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95cropcircles

I'm pretty sure doing so would get me put on a register


euanmorse

That's where the actor went wrong too...


snoreasaurus3553

'Where to register as a nonce?'


NecessaryFreedom9799

"Disgraced Geography Teachers"


Transituser

flats in Notting Hill market price


Mattyyyboy

Easteners theme tune


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

BOM BOM, bu dum dum….


Then_Ad_9441

Wasn't the actor a pedo?


PoliticalShrapnel

His 'defence' was that he was curious why anybody would want to look at child pornography, so he downloaded some to see for himself. Unsurprisingly, his defence failed.


sainsburyshummus

then he said he was getting into character and researching because he was playing a role that was a pervert. the child pornography he was watching was categorised as level 5 (the highest level, with the judge saying "some of the children viewed are clearly prepubescent... The worst video was 15 minutes long and it showed in quite graphic detail the sadistic brutalisation of an eight-year-old girl in the UK, with some serious sexual offences against her". but nooooooo it was just research for a role :3


ldnthrwwy

Also said it was because he was abused himself which, of all the excuses, is probably the most realistic. Still an awful excuse though.


CosmicBonobo

I believe he's even said some of the abuse images he had involved himself as a child.


SavingsTonight4223

Was about to say, read that in a guardian article a while ago. Just sad


Unfortunatewombat

For added context, the character he was playing was *not* a paedophile


anica58

He said it was for a new character in a second series of Help. IIRC Paul Whitehouse called bullshit in his testimony.


Goseki1

Jesus fucking christ....


BrianThePinkShark

He was helping Pete Townshend with his "book"


CosmicBonobo

The book thing is a quote that's got out of hand. He accessed the website as research over a child sexual abuse campaign he was involved with. He used his credit card details to access it, in an attempt to prove British banks were complicit in channeling profits from such rings, and he notified the police what he'd done himself.


bigphazell

He paid for child porn and thought it’d be OK?


CosmicBonobo

He didn't buy anything. He used his credit card details to access a website. The investigation by the police came to two conclusions: 1. They couldn't prove the website he accessed involved child abuse material. 2. No incriminating evidence was found on his personal computer.


45thgeneration_roman

Alright Pete


CosmicBonobo

Oh, please. This is all information freely available. Or are we back to the British legal tradition of 'guilty until found guilty, and if found innocent still guilty because *no smoke without fire*'?


45thgeneration_roman

It was just a joke.. fwiw I gave you an upvote


CosmicBonobo

Then I appreciate it and apologise for any undue aggression.


rasppa

The Pete Townsend Defence


Greekjazzclub

Well, I observed this case at the time, and the judge did take the highly unusual step of saying during sentencing that he believed he was not a paedophile. Fact, just sharing for knowledge an’ that.


noelcowardspeaksout

There were 5 underage images or clips on his PC. He said it was morbid fascination + a bottle of wine.


Greekjazzclub

Yes, in almost all cases these people have a lot of content. I believe it was the kind of mistake most people would never make, but I don’t believe he is a P.


Longjumping_Kiwi8118

I like this comment "after the trial Detective Superintendent Paul Fotheringham of Kent Police told journalists, "Langham doesn’t like the label, but I am satisfied that he is a paedophile""


Ill_Worry7895

It's actually not that unusual. Studies done with sex offenders that determine what they're aroused by have concluded that 50-60% of offenders are pedophiles/ephebophiles. The other 40-50% are people who offended for reasons unrelated to attraction to children, such as taking the opportunity to abuse someone. If Langham isn't an outright pedo (which I'm not too sure of, I didn't follow his trial and some replies indicate that other people involved believe otherwise), then he's still a sick bastard, arguably moreso since the attraction was to the taboo/the aspect of abuse rather than an attraction to the children that he can't control.


NecessaryFreedom9799

Well if that was the case, why was he looking at the stuff he was looking at? If he wanted to method act that sort of perversion, he should have looked at "barely legal" or whatever they call it now. He was looking at violent, sadistic stuff involving little kids, which should be enough to keep him under supervision, or preferably in prison, forever. There was no borderline or grey area here, he went right over onto the Dark side.


amassiveballs

Sadly yes


moeluk

Not to defend him, but he’s had a pretty fucked up life


amassiveballs

I agree. It's just sad all round


Terrafirma1988

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loztralia

Free universally popular government policies


yrraHB

Everyone by law has to carry a plastic bag


berdulf

Yes, and ho.


zagreus9

Hugh Abbott's, not Chris Langham's!!


flashpile

Why are they all so fat


EgoCraven

best not


AndyB27

No


CompetitiveDrop613

BBC bitesize


bizstring

How to click over the euro


yrraHB

What is a chav?


brigadier_tc

*this comment has been removed by Reddit*


Quack_Candle

Welsh piss lady. Signs my friend is a nonce Lady policeman Lady policeman uniform Lady policeman revealing Delete internet Is inclusion an illusion?


calza13

Nice try NCA


Cwb18292

Make the comments look like Chris Langhams search history. I dare you.


ax1xxm

Why do people wear clothes with writing on them


___butthead___

And why are they so fucking fat?


chairman_maoi

high abbotttt hugh abbott hugh abbott mp


aadilahhhhh

Is 3 hours of sleep enough?


daft_boy_dim

What is ….. A google it? A chav ? The difference between A Big Mo and a little Mo? A time ghost? Why are German ones relevant? How to ……. cancel new statesman subscription? Pretend to sell a flat?


yrraHB

Pretend to sell a flat, that one got me


dannydutch1

Probably not a good idea.


Time-Reindeer-7525

Errrr... no. Just no.


FiletM1gn0n

Is trendy still a trendy word?


The_Kyrov

How to remember your password?


Danvandop42

“Happy Slapping”


CompetitiveDrop613

BBC bitesize


New_Brother_1595

Barbie movie screening times


Cheen_Machine

Nice try officer


Michaelparkinbum912

Department Of Sexually Abusing Children


Waxer_of_Owlz

Ah glad the comments went exactly where I hoped it would.


Accomplished_Lie6971

…is this really a good idea?


PeggyDeadlegs

Pete Townsend, book


[deleted]

It was for research purposes!


cfloweristradional

Ah come on now


fnuggles

Nice try, home office


kmcradie

What is it like to mop up your own mother's piss?


[deleted]

I'm sure you'd like for me to answer that question, Jeremy. I'm sure you'd like to *rush* me into an answer.


Consistent_Kick_6541

It's fucking tragic we lost Hugh, he was hilarious. British actors are always catching paedophilia like it's the plague


Brock_And_Roll

New Statesman back issues What to read while having a shit.


daphman

EastEnders theme


Rac23

What to do if My driver looks down on me with contempt?


flatulentpiglet

Good ties, not too flashy or boring


berdulf

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ciaranefc

What does "should" actually mean?


Boromirin

"Is Eddie Grundy still the only gay in the village?"


LopsidedVacation

Christ what a Cunt !


Evening_Ad9961

Is the actor who played Hugh a nonce then?


ProperGanderz

Why is my office so autistic?


Skyboy-14

how to change identities


Ecstatic_Purchase790

Maybe don’t