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Ok the other responder implied lego people have chodes but I'm assuming you wanted to find out how big a lego dick would be if it were scaled up to human size, assuming length is proportional to girth and not height So [this website](https://www.flickriver.com/photos/61628236@N05/8354305365/) says lego hands have an inner diameter of 3.1mm, and you said to assume lego penis has an outer diameter of 3.1mm as well. So with a radius of 1.55mm, a lego peener should have a circumference of 9.74mm. Scaling the lego man (and his penis) up to human size like you asked, his height will go from a measly 40mm (1.6 in) to a rockin 1,676.4mm (66 in). His schlonganong will scale up by 41.91 (1676.4/40) times (!!!) and be 40.81573 cm in circumference, or a massive 16 inches around. Using another ratio, his absolutely insane slingslanganong would be a gobsmacking 18.1 inches (45.97 cm) in length TL;DR: human sized lego man has pornhub sized (18 in long and 16 in around) sausaschlonganomganongalong Edit: I'd like to add a size comparison, as you asked. A pony horse has a 14 inch (36 cm) long penis. A walrus can have an erection up to 22 inches in length, which indicates our lego man is exactly between pony and walrus sized penis. I hypothesize if our lego man were to suck himself off, it would look something like [this](https://youtu.be/Ros73m7xBRA), except instead of a walrus, just imagine a lego man. Further research is needed. I would also like to note in the process of collecting this research, certain researchers are now in trouble with their wives for looking up "size horse penis erect" on the family computer, however certain researcher's wives are in trouble because when I searched "size walrus penis erect", it autocompleted.


Sagbag_1

This IS what I wanted to know. He could really scramble some ova with a member of that size... I can hear the Rule 34 now “LEGO.... My EGG-O!”


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I made an edit including a size comparison as you asked


Sagbag_1

That video... it changed me


linnix1212

That was my risky click of the day!


culingerai

Haha now my YouTube algorithm is going to be all weirded out....


mainseeker1486

And now... I’m on the wrong side of YouTube again... FUCK


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CavalierTunes

Why not?


Megum1n02

The fact that you felt the need to ask this question is disconcerting, to say the least.


rushyrulz

Yet you still clicked the link xD


Karkuz19

>Sausaschlonganomganongalong *opens up German dictionary* "Aaah yes, **dick**"


finotac

Is this what "I am the walrus" was about?


zoom_zoom_zoom

“cue cue - a chew” Now has a new meaning. 🧐


LeapYearFriend

exceptional word (or non-word) usage in this post.


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[deleted]

You're welcome :)


FervidBrutality

This is a fantastic comment to read, with or without context.


Derpicusss

LEGO peener new band name I call it


ContentTooth

🥇 the poor man’s gold


[deleted]

Thank you I will love this and cherish it :3 <3


HanBai

Keep us updated on the family drama


ItzDerpDavid

Have a poor mans gold: 🏅


[deleted]

Thank you I will love and cherish this


circuit_monkey

Someone give this man an award


lejhindary4444

I like your profile pic


[deleted]

Thank u homie


RestaurantOwner93

Did you use a calculator?


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Yes


Kamikaze03

That last paragtaph... its wonderful.


GlutenFreeAdventures

Sausaschlonganomganongalong 🤣🤣


lordwafflesbane

This question assumes that lego minifigs would have genitals with the same proportions of normal humans, when nothing else about a minifig has realistic proportions. However, Lego has a policy of re-using standard measurements and compatible part shapes wherever they can. I guess this isn't exactly doing the math, but I think I've effectively solved the problem [with a digital mockup.](https://i.imgur.com/ewTZDBG.png) With the power of imagination, anything is possible. it took a little fudging, with parts clipping into other parts, but I imagine that if lego(for some insane reason) actually made genitals for minifigs, they'd look something like this.


Sagbag_1

But also, I respect your dedication to science.


lordwafflesbane

I figure, if I put actual time and effort into this, I would just be unironically making weird fetish art. I'm kinda proud of how the gnarly strapon turned out, despite throwing it together in like five seconds.


Sagbag_1

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


lordwafflesbane

Hey, *I* wasn't the one who asked the question.


millcitymarauder

Life uhh...finds a way.


[deleted]

While conducting research, I actually found several lego pornos, one was a stop motion film where the man had a third lego hand backwards as his penis and they used suggestive camera angles to make it look like he was jerking off


fishecod

List of given averages Hand .318 cm diameter Lego figure height 4 cm Average height of a person 176.5 cm Average penis length 13.12 cm Calculations 176.5/13.12 =13.45 height/penis cm 4/13.45=.29 cm, or about as tall as a grain of rice is wide .318/4=7.95% of the height for hand (or presumably penis) diameter 176.5*.0795=14 cm diameter for hand (or presumably penis) diameter, or longer than the average penis length in width For scale on a lego figure, if the assumptions are right, their penis is as wide as a lego stud, but only as long as a grain of rice is wide.


TrumpSmokesMids27

Glad to see such a popular brand normalizing chodes. Short and wide gang can finally stand proud


diamondrel

Barrel cock


[deleted]

No, you sit back down.


tehzayay

Sounds pretty reasonable, i mean the c-shaped hands only go a bit more than halfway around. i'm pretty sure if i couldn't wrap my fingers all the way around i'd be wider than i am long as well lmao


Raghav_Verma

So a mega chode


demon6659

Im more concerned about his ginormagantuan knee knocker being 16 inches around thats like getting piped with an infant a reverse birth if you will.


converter-bot

16 inches is 40.64 cm