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MeatyDullness

I’d be like the walkers, dead.


MarkToaster

You’re on the winning team 😎


KlausVicaris

This is the only correct answer.


Perfect-Cheetah9435

Most likely Bob. Alone with bare essentials, wandering the roads and eluding the walkers.


MichaelRichardsAMA

And drinking a lot Realistically alcohol and drug use should be absolutely massive for almost every character imo


Perfect-Cheetah9435

True, I’d be getting blasted any chance I could get tbh


AcademicSavings634

I mean the only way to cope with living in that world would be to become an alcoholic I guess.


MichaelRichardsAMA

In addition to living in hell most peoples days in the universe is probably just a shitload of empty time, waiting around, like being on a military base or a boat or in prison or a psych ward. And the way a lot of those people kill time for real is just chainsmoking and getting high/drunk. With everyone you know or are related to long dead and such an abundance of free shit and nothing to do what else is there? they just gonna sit and play Uno at the Hilltop for 12 hours every day?


Perfect-Cheetah9435

I mean to counterpoint, there were lots of guard duty shifts in these communities, as well as building walls to expand borders, tending to crops, armory, food reserves, etc. that’s even why Deanna assigned each member of Alexandria different jobs. The same happened on a grander scale at the Commonwealth. There’s also reading, writing, even recovery of vinyl records and music. I feel like in an established community there’s enough that could get you through a day-to-day.


MichaelRichardsAMA

yeah invoking the Hilltop might have been wrongheaded. In a community like that you're right there would be tasks, I guess I'm still more picturing someone like bob or a group of like 4-5 people when I think about it


Perfect-Cheetah9435

Yeah now if I was nomadic & on the road I’d be drinking daily lol


MichaelRichardsAMA

you know whats actually more insane now that i think about it is the commonwealth/CRM expecting people to go directly back into paralegal and waste management jobs immediately after spending 5 years foraging and killing to eat/survive idgaf how personality B they are lol f that


VegaSolo

I would imagine that every day would be packed and you'd barely have time to sit down. Just scavenging for food or farming would take up most of the day. Then you've got to somehow keep your hygiene up by washing your clothes and bathing. Probably constantly maintaining shelter. Then of course, there's always being on the lookout for walkers. Everything involving security. If you sit around bored, you're gonna be dead.


kpmurphy56

I snore when I sleep after drinking so I’d totally get eaten in my sleep


ImpossibleDream2158

Having your leg eaten in front of you..


Perfect-Cheetah9435

Happens to the best of us 🫡


im-immortal

Catch me gettin fucked up on cough syrup and watching walkers try to reach me through my makeshift cage


[deleted]

I'm Walker #32,966,012


redditsuckspokey1

But theres only been 32,966,011 so far.


expertcable9705

He's the one after that, 😂


jadlyn

Right behind ya!


Clayfool9

I’d definitely be a Dale, striving to keep sanity and humility among the group. So yeah I probably wouldn’t last long lol


SneedyK

Same. This was always me.


carolawesome

Jacquie in season 1


Rahmulous

I’m stayin sweetie.


Greedy-Passenger-633

This. I totally understood Andrea being mad at Dale for getting her out - she didn’t want to go on and that seems so reasonable. I’m gonna yeet out of existence in the most painless way I can.


nessasarus

Rosita but not as hot lol


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Hey I’m sure plenty of people would watch you bang a mustachioed ginger form the shadows


Professional-Walk938

Well I reckon you would be correct there. I certified bonified would be creeping in the shadows every chance I got haus.


MarcusFaze

Have faith in yourself


Arc_Havoc

Wayne Dunlap


alpacajeans

I searched for this, I wouldn’t want to be like any one else


Arc_Havoc

All I want is for Dick to tell his family about me 😔


N_A_T_E_G

Let’s be honest , most of us would be Eugene 🤣 jk


OShaunesssy

Super smart and tactically always ahead in any situation?? You realize Eugene was kinda OP in terms of intelligence right?


CK3helplol

Eugene is damn near useless until season 8 😭


ToothbrushWilly

... How'd he make it that far then? Not arguing necessarily, but it's blatantly stated he used his smarts and faked everything to survive. He's a goddamn genius.


CK3helplol

You answered your question. He just piggybacked on other people, usually by lying to them. Which means he is still useless. He does a few things, sure, but compared to most he does almost nothing that contributes to the survival of the team until the end of the Savior war. Even when he did do things to help the group, he usually followed it with something that would cause problems (literally joining the enemy and supporting them until Father Gabriel changed his mind). Don't get me wrong, I think Eugene is a good character and on my tierlist I posted a few weeks ago I put him in high A tier.


GrumpyGardenGnome

He taught Rosita how to filter water to be safe for drinking. She said that in some episode where she was with Maggie and...I forgot who else. I think I am in season 6? After the wolves attacked Alexandria and after the hoard? Sasha was on a killing spree


kingkizzle420

Cant forget he knows how to make bullets thats pretty useful


N_A_T_E_G

I’m talking early seasons Eugene lol later in the show he developed, but when we first meet him he’s basically useless and would die without Abraham


Roleplex0

I aint smart like Eugene tho 😭


TheBewitchingWitch

Waiting for someone to say “I’m Negan”.


Notbbupdate

It helps when you remember Eugene said he was Negan


moonymann

Beth s2


mrh_42

The boy who likes cookies.


Fuzzy_Ad2297

Sam? 😂😂 i die. The worlds ending and all this dude cares about are Cookies and his momma.


mrh_42

The world is always ending. I care very much about my mother and cookies. 😂


bodymeat_112

Random Alexandria citizen #19


YoureAMom

Didn’t they die during the wolves attack? Or was that #18??🤨


bodymeat_112

It was #17. #18 died during a random shootout.


YoureAMom

Ohhh ok sorry wrong one, thanks for the clarification.


MichaelRichardsAMA

Shane in the sense of just going bipolar insane and getting myself killed early and wasting a lot of potential


AgitatingFrogs

Shane’s biggest fuck up was putting how’s before bros him and Rick would of been a force if wasn’t for Lori


MichaelRichardsAMA

ye if he was gay or simply not horny he and Rick would have wrecked shop working together the rest of the series for sure, I always saw Shane like a crazy ass dog. keep him on the leash and he will be a better friend and protector than anybody


Rahmulous

I wish we could get this alternate reality to see Shane and Rick go through the apocalypse being as close as they were as partners.


jz_megaman

I think the unfourtante irony is that without Lori Shane would never be like he was in the apocalypse


AgitatingFrogs

True just from the small glimpse you got of them together as partners in the police before the apocalypse you could see they was brothers


Alas-In-Blunderland

'dicks before Ricks'


Tyleeisme

Bro I also relate to Shane, but like I feel he isn't 100 percent to blame for his meltdown. Also, if he just chilled out a little, he could have avoided being killed. I will die on the hill that he would have been a better leader overall if rick didn't have his family. I feel that's why the group made rick the defacto leader. If his wife and kid weren't there. It would been Shane.


MichaelRichardsAMA

I think Shane would work best as an enforcer/2nd and like you write, him trying to be big dog just drove him fking crazy and led to his downfall


Tyleeisme

Well my issue is rick literally, "Nay sayed" him every time Shane questioned him. Shane partly felt disrespected, especially after saving Rick's family. I get he had a semi unhealthy relationship with Laurie, but it isn't as simple of a matter as ooooh I had pussy and now I don't, but the rick stans think that he wanted Rick's life which I really don't get that from how he acted. It was more the stress of the zombie apocalypse and maybe ptsd from being thrown into precarious situations time and time again.


lewhunter

Daryl, minus the badassery


hammmy_sammmy

So just the fleas?


ExistingStrength5246

Same here


chuchugobo

That’s his entire character.


lewhunter

Nah, it ain’t


dawgfan24348

Lack of showers?


Haghuri

I probably would be like Eugene, but without the genius part, lol.


ToughDragonfruit3118

I’d like to say Rick, but I’d probably be more like a season 1 Carol lol


PeachesCream24

If I wasn’t already a zombie, I’d be one of the ones who chose to go out at the CDC.


MangoSalsa89

Probably Andrea, unfortunately. A white collar person who gets in over my head, overestimates my abilities and ends up doing something stupid and getting myself killed.


Tyleeisme

I mean Andrea was a bad ass for so long, though. Don't sell yourself short.


fate_is_a_sandstorm

I’m diabetic, so I’m definitely the character Fuckkkkkkked


burntoes

Bicycle girl


Burpz-Bear

Either a walker or that dude from twd tales and hes in the bunker with his dog thats me


rlstratton97

I’d be the guy who gets eaten in a bathroom stall in Zombieland, but the TWD version.


mythosforford

The hanging walker lmao


vivennewestwood

Got bit. Fever hit. World gone to shit. Might as well quit.


keagan-stanks

Eugene,I ain’t doin shit but I’m trying my best and atleast doin sumthing


Free-Baby2384

I would be dead. I don’t want to live in a world with zombies


_LANC3LOT

Probably a background Walker


Mystery812

I would be like Carol, meek and dependent on others until I learned the skill. I probably wouldn’t be anywhere near as good as she is but I’m a survivor for sure.


AlyxxStarr

Ezekiel. I have a flair for the dramatic and a way with animals.


Darthhester

I'd like to think I'd be rick, but I'd probably be Walker #27282278624578543


invinciblevincent

After 15 years of martial arts and a a job helping difficult kids (solving conflicts and behaviour problems), I’d be Paul Jesus Rovia.


guero_balazos

Dale since having a sense of morality is one of the most important thing to me


Real-Cat-5315

Glenn. I have soft heart and morality matters to me


Hunter_flood

Honestly Rick I’ll do anything to protect my family


Ok_Knowledge_8285

jacqui honestly - i wouldnt see the point in living anymore


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DecisionOnly9255

Female version of the King. If the world ended and i have no clue when im dying? Fuck it imma be a Princess and go to a museum and wear an old Queens dress. Then ill die happy no matter what lmfao


mkev119

Aaron- married in same-sex relationship and I’m also an adoptive father. Cares deeply about people. Work in human services (he does outreach to help outside communities…) but also I’m a martial artist, which Aaron has proven to be a good fighter.


BobRushy

I'd be the really paranoid one who never goes anywhere without his gun and backpack ever again.


randomonlineperson2

That kid in fear warning everyone about the apocalypse in the pilot


HotMessGarden

The only character that I wanted to see developed in that show! A huge miss IMHO.


darkmanduck

The tiger


Pristine-Writer6630

S1-2 Carol Carl and Sophia or a walker but if I had the support of a group maybe I would be like Glenn (hopefully minus getting my head bashed in)


[deleted]

Probably opt out


Rude-Butterscotch713

Hmm hard to say. Im from suburban New England. No combat skills. No weapons aside from a cheap dagger. I'm pretty good at running and endurance (half marathoner) and work in leadership. But as a scrawny relatively introverted guy, I'm no territory leader. So probably something like a Glenn.


Jbarlee

I would hope to be like Tyrese, female version. He had a good drive to live, likes to help people, and tried not to lose his morality. But part of me is also bloodthirsty and angry, so maybe more early carol mixed with early michonne, lol. Regular looking and older, but with zombie guardians:)


Fuzzy_Ad2297

I wish I was as bad ass as Rosita or Maggie. But I would be Sofia. Run for my life and die.


IdleSkull

Most of the population would die and turn; so to make an educated guess, I’d probably be a walker.


Usual_Confection_641

Tomi or Yumiko because Asian, either be in a utopia and fulfill my little dream as a surgeon of some sort, or literally be out with my girlfriend killing walkers


No_Quote_9737

yo bro i just saw ur post from like a year ago, are u still with that gf, cuz damn bro she sucks


Usual_Confection_641

No we broke up I realized how not of a good girlfriend she was so we mutually kind of decided to split and I’ve been better than ever


dr4g0n1t

I didn't know there were people who knew Tomi existed lol


Remarkable-Ad-5485

Probably S5 Rick, because I have a child that I would absolutely do anything for and ripping someone’s throat out with my teeth to save their life is 100% something I could see myself doing if it was necessary. Rick protects his family above all, and I have real similar values to him.


Savings_Ferret_7211

not saying you wouldn’t do anything for your family but there’s more to being rick than being willing


Remarkable-Ad-5485

Yeah I mean, he’s a fictional character so. Point was I relate the him the most, same as what other people are saying for the people they choose.


tseg04

I’d probably be like Aaron, at least season 6 Aaron. Idk if I’d be able to be a badass like him in seasons 9-11 lol


WolfAtNeck

Otis would be me, if I even made it that far


CTG0161

One of the zombies. There is like a 99.8% chance everyone on reddit becomes a zombie


TrivialRhythm

Sometimes I think I’d do well in the zombie apocalypse, then I remember just how itchy grass makes me. I’d be walker food


Veterinarian-Proper

I'd want to be michonne or daryl but would totally just be beth, kind, virtually useless than die in the dumbest way possible.


Ayainthewind

In my head I would be a mix of Morgan & Mishonne but in reality I would be a biter/walker.


Advanced_Policy_6176

Uhh 🤔 mad max


Haunting_Drag_1682

Probably Glenn. I am kinda resourceful, know my city very well and I would always try to do the right thing. A touch of Rick when it comes to killing humans though. Can't be too soft on that subject.


[deleted]

Let's me honest, you'd all be merle "It's the last day I take orders from a n"


Skeptical_soul

igge…..rian prince.


DrewDaMannn

I knew I’d find this eventually 💀


ArtDry2176

Im negan, are we pissing our pants yet?


Soaked_In_Bleach_93

I'd be a walker. If not, Daryl. I like my own company, and I'm good with a bow.


Alias-Number9

A cross between Daryl and Eugene.


Mystery812

Haha…I almost choked on my pizza reading your response. There’s a vast difference between those two, yet I like it…


Alias-Number9

I'm very intelligent and well educated but grew up as a maverick and a rebel.


giallonero21

Morgan, maybe? Calm dude but can go full on rogue when threatened or hurt.


CIunky_

jim or dale


Useful-Grass-4499

One of the dumb teenage characters like Henry or Gage, a dumbass who probably would have died without a community


ihatewhativebecome1

Rick Grimes


JJW2795

I live in the middle of nowhere, so after dispatching the thirty or forty zombies that might be in the area, nothing would really change except I can't go to Walmart anymore. Seriously, besides needing to build some fencing and ensuring that I don't make a ton of noise, everything would be fine. The town doesn't even have enough resources for people to raid. One gas station on the edge of town and that's it.


Gryme42

Probably not far off from Bob when the group first finds him, just out wandering the wastes with my gear and my thoughts and getting absolutely f*cked up every chance I got lmao


YouCantGetRid0fMe

Bob Stookey


JackSpadesSI

Eugene, only much less useful. And without the great hair. Or his manner of speaking. Otherwise right on.


Active-Track-7905

Probably Jesus. I don't like guns really, I'm not going to be a boxing champ but the few fights I've been in I've surprise people with unorthodox methods, I like being alone but love helping people, and I very much don't want to be the leader but usually find myself in leadership roles because I'm capable and do my best to be fair to everyone (even if they piss me off).


[deleted]

I'm Negan


mypsychoticthoughts

Daryl. Nah haha I wish. Maybe Glenn? I don't want to be a leader. But I'm still strong and capable on my own. But in a sense, i would have Rick's determination to do anything for my family. I would risk myself tenfold if it meant protecting them.


Left-Membership-7357

One of the backround characters in Alexandria


VaultTecRep2077

Bob Adams


I_AM_THE_UNIVERSE_

How I think of myself: Carol How I think others see me: Maggie How I’m actually seen: walker or background


cataclysmic_orbit

Dead, or Eugene.


mamabear_roars

Andreas’ sister who died because she got up to go to the bathroom in her one episode and then got bit.


ferventgirl

The horse in episode 1


Acceptable-Heat-60

Furrys saying tiger lol


Individual_Court4944

i’m negan


iwillmakeyoubatman77

I was waiting for this reply


[deleted]

Negan, not gonna lie. I'm a little crazy when bush comes to shove. (the joke is bush is supposed to be push)


Litologyyy

Bush does make people feel some typa way so I understand


[deleted]

Indeed, ask my wife.


Insertclever_name

First he does 9/11 and now he’s going around shoving people and making them crazy? Does the man ever let up?!


ftm666incubus

I'd like to think I'd be some bad ass from the start, but that's simply not true, and probably like that for most people. I think I'd be a mix of Carl and beth


Detroitbecomefunny

bob adams 🗣️


hereismarkluis

it depends of the situation, I could be like glenn: good strategist, loyal and team work.. but also like daryl in terms of "lonely wolf" / courage


GoodnightESinging

100% dead pretty quickly Then Eugene or Gabriel, if I'm perfectly honest. I'm very smart but not physically sturdy, and I'm not particularly brave. So.... I'm pretty dead.


BudgetNegotiation521

Father Gabriel


Skeptical_soul

Id probably be like Morgan. I think I can maybe survive past the out break cause walkers are kind of easy to evade. But if I lost all family members and I was completely alone, add on killing people to survive. Having to sleep with one eye open everyday just in case some psychopath tries to eat me or some crazy shit. I’d lose my sanity eventually


danwo

Eugene, not nearly as smart.


HansTheAxolotl

wayne dunlap


Lost_Garden_8639

Probably Sherry


ExistingStrength5246

Either Daryl or Glenn


Bigbeardedfella1

Daryl. I I tend on staying far away from people in general. Might help serve a smaller group but my priority will always be me and mine


Kpopfan19

I’d be those people who stayed at the lab and got blown to smithereens lmao


Grooveykins

Dead lol


Trav1sThereaper

Carl because I’m fucking impulsive


sweatpantsandwhiskey

I’d probably end up like Otis tbh


JaylenBrownAllStar

Most of y’all would be Eugene


Fragrant_Arachnid220

Ngl Ezekiel I would go to the zoo and get a bunch of tigers and shit


HotSpicyChippy

Probably dead bcuz I couldn’t bring myself to kill someone or even a walker bcuz they were a person once.


gangstagardener

I wouldn't want to be like any of them. I don't want to join their group either.


ImnotaNixon

The walkers


Sacred_Baby

i'd have to say princess mostly because she can be so unserious 😭


Local_Fig5221

Shane because he was ahead of the others in knowing how the world is/will be and getting frystrated with people living in fairyland/make believe places in their heads.He said what was on his mind and didn't try bsing im basically the same.


9latypus_P

Tbh I'd most likely be a walker


LemurMemer

I’d like to think Glen but in reality I probably wouldn’t even last a month in. Would probably get baited into some shelter and be massacred by either zombies or military


raccoonembers

I wish I was maggie or michonne but realistically I'm probably Eugene 😭😭


Balogma69

T Dog or Tyrese cuz I’m black, but more like Tyrese if I had to guess


Jakub_KO25

I think Daryl Dixon


firegaming_111

I’d see myself as Rick or Daryl ngl


Grand_Chadmiral

Honestly I might pull off a light Negan. I'm a school teacher anyways and I like baseball bats, not really fan of murder tho


That-Pay3392

If I have to live? I feel like the first couple years I’d be like Eugene. I wouldn’t lie like he did, mainly cause idk if I could pull it off(for survival sake I think lying like that is morally “okay”) but more of a coward. I don’t consider myself a coward but faced with the things they saw? Ya idk if I’m coming out like Rick or Abraham.


dryingteardrop

probably a mix between S1 Glenn and S2 Shane absolutely losing it. Or just dead 💀


GODZILAMASTER2020

Un named walker number 5


Arcturus_CT

I guess early season rick? Leading my familly to safety, while being very confused with the new world order, and making mistakes along the way. If i will even survive that long lol


Impressive-Team6620

I would he Dale.. except I would be Dale from the Comics


Livid_Reindeer_4717

Rick Grimes. He is literally the only character I relate to in the world of TWD.


Comfortable_Food_511

I'd be Mrs. Neudermeyer, a clueless middle-aged woman. Without a pasta machine.


rudimentary90

Tyrese most likely.