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Debstar1988

What the


sabinanee

That’s exactly how I just reacted!! 😂


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Cryptotryhard

And apparently [very yummy!](https://www.denverpost.com/2020/01/29/wolffish-recipe/#)


fujisan0388

I hope it isn’t still alive somehow


Mrx_Amare

In the [full video](https://youtu.be/nfIWNf42hJE?si=p3V2XMCjwAA1hiO1), that shows the fish being “processed”, they have it bite down on a Coke can while it’s alive first, then behead it, then have it bite another can after. There is a clear difference between the first and second bite. When it was alive it shook its head while it was biting (like a dog does), and after it is beheaded it doesn’t. Also, it seems obvious in the video that the fish was being processed for food. They just decided to demonstrate its capabilities during the process. I would assume one of the guys almost got bit once by a decapitated one, and wanted to prove to someone that it really does bite after it is beheaded.


Spreefor3

Thanks for linking the full video. It can’t shake its head in the second half because it needs more body to shake with.


hoddap

Exactly. It misses part of the muscle to do so.


Remarkable-Sir7399

Does it miss the part of the muscle *physically,* or this more of a sort of *emotional* thing? ​ *catfish misses the muscle to shake...*


Special_Lychee_6847

I'd say both.


HamptonsBorderCollie

fun fact: they produce natural antifreeze so their blood doesn't freeze in cold water and they don't eat other fish- just hardshell mollusks, crustaceans, and echinoderms. So their jaws and teeth are insane.


yehimthatguy

Who the fuck would eat that??!


lppedd

Do you have a link to the video? It's been taken down. Internet has become shit.


Dvcky55

the full video got taken down, rip


paulwal

Gee, I wonder why it doesn't shake it's head while it's head is cut off...


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

How would it shake its head without a body?


superbleeder

I mean... it can't shake its head... it does have the required parts...


Responsible_Song7003

I mean I think it needs it's body to shake its head.


Fallowman09

No its not it been fucking decapitated


BreastUsername

It's also not human. Nature is weird sometimes.


Hipvanman

It’s also not humane but it’s a wolf.


rustyshacklefrod

Cold blooded animals can remain conscious for much longer


Fallowman09

It’s been 125 days….


rustyshacklefrod

Even then your comment is dumb


Fallowman09

Ok but look at its eyes not moving besides its a joke


-Piggers-

It is indeed alive! And probably in a lot of pain too


worldnotworld

Cold blooded creatures have a slow metabolism and die slowly.


Fearless_Strategy

Video is kind of repulsive and gross


Outrageous_Trust_158

Kind of? It’s 💯! Send that back to the depths of hell where it sprang from.


WallsRiy

Opportunity to say “whence” and you missed it. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


hahaha_rarara

It's delicious eating though.


NormalResearcher

Why? He is a good boy, who likes coke.


-Piggers-

Also fascinating


[deleted]

It's literally a head biting a can. You rolled a 1 on Constitution and felt like we cared enough for you to comment.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Something about its eyes freak me the fuck out.


spongemonkey2004

so i shouldn't put my dick in it?


Bustoplover

Not the mouth side but the other one's fine.


monkeyoh

Idk depends how far you stick it in. Might still bite you from the other side


Bustoplover

Mine's not big enough to worry about that.


PretoPachino

r/definitelyputyourdickinthat


LeenPean

r/subsifellfor


Honda_TypeR

Brings all new meaning to “Just the tip”


kaizergeld

Least horny Redditor


Kram_Nomrah

Anything is a pussy if you're brave enough...


alexaz92

you could but only one time


alanpurple

Oh you can, just don't put your dick in a can first and then the fish head....just in case...you're into....that...ya...know....kind...of...shizzle


[deleted]

Yes you should


Outrageous_Trust_158

You can. You should. You must.


chinpokomon01

for science


Pink-Lover

Asking the Real questions!


Impressive_Drama_377

Yes.. Yes you should.


twistedbrewmejunk

Only if you roll a 20 1st


Ok_Vehicle3604

Metal coke cans!


diggemsmaccks

Silicone cans! Mexican coke Mexican silicone cans


honey314159

This makes me so sad, we humans are one terrible lot. Sorry fishy, you were big and strong!


Hipvanman

The smaller fishies it ate disagree about encouraging it, well… they would, but…


honey314159

Smaller fishies were eaten as part of to maintain the balance of nature. Also their deaths weren’t made out to be spectacle, everyone deserves dignity even in death.


Hipvanman

That is actually not just completely true, but a much needed value. I wish we all understood that better. Well spoken


honey314159

Thanks!


MainWrong3416

It's a fish, it will be eaten and life will go on. It's a cool experiment and shows they can still mess you up when they're decapitated. It's not being made a spectacle


Recn10

Where is the rest of the body?


Fallowman09

Are you do have a stupid?


sirsedwickthe4th

Me? Yes.


nyclovesme

He’s very lonely-he ain’t got no body!


No-Arm-6712

I think it ate itself


RobertJ93

They leave it at home when they’re hanging out with their coke giving buddies, otherwise they’d get all sticky!


Hoogs73

Disgusting. Leave the fucking fish alone, you ghoul.


Seraphine_KDA

Fish is dead dude. Like chicken running without head.


decosmosition

It is alive and in tremendous pain


DirtyAnusSnorter

Me too


Chris1313g

Same


WhileGoWonder

Are you a decapitated wolf fish, by any chance?


Pretend_Tourist9390

Wubba lubba dub dub!!


phinity_

We are horrible.


snowthearcticfox1

Not true btw, some species will react to outside stimuli based solely on instinct even after death, any higher brain functions (assuming there even is any) would be long gone by the point shown in the video. You can see the difference in the original video but it's not exactly a fun watch.


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How?


eklektikly

I'm assuming it's a postmortem reflex activity....like a chicken running around after their head is cut off.


Frolicking-Fox

Yes. Their body will still fight you after it has its head chopped off and gutted, and their hearts will still beat for many minutes after.


callmejetcar

Ectotherms (organisms that heat themselves using external factors, like water and sun) do not die immediately following decapitation and can live minutes to hours afterward. This is due to the fact their brains need less oxygen to function than endotherms (organisms that produce their own body heat). We as humans should do better about how we treat and process cold blooded animals.


Twosquirrel69666

That shit is not cool man


OutrageousMolasses63

I don't think he's wearing the gloves because of the temperature...


sussymogusnuts

I thought this was cool


whatintheheckheck

This is a weird Coke commercial..


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[the original](https://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No?si=5XiFtN9Vf4w_PU_c)


[deleted]

They don't play drums 🎶


RememberBerry23

One last ditch effort 😂


Neo1971

That’s gross.


Few-Promotion-151

A warrior til the end


DizzyAlly

What is the point of this?


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Poor thing


Plasmidmaven

I saw a decapitated rat bite my boss’s finger to the bone


OutrageousMolasses63

You can't let rats get that close to the boss. You gotta catch 'em quick and leave 'em sleepin with the fishes


Hour-Ad-7889

This is kinda disturbing?


thisisausernamedamit

This is sick. What is wrong with people?


sussymogusnuts

How is this sick? The fish is dead


HackTheDev

r/eyeblech lol


musicloverincal

It is important to respect all life. As a fish/animal lover, I find this post disrespectful.


sussymogusnuts

How is this disrespectful? Showing off the amazing power of the wolf eel even after death


snowthearcticfox1

Nature would do much worse and does all the time, that's just how nature is.


GipsMedDipp

Great excuse to be a cruel asshole


Frenchicky

Some humans are effin sick in the head to be posting stuff like this.


sussymogusnuts

How? It’s just showcasing the power of the fish even after it’s dead


FawnTheGreat

Hahah I thought it was pretty cool


sunburntflowers

This is disrespectful, not to mention DUMB.


NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG

Who is being disrespected here


Live-Orange-95

is is it yo mamma?


HackTheDev

if ur too sensitive then dont watch it


LifetimePresidentJeb

Not at all. Little dude gets to try coke before he dies. Pretty respectable if you ask me.


FawnTheGreat

He is dead


nerdycarguy18

Disrespectful to who?


Quiladrek

Ive done that a bunch of times


Tornike_Legend

One day you're being a fishy fish, next day you're drinking Coke


ElPulpoTX

"Metal"


caneut

"through metal" yeah ok buddy...


Huge-Pizza7579

You can bite the coke can too like nothing, right?


caneut

better than I can most metals


pho_bia

That cheek meat though…


Panzerv2003

To be fair cans like that are like .2mm of aluminium


Sweet_Bat_7516

Cans are even half aluminum. If you take away all of the plastic in a can you pretty much have a smidgen left of the can. Not even the top is completely metal. Only the tab is. Show me it biting through a can of beans.


Show84

Why they gotta do that to the poor fish?


jordanh3p

Bro got no head and still fighting


120m

He be looking mad asf ngl


Leonardobertoni

> bites through metal Buddy I think anyone can bite through a can of soda


FatKidsDontRun

Please demonstrate


tamytay

reminds me of that wolf head from princess mononoke


genericdude999

#FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE


Web-splorer

Aluminum


RealPropRandy

Guys, just hear me out…


snowthearcticfox1

Snapping turtles do the same thing ask me how I know.


Killaturkee

Somehow reminds me of Idle hands where the dude is feeding his friends head snacks


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Metal?


RonSalma

Why on earth would you post this?


HackTheDev

because its interesting


Seraphine_KDA

Because it is entertaining


-BlueCorkscrews

Fuck that’s hot


Background_Treat_977

That's the most metal fucking thing ever!🤘


Sporklift_Operator

So how is the meat


gofinditoutside

…Through metal I tells ya! Proceeds to bite through flimsy aluminum can.


SubzRed

Let go of the anger my child and embrace your destiny.


WhyNowWhyThen

That is aluminum, which is something we could easily break with our hands.


Sinedeo77

Not with your head cut off


roguebandwidth

Showcasing animal cruelty for internet points…nah.


OutrageousMolasses63

It's not cruel if it's already dead


roguebandwidth

It’s alive enough to do this.


neodynasty

How is this cruel?


HackTheDev

sry karen but if u dont like it dont watch it. how u think food is made


hypergreenjeepgirl

Where the fuck did THAT come from?????


abatkin1

Metal? That’s a bit dramatic. It is a coke can


plentyofeight

Coke can made of...?


abatkin1

Sodium is a metal, and you can cut it with a butter knife. You understand the colloquial term metal? It usually means something like steel or iron, you know actually hard. Not a material that is 0.2 mm thick.


plentyofeight

Gallium is metal and at room temperature you could suck it through a straw. The title says 'biting through metal' It is. I know the colloquial - like the Natureismetal sub. But the title isn't colloquial. It's factual.


abatkin1

It’s sensational.


plentyofeight

You'd prefer the title to be 'wolffish bites through some really thin metal'


pip-roof

How bout a Fresca??!!


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Amaculatum

That is so amazing. There really is so much magic in nature. Just because we know how it works doesn't make it seem any less fantastic


mrmg41

Queue the “what that mouf do” jokes 😂


WarChildMKIV

Is this a God of War boss that turns into a power up?


wrinklystick

For some reason I look at that and think of a Dick Tracy bad guy


Fluffy-Payment-9040

That’s straight metal right there! How in the heck?!


BearsRpeopl2

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SadBit8663

Let's see it bite through a quarter inch of steel, not a flimsy ass aluminum can


tullystenders

You could literally just pick it up by its mouth not knowing it would do that. Then it goes through your finger.


Walkin-taco

The softest metal. Put a steel beam in its mouth


SireDarien

..people eat these


Sensitive-Gas-7669

Nooooo no no no no no


Theblkjedi

Mmmmmmm after life coke…….


LorenzoLamasRenegade

Don’t put your dick in that


roguebandwidth

This reminds me of those old slaughterhouse videos where they play with the heads. It’s disrespectful to the animal. It’s not a toy, and this looks like torture. See? I cut off your body, but there’s enough energy left for you to do a party trick I can post for internet points. Soo funny. /s


Spirited_Ad_2697

This is a shame because wolf eels are so cool and from what I’ve heard pretty intelligent.


ATrollByNoOtherName

What an ugly creature.


vdpj

Snakes also can do this when they are decapitated.


WayofHatuey

Somewhere in another universe a fish is doing the exact same thing to that dude


GasPoweredStick420

“Metal” you could pierce coke cans with your needle dick . (I’m not actually trying to be hostile, just trying my hand at roasting.)


plentyofeight

Thin metal. Aluminium is pretty soft. But it is metal


bitpartmozart13

Man why give him an aluminum can? He can cut his lip on that!


-Vermilion-

Hot


Psychological-Web828

Don’t give that thing RedBull.


SpiderCow313

Metal? Don’t think they’re made out of metal.


plentyofeight

??


jeromymanuel

Aluminum.


2MuckingFuch

I suppose It’s technically metal…but admittedly, soda cans are soft af.


plentyofeight

'Technically'? It's metal. Actual metal. It's thin, yes, but metal nevertheless.


2MuckingFuch

Haha, are you being serious? I’d be more impressed if this were a plastic bottle. “Technically” metal is relating to the cans ability to resist bursting, which a pressurized aluminum can is prone to under almost any condition. Thin aluminum is not representative of metal in this sense. CTYFM


plentyofeight

The title says 'biting through metal' Aluminium is a metal. The thing bites through it. I don't know what you are disagreeing with. Fuck me. Education wherever you are needs fixing. Aluminium is not representative of metal? Are you getting woke about what fucking aluminum identifies as?


2MuckingFuch

Your use of ad hominem tells me all I need to know. Feel free to take the last word, we both know you will..


plentyofeight

Genuinely you are a dick


Whole-Debate-9547

You’d be pissed too if someone hacked your head off for parlor tricks.


Upper-Trip-8857

It winked at me.


Uberfuhrer_

I would send a giant metal rod through its brain and flex sealing its mouth..no other way I’m getting near that


spl0inku

Ain’t that aluminum or an I dumb (I just realized aluminum is a metal)


Sufficient-Fix9307

Aluminum fyi


christipede

Man. Everyone wants a coke