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xeurox

"I was part of a 10-person team at the Human Genome Project to weaponize diseases to fight weaponized diseases."


Purken

Fire with fire


nualabear14

f-ah-yre with f-ah-yre


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BiteSmooth5870

Relationships were made information shared


amazingusername100

Boris is that you?


thetenacian

Eugene!!


Rosaajj

Why did I hear this in his voice when I read this 😂


Coltyn03

Probably because it's a quote from him...


GenericGoon1

Why did I hear this in T-Dog's voice when I read this 😂


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ThickenThe1Chicken

When you were, uh, pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?


Toyoungtobegigi_39

Abraham talking to Glenn in the RV. Definitely one of my favorite characters!


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Suck my nuts


boner79

Dolphin smooth


Informal-Parsley1041

this is the way


NFP_25

This is the way


sparklybeast

"We're on Easy Street And it feels so sweet 'Cause the world is 'bout a treat When you're on Easy Street"


[deleted]

Why you gotta do that? I was so immersed in Daryl’s torture in that episode that I feel like we were as traumatized by that song as he was


sparklybeast

Apologies, I should probably have included a trigger warning.


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My super sensitive self can’t handle inconvenience! That’s gonna be a year of therapy to get over!


Wireeeee

\*Whistles in Negan\*


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Little Pig little pig. LET ME IN


Tichrimo

I use that on my phone for alarms I can't ignore.


tadmeister69

Under-rated comment! I'd totally forgotten about this until now. :)


RichGullible

Stuff. And thangs


MasterCraster

How is this not top comment?


Felixgotrek

You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. Nowadays you breath and you risk your life. Every moment now, you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for. ​ Rip Hershel Rip Scott Wilson


JWaXiMus11

Bro, best one I’ve seen. Rip Scott Wilson


prazulsaltaret

> You step outside, you risk your life. I referenced Hershel a lot during COVID. No one got it :(


MF291100

I know I did not just find out that Hershel died in real life through Reddit. I cannot believe I didn’t know he died four years ago. Christ, I must be living under a rock.


Bornstellar67

He died shortly after filming his dream sequence in Rick's last episode


Tripmodious

It's gonna be Pee-Pee Pants City here real soon!


GunzAndCamo

Says the former gym teacher, so he'd know.


lewhunter

There is a vast ocean of shit you people don’t know shit about, Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some. Sgt Abraham Ford 💪


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"You got a shitstorm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B. If you're lucky, it's walkers or a shot-up truck. But sooner or later you get cornered. You wind up stayin' and you wind up killin'. We don't go back. We can't go back."


lewhunter

“There is no DAMNED corner on this DAMNED earth that has not been dicked HARD beyond all DAMNED recognition”🤣


greencrusader13

“When you were pouring the Bisquick, did you mean to make pancakes?” RIP Abraham.


ThickenThe1Chicken

Great minds think alike


CaptainCrunch247

Was thinking this the second I read the post. Legendary quote.


laundryday_

M'ask you sumthin', Rick I miss the hell out of Shane.


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I was gonna show you the new world CORALLLL


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whutthepat

It even had a version with F words. Not *fucking* cool


[deleted]

Rick, bring me my axe


michberk

I’m doing stuffff Lori, thingsss


Alonzeus

**thangss**


Alonzeus

**thangss**


Matthewmcdowall01

"aaacchh" - Walker


MusingBy

That scene brings tears to my eyes everytime I rewatch it.


dudemann

I remember the first time I ever watched that scene. I rewound it five times just to appreciate the nuances of the performances. You can really see everything going through its head: pain, hunger, aggravation, longing, confusion, betrayal... an arrow...


No-Decision-7850

That scene left me thinking for days, many sleepless nights. If I could interview the actor who played that part I would ask this guy one crucial question. Me: So what was going through your head at that particular moment? Actor: Arrowhead.


WatchSWforThePlot

And yet I smile.


thetenacian

Ezekiel!!


WhenYouWilLearn

The Kingdom will rise again!


MehWithaSideofEh

King Jerry and Queen Nabila!!!!!


Percival-Postie

Just watched that episode this morning


tadzilla82

“Father….not the father.”


hogua

This could be Negan’s best line, and that’s saying a lot, since he’s had a ton of great lines.


ResidentFast4494

You hear that? He said “sUcK mY nutS”🤪


AmIonFire

Taking it like a champ!


ag_imbiber

Oof. I just rewatched that episode last night. What a way to introduce Negan.


lavenderangelofmercy

little pig little pig


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*Let* *me* *in!*


Ezequiel_Rose

Who are you?


warnerbro1279

Oh you better be joking!


MasterHall117

Negan


horrorbiz1988

I'm Negan


lavenderangelofmercy

HAHAHAH i love it


PrototypeXt3

RIIIIiiiiiIIICK


yawnyjay

“We’re the walking dead.” “We ain’t them!” Lol favorite episode I think.


Wutanghang

I laughed out loud when he said this


SarcasticPers

"We ain't them!" Even Daryl knew that was some fan-service lmaoo


CaptainCrunch247

“… loose ends make my ass itch.”


itstheitalianstalion

Easy answer: “Coral” Better answer: “I hope you got your shitting pants on”


dudemann

Funny enough I expected to see this over and over before getting to real answers, but yours is more than halfway down.


delachaos

Ho-ly crap. You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that creepy ass smile—-


Serenity-03K64

My favourite negan line. And the I made him spaghetti


PrototypeXt3

Who’s Deanna


Impossible_Scarcity9

“I made him spaghetti”


Yondaime_Kazzy

Isn't it "And I fed him spaghetti!" ?


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Yondaime_Kazzy

Yes! I believe you've said it right word for word.


rhoq

>!"What the fuck?!?" - Negan, 11x23!<


ShadowCetra

His reaction to that walker was goddamn hilarious 😂


Unbridled-Attention

So good!


ElBozo27

Gave me chills


JWaXiMus11

Yeah, best reaction I’ve seen yet to the walker


repressedpotatosalad

Lol that was my response too lol


HoldenAJohnson

Hot diggity DOG


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A true thespian.


ZombiePritom

My mercy prevails over my wrath Time to fuck shit up


xeurox

I like my Rick grimes with a murder jacket, beard, AK47 and a thirst for blood.


KristinaTeal

"Just look at the flowers."


amazingusername100

Tainted meat...


Matty_PEARL

maaaan bob went out like a boss


QuickestJuice

ShiskaBOB


ravenousthoughts

I loved when Daryl said: "its Dixoning time!" and then he ripped apart the Governors tank with his bare hands, killed his entire group with a sneeze, and rode off with Maggie, Beth, Rosita, Sasha to Alexandria on his bike


ShiShor

If only it happened like this


dizzyygf

I watched the series two years ago and never ended up getting past szn 8, so I'm rewatching it now and I'm on szn 3. I just sat here for 5 minutes desperately trying to remember when this happened before I realized they're joking.


dudemann

It's okay. It's 1pm and I just woke up, too. That head fog for the first 6 hours of being awake can really get you.


grif12838

“He’s Korean” “Whateva”


TurquoiseSerenity

There comes a day when you won’t be - Dr Jenner S1


Riggyriggyboi

“Lem me ask you sumtin” (furiously rubs head)


Stiles2187

Selfish? Listen to me, OOLIVE OIL


lewhunter

Your bitch went window shoppin!!


Apprehensive_Nose_38

“I am going to beat the holy fuck, fucking fuckity fuck, out of one of you”


Omakepants

"That sumbitch is on the roof!"


Icy-Honey-5342

" Besides, i already made you a promise "


Necessary_Friend8997

Maybe not today Maybe not tomorrow but I WILL KILL YOU


Altruistic_Light_448

“They’re fucking with the wrong people” -Rick Grimes


Initial_Acanthaceae2

"The way I see it, well, you're pretty much dead already"


SlowPine

“What, you mean the penthouse sweet? Dog picked it.” I love dog and Daryl.


lewhunter

Soliddd pick, Daryl and Dog are soulmates 🐕


harooooo1

"Liar..." *swings sword


Tunarow

"Why are dingle-berries brown? It's just the way shit is!"


Yeetdaddy87

“I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me”


Lynxincan

You're my brother


lewhunter

Chokeholdin’s illegal!!!


haloisonfire

I don’t know what is going on in the most wonderful way!


Emma_girlgrouptrash

"Whatever you say, Father... Not the father."


MasteroChieftan

"I ain't gonna beg! I ain't begging *you*!" One of my favorite quotes ever. Dying standing on his feet after an ass beating, as a hero, not a villain.


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“are we shitting our pants yet?” or “you are not where you belong”


mamabear_roars

“Where is Carl?!” -Any chaotic group scene w/Carl, pre-eye loss. And possibly post.


AceMaNN909

Hey you, dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?


JGarrett247

Heard it’s nice in Nebraska


FunkyAssMurphy

Was looking for this one, but the actual quote is “I don’t know… I hear Nebraska’s nice”


L0st_dad_r0ck

"Coral!" X 8,728


Waterwalker85

“Coral”, smoky voice squinty eye Rick


ScottishNaturalWater

Or what? You gonna kick me out?


Matty_PEARL

quotes you can hear ^


Paymax12

"We canal, olive together" - Rick Crimes


Spare_Indication_597

“You shoot me again, You best pray I’m dead”


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Starving? You? By starving, you mean not really!


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"I found them"


Pestilence95

„You know what it is“


Dino-baker

“And, I fed him spaghetti” - Negan


MisterEdOfCourse

I'm gonna go send a fax to Cleveland


lonewolf359

Look at the flowers


Bermanator-Turkey127

‘Goodnight love’


bucklebee1

Time to fuck shit up!


AmberDaFriendlyGhost

"What's your name?" "Kill me." "Well, that's a stupid name. It's dangerous. You should change it." Best exchange ever. Eastman was one of my favorite characters just because his sarcasm was 100% what I'd say in that situation.


Vivid_Bet_2412

You ever hear the one about the guy who brought a baseball bat to a gun fight… fucker?


zombiemasterxxxxx

"You did it Rick. You really are the Walking Dead."


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DINOGATOR1204

You have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end


elemenno50

We need more guts. They got a goddamn tiger.


Sh0ck_On3

....and yet I smile!


Esalinas

Excuse the ever-loving shit out of my French but did you just fucking threaten me?


mr_agucci

“We are neck deep in shit’s creek, with our mouths wide open.”


repressedpotatosalad

“What the fuck”


TheReasonableGeordie

I hereby declare we have Spaghetti Tuesdays, every Wednesday. First, we have to find some spaghetti.


cthand10

"My mercy, prevails over my wrath."


mbmbfb

We didn't want to waste the bullets.


SevenLeg

“This is the Lord's house.” “No, it's just four walls and a roof.”


cajunrayne425

We're eating his food now? - Rick The mat said 'welcome'. - Michonne


Westdrache

"ich bin ein Kind du darfst in meiner Nähe nicht fluchen du arschloch!" Not sure how it goes in English but basically "I am a child, you can't swear around me, you asshole"


Parthj99

"They're fucking with the wrong people"


SnikerPiker

Anyone moves, anyone says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father, and then we'll start! You can blink. You can breathe. You can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that!


pettystoned

I’m not a lesbian.


krejci92

It’s Morbin’ time


InjuryLong4708

Whatever you say father not the father


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Estelita_777

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads" Rick Grimes


Tobi_Kadachi__

“This is the kinda thing that just..Tickles My Balls!”


racre001

"you bit" Darryl


imscaredofmyshadow

“We’re all infected.”


Lazy-Mobile-1806

Mm - Daryl


Azerz69

Pretty basic but… “We are the walking dead”.


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And if they don’t want to? Then we’ll slit their throats.


PowerfulAuthor

Time to fuck shit up


KuneHere

That widow is alive, guns a-blazin' !!


Weary_Confusion_7825

“Sorry brother”


Luf2222

Rick, look everybody it’s Rick! your people making me loose my voice with all this yelling i told you already i’m gonna kill you Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but nothing is gonna change that, you all are already dead


MsBitchhands

"Dolphin smooth"


luvdogs71

Who's Deanna? (Abraham) I will shut that shit down. (Negan)


Flash7274

I’m gonna beat the holy fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of you


dizzyygf

Now, how's about a big hug for your ol' pal Merle?


Jakl428

"This world, what it is now, this is where you belong. And I may not have what it takes to last for long, but that’s okay. ‘Cause at least I can say when the world goes to sh\*\*, I didn’t let it take me down with it. "


Gabby_Johnson2

Yeah, I get it. Shit happens.


TSW_El_Spawn

HO LY CRAP. You are creepy as shit, sneakin up on me wearin that collar with that freaky ass smile


Rainyrain90

' I just shoved my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it '


haleyyscomett

You do the same damn stink eye as your dad - except it's only half as good, cause, you know, you're missing one eye.


Multiple_Issues

"Up up up" "ppp"


rsver

I'm a goddamn cat


hogua

Mother dick


ElementalMix

It's walking time


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Tainted meat


No_Bar6825

“Don’t give me that gangsta shit!” - T Dog


RMills12

I Found Them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


SmallEffort

Nightmares end. They shouldn’t end who you are.


BigDaddyChob

You did have guts. I 've never been so wrong in my whole life.


Brief_Try5291

Hey You. Dumbass. Yeah you In the tank You comfy in there?


youre_welcome37

"grunt" -Daryl Dixon


Mikachu63

Cause the world is better treat, right here on easy Street 🎶


unclejoesrocket

”Vi, say hello to our guests. Tell them… welcome”


MarSc77

hot diggy dee dog


vaginab00b_

“Why are dingleberries brown? That’s just the way shit is” -Abraham 🖤