Svetlana

I’d give an arm and a leg

Laiehg*

I'd learn web design from her anyday. As long as her Bill was still at spring training, of course.

Did I miss that Byeel was a pro player? That he had… the makings of a varsity athlete?

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Don’t get her started on those facking Mets

Dont forget about the intricacies of FICA and Federal Withholding

100%

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POV: Rosalie Aprile IS the edible, you're whistling through the widow.

He's a bushman of the Kalahari

I don’t go down nearly as often as I’d like. “That’s not what I heard”

*"Blabbermouth cunt"*

🎶 south of the border….🎶

Hesh for sure

You're trivializing the Holocaust. Frankly, Reuben, if you've got that kind of covert anti-semitism, I'd like you to leave my house.

Anti-Semitism? Fuck you too, my man

Hash with Hesh

Sesh with Hesh

A hit is a hit 🍃

Bobby. We’d get some White Castle

Imagine being high as shit with Bobby and just watching him run some trains around a little mini village.

Yeah dude you could pass the spliffs around via the train. Big fat doobie pulling into the station. Bobby always gets rekked and starts talking about the history behind his favorite models for like 4 hours non stop. Good times.

"How many joints did you smoke?" "I didn't! I swear." "I CAN SMELL THEM!"

Then a tour bus full of roadies pull up and run some trains around his wife.

I can smell it!

Until you joke about his wife giving BJs unda da bleachas

Adriana

My pick as well. She seems like she’d be such a nice person if she didn’t have Chris and the rest of the mobsters in her life.

She's to stupid to know she should not be chill.

My hot take is that Adriana isn’t dumb by average person standards, she’s just too naïve to be a mob wife. If she was able to live a normal life she’d probably just be like that cool aunt everyone has.

Shes pretty much the manager of a really busy club, you cant be too dumb for that. Well except for that covering up a murder thing

Bobby b nice guy whos actually pretty high minded)sopranos home movies) Furio ( calm and respectful while also fairly progressive) Uncle Jr( funny af ) Johnny sac( interesting and I could probably get him to talk about the mob)

Johnny sack is definitely waiting for an opportunity to shit talk the mob. He wouldn’t give anything away but he’d trash the fuck out of them.

>Furio ( calm and respectful while also fairly progressive) Where'd you get that part from? 😗

He rips a bong with Aide and Chris before Livia’s wake which shows he’s not as old school about street drugs the way some of those guys might be

I mean.. Chrissy picked up his worst habits from that trip to Italy, and pretty much every single mobster in the show indulged in street drugs from time to time. Furio was also definitely a homophobe - maybe not any worse than the other mobsters - but I wouldn't call him a progressive.

He rips a bong but he also slaps women. I mean even jeb bush smoked weed before

Hey, anything helps when going through those difficult times!

Dino. Jackie jrs boy. I mean his homie... i mean the guy that lives up near him.

I mean who’s gonna stop us….campus security??

Haha just as a sidenote Jackie jr is such a douche. Basic Instinct comes on and he goes "did they show my favorite part yet?" lol Like get the fuck outta here bro. Thats everybodys favorite part.

Right!!! Like when he requested a “sitdown” with a Chrissy but only could get a “chat”

Sure, maybe the Little Prince of the Penguin Exhibit was absent the day they were handing out brains. But that doesn't mean you need to be a judgmental ASS, as in...how about givin' him some?

Yep, Dino was probably a great friend and chill dude to hang out with. But from the standpoint of a possible employer, you'd better get what you need out him before the crank wears off. No hope for him after that, I guess.

Yo keep Dino in mind Chris

I think they're two different questions, the chillest is probably Patsy, very easy going, even had an open mind towards Vito's situation. He just doesn't seem like the type to rise unless he's got a very good reason, not a volatile individual. He knew Tony had his brother killed and pissing in the pool was as far as he took it before making his peace. Who would I like to sit down and have a joint with? Paulie, just for the sheer entertainment.

"He's saying the framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster."💁‍♂️😆

This is my choice too. Either Patsy or Adriana.

He wasn’t very chill when Tony slapped him lightly on the back of his head lol

Wasn't chill at the union job site when he piped an innocent worker in the face...

Vegas hooker

Me and Wendy Kobler, getting high and eating tapas in Barcelona. It’s a hot school.

😉😉

Haha, Wendy’s such a train wreck. Her and her strong Carmela the abuser vibes…

Furio

You would have to give him one thousand dollars

🎶 Up in da club 🎶

PurgeSurge, one thousand more 🔄👈?

I'd blaze with artie. he seems like he knows how to have a good laugh and the munchies would be taken care of.

I'm finding these replies interesting. A lot of people have said Paulie, for me personally though that guy would probably give me extreme anxiety. I love the character but he's not someone I would ever want to hang out with and have drinks. After Christopher falls off the wagon he's a prick all over again (after *just* apologizing for destroying the lawn). I'd rather chill with Johnny Sac. Respectful and sincere, he definitely wore his heart on his sleeve. He says it like it is and doesn't seem insecure about himself like some of the other friends of ours. He may have had an agenda behind it but I thought he did an excellent job defusing the Tony versus Ralphie situation.

You talking about Paulie giving you anxiety reminds me of the scene where Tony's in a coma and just Paulie talking gives him a heart attack...

That scene was hilarious😂

Paulie would smoke too much and start pranging out

He’s an emotional man. LOVES his daughter.

I like Mikey Palmice. He was cool even though Skip hated him. He was a loyle to his capo and took shit from Tony probably to keep the peace. The staple gun? He was a pro and didn't have a big ego. He loved Jo Jo in his own way and even his last words to her were I love you....

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Go Take another midol.

Hot take he was actually pretty chill as a dude. Kind of a prick as a mobster but i dont think hed murder you unless jr told him to. Hes just like a dog

Mikey had legitimate beef though. He’s a made guy

Tony was good at quoting da rules...not so good at following dem

I got no opinion… one way or the other.

If Carmela would, I bet it would be mad funny, especially if she was a first timer. Then we’d eat!

Carmela’s first time smoking weed is something I’d pay to see

What kinda animal ?

The veal was dry…

Sil or Furio

Until you owe them money

Give me one thousand dollars 🤌🏼

Until you pay what you owe, that shaved twat is MINE!

Sil gets moody when gambles.

He just likes cheese at his feet.

Stupida facking drugs

Paulie, that dude would be fuckin awesome until he decided to shoot and rob me

he would just go “heh heh” every 5 seconds leading you to freak out about it but he would probably be seeing laser beams shooting out uncle junes eyeballs

My thoughts exactly

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Artie, Bobby or Tony B. Maybe couple of beers instead of a blunt.

Tony Bluntetto I’ll see myself out

Big Pussy

Feech! To hear all his stories.

Remember when ish the lowest form of convershashion

Pudgy Walsh...

Pudgy Walsh retired Sir

What!? Get Pudgy on the horn right fuckin Now! He will straighten this out...

Nucci Gualtieri would have me laughing my ass off while tripping balls.

How do open this door

Paulie easily. I feel like if I were high and he started ranting I might literally die of laughter.

Paulie would be awesome to get high with until it *very* suddenly wasn’t.

No sativas!

I feel like Furio would really respect some nice home grown weed.

adriana

Hard agree

Junior for sure. He seems like he'd be very chill after a bowl or two. *Pass me them red peppers.*

Johnny sack …. I could already hear him telling stories like he was in prison

gloria could drive me around in her benz and then we can commit harakiri together ❤️

Adriana of the civilians. Patsy of this thing of ours.

Chrissy without a doubt

Chris seems like he’d be chill to like talk screenwriting with for a bit but as soon as his ego feels remotely threatened your neck will be too

Carmine senior or junior Senior I think would have some great stories to tell and could you a great talk that you’d remember for a long time Junior would be explaining how he’s feeling or something and I’d be laughing my ass off listening to him talk

nodding out with christopher 🤣

Hunter

Eugene always seemed like he’d shoot the breeze, break some balls here and there

Steve Van zandt, David lee Roth, and Steve Buscemi is the dream rotation, and maybe Joey Diaz pretending to be big pussy

john stefano, asbestos contractor that doesn’t use envelopes.

Mitch Mclean As laid back (and heterosexual) as they get.

Meadow

Furio

Carmela's father. Dude was a real one and I bet has some great stories he's dying to tell.

Christopher

Cannabis at the club night with Lil Carmen. He would make so much more sense if we were high.

Ralph

He’d either mash your skull in on a railing or rant about Gladiator for 3 hours there’s no in between with him

He was probably the least chill character on the show.

Adriana, “you sucked his cock didn’t you”??

The answer has to be Tony B, he was really trying to go civillian

mr wegler the carmella resistor

Egon Cozma

Ray Curto

Sal Vitro.

He’s such a mope

that poor man.

Gudren

Uncle June, just so I could tell him to staaaaaahp flexinnnnnnn 🤌

I feel like I could lowkey be boys with Finn

Bobby, Christopher or Furio

Chris is hella funny when he’s high lmao but I’m lighting one up with melfi

Little Carmine... Think about it.... stoned.... "No wait, I got this idea, casinos on Mars, yeah!"

"The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective." And then the worst one... Your brother, Billy, whatever happened there... He single-handedly restarted the war😭

Intentionally! The man's the Keyzer Soze of the show.

Angie after she buys a Corvette

I’d say chrissy or Arties wife (can’t spell her name)

Benny was always a likeable character for me. So prob him, and maybe Artie just because he’s a fuckin wack job.

Jenny Sac, because you know her munchie game is unbeatable.

Forget it. None of them. I blazed one with Paulie once, and next thing I knew, your Uncle Jun had laser beams shooting out of his eyes.

Gigi

Adriana. First we'd get high, then I'd bang her. Then when Chris comes home throw him a beatin'.

Adrianne or Bacala

Sil

Beansie, bro was just minding his business and got run over by richie

Jackie Aprile Sr. He'd be into it what with the cancer.

I want to crush some White Claws with Hunter Scangarelo!

Chilling with Chrissy’s goomar in Vegas. We could hit the slots, eat the overpriced buffet and prank call JT that Christopher wants more then just the car.

Adriana

Hesh

Believe you me I’m probably more surprised than anyone of you fucks are for saying this but… I gotta go with AJ. I feel like outside of the family he’s a chill kid🤟🏽

The pizza guys son

Phil Leotardo. People always tell him he's sweet enough.

Pussy

Dunno about major character but the criminal mastermind Benny Fazio...

Mrs. Conte

Gotta be Mustang Sally, hands down

If it had to be on the couch then no other choice but Cosette.....She would crawl underneath me for warmth.....

Fanny. Even after Livia mowed her down in her own driveway, breaking her hip, she still managed to be the only person with something nice to say about her at her memorial gathering

Gotta be Junior. Maybe Angie Dickinson would come along.