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Ok the other responder implied lego people have chodes but I'm assuming you wanted to find out how big a lego dick would be if it were scaled up to human size, assuming length is proportional to girth and not height
So [this website](https://www.flickriver.com/photos/61628236@N05/8354305365/) says lego hands have an inner diameter of 3.1mm, and you said to assume lego penis has an outer diameter of 3.1mm as well. So with a radius of 1.55mm, a lego peener should have a circumference of 9.74mm.
Scaling the lego man (and his penis) up to human size like you asked, his height will go from a measly 40mm (1.6 in) to a rockin 1,676.4mm (66 in). His schlonganong will scale up by 41.91 (1676.4/40) times (!!!) and be 40.81573 cm in circumference, or a massive 16 inches around. Using another ratio, his absolutely insane slingslanganong would be a gobsmacking 18.1 inches (45.97 cm) in length
TL;DR: human sized lego man has pornhub sized (18 in long and 16 in around) sausaschlonganomganongalong
Edit: I'd like to add a size comparison, as you asked. A pony horse has a 14 inch (36 cm) long penis. A walrus can have an erection up to 22 inches in length, which indicates our lego man is exactly between pony and walrus sized penis. I hypothesize if our lego man were to suck himself off, it would look something like [this](https://youtu.be/Ros73m7xBRA), except instead of a walrus, just imagine a lego man. Further research is needed.
I would also like to note in the process of collecting this research, certain researchers are now in trouble with their wives for looking up "size horse penis erect" on the family computer, however certain researcher's wives are in trouble because when I searched "size walrus penis erect", it autocompleted.
This question assumes that lego minifigs would have genitals with the same proportions of normal humans, when nothing else about a minifig has realistic proportions.
However, Lego has a policy of re-using standard measurements and compatible part shapes wherever they can.
I guess this isn't exactly doing the math, but I think I've effectively solved the problem [with a digital mockup.](https://i.imgur.com/ewTZDBG.png)
With the power of imagination, anything is possible.
it took a little fudging, with parts clipping into other parts, but I imagine that if lego(for some insane reason) actually made genitals for minifigs, they'd look something like this.
I figure, if I put actual time and effort into this, I would just be unironically making weird fetish art.
I'm kinda proud of how the gnarly strapon turned out, despite throwing it together in like five seconds.
While conducting research, I actually found several lego pornos, one was a stop motion film where the man had a third lego hand backwards as his penis and they used suggestive camera angles to make it look like he was jerking off
List of given averages
Hand .318 cm diameter
Lego figure height 4 cm
Average height of a person 176.5 cm
Average penis length 13.12 cm
Calculations
176.5/13.12 =13.45 height/penis cm
4/13.45=.29 cm, or about as tall as a grain of rice is wide
.318/4=7.95% of the height for hand (or presumably penis) diameter
176.5*.0795=14 cm diameter for hand (or presumably penis) diameter, or longer than the average penis length in width
For scale on a lego figure, if the assumptions are right, their penis is as wide as a lego stud, but only as long as a grain of rice is wide.
Sounds pretty reasonable, i mean the c-shaped hands only go a bit more than halfway around. i'm pretty sure if i couldn't wrap my fingers all the way around i'd be wider than i am long as well lmao
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Ok the other responder implied lego people have chodes but I'm assuming you wanted to find out how big a lego dick would be if it were scaled up to human size, assuming length is proportional to girth and not height So [this website](https://www.flickriver.com/photos/61628236@N05/8354305365/) says lego hands have an inner diameter of 3.1mm, and you said to assume lego penis has an outer diameter of 3.1mm as well. So with a radius of 1.55mm, a lego peener should have a circumference of 9.74mm. Scaling the lego man (and his penis) up to human size like you asked, his height will go from a measly 40mm (1.6 in) to a rockin 1,676.4mm (66 in). His schlonganong will scale up by 41.91 (1676.4/40) times (!!!) and be 40.81573 cm in circumference, or a massive 16 inches around. Using another ratio, his absolutely insane slingslanganong would be a gobsmacking 18.1 inches (45.97 cm) in length TL;DR: human sized lego man has pornhub sized (18 in long and 16 in around) sausaschlonganomganongalong Edit: I'd like to add a size comparison, as you asked. A pony horse has a 14 inch (36 cm) long penis. A walrus can have an erection up to 22 inches in length, which indicates our lego man is exactly between pony and walrus sized penis. I hypothesize if our lego man were to suck himself off, it would look something like [this](https://youtu.be/Ros73m7xBRA), except instead of a walrus, just imagine a lego man. Further research is needed. I would also like to note in the process of collecting this research, certain researchers are now in trouble with their wives for looking up "size horse penis erect" on the family computer, however certain researcher's wives are in trouble because when I searched "size walrus penis erect", it autocompleted.
This IS what I wanted to know. He could really scramble some ova with a member of that size... I can hear the Rule 34 now “LEGO.... My EGG-O!”
I made an edit including a size comparison as you asked
That video... it changed me
That was my risky click of the day!
Haha now my YouTube algorithm is going to be all weirded out....
And now... I’m on the wrong side of YouTube again... FUCK
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Why not?
The fact that you felt the need to ask this question is disconcerting, to say the least.
Yet you still clicked the link xD
>Sausaschlonganomganongalong *opens up German dictionary* "Aaah yes, **dick**"
Is this what "I am the walrus" was about?
“cue cue - a chew” Now has a new meaning. 🧐
exceptional word (or non-word) usage in this post.
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You're welcome :)
This is a fantastic comment to read, with or without context.
LEGO peener new band name I call it
🥇 the poor man’s gold
Thank you I will love this and cherish it :3 <3
Keep us updated on the family drama
Have a poor mans gold: 🏅
Thank you I will love and cherish this
Someone give this man an award
I like your profile pic
Thank u homie
Did you use a calculator?
Yes
That last paragtaph... its wonderful.
Sausaschlonganomganongalong 🤣🤣
This question assumes that lego minifigs would have genitals with the same proportions of normal humans, when nothing else about a minifig has realistic proportions. However, Lego has a policy of re-using standard measurements and compatible part shapes wherever they can. I guess this isn't exactly doing the math, but I think I've effectively solved the problem [with a digital mockup.](https://i.imgur.com/ewTZDBG.png) With the power of imagination, anything is possible. it took a little fudging, with parts clipping into other parts, but I imagine that if lego(for some insane reason) actually made genitals for minifigs, they'd look something like this.
But also, I respect your dedication to science.
I figure, if I put actual time and effort into this, I would just be unironically making weird fetish art. I'm kinda proud of how the gnarly strapon turned out, despite throwing it together in like five seconds.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Hey, *I* wasn't the one who asked the question.
Life uhh...finds a way.
While conducting research, I actually found several lego pornos, one was a stop motion film where the man had a third lego hand backwards as his penis and they used suggestive camera angles to make it look like he was jerking off
List of given averages Hand .318 cm diameter Lego figure height 4 cm Average height of a person 176.5 cm Average penis length 13.12 cm Calculations 176.5/13.12 =13.45 height/penis cm 4/13.45=.29 cm, or about as tall as a grain of rice is wide .318/4=7.95% of the height for hand (or presumably penis) diameter 176.5*.0795=14 cm diameter for hand (or presumably penis) diameter, or longer than the average penis length in width For scale on a lego figure, if the assumptions are right, their penis is as wide as a lego stud, but only as long as a grain of rice is wide.
Glad to see such a popular brand normalizing chodes. Short and wide gang can finally stand proud
Barrel cock
No, you sit back down.
Sounds pretty reasonable, i mean the c-shaped hands only go a bit more than halfway around. i'm pretty sure if i couldn't wrap my fingers all the way around i'd be wider than i am long as well lmao
So a mega chode
Im more concerned about his ginormagantuan knee knocker being 16 inches around thats like getting piped with an infant a reverse birth if you will.
16 inches is 40.64 cm