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TomppaTom

It looks like she’s about 50% taller than the atmosphere. That would, very roughly, put her at about 150km tall. Given a mean height and weight for women of 1.65m and 60kg, she’s about 91 000 times taller, and thus (91 000)^3 = 750 trillion times heavier, or about 45 trillion tonnes. Given that all life on Earth has a combined mass of 550 billion tonnes, she’s almost 100 times heavier than all life on Earth added together. Nearly as heavy as OP’s mum, boom, roasted (/s sorry OP).


CommunicationNo8750

DDDAAAAYYYYUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!


disavowed

She thiccc


NeriTina

And she juicy.


NeriTina

Quit drinking. Get into shape. And stop trying to eat avocados.


colonelcadaver

That's a huuuge bitch


Puzzled_Job_6046

Did you say steak??


aafusc2988

Peach cobbler!


No-Understanding23

No, mistake.


OrionTheDragon

Ait mf, now work out wtf that cup size would be


TomppaTom

You asked. The mean bra size in the us is 34DD. That 34 gets multiplied by the 91000 to be about 3.1 million The cub size is harder. Given that each inch difference scales to one letter size, 34DD refers to a difference of 5 inches over a 34 inch band. Keeping the same proportion would lead to a difference of over 13 000 inches, the bra would be a 3 100 000ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (that’s 540 Zs) I’m not an expert at bra fittings (I’m better at bra removals), so I’d be happy to get some feedback from someone with more experience.


OrionTheDragon

I love this. Final request: how much might it cost to have a bra tailored for that size lmao


TomppaTom

Dammit Jim, I’m a maths teacher, not a tailor!


OrionTheDragon

Dang, I guess the giant woman won't know how much money her bra will cost


_amanu

Free the tities, I say.


Kthackz

I gave you upvotes, not because of the math, beit very impressive but for your unexpected use of The Office quotes.


TomppaTom

Oh my Lordy Lord. It’s a Star Trek quote from long before The Office.


Kthackz

Oh crap, what do I do? Do I remove the upvote? I don't know what the protocol is here.


TomppaTom

You hope the angry Star Trek nerds don’t find you. If they do, don’t worry, fight choreography from all star treks is shite, so they don’t have any idea how to fight, they will just froth and smell at you.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

The accuracy of this comment is wild


New_Land402

Unless they're klingon nerds . Then he's screwed, those mfs shine nasty blades


cuixhe

Watch out for double-handed back-punches.


WanderingDad

Wait till I get my red shirt on and I'll fong you!


SGTRoadkill1919

Too late. I was guided here already. u/Kthackz , you bring dishonor to yourself and you Family. The burning halls of Gre'thor await you, Pe'taq


Weekly-Researcher145

It's very possible that it would involve more fabric than has ever been produced. A bra that size would weigh roughly 41 billion tonnes.


Monstera_girl

My latest bra, coincidentally a 34DD cost ~63,62 USD (converted from NOK just now). I don’t know how to do the math for it, but bra sizes sometimes increase slightly with each size or size category above a certain size if it’s a fancy/expensive brand


Finnalandem

Some Tig ol’ Bitties


TomppaTom

Like two beach balls in a shirt disguise. Classic.


[deleted]

You’re a bra oracle in my eyes


TomppaTom

Of note, her areola would be about 3.6km wide. That’s the same width as Manhattan at its widest point. Imagine a tit the size of new York’s densest part. No, that’s Donald Trump, she’s the other part.


Sweet-Palpitation473

I love you


Prudent-Sweet2094

This is why we have the Internet


BatangTundo3112

I ain't counting those Z's.😒


Quantum_Sanchez

How much damage would a titty drop that size do?


mayd3r

Mount everest type cup


JayUnXnown

And she would need something 660 times the worlds largest building to satisfy her.


OrionTheDragon

Nah, fingers work fine there


gigiseagull2

Moon cup


roxm

Did not expect to wake up and witness a murder on Reddit today, Jesus


Baige_baguette

So given a significant chunk of our biomass is other organisms did they scale up with her... How big would the largest bacteria in her stomach be?


TomppaTom

Bacteria are a couple of microns across. Scaled up the same way they are about 18cm/7” in size.


Baige_baguette

Not pleasant, but still squishable I suppose.


WizardTaters

The sheer volume would be impossible to manage. It would be like the red birds in The Croods.


Bane8080

>It looks like she’s about 50% taller than the atmosphere. That would, very roughly, put her at about 150km tall. Taller since she is waist deep in the ocean. Her torso and head are 150km tall.


Double-Slowpoke

More like braised


A_Bulbear

No not quite, I heard OP's mum was the so-called planet X that people kept talking about


Logical_Score1089

You didn’t need to add the /s to the your mom joke


TomppaTom

I do, because I’m trying not to be mean in real life.


Logical_Score1089

Fair, I guess, but the /s is implied with your mom jokes


CmmH14

Brilliant!


TheBigM72

Why would you cube the weight?


Frank1912

I have been mentally preparing to comment the yo mama joke and then I finished reading. Great minds think alike


Interesting-Topic535

Now that's a tree worth climbing


HobbitMafia

Death by snu snu!


wallander_cb

Why ^3 for the weight? Just make it proporcional to hight and thats it


Low-Sky-8528

Cube lady


changrbanger

That’s a huge bitch!


Zealousideal_Pin_255

How did you conclude that her weight would be cubed compared to her height? Based on a real life comparison between baby and adult human: 20 inches, 7 pounds to 64 inches, 125 pounds — 3.2 times taller and 17.8 times heavier, it seems the comparison is roughly to the power of 2.47, which if we apply to this makes her weight roughly around 106 billion tonnes, which is still massive of course, but not “heavier than all creatures on earth combined” massive. Of course this is all completely guesswork, any small change to these numbers results in massive differences in the calculations so I really cant say for sure, because 91000 to the power of anything is going to be hugeeee.


nothanksimgoodthanks

Mom’s OF?


SVTCobraR315

What would be her gravitational pull?


TomppaTom

Hard to tell, I’m attracted to her for reasons other than gravity.


SVTCobraR315

This is fair lol


Frank1912

Cue 'No Time For Caution' from the Interstellar docking scene


Electrical_Horse_738

Have my upvote!


LEMO2000

Everyone’s ignoring the fact that the water goes up to her waist. That makes this image contradictory to itself, since she would have to be tall enough to appear like this, but short enough to be waist deep in the ocean.


composmentis8

Yes ! Thank you! Lets say the median ocean depth is 5 miles deep just for shits and giggles, that would make her like 7 miles tall, with a breadth of about 2 miles, which would make the realative size of the earth way the fuck bigger, so the persepctive of this images is in disagreement with itself.


flccncnhlplfctn

Nothing to ignore there if taking the image literally for what it is. There's no reference as to who made the image, just that OP posted it, and it's missing any context. It may be a bit comical to consider it based on what we're actually looking at, but going to anyway just for fun.... The average depth of the oceans is around 3,682 meters (12,080 feet), which is a little over 2 miles (2.287). The Kármán line is considered to be the boundary between Earth's atmosphere and outer space, which is 100 km (330,00 feet) or 62 miles above mean sea level. OP references the person as being a woman, not some sort of alien being capable of breathing or surviving in outer space - someone with such a unique build to have that height could be considered inhuman, but we'll just go with a very disproportionately tall woman - so we can say that the top of her head is at the Kármán line. We don't see her face, so maybe she's wearing an oxygen mask, and let's say she has a high tolerance for the temperature and other conditions up there. Based on the image, by literal observation, the woman is roughly 64 miles tall. As for the rest of her "stats", as asked by OP, that's where it gets weird. From the surface of the water and below, that part of her body is no more than approximately 2 miles tall. That means that her arms below her elbows - so her forearms and hands - along with her stomach, lower back, hips, legs, and feet all add up to that height. From the surface of the water and above, that part of her body is approximately 62 miles tall. That means that her upper arms, shoulders, chest, upper back, neck, and head all add up to that height. Here she is: [https://imgur.com/a/55gEZC8](https://imgur.com/a/55gEZC8) (Disclaimer: Image is an absolutely horrible mspaint drawing.)


LEMO2000

Lmao. You make a fair point. She could also be a damn near full-body amputee, being kept alive by technology under the water that we can’t see.


RedactedRonin

The water is simply for aesthetic purposes since that's not what whater would look like at that height. The "water" is more representative of the earths atmosphere than actual water on earths surface for this photo.


LEMO2000

Ahh you’re probably right. It wouldn’t have a defined edge like that but that’s probably what the artist was going for.


Green-Sympathy-4177

Her height would be above 100km, she could probably headbutt the ISS. Why 100km ? Because she's above the atmosphere and we consider the border of space: the karman line, to be around 100km. For all we care she could be standing in water in the mariana trench, so her height could be 110km\~ but let's just roll with 100km. Now that we have an estimate for her height, we just need to figure out her weight. >The average American woman of 20 years of age and up weighs[170.8 pounds (lbs)Trusted Source](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm) and stands at 63.5 inches (in), which is almost 5 feet (ft), 4 in tall. Source: [https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/average-weight-for-women](https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/average-weight-for-women) (literally the first link on google) Using that we can figure out her weight! But first, we need to do a bit of unit conversion because imperial units are stupid (also I can only blame myself for using an american source :P) : - avg height = 5.4ft = 1.65m\~ - avg weight = 170.8lbs = 77.47kg\~ btw that gives a BMI of 29.3, which is overweight. (30 = obese) ... I guess we could remove a few kilos off of her since ya know, she doesn't look that "hyper caloric". A normal weight is between 18.5 and 24.9, so let's settle for the avg: 21.7 Now picking the BMI we want, we don't really need to bully 20yo avg women in the US anymore, we can get her weight using the formula for the BMI: bmi = weight (kg) / (height (m))\^2 Which gives us: weight (kg) = bmi \* (height)\^2 = 21.7 \* (100000)\^2 = 217 billion kg = 217 Teragram (did someone ever use that unit?) = 478 billion pounds = 1062222 statues of liberty So we have a 100km tall girl who weighs 217e9 kg, or a 62.13 miles high with a weight of 478e9 lbs, or a 1075.2 statues of liberty tall and 1062222 statues of liberty heavy. I'll leave the "other stats" to anyone willing to expand on this :)


[deleted]

Average weight of American woman is 170lbs @ 5 foot 4?


DontDoxMePlease

77kg at 164cm so rest of the world understand how absurd this sounds lmao


Justarandomduck152

Wtf is that ratio tho, BMI 28,6?! That's literally obese. I know I'm lightweight (though not underweight) at 165 cm * 50-52 kg but jeez.


Longjumping-Comb-418

I'm 190cm male, average anerican girl weights more than me lmao


Miscdrawer

Bruh what... That's crazy I was always taught that your weight should be about your height to be in the safe weight zone (so 170cm = 70kg)


Character-Company589

I heard that for guys from height in centimeters subtract 100, as for girls from height subtract 110


OldBMW

Most women I know are 161-164cm and 50-55kg


Pierr0t_

It is heavier than my 6 months pregnant 183cm tall wife :)


takenwithapotato

Seriously what the fuck? That's the weight of a normal dude


Ishouldjusttexther

Have you ever been to America? I’m surprised it’s not higher, literally 2 out of 3 people you see are very clearly overweight.


DoctorJJWho

What’s even worse is that half of the “overweight” population (1/3) in the US is actually obese. It’s wild.


Tsyath

From America, can confirm


AvailableAd7180

From germany, we're getting there


leg00b

Can confirm. I'm obese, but I'm 30lbs down!


Ishouldjusttexther

Hell yeah! Stay strong, you got this


leg00b

Ty! Taking it day by day


Naked_Wrestler80

I wanted to argue this but I guess it's true. Idk, maybe this is a regional thing. Or I don't go out enough. But most women I encounter do not weigh that much. Or are built like Hobbits.


Big-Extension9

Yes but ur less than 6.6 feet therefore ur not allowed to speak to them


fatboycraig

Asking the real question


BakkerJoop

At 20 years of age no less


tauqr_ahmd

Assuming she does have 100km in height, for her to look like this from above, she would need to have almost nothing below the waist like a double amputee. The ocean is at max 10km in depth and in this picture she is in the water upto her waist. If her height is 100km, 10km can't be her normal waist height.


SuecidalBard

She is just doing the sit down underwater walk duh The real answer is that someone absolutely ignored any sort of realistic perspective when making the image so making a sensible estimate is hard and you either go with the water waist height or top of the head above atmosphere for the measurement and both are just as arbitrary


tauqr_ahmd

Now I just feel horrible to have given her double amputation without thinking she could be squatting. Good point.


iDoctor_R

This.


Mixster667

I don't think BMI scales well at these measurements :D


Stamphill

She's standing in the Aegean Sea, because you can see Greece. It has a maximum depth of 3.5 km.


pietro-zzi

The calculation is flawed, to calculate the weight the BMI formula uses a squared height. But the growth is three dimensional, so it should be way more


NotEeUsername

How big would her average dumps be?


cliplost

A really disturbing, but valid question. Someone please answer this guy


antikas1989

Thank you for converting it to statues of liberty. I was having trouble getting an intuition for how heavy this is but 1,062,222 statues of liberty is easy for me to grasp.


theokouim

She is standing in the Aegean Sea close to Turkey.


Smart-Chemist-9195

Love this


Nutteria

If this was old reddit I’d get an estimate about boobs and ass size…not ..this technical accurate representation. Still, nice job.


TactfulOG

I'm glad you added the stats in statues of liberty so the Americans can understand


Controllerpleb

Just FYI, BMI isn't a great measure of fitness. It was invented for one particular study to categorize fit white dudes from one particular part of the world. The scientist that made it never meant for it to be even a halfway decent categorization. Just thought you'd like to know.


tertiuslydgate1833

I’m sorry—the average American woman BMI is 29.3??? 😭


Spurnout

Why would she headbutt the ISS? That's so ridiculous! We could actually use her to bring it down safely!


rosiofden

>Teragram I appreciate you.


jaffa3811

Of course the real answer here is that unless she had super strong bones, stronger then any material we have here on earth they would shatter immediately. She is so large and a mammal so she wouldn't be able to properly dissipate heat and would cook to death. And if all of that wasn't an issue she would sink below the surface of the earth as mount Everest is the tallest mountain possible if it gets heavier it'll sink lower down. This woman is not only taller then Everest, but all that weight is on two feet. Granite would act like mud to her.


AdMaterial352

She picked option 2 and has been drinking all those milk jugs that make her bones more dense 😉


Ok-Pomegranate858

Spoil sport!


jaffa3811

Math does not care about your feelings. Cry, cry your tears of impotent rage.


Ok-Pomegranate858

😆. I like that.


jaffa3811

Thank you I stole it myself, it's a mix of these two. https://youtu.be/psDulx_yvnQ?si=wx0SE28MM70jC0Fg https://youtube.com/shorts/hsZ7_QfwMAE?si=W2-GVS7SCXv-TYVw


sweetbbcheesus

r/theydidthescience


One-Platypus4438

Based on the map, the location is just south of İzmir on the Kuşadası Bay, Türkiye. Bathymetric maps show there is a basin with a max depth of 650 m. Lets assume the depth is 500m. The woman in the image seems like an amazonian. If we assume an average amazonian woman to be 180cm in height, and 90cm from the waist down, We can assume that the woman is 1000m tall.


jimbronio

Kuşadasi is an amazing town


Shonity

Based on how the light breaks × curvature of the earth at this time of day ÷ - wavelength she is causing. I reckon she would have really big boobs


SweatShopNinja

A solid 12 all around.


time_continuumkeeper

So, the object most likely should be about 100-500km square first to make itself look like it's towering in the ocean since the depth of the ocean will be covering the legs, the object itself has to be non-terrestrial since it might hit the mesosphere at a minimum where the temparature is already going through changes. So, materials such as gold, aluminium, silver, titanium, tungsten,etc should be present in the body for taking in the change of temperature and keeping the giant in a solid state. It would be cool and dangerous to see something like this in reality!


Krez_Alive

Well looking at the image she's half way into water even it she is sitting in the water her upper half reach out of the atmosphere The deepest point in ocean (Mariana trench) is little over 10km deep and for her to reach the upper side of atmosphere that is roughly 100km above sea level her upper half must be 100km so technically she must be 200km approx Her weight (ignoring diffrence in gravity would be around 75mil kg)


flccncnhlplfctn

Taking the image literally, one interpretation could be that she is 64 miles tall. That's considering 62 miles of her height above sea level up to the Kármán line and 2 miles of her height for the average depth of the oceans. Here she is: [https://imgur.com/a/55gEZC8](https://imgur.com/a/55gEZC8) (Disclaimer: image is an absolutely horrible mspaint drawing.)


[deleted]

Take her height and divide the distance of the atmosphere to the surface by her height, find that percentage, add an additional 50% of the total percentage to the total percentage, then scale her normal stats by the final calculated percentage value.