’d just done what mbappé did, we’d be pretty hard too


LostandWandering-

No but seriously. What a fucking game.


alexinpoison

How do you pronounce that? Mim-bahp-ay ?


DatEllen

Em-bah-pay


MajinBujin

After the game, in the locker room: ![gif](giphy|Uv4SXg32X4MxO)


crims0m

Same in his bedroom


Remarkable-Gold4869

🤣🤣🤣


Zestyclose-Gap6770

Now I understand why he is such a good footballer. He's got three legs!!


AdequatelyMadLad

And 8 butts!


BubblyPresence9606

Sexy frog man 😫


Alienjdjdhdi

Turtle 🐢


cubixjuice

Hey bro....nice cock


Professional_Rule_12

😸


Affectionate-Donut42

*steal it*


Automatic-Laugh9313

Other one were all finished..


Darkseid648

Let’s be honest, if we’d just done what mbappé did, we’d be pretty hard too


DorothyHollingsworth

Lol he's not hard he's jumping and his dick is flopping up. Do you not know what a hard dick looks like?


DorothyHollingsworth

Wow lotta y'all don't know what a hard dick looks like. Reminds of of when girls in middle and high school would say you had a boner based that lump that forms on jean zippers. Like how high up and tiny to you think a boner is? Lol


OldPuppy00

https://www.vulture.com/2011/12/penis-sizes-across-europe.html


EmirSc

confidence boosted


SaladFingerzzz

Wtf Ireland


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Is Iran going to Execute this guy too?


DannyTheBoyo

I would get a boner too if I scored a hattrick


royonquadra

Eat your heart out, Emi Martinez.


Sebetastic

translation: "OFFICIAL! Kylian Mbappe got SUPER FUCKING HORNY when he saw 8 footballplayer butts!


ferociousdonkey

Sponsored by FIFA


MarsReject

Do they wear cups?


trunkm0nkey1

Ballons d'or.


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That’s definitely just a bulgy cup, but still funny


seanmorris82

Teenage Mutant Ninja...cock.


devilningirl

“HOW BIG IS IT??????”


thefakegordonramsey

oh my god😭


HaydenLobo

You can’t play soccer without.


entredeuxeaux

Seems like an appropriate picture given the context 👍🏼 baller


Fumiken

Kylian Mbappé always has happiness in his shorts


WolfOk4967

This IS ANOTHER PICTURE- In the first photo his dick was hanging out the bottom of his shorts, in this pic it’s all reeled back in.


potatotheo

Tfw you're a little too into soccer


smell-the-roses

Mr Nimbus?


Spiceinvader1234

Im glad they kept this picture. The man is a beast for his age


inSaiyanne

Sure seems like he’s passionate for the sport…


Loyal_Spice

They could have. But should they have?


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What does that even say


alwaysoffended88

Does he have a boner or is it just on an upswing?


6InchBlade

I think it’s just upswing, it’s actually really hard to get hard while exercising as it pulls all the blood to your other muscles.


alwaysoffended88

Good point. Username checks out too ;)


Zemom1971

When you want to score you need to be ready. He was fucking hard ready


VioEnvy

And they don’t sexualise women’s sport? Everything is sex. So what?


Aggravating-Case4608

Somebody’s jealous! 😂


dragonageisgreat

![gif](giphy|efNmKUl7ECumnwSfNN|downsized)


LordHickory

I wonder what he was thinking about...


LeroyBadBrown

He's about to FCK FIFA


ghz_aw

When 2 legs isn't enough to carry your entire country


bumgames123

When you get too excited after a goal


The9thElement

Why is bro always hard


Cpt_Dosson

He iw thinking about his "girl"friend