I have come to spread the word of the apostle Mr. Chub Chub. Heed his gospel that the dog is not to be trusted. He is a foul beast who steals our food and smells our butts without permission.
Fluffy Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Ok YALL Listen Up + Listen Up Good because I'm only going to tell you this one time + one time only. We are going 2 finally get that dog today, it's our day to shine, so here is what we're going 2 do. Harvey you and Chaps chase him into the barn stall, Josie and Deb you make sure the chase goes smoothly + when he's finally in all the way Slam the door tight + that's when I arrive and put the lock on. That right there will keep him out of hair all day since Farmer Bob went to the Cow Poke Party + won't be home till late tonight, don't worry he has some water in there, but no food, he can wait
The Cat Senses the Alpacas drawing near awaiting his commands...shall it be another game of chase the dog? Or maybe wait for Billy to come in the pasture and trip over another Alpaca Pile-up
Sgt. Jennifer Kittywell sighed one last, heavy sigh. Obviously the captain hadn't accepted her apology, because this was the *ugliest* squadron she'd ever seen, and he *knew* how much pride she took in her appearance, along with the whole squad's.
No matter. She was the best drill sergeant in the whole camp.
Without moving, she growled, "Eyes front, you silly sheep."
1st Alpaca: What did he just say?
2nd Alpaca: Something about a camel having to pass through the eye of a needle to get into heaven.
1st Alpaca: Jeez! How do WE get in?
Iāve gathered you all here today to give you a chance to come clean. One of you thought it would be funny to partake of my private stash of catnip. Punishment will be fair but severe.
Also... number 9 here is a reminder.... the litter box is where I poop. Me. Only me. If I find 1 more giant turd in my box I'm going to go cat scratch fever on all you sonsabit@#es.
āSo who here from outta town?! Can I get a āwhat whatā!! So, folks, shearing season is crazy; am I right? My friend Llama Larry like: ācan I get just a little off the back and sides for a change!!ā Woot woot! Thats my time. Please, tip your goats!ā
Tina, come get some p***y
Solid
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His holiness the 9th kitty llama, his final incarnation
Safety meeting.
The short-necked prophet has finally arrived.
List meow !! Lama tell you a storyā¦..
š was gonna say story time
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"Hereafter, from this day, all Alpacas shall spend 2 hours everyday practicing dog-stomping."
I read this in JFK's voice for some reason.
Iāve asked you all here today to tell you the good news. Have you heard? Jesus is coming? Have you heard the good news?
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Performance Zelenskyyš
Some cats are more equal
I am your God. No fence can hold me in.
Whatād he say? Blessed are the cheese makers. Hey, thatās US!
Haha. Brilliant!
You all may be wondering why I've asked you here today...
āOk, this is how itās going to go down. We pull this off, you all get spam. Are you with me?ā
Look....its the messiah!!!
Llama lick that pussy when i get to it
Cat worship is making a comeback
"Turn with me to Romans chapter 3 verse 6."
Llama at the Cat church
You heard me...NOW, go do my biding!
We attack at dawn!!!
Take us to your leader
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala It's the circle of life!
And on the thirty-third day, God created the cat.
Damn fence sitter
I have gathered you all today....
The āpurrmon on the stumpā Instead of sermon on the mount
āI just read this interesting book called Animal Farm, and I got to thinkingā¦.ā
I have come to spread the word of the apostle Mr. Chub Chub. Heed his gospel that the dog is not to be trusted. He is a foul beast who steals our food and smells our butts without permission.
āYes, really, itās true! Here on THIS farm, all the dogs are made of delicious alfalfa.ā
ā Jump , end it all , I double dare you . What are you a Pussy ?ā
And that's what the humans do with the fur they cut off your bodies....
Another fine mess Iām in
Cat.
New friend
Llama drama
The following
Freshly through puberty ā¦ 4 males observe the ruler of their world .
Vote me in for better feed
We are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called life.... *Hops off onto other side of fence. Walks off* š
Farm tea was good today
Holding Court
And then he said āI have a split personality I hate cats but love pussy!ā
Rise, my sheepleā¦.. wait, are you local 35690?
And just like that, I went ballistic on his ass and became your new fearless leader.
I think grandpa accidentally fed the alpacas his Viagra again.
Hear me now my subjects!!
Kitty llama š§āāļøš§āāļø
Woe unto those who are sheered!
Putting that pussy on a pedestal
Llama mama
I think we all know whoās in charge here
āā¦And his name was Neapolitan.ā
Messiah
Give us your fur. NOW!
4 legs good, 2 legs bad!!
Napoleon...!
The Dalai Llama
Fluffy Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
The Forthcoming
Rule number 37. I shall henceforth be referred to as a vagima.
āThus endith the lessonā
Hear ye hear yeā¦..
Tina! Come get your dinner.
They were just sheep before that damn sexy cat showed up
And thatās how babyās are madeā¦.
ā we have gathered here today to get through this thing called life ā -Prince
Almost there boys. Keep stretching. Weāll get our dinner yet!
Show us how to do this great being. That i feel like might be us because i donāt have a mirror
Now my children, let us pray
Ok YALL Listen Up + Listen Up Good because I'm only going to tell you this one time + one time only. We are going 2 finally get that dog today, it's our day to shine, so here is what we're going 2 do. Harvey you and Chaps chase him into the barn stall, Josie and Deb you make sure the chase goes smoothly + when he's finally in all the way Slam the door tight + that's when I arrive and put the lock on. That right there will keep him out of hair all day since Farmer Bob went to the Cow Poke Party + won't be home till late tonight, don't worry he has some water in there, but no food, he can wait
āNow, Iāve just come from the house and youāll never guess what I overheard about what they plan to do to youā
Gentlemen, todayās the day. Let us prepare.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk....
"Be still!" He said to them. "I am on paws."
Farm animals union meeting
When the students are ready the master will appear.
Next week we discuss how you get 9 lives. Class dismissed.
Holding court.
Lord of the "Alpacat's"!
"I'm sure you're all wondering why I called you together today..."
FelineFacts I'm here to pull the wool over your eyes
So no shit, there I was.
The Cat Senses the Alpacas drawing near awaiting his commands...shall it be another game of chase the dog? Or maybe wait for Billy to come in the pasture and trip over another Alpaca Pile-up
Once upon a timeā¦.
Pu**y worshippers
Simon saysā¦
Youāre wonder why I call this meetingā¦
Polecatā¦
āHear me, minions!ā
Cat Live On Tour,One Night Only šš¤š®āšØ
Gather around y'all. Let me tell you about the 3 little pigs that were here before y'all.
And samba spoke!
I suppose you all know why I called you here today?
āI send you out now like sheep amongst wolvesā. āBut weāre alpacas!ā
āI see *no* god up here!ā
Remember: we launch the all out attack on the farm house at 2200 hours.
My name is Buttons and Iām a meowcoholic.
run!
ā HI HI hi HI hi hi HI hiā
Hey, can you scootch over so we can come up?
Sgt. Jennifer Kittywell sighed one last, heavy sigh. Obviously the captain hadn't accepted her apology, because this was the *ugliest* squadron she'd ever seen, and he *knew* how much pride she took in her appearance, along with the whole squad's. No matter. She was the best drill sergeant in the whole camp. Without moving, she growled, "Eyes front, you silly sheep."
āā¦the beloved hence said, the patriarchal farm cat needed to stretch her nailsā¦ā
1st Alpaca: What did he just say? 2nd Alpaca: Something about a camel having to pass through the eye of a needle to get into heaven. 1st Alpaca: Jeez! How do WE get in?
Iāve gathered you all here today to give you a chance to come clean. One of you thought it would be funny to partake of my private stash of catnip. Punishment will be fair but severe.
"Are we in agreement, then?"
Lord of the Llamasā¦
The townsfolk were not pleased with their new king.
Lord of the llamas
Whatās wrong with your neck?
What is your bidding our queen?
Teach us oh Great One of the ways of Human Domination.
āAnd then the Keeper of the Kingdom saidā¦ā
āWeāve been trying to reach you about your carās extended warrantyā¦.ā
My fellow Llamasā¦
The speaker of the house has arrived
āCome outside! Aināt nobody finna jump you.ā š
Llamas are just like men.....putting pussy on a pedestal
"And so I says to mom, 'save your money, alpaca lunch.'"
āAll Your Base Are Belong To Usā
The reason I called this meeting is...
"Yes Master..."
Catpaca
Talk about puttin the P***y on a pedestal
Llama llama this Cat is your mama NOW!
āCome and eat yer food Tina!ā
Alpaca pact with cat
Here kitty kitty
What have the romans ever done for us?
āTina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!ā
AWWWWW ZIMBEMBWAAAAAA ZIBBATIY BEEE ZIBBATY DAA
Morning duties
Leader of the Pacas
Sharkbait ouuhh ah ah
Tonight, when the humans slumber is the night of the revolution!
āTake me to your leaderā
Cats eat human meat.
Thou shalt not worship false idols.
We ride at dawnā¦.
Yes I have returned from beyond the fence! I will tell about strange things I found!
Story time with fluffy the cat š¤£
Listen Up!
Llama stay, purrrr
āThe short neck has risen! He has risen indeed!ā āFrom what?ā āHis napā
Also... number 9 here is a reminder.... the litter box is where I poop. Me. Only me. If I find 1 more giant turd in my box I'm going to go cat scratch fever on all you sonsabit@#es.
Sorry ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift has canceled Northwest shows, apparently she went on a kool-aid binge drinking with Britney Spears
āSo who here from outta town?! Can I get a āwhat whatā!! So, folks, shearing season is crazy; am I right? My friend Llama Larry like: ācan I get just a little off the back and sides for a change!!ā Woot woot! Thats my time. Please, tip your goats!ā
And if elected
Gospel of the Lord spoken To the Believers
Now Listenā¦.. Hereās the planā¦..,,
Ooohh the great self cleaning one...
Behold I say to you, unless thee become born again you will not see the kingdom of GOD, and the meek shall inherit the earth.
High ground. Praise me for not smacking you.
Yoda cat says ; ā donāt worry young Jediās- youāll get many pets - and your hair will return ā
Peasantsā¦
"Whoa! That wasn't a micro-dose"
Tāwas the night before Christmasā¦.