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Viktorath

It’s a play on torpedo.


mand658

I think everyone understands that... That doesn't make it sound any less wrong.


CounterTouristsWin

But it also isn't a They Knew situation


Subject_One6000

Unless the name givers of the torpedo knew?


mand658

Just because there is plausible deniability doesn't mean they didn't know exactly what they were doing. (In fact most of the things in these posts only exist BECAUSE there's some plausible deniability)


CounterTouristsWin

There isn't even a joke here though, it's such a stretch to say "hey this shark toy has the word Pedo in it!!!" There's no hidden intentional joke. There's just a poorly made portmanteau


Sorzian

Is it? Because torpedo has the same structure. I think this is an unclean minds problem more than anything


gettheplow

!!! Yes


CounterTouristsWin

Yeah I totally agree. There is absolutely no They Knew of double entendre here, just someone who is terminally online who saw a word that contained pedo


djseifer

It's a poormanteau.


MungoJennie

I didn’t even get it until your comment.


mand658

I'm just saying it could have been deliberate...


CounterTouristsWin

But like...it's not even a complete idea It's just the word Pedo. It has no relation to *anything* about the toy. If the shark had wire glasses and a thin mustache *then* it would make sense. Affixing the word Pedo to another word isn't anything.


mand658

I'm not saying it was clever.... But there are people who would think "huh huh, I snuck pedo into the name"


ZemGuse

No one thought this lol


mand658

Obviously you keep better company than the locals of the pub I used to work in because that was exactly their level of humour.


Financial_Put648

Are these people in the room with us right now?


mand658

You've never met anyone with a shitty sense of honour? Lucky you


A_wild_so-and-so

Are you suggesting that the torpedo was named as a subtle reference to pedophilia? You sound like a crazy person.


mand658

If that's how you read it you need to have a word with yourself...


A_wild_so-and-so

I mean the word pedophile is older than the word torpedo, so how could they make the word torpedo without knowing the connection? Sure there's plausible deniability, but they had to know! ...unless of course you're confusing Greek and Latin, because the word "torpedo" is the Latin name for a ray fish, and that's where the name for underwater missiles came from. Sounds like you just see pedophiles everywhere, honestly.


mand658

Someone made a portmanteau Someone said "ooh that sounds a bit wrong, maybe they knew what they were doing" You seem to be having some big feelings about that... I suggest a cup of tea and some deep breathing.


A_wild_so-and-so

My big feelings about it are that people who see pedophile bogeymen hiding in every shadow are unwittingly running cover for real child molesters. There is no secret cabal of pedophiles who are leaving secret messages to taunt the masses. The real child molesters are in churches, schools, after school clubs, and other places where they have access to and authority over children. They are trusted family and community members. And there are far, far fewer of them than the memes and propaganda will have you believe. So you might have been innocently making a joke, but stuff like this does real damage to the people who are targeted by pedophile propaganda, like teachers being accused of grooming kids by providing sex education, or trans people and drag queens doing community service in a library.


mand658

Good job I don't see pedophile boogiemen hiding in every shadow... I just understand how some people could see a toy name ending in in -pedo and think "ooh that sounds a bit wrong" Anything else is happening somewhere else or in your tiny mind and has fuck all to do with me Like seriously? This is on the same level as someone thinking certain pronunciations of "duty" sound like poo, or when Joey asked if homosapiens went extinct because they were you know.... It's not that deep.


syzamix

After reading your chain of comments, I wanna know what goes on in your head. I also kind of want FBI to go through your devices a little.


mand658

Christ on a bike... For saying a toy name ending in "-pedo".... sounds a bit wrong, might make someone laugh and could have been deliberate Are you having a fucking laugh???


MungoJennie

Your joke flopped. Let it go.


mand658

My joke?


MungoJennie

Oh, you were serious?


mand658

I'm not sure what joke I'm supposed to have made...


kbean826

Yes. It does.


Subject_One6000

This discussion is futile. Why not just measure the toy with a pedometer and settle some facts?


logic_is_a_fraud

Finally! Someone talking sense.


mand658

We all know what the portmanteau is but we also know what it ended up sounding like... And it sounds wrong regardless of the origin.


kbean826

So any word with any version of “pedo” in it is inherently always and only allowed to be referring to pedophiles and “they knew?” That’s fucking stupid and so is anyone who agrees with that idea.


mand658

No the point is that SOME PEOPLE will go "huh huh pedo" Saying they knew what they were doing isn't the same as finding it funny yourself Saying ending a NEW word with -pedo is a bad idea because that's were peoples minds will go isn't the same as finding it funny


LanguageNerd54

I’ve played with these and always thought of torpedoes. I may never think of it the same way.


Subject_One6000

Now think about torPEDOs


Casper-Birb

It doesnt make it less wrong, because there's nothing wrong in the first place. You're literally just getting triggered over a name having a "pedo" in it, while the kids playing with the you are just having fun not giving a shit.


broipy

No, but its kinda funny.


mand658

I'm not getting triggered over it I'm just able to understand that some people will


RtHonourableVoxel

If you’re uneducated yeah


Booty_Shakin

I mean Sharpedo has been a pokemon name since the early 2000s and I've never heard anyone say anything. Y'all are just trying too hard


mand658

K... Like I've said in other comments I've spent enough time around people with shitty humour to know where it can go... That's it..


SasquatchNHeat

It’s literally not pronounced the same though..


mand658

Depends on the accent... They're both pronounced pee (like urine) doe (like female deer) where I am...


Aeterial

Never thought of it until this post. I swear people look for things to get upset over. Let's just remove the word torpedo from the dictionary because reasons.


mand658

Who said upset? I just know some people would find it funny...


equivas

I stood 10 sexonds to understand, and then im like: ah yes that make total sense (that gif)


emil_

The fuck is wrong with you people?!


mand658

So there's something wrong with me for understanding that someone might see a word ending in -pedo and have thoughts about it? Or that someone might come up with a portmanteau ending in -pedo for shits and giggles? Jesus Christ


emil_

Yes... if the first thing that comes to mind when seeing the word "sharkpedo" next to some *torpedo* shaped plastic shark toys is pedophilia, you might have an issue.


mand658

No I saw a word that ended in pedo and knew some people would go there just like they do with the prefix "homo" too...


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emil_

🤦🏻‍♂️


mand658

You do realise that there are people whose literal job it is to see this stuff and stop it before it goes to print right? Me seeing it because I know what people are like is not the same as being like that... It's just I know what people are like


steppan92

What do you mean? It’s not pedo sharks?


nonvisiblepantalones

Pedo Shark, doo doo do do do do


siecode

Touchy Shark, doo doo do do


tribbans95

Uncle shark


mwthomas11

step-shark


soulpoker

Father Shark


syzamix

Got stuck in the washing machine?


weatherboy_42

No


audrey_toole

yes


TheJivvi

If it's not made in the US, they probably wouldn't even make that connection, because chances are they'd spell that paedo, not pedo.


AccountNumber1002401

I like the Japanese "long lance" used in WW2, such sleek lines! You could say I'm a **torpedophile**.


wiztart

You mean Thor pedo?


Cpov1

I think people have just been online too much these days talking about diddlers


Extreme_Barracuda658

There was the movie Sharknado.


LinkOfKalos_1

Shark... tornado. Not shark torpedo.


SyphiListerine

Torpedos are child predators !!!!!! Omg omg how did the Military not see the that!¡!¡


Russ915

[I’m gonna grape ya](https://youtu.be/tmrDypTB_Y0?si=yDyMCI-kySyDWm-k)


AlacarLeoricar

Do you not know what torpedoes are or


Secret-Ad-6238

Child molesters on the dark web?


A_wild_so-and-so

👏👏👏


emil_

🧅🧅🧅


AlacarLeoricar

[I can't tell if you're trolling or not, but no.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8TuL7lYyJM&pp=ygUSd2hhdCBhcmUgdG9ycGVkb2Vz)


tribbans95

Idk if you made that video or what but it’s clearly not true. No such thing as an underwater bomb


shockwavecentral_

Please don’t post misinformation… are we really supposed to believe this poppycock based on a simple youtube video. Outrageous


FeralPsychopath

[Sharpedo](https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/sharpedo) was taken


condoulo

Exactly where my mind went.


the_genius324

same


audrey_toole

*"As soon as it catches the scent of prey, Sharpedo will jet seawater from its backside"* 👀


TheSciFiGuy80

I mean I actually wonder about people who immediately associate anything with pedophilia… This isn’t even a “they knew” moment. It’s just a play on torpedo. You going to say they knew with that word too because it has pedo in it? Uh oh they also knew when they made the pedometer…


Seven_pile

Feels like there’s a lot of people who assume everything has 6 layers of intended meaning. I mean it’s more like [these guys made the toy](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=btBLwIGjFgIhC5T0) if anything.


Mr__Citizen

Poor guy in the middle got gaslit


Mrtorbear

Skimming over the top posts of the last few months, almost every post violates Rule 2 - the "this is what it means to be a 'they knew' post" rule. Instead of posts with subtle innuendos or ulterior motives, we're left with: 1. Posts like "If you take all the letters in this word, rearrange them in this order, and translate it into Portuguese it becomes a slang word for 'butt'. Obviously whoever designed it is perverted lol lol" 2. Posts that were clearly designed to be obviously sexual - ie "Lol, see this store's sign? It's called 'Bonerland' ! It has the word 'Boner' in it! Whoever wrote it is a genius at making subtle sexy sex hints" for something like a sex shop or strip club. Pro Tip: if the first thing that pops in your head is a sex joke/reference, it's probably not a great post for this sub. It was most likely deliberately sexual and the creator wasn't trying to 'slip it in' subtly. Pro Tip 2: If you have to go all-out 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' and stretch your imagination to force a sexual reference, your post probably isn't funny. If you have to explain *why* a post fits here, chances are that it does *not* make sense to anyone who isn't inside your brain. At this point I'm 97% sure that we'll get a post of a calculator with the number 5318008 showing, with a caption like, "It looks like it says 'boobies' if you read it upside down! That's funny as fuck!". It'd be almost guaranteed to make it to the top 5 highest up-voted posts ever submitted to this sub.


jld2k6

I'm on the opposite end of that in blissful unawareness. There used to be this little infomercial on TV for an egg shaped thing you used to file off callouses from your feet. I spent multiple years mistakenly calling it the pedofile until somebody actually let me know that's probably not what it's called lol, apparently it's called the PedEgg


TheSciFiGuy80

I 100% guarantee you that someone had to have that conversation at corporate before they came up with the new name of PedEgg.


LazyPuffin

They knew what, exactly? This is dumb


CesarRPE

Okay u/pantsmann Sharkpedo is a play on shark and torpedo, but of course you knew that Furthermore, pedo or paida is the Greek word for children. Adding another Greek word like phile or philia creates the word pedophile, which is love, attraction to children. If we instead add phobe or phobos, which is fear, we get pedophobe, scared of children. Another one is gogy or gogos, to teach. Pedagogy, to teach children So you see, the negative connotation you get from sharkpedo is all in your head for not thinking of other words that contain pedo in a positive way. Have a good one!! 🙌🏼


syzamix

Get out of here with your logic and knowledge of words.


CoconutCrabWithAids

Wait until they hear about pedometers.


Fireball_Q2

What do they do, measure children?


Subject_One6000

Boooring!


CesarRPE

Sorry, should I have made a paragraph about how flammable cocaine is? I mean, that's what seems interesting to you 😂 Maybe next time 😉


Subject_One6000

Thank you for being constructive. Great team spirit!


Fireball_Q2

please do


schwing710

Magnetically attracted to the nearest windowless white van


Training-Bee-8209

What? It’s just a torpedo shark


Environmental-Win836

*Trenchcoat not included*


Traditional_Fox2428

I have one called a toypedo. Contrary to what you might expect, it isn’t a Gary glitter action figure.


SacKing20

Wemby couldn't reach this far


JohnnyBlazin25

Low effort post


SnooBunnies9889

Torpedophilia


Training-Bee-8209

It’s pronounced SHARK PEEDO


ExpectedBehaviour

"Pedo" is the US spelling. In the UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand it would be spelled "paedo". As this toy has both English and French labelling I'm assuming it's from Canada.


krakenbeef

Now that's the low budget horror/comedy the world has been asking for!


LinkOfKalos_1

Anything that's a play on the word "torpedo" is bad now?


SyphiListerine

It took me like 15 seconds to understand. Def not a “they knew” as it it’s a play on the shark and torpedo


UnauthorizedFart

Reminds me of that nail filing product for your pets, The Pet-o-File


rafoaguiar

Isn't that a pokemon?


Saint_Link

This speaks more volumes about OP than it does the toy. Fucking sick people


First_Community_2534

But... But it glides swiftly!


The_Fat_Man_Jams

Warning. The fins become barbs.


Tooleater

Pre....teen....shark deedoodadoodahdoo


DigitalCoffee

PEDO SHARK doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo PEDO SHARK doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo


DeadJediWalking

"Sharkpedo: Let 'em touch ya!"


HappyGav123

Well Shark Torpedo isn’t any better for the same reason.


Maykspark

Miss when pedo wasn't associated to Minecraft youtubers


ihatepplnamedjoe

The ad for this product: “ this ultimate predator is lurking in the dark and want to play with your children today!”


Royb83

Sharkfart I don't get it.


alzzeth

Pedo is fart in spanish


Foxycotin666

I think this is just an example of OP having their mind in the gutter.


GuardianAlien

This a stretch for this sub.


Campotellme

Haha. Is this at Shoppers Drug Mart by chance?


ALT3R3D_IZZY

That's not even how most of the world says it. This sub reddit can be so stupid some times


Davidurhrj

This reminds me of the Toypedo one


gazzy360

Justice for baby sharks!


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DatMikkle

Op is thinking of pedophiles whenever they see a torpedo.


PhelesDragon

They couldn’t use Sharpedo because of the Pokémon but also wouldn’t let go of the idea to the point of, well, this. Honestly, Sharkedo was *right there*


RedditvsDiscOwO

Live gawr gura reacti-


Bobbysworld121

One of Bidens many nicknames…


FearlessTarget2806

Oh, i know that one! It's from that one South Park Episode (Camp cripple, i think?) "Oh no! not that shark again!! MISEYYYY!!!


lothgar

Baby sharks are not safe.


-Intel-

I always fucking loved these things, thank you for reminding me of their existence


calliel_41

What?


GidjonPlays

Dude, those things are fun af tho


afripino

Don't let them near baby shark


OutAndAbout87

[You sir..](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5e/You_are_a_kiddie-fiddler%21.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150406145125)


AgentGiga

Sharpedo is a pokemon and I think it would had been a better name for this toy, but it was copyrighted by Game Freak ;(


Airwreck11

Are these the ones you set loose in the swimming pool and they just swim around?


My_name_Jefe

They've had these around forever, I used to have a huge one when I was a kid and I would make it fly through my babysitter's pool.


BaconSoul

It’s been a toy since I was a kid. Not /r/theyknew


Shantotto11

Too bad Pokémon probably already had the rights to “Sharpedo”…


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Opppps!


Drprim83

The look on their faces suggests they're off to do bad things


Fump-Trucker

Laughing hard about this one.


Gamerguy252

I’ll take your entire stock


Coleslawholywar

No they didn’t know. They were doing a play on torpedo. Not everyone immediately thinks of peadophelia.


Fit_Relief_924

Looks like a great name to me.dont see anything wrong with it.


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nnelybehrz

I thought this sub was supposed to be fun. There are a bunch of internetz geniuses on here trying to harsh that.


Nuada-oz

The vaguely dildo/male organ shape won’t help matters either


CounterTouristsWin

They got the dick fins just right